Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1413618 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Mudboy is wrong on the war. He is right on most of his other conservative positions. You are right on the war. And wrong on most other issues. I am right on every issue.
Add a question mark at the end and I think you've got it.
Anything questioning whether he actually has it or impyling a lack of evidence thereunto is fine...but as an open ended statement it loses what this thread was about...
And you Marxist RAT-punks treat his words as if they are manna from the Messiah...ROFLMAO!!
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
I've yet to have the pleasure...I'm still sorta lo-tech with my AM radio. Where's Church broadcast from? Does he have a website I could check out?
He's Cajun - so I think he might broadcast from N'awlins. He's about the only purely states rights national talker that I've heard - he comes on Sirius @ 10am daily. (XM carries him too, but I'm not sure of the time)
He uses the term "federal leviathan" frequently - which is why your tagline reminded me of him.
#528. To: Get Outta Dodge!, A K A Stone, war (#508)
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
Ol' Sammy Clemons shore 'nuff was a wise one...MUD
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." Mark Twain
"Success has a thousand fathers, failure is an orphan."
--attributed to JFK and others.
It's likely that Barry Soetoro will be a political orphan by '12.
MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS... DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!! With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS... Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks... When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep... Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..." Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!" US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty... It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!! Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!! This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!! Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!! Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee... Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!! He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!! It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!! We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!! Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!! We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!! MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!! Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!" And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty... Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!" Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!! It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a B!+CH now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!! Come on...Slick's a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Hit it C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Let me tell you now Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations Meditations, United Nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
"Boulevard (where dru & mud are)" (2 B sung 2 Boulevard by Jackson Browne)
Down on the boulevard Dru drives a Ford Windstar They look at Black with such disregard They say they are the ones Why the thread is run But if we choose to stay We have to play their way Its okay--- The Muds in defeat and he had to chose The wager with Dru hell lose Down at the red table They say Muds up and gone Under a DU name Du-ing a new fame Its alright --- Mudboy is MIA Mudboy gets to like it that way Mudboy no longer FReeps Mudboy The libs are hard and times are tough Down on the boulevard Drus had enough And now posts are slow Between the Black Threads cobwebs grow and the post slow Everybody lurks right by like its done or something They dont know Mudboy knows you Mudboy now owes Dru Mudboy showed you what the dems were thinking Mudboy baby Hey, hey where are you? Are your FReepin days through? We miss you! And you must be on guard Make Slick pay Its only time on the Black boulevard
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...THE Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
#2396. To: Squantos, Mudboy slim, Cyber-Band (#2394)
"Great thread Mud..........my two cents on the "de-anything theme.......:o)
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed (and eventually disfigured) and dry cleaners depressed?
Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. As a student, I spent all my time wishing to be detested and degraded.
On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope someday that politicians will be devoted.
Stay Safe !"
62 posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 12:10:19 AM by Squantos (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."**** 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim