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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2394. To: All RINOZ (#2393)
Ms. Lindsey Grahamnesty is a PUTZ...just like his Bu++Buddy Johnnie McSTAIN!! Drum these RINOZ from the GOP...NOW!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yer durned TOOTin'...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope someday that politicians will be devoted. Stay Safe !" 62 posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 12:10:19 AM by Squantos "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim 97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!! [To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!! Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah. Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady". Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah. All I ask for...all I pray, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ohhh ye-ah. [ Busted. ] Hey. [ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )] Justice makes US do it now. Mudboy Slim 56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 🈁DeeCeeRATZ R ALL Nannies, Nimrods, & Ne'erDOwells...RETIRE THEM ALL...asap!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) Good 2 know...and I'm gonna need every minute of that 2 achieve my always- growing "To-Do" list...MUD BTW...Views: 506339 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------ Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mac-Auliffe Came Down 2 Richmond" McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, LeftWing SCUM... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NOT eye, sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the overhead and never paying much attention to holding up the growing line behind them, I simply shook my head knowing that this flight was not starting out very well. I was anxious to get home to see my loved ones so I was focused on "my" issues and just felt like standing up and yelling for some of these clowns to get their act together. I knew I couldn't say a word so I just thumbed thru the "Sky Mall" magazine from the seat pocket in front of me. You know it's really getting rough when you resort to the over priced, useless sky mall crap to break the monotony. With everyone finally seated, we just sat there with the cabin door open and no one in any hurry to get us going although we were well past the scheduled take off time. No wonder the airline industry is in trouble I told myself. Just then, the attendant came on the intercom to inform us all that we were being delayed. The entire plane let out a collective groan. She resumed speaking to say "We are holding the aircraft for some very special people who are on their way to the plane and the delay shouldn't be more than 5 minutes. The word came after waiting six times as long as we were promised that "I" was finally going to be on my way home. Why the hoopla over "these" folks? I was expecting some celebrity or sports figure to be the reason for the hold up.........Just get their butts in a seat and lets hit the gas I thought. The attendant came back on the speaker to announce in a loud and excited voice that we were being joined by several U. S. Marines returning home from Iraq!!! Just as they walked on board, the entire plane erupted into applause. The men were a bit taken by surprise by the 340 people cheering for them as they searched for their seats. They were having their hands shook and touched by almost everyone who was within an arm's distance of them as they passed down the aisle. One elderly woman kissed the hand of one of the Marines as he passed by her. The applause, whistles and cheering didn't stop for a long time. When we were finally airborne, "I" was not the only civilian checking his conscience as to the delays in "me" getting home, finding my easy chair, a cold beverage and the remote in my hand. These men had done for all of us and I had been complaining silently about "me" and "my" issues. I took for granted the everyday freedoms I enjoy and the conveniences of the American way of life I took for granted others paid the price for my ability to moan and complain about a few minutes delay to "me" for those Heroes going home to their loved ones. I attempted to get my selfish outlook back in order and minutes before we landed I suggested to the attendant that she announce over the speaker a request for everyone to remain in their seats until our hero's were allowed to gather their things and be first off the plane. The cheers and applause continued until the last Marine stepped off and we all rose to go about our too often taken for granted everyday freedoms......... I felt proud of them. I felt it an honor and a privilege to be among the first to welcome them home and say Thank You for a job well done. I vowed that I will never forget that flight nor the lesson learned. I can't say it enough, THANK YOU to those Veterans and active servicemen and women who may read this and a prayer for those who cannot because they are no longer with us. GOD BLESS AMERICA! WELCOME HOME! AND THANKS FOR A JOB WELL DONE!!! " Dittos...MUD 10 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:38:24 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The RAT-thug Insurrection is headed towards Kent State II. Those black masks AIN'T gonna PROtect U, U worthless PUNKS!! Good Riddance, iMho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'm fed up ev'ry evening... You can't start a fire JUSTICE keeps getting nearer... You can't start a fire We sit around getting Bolder... Stay on the FReeps of this town You can't start a fire sitting 'round crying over a broken heart Mid...MUD 743 posted on 03/12/2003 12:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ suck...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you... TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim 155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Prohibition is a failure most anyone can see, I'm going back to Georgia, to join the drinking clan, Oh, the moonshiners in the mountains, they operate the stills, Oh, the city dude he makes homebrew, most anyone can learn, Oh, at the next election, I'm sure you all will see, Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "WE ARE THE WORLD!!" NOW is the time... We can't go on... [Chorus] Sing from yer heart!!! [Chorus] Folks, Left flouts its Power!! [Chorus] Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Mudboy Slim Justice is its own reward...MUD 1 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookie's TOONS ROCK!!"...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... CHORUS: (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... CHORUS (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The RATZ desperate antics R destroying the Dem Party "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?! Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?! Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?! FReegards...MUD 115 posted on 12/18/2002 3:14 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! (ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...) C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!! Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... (CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp) Hell, yeah...MUD 695 posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When they write the pages of history... We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... [Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... Left can't create...Left just destroys... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain... Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!" Fer the Clinton Arkancides and Osama bin Laden... One day up in the Senate, Lo-ord, we let Slick slip away... Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose La da da, la da daa, la da daa da daa da daa La di da, ladida LA dida LA di daa, ladida LA dida LA di daa Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Kerry's Party!!" Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... 'Cuz Slick's already bombed... This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" And Left's already done... Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... But me, I'm already gone!! Yes, RATS're already gone... Yes, Slick's already buggered... BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty... The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... FReegards...MUD 90 posted on 01/02/2004 12:48:37 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2395. To: pookie (#2393)
GOTZta love it...MUD
Chelsea Klinton...the SPAWN of Webb Hubbell...think "Big Chill!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2396. To: Squantos, Mudboy slim, Cyber-Band (#2394)
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed (and eventually disfigured) and dry cleaners depressed?
baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.
As a student, I spent all my time wishing to be detested and degraded.
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2397. To: All (#2396)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2398. To: Mick, Keith, and the Boyz (#2397)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2399. To: All (#2398)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2400. To: All FLAMErz (#2399)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2401. To: EdZep, Dukie, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT, pokerboy, Darth Sidious, TheBabe, LiberteeBell, KLT (#2396)
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2402. To: EdZep, Landru, goldilucky (#2401)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em...do it now!!
Shame!! Shame!!
Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's dame!!
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.
FReedom lets US do it now.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2403. To: All (#2377)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2404. To: All DeeCee RATZ and the KlownPussies who supportdefend THEM (#12)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2405. To: All (#2386)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2406. To: All DeeCee RATZ and the KlownPussies who support*DEfend THEM (#2404)
Nimrods, and/OR Ne'er-DO-wells...
RETIRE THEM ALL...NOW!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2407. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#2271)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
"DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2408. To: JakeyBoy, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#2407)
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals the cards.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!"
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2409. To: pookie (#2408)
HOO knew SammyJay was a Commie-PINKo-RATpunk?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2410. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Sauropod, Taxman, Landru, jla (#2407)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2411. To: FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, AdSimp (#2410)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2412. To: All SNOWflakes (#2411)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2413. To: Happygal, FBD, sultan88, conservativemusician, Landru, jla, dead, kristinn, Doctor Raoul (#2410)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Dancin' In the Dark")
Networks ain't got nothin' fer me!!
We wake up ev'ry morning...
Can't go to bed...FReepin' Fer the FRee!!
Nation's Gotta Git Inspired!!
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there, FReepers, we could use just a little help!!
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReedom Inspires!!
DemonRATS're just Dancin' with Soddom!!
RushLimbaugh's on and I'm groooovin' 'round the Cave!!
Dru checks his look in the mirror...
We wanna change tax codes...WE Care!! WE Save!!
Folks, Slick ain't going nowhere!!
Slick's just waiting to git dumped like $#!+!!
We're bound to GitJustice sometime...
FReepers, I just know that We're IT!!
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReepers, Left's Tired...
The Bossman's just Dancing With Soddom!!
There's a yoke here called "Fear"...'tis Anti-Liberty!!
We'll Take This World ON Our Shoulders...
Come on, Dubyuh, Let's Make Folks FRee!!
and they'll be carving you up alright
They say you gotta stay hungry
hey baby I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book
I need a love reaction
come on now baby gimme just one look
Yes...MUD's fer Hire!!
DemonRATS're just Dancing With Soddom!!
Left can't start the fire worrying about their Lib'ralWorld falling apart!!
Mudboy's fer Hire!!
FReepers, Left is just dancin' with Soddom!!
FReepers, RATS're just prancin' fer Soddom!!
Springsteen is just dancin'...got no smarts!!
The Bossman's just dancin' like a dork!!
Yea baby...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2414. To: All SNOWflakes and DemRAT wussyBOUYZ!! aka war, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, nolu_chan, meguro, Fred Mertz (#2413)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2415. To: EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, poet, Rush Limbaugh (#2414)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2416. To: All hillaryBOTZ, ThunderBUTT aka CankleCorpsWomyn, Pocahontas...NOT!! (#2415)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2417. To: All (#2381)
(Sung by Lowe Stokes and his PotLickers)
For whiskey's sold in every town in the good old USA.
Oh, the policeman will arrest you, he'll lock you up in jail,
He'll drink up all your liquor, and turn you out on bail.
Where whiskey's made of Red Seal Lye and sold in old tin cans,
Where the men they drink and gamble, and the women quarrel and fight,
And the saloons they run wide open, and a man's killed every night.
They're true blue to each other, what they say they'll do, they will,
They all carry six-shooters, shotguns and bowie knives,
And the man that tries to raid them is sure to lose his life.
He takes a can of old malt syrup and an old-fashioned churn,
He adds a cake of yeast or two and he lets it work and foam,
And a bottle or two on a Saturday night, he'll sing "My Home Sweet Home".
We'll have light wines and good old beer in 1933,
And if we do not get it, I'm tellin' you and you,
We'll make our own liquor, and drink our old home brew.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2418. To: Michael Jackson (#2417)
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
True TRUMPsterz shall soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as O.N.E.!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT-TRAITORS spread Left's LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2419. To: ohioWfan, MoJo2001, Reagan Man, Luis Gonzalez, Coop, PhiKapMom, MeeknMing, Alamo-Girl, poet, Angelwood, kristinn (#2377)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh- ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our sight...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2420. To: pookie (#2419)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2421. To: sultan88, KLT, Landru (#2420)
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2422. To: All DeeCee RATZ (#2421)
in the eyes of a VAST MAJORITY of the U.S. Electorate...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2423. To: All Hendrix DeVOTEes, FBD, Rush Limbaugh, holdonnow, Hannity, OldFriend (#2422)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe")
I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!"
I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton now Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!!
I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with some GirleyMen!!"
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!!
Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?!
Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!!
Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN can be FRee!!
And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around...
Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2424. To: All (#2423)
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2425. To: Conspiracy Guy (#2424)
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2426. To: Landru, Happygal, MadIvan (#2425)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2427. To: All (#2426)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2428. To: sultan88, Landru, EdZep, Elle Bee, AuntB, jla, Snow Bunny, Ragtime Cowgirl, cherry_bomb88 (#2425)
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Camelot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool...yeah!
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...Right thought the Country'd lost its Mind!!
MUD sang every song Dem Leftists spew!! Freep fer Justice just 'cuz it's the Right thing to do...
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we can't FReep!!
And Feelin' Good is easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know FReepin' fools is good fer Liberty...
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!
Yeah Willie shared the blame fer Ol' Waco!!
Slick committed Treason...took bribes from Chi-Com scum...
Yeah, c'mon Ashcroft, Justice must be Bold!!
We had'im dead to Rights, but DemRATS denied it!!
Folks, we'll shame all our tomorrows if we don't make Clinton pay....
If we don't make TraitorWillie do his time!!
Nothin', and that's all that Willie left me
Well, feelin' good was easy, lo-o-ord, when he sang the blues
And feelin' good was good enough for me...um-hmmm!!
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee yeah
La da da da daa dadada RE-Impeach Willie-ah
Laa li daa da daa daa, la da daa da daa
Laa la laa la daada Indict Willie-ah yeah
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo laa, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO la laa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah Lo lo lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord oh Hey, hey, hey, Bobby McGee, lord [Mudboy kickin' it on pie-anny] Work in progess...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2429. To: Mudboy Slim (#2427)
#2430. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Landru (#2407)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2431. To: All (#2430)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2432. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#2430)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2433. To: All (#2432)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2434. To: Cyber-Band, pokerboy, conservativemusician, philman_36, AuntB, PhiKapMom, d14truth, blackie (#2433)
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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