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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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MUDZ EX v. MUD 2 TRUE...heh heh heh. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Duhh $hilldaBEEST B clueless...and QUITE UN-attractive, iMho. Doood...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, creek-creek creek-creek creek-creek creek-creek These threads R much funnerer when U'all participate...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Boulevard (where ‘dru & mud are)" Down on the boulevard ‘Dru drives a Ford Windstar ---------------------------------------------------- LOST: TWO GREAT FREEPERS, MUDBOYSLIM AND LANDRU... 1 posted on 05/30/2003 11:12:08 AM PDT by cherry_bomb88 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Algore dancing 4 Nancy Pelosi's bachelorette shindig, allegedLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada: Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee: The Educashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont: Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming: Where Men Are Men! 156 posted on Saturday, June 07, 2003 6:42:29 PM by cherry_bomb88 ("It's easier to fight for one's principals than to live up to them" ~Alfred Adler) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds, LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!! It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose The HildaBeast's without her King... Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh. Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim 455 posted on 11/14/2002 3:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dittos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #493...bttt...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 4*20 is a National Holiday, right? Or is 2day just a LOCAL Richmond, VA phenomenon? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em...MUD😎😘😏 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, WhatEVER U say, ethyl...btw, eat a mint...U gots penis-breath!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BWAHAHAHAHA!! Whatta DORK!! YO!! ObamaNation...do U miss yer VillageIdiot...YET?!! Sheeesh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, STOCKin' up 4 a very, VERY C.Hill Day...MUD BTW...DiscGolf anyO.N.E.?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) "Y?" U ask..."'Cuz..." repLIED...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD -------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! 1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! (Purty jammin' by TheBigMan) Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!" Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!! RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim 13 posted on ThursDAY, June 12, 2003 1:18:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He had the zealots, and harems by the score... "bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!! He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim 46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ms. Lindsey Grahamnesty is a PUTZ...just like his Bu++Buddy Johnnie McSTAIN!! Drum these RINOZ from the GOP...NOW!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yer durned TOOTin'...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope someday that politicians will be devoted. Stay Safe !" 62 posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 12:10:19 AM by Squantos "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim 97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!! [To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!! Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah. Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady". Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah. All I ask for...all I pray, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ohhh ye-ah. [ Busted. ] Hey. [ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )] Justice makes US do it now. Mudboy Slim 56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 🈁DeeCeeRATZ R ALL Nannies, Nimrods, & Ne'erDOwells...RETIRE THEM ALL...asap!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) Good 2 know...and I'm gonna need every minute of that 2 achieve my always- growing "To-Do" list...MUD BTW...Views: 506339 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------ Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mac-Auliffe Came Down 2 Richmond" McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, LeftWing SCUM... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NOT eye, sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the overhead and never paying much attention to holding up the growing line behind them, I simply shook my head knowing that this flight was not starting out very well. I was anxious to get home to see my loved ones so I was focused on "my" issues and just felt like standing up and yelling for some of these clowns to get their act together. I knew I couldn't say a word so I just thumbed thru the "Sky Mall" magazine from the seat pocket in front of me. You know it's really getting rough when you resort to the over priced, useless sky mall crap to break the monotony. With everyone finally seated, we just sat there with the cabin door open and no one in any hurry to get us going although we were well past the scheduled take off time. No wonder the airline industry is in trouble I told myself. Just then, the attendant came on the intercom to inform us all that we were being delayed. The entire plane let out a collective groan. She resumed speaking to say "We are holding the aircraft for some very special people who are on their way to the plane and the delay shouldn't be more than 5 minutes. The word came after waiting six times as long as we were promised that "I" was finally going to be on my way home. Why the hoopla over "these" folks? I was expecting some celebrity or sports figure to be the reason for the hold up.........Just get their butts in a seat and lets hit the gas I thought. The attendant came back on the speaker to announce in a loud and excited voice that we were being joined by several U. S. Marines returning home from Iraq!!! Just as they walked on board, the entire plane erupted into applause. The men were a bit taken by surprise by the 340 people cheering for them as they searched for their seats. They were having their hands shook and touched by almost everyone who was within an arm's distance of them as they passed down the aisle. One elderly woman kissed the hand of one of the Marines as he passed by her. The applause, whistles and cheering didn't stop for a long time. When we were finally airborne, "I" was not the only civilian checking his conscience as to the delays in "me" getting home, finding my easy chair, a cold beverage and the remote in my hand. These men had done for all of us and I had been complaining silently about "me" and "my" issues. I took for granted the everyday freedoms I enjoy and the conveniences of the American way of life I took for granted others paid the price for my ability to moan and complain about a few minutes delay to "me" for those Heroes going home to their loved ones. I attempted to get my selfish outlook back in order and minutes before we landed I suggested to the attendant that she announce over the speaker a request for everyone to remain in their seats until our hero's were allowed to gather their things and be first off the plane. The cheers and applause continued until the last Marine stepped off and we all rose to go about our too often taken for granted everyday freedoms......... I felt proud of them. I felt it an honor and a privilege to be among the first to welcome them home and say Thank You for a job well done. I vowed that I will never forget that flight nor the lesson learned. I can't say it enough, THANK YOU to those Veterans and active servicemen and women who may read this and a prayer for those who cannot because they are no longer with us. GOD BLESS AMERICA! WELCOME HOME! AND THANKS FOR A JOB WELL DONE!!! " Dittos...MUD 10 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:38:24 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The RAT-thug Insurrection is headed towards Kent State II. Those black masks AIN'T gonna PROtect U, U worthless PUNKS!! Good Riddance, iMho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'm fed up ev'ry evening... You can't start a fire JUSTICE keeps getting nearer... You can't start a fire We sit around getting Bolder... Stay on the FReeps of this town You can't start a fire sitting 'round crying over a broken heart Mid...MUD 743 posted on 03/12/2003 12:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RATZ suck...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you... TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim 155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2377. To: Mudboy Slim (#2376)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2378. To: cherry_bomb88 (#2377)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2379. To: Landru, Mudboy Slim, FunkyDan Medina, cherry_bomb88 (#2378)
(2 B sung 2 “Boulevard” by Jackson Browne)
They look at “Black” with such disregard
They say they are the ones
Why the thread is run
But if we choose to stay
We have to play their way
It’s okay---
The Mud’s in defeat and he had to chose
The wager with ‘Dru he’ll lose
Down at the “red table”
They say Mud’s up and gone
Under a DU name
Du-ing a new fame
It’s alright ---
Mudboy is MIA
Mudboy gets to like it that way
Mudboy no longer FReeps
Mudboy
The lib’s are hard and times are tough
Down on the boulevard ‘Dru’s had enough
And now posts are slow
Between the Black Threads cobwebs grow and the post slow
Everybody lurks right by like it’s done or something
They don’t know—
Mudboy knows you
Mudboy now owes ‘Dru
Mudboy showed you what the dems were thinking
Mudboy baby
Hey, hey where are you?
Are your FReepin’ days through? We miss you!
And you must be on guard
Make ‘Slick pay
It’s only time on the “Black” boulevard
Last seen in Black XIX Thread, Missing since May 8, 2003.
If found, please send them "home"!!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2380. To: All (#2379)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2381. To: sultan88, Mudboy Slim, Landru, iceskater, FBD, conservativemusician, jla, Happygal, goldilucky (#2380)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2382. To: All TRUMPsterz, diotima, Paul Cruce, Bob J, amom, FallGuy, Saundra Duffy, John Lenin (#2381)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Smoked my snuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, We'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...It Is Time!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin'a find a Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2383. To: All (#2382)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2384. To: All (#493)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2385. To: All (#540)
#540..btt...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2386. To: All (#2357)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2387. To: Fred Mertz (#541)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2388. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, putupon, El RushBO, Angelwood, BufordP, Jethro Tull, PUNX'R'US!! (#2380)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2389. To: All 4twenty Celebrants (#2388)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2390. To: All (#2389)
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand.
A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper."
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses" 
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2391. To: cherry_bomb88, sultan88, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician, jla (#2370)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey- dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Over my dead body...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2392. To: goldilucky, poet, coteblanche, Flora McDonald, AuntB, Victoria Delsoul, MiaT (#2391)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(It's all about timin', IMHO...RE-IMPEACH Osama Bil Clinton...before it's too late!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2393. To: All (#2380)
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
Osama bin Laden...THE Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
(Time Fer Justice!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2394. To: All RINOZ (#2393)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2395. To: pookie (#2393)
GOTZta love it...MUD
Chelsea Klinton...the SPAWN of Webb Hubbell...think "Big Chill!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2396. To: Squantos, Mudboy slim, Cyber-Band (#2394)
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed (and eventually disfigured) and dry cleaners depressed?
baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.
As a student, I spent all my time wishing to be detested and degraded.
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2397. To: All (#2396)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2398. To: Mick, Keith, and the Boyz (#2397)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2399. To: All (#2398)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2400. To: All FLAMErz (#2399)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2401. To: EdZep, Dukie, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT, pokerboy, Darth Sidious, TheBabe, LiberteeBell, KLT (#2396)
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2402. To: EdZep, Landru, goldilucky (#2401)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em...do it now!!
Shame!! Shame!!
Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's dame!!
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.
FReedom lets US do it now.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2403. To: All (#2377)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2404. To: All DeeCee RATZ and the KlownPussies who supportdefend THEM (#12)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2405. To: All (#2386)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2406. To: All DeeCee RATZ and the KlownPussies who support*DEfend THEM (#2404)
Nimrods, and/OR Ne'er-DO-wells...
RETIRE THEM ALL...NOW!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2407. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#2271)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
"DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2408. To: JakeyBoy, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#2407)
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals the cards.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!"
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2409. To: pookie (#2408)
HOO knew SammyJay was a Commie-PINKo-RATpunk?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2410. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Sauropod, Taxman, Landru, jla (#2407)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2411. To: FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, AdSimp (#2410)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2412. To: All SNOWflakes (#2411)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2413. To: Happygal, FBD, sultan88, conservativemusician, Landru, jla, dead, kristinn, Doctor Raoul (#2410)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Dancin' In the Dark")
Networks ain't got nothin' fer me!!
We wake up ev'ry morning...
Can't go to bed...FReepin' Fer the FRee!!
Nation's Gotta Git Inspired!!
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there, FReepers, we could use just a little help!!
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReedom Inspires!!
DemonRATS're just Dancin' with Soddom!!
RushLimbaugh's on and I'm groooovin' 'round the Cave!!
Dru checks his look in the mirror...
We wanna change tax codes...WE Care!! WE Save!!
Folks, Slick ain't going nowhere!!
Slick's just waiting to git dumped like $#!+!!
We're bound to GitJustice sometime...
FReepers, I just know that We're IT!!
You can't start a fire without a spark
FReepers, Left's Tired...
The Bossman's just Dancing With Soddom!!
There's a yoke here called "Fear