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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2531. To: All (#2519)
Libs, it's time to make a change... All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!! Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! (Nice little guitar breakout) Libs, it's time you make a change... Righteous right, fight with pride...FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!! Mudboy Slim 122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, FEAR is HOW the DemonRATZ enSLAVE RAT*minIONZ...MUDboyzSlim😎🇺🇸👑👣
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 4evahhh HOLD YER PIEce...MUD😎⛵😎🌹😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DemonRATZ R FUN 2 RIDicuLE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!! BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!! BlackThread's Right!! BlackThread's Right!! Mudboy singin' until late at night... FReegards...MUD (06/17/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!! Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!! Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!! Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!! Heh heh heh...MUD 494 posted on 10/27/2004, 9:21:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!! Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!! Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! Post...MUD (06/01/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Paul Kersey BaBaBouy May 2, 2017 2:11 PM Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin' Goodbye Lewinsky, the queen of Corona (cigars) Seein' me and BillyBob down by the jail-yard http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-02/hillary-clinton-i-was-way-winning- until-comey-and-russian-wikileaks If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Drain the damned swamp...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, HildaBEEST: "I Was On The Way To Winning..." America dodged a bullet in November...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... FReegards...MUD (03/27/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Been so many years ago, I set out with some goals... Listened long to Limbaugh...he's been speakin' out fer US folks!! Kerry is the Socialist's DREAM...a LIB'RAL Hanoi Jane!! Mmmm... Mudboy Slim 302 posted on 10/15/2004, 11:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, True dat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATS say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! 'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! Mudboy Slim (06/30/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, After five good years together... Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... chorus: Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... (repeat chorus) ...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Mudboy Slim (03/07/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RVA rox...MUD😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spending MORE ON GUNZ IS EASY!! NOW...DRAIN THE DEECEE SWAMP EVERY BUDGET EVERY BILL... DRAIN THE friggin' bureaukRATtik SWAMP!! Make the DeeCeeGuv'mint? SHUTdown PERManENTZ...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SWAMP RATZ SUK...donKEY dixEEE!! DRAIN THE SWAMP (and rid DeeCEE of the BureauKratz)... RedXinZ 2 RICHmond...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, U reckon THAT young lady's hitched?! MUDZ next wife'll B packin', I praY... MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Wait..." I pulled into DeeCeeTowne...met Donald 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Donald, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RAT-p'OWN'd MEEE*dia SUX MUDZ TAINT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim 568 posted on 12/03/2004 4:37:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 31 July 1999 President William J. Clinton Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice" Dear Mr. President: A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS- Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under- reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!! This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too- slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!! However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows: I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice" cc. The U.S. House of Representatives ______________________________________________________________________ Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson-- I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully- - harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re- assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website. Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that-- if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!! The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF....MUD 535 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:56:22 AM by Mudboy Slim BTW... Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... You used to...prance about... Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... (Sweet harp to fade) MUD RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!! 1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim )=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!! 536 posted on 3/3/2003, 9:01:36 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Perhaps there is HOPE 4 FRANCE yet...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hell YEAH!! NON-RAT-commieMARXistBASSturdza buy movie tickets, TOO!! HollyWEIRDOZE R NOT America...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bill NYE is a MARXist RAT-moron...and U believe HIM?! HOW STOOOpid R U?! LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Whazzup, U FLAMERZ...?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Stoned, I thought you had a Thread Ignore button. I can't find it. Pls advise. Thanks, Fred
I M shore U can find it up watz BUNGhole, U egfeminaye lightweight!! Go...B a wu$$Y. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, My beef with U, Fred/Ethyl, is that you R a LYING, twofaced, HYPOCRITical ObamaBot RAT-moron. Capiche, U candy-@$$ed PUNK?!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Si mi amigo...nosotros CAN "Git aLONG".. iMho...MUD😎 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I don't lie, you pint-sized whore. Don't ever say that to me again.
Oh, U--like all Marxist RATZ--most certainLEE LIE, especially 2 yerself, Ethyl...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Kosovo Slaughter" Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Slick burned down that Waco House... Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! (Excellent guitar jammin') We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Federal BureauKratz R the most WORTHless employees in America...BAR NONE!! FIRE ALL DemRATZS ASAP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, have you seen that ScumBag Left the White House? (Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!) Too many Lies been told to MUD's Country... (Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar) Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!! Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy! Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! Crazy things goin' on... Mudboy Slim -------------------------------------------- Gotta believe Ronnie Van Zandt wouldda agreed with this song...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim SlixMYbitch...MUD 183 posted on 11/18/2001, 11:30:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nasty LYING SKANK deserved 2 LOSE...QUIT yer Whinin', RAT-minions... MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Btw..."pint-sized"? WTF? I M bigger than U, my erstwhile compadre...MUD😎🇺🇸😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Side Two Part One of the Trilogy that promises to help topple the ObamaNation...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Am I the only one--under 39--who knows that the author of "Deliverance" played the Sheriff at the end of the movie... One extra clue...it rhymes with a male body part...and his name wasn't "Mulva"!! Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock... SHEEEESH...I figgered y'all to be much brighter than this, much quicker, in fact...this is embarrassing!! Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock... I'm waiting...............................MUD 490 posted on 12/2/2001, 4:31:31 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!
RATS're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2532. To: All (#2507)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2533. To: All (#2532)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2534. To: All (#2514)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2535. To: international american, Landru, Flora McDonald, Mia T, jla, FBD, Howlin, Ms. AntiFeminazi (#2509)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Blackbird")
When MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!!
Vote PRO-Life!!
Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!
Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!!
Vote FER Right!!
We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!
BlackThread's Right!!
Dubyuh, let's fight 'gainst the Lib'ral Blight!!
BlackThread's Right!!
RINOs we'll fight 'cuz Dutch Reagan's Right!!
Reject Lib'ral dreams and do what's Right!!
Vote FER Life!!
RightWing's tired of waiting fer George Dubyuh to conspire...
Fools vile-ly berating Bush's moment to do Right!!
Right's patiently waiting fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2536. To: jla (#2535)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")
In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away...
My my, hey hey.
Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!!
No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back...
When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.
We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!!
The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!!
Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.
There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2537. To: blackie, Trueblackman, Black Jade (#2536)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")
There's more to Slick's TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES.
Hey hey, my my.
Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!!
Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!!
When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.
Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!!
US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!!
Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.
There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!!
Hey hey, my my...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2538. To: Mudboy Slim (#2537)
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where
Seein' me and BillyBob down by the jail-yard
#2539. To: All (#2533)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2540. To: BorisY (#2538)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2541. To: ForGod'sSake, Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, FBD, Happygal, P8riot, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp (#2540)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep Jean there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past forty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2542. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, Landru, iceskater, yankhater (#2541)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2543. To: All (#2542)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")
FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told...
RATS got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!!
Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!
Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd!!
Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my FRiends!!
Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.
Traitors don't win elections...FReepers got songs to play!!
We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...support SwiftVets fer Truth!!
Please Lord, Bush needs voters again!!
FReepers gotta stand and holler...election must be won!!
We'll proudly rise and have our say...and then we'll all git drunk!!
FReedom shall WIN on that day...RATS, they fear our Win!!
Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!!
Oh Lord, Right must win boldly...AGAIN!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2544. To: All rat-MEDIA (#2543)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2545. To: All (#2543)
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATS curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATS cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATS learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2546. To: Landru, yankhater, HenryLeeII, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, international american, Liz, Libloather (#2545)
(To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
Fightin' fer what is Right,
We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh...
'Cuz spending's outta sight!!
It's that ol' familiar fight, folks...
Fed'ral spendin' must come down!!
We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
And FReeper songs I sang!!
But I'm startin' to feel like a fool...
'Cuz spendin's growin' again!!
So when it's time to vote next Autumn...
My support it shan't come cheap...
Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear,
Need a spendin' FREEZE!!
(And I said)
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!!
But I expect more from Dubyuh...
He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!!
But we gotta put on spendin' brakes...
And fight against Left's slime!!
So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave,
Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere I wanna belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2547. To: All (#2546)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2548. To: Pres. Donald J. TRUMP (#2547)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2549. To: All NORML humaN BEEingZ (#2546)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2550. To: MUD (#2549)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2551. To: All (#2519)
(Edited)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, TRUMPsterz...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't "U" help stand 'gainst Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "Yer Okay, MUD, I sure pray U git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2552. To: All U weirdo RAT-scum KOOKS!! (#2550)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2553. To: BorisY, LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#2538)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2554. To: All (#2553)
(Edited)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members
(D@Lone.FReeper)
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITimize.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2555. To: All U FRenchEEEZ!! (#2554)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2556. To: All (#2555)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2557. To: All U trySEXu'all RAT cross-dressers LIKE Ethyl Mertz, Willie Green, Biff TaNNEN, AND jHOFFA_ (#2556)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2558. To: war, fred mertz, ethyl, stinkyPate (#1)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2559. To: A K A Stone (#2558)
#2560. To: Fred Mertz (#2559)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2561. To: Fred Mertz (#18)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2562. To: Happy Quanzaa (#8)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2563. To: Mudboy Slim (#2561)
#2564. To: Fred Mertz (#2563)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2565. To: BorisY, Black Jade, dirtboy, Arator (#2538)
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Innocents slaughtered!!
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Innocence slaughtered...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2566. To: All U worthLESS DeeCEE RATZ!! (#2565)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2567. To: Snow Bunny, sinkspur, M Kehoe, stand watie (#2566)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE MUD's COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2568. To: All (#2567)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2569. To: Fred Mertz (#2563)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2570. To: All (#2569)
(Edited)
URL Source: http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,104585.0.html
Published: Jun 13, 2013
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2013-06-13 15:16:10 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: Impeach, Obama
Views: 220
Side One
Short-Haired Country Boy
Walk on the VILE Side
Lucky Man
Commitments Made Of Sand
The Liberal Lie
This Blessed Ground
The Left's Distort
BO Resigns
Imagine (The Conservative Version)
Barry duhh Kid
RATS Ain't Worth It
American Lib'ral!!
Vile Forces
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2571. To: All (#2570)
MUD-HYPOTHESIS: Ned Beatty got what was comin' to him in "Deliverance"...iMho.
FOUR (4) FREE Cyber- Tickets to the Upcoming Mudboy Slim and the FReeperFRenetics (aka the Richmond Orchestra),
Nationally-Televised Concert at Carnegie Hall to the first one to bump in with that author's name!!!
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
And y'all claim to be Ol' Farts...tsk tsk tsk...
I don't think there's a one of ya out there over 29!!
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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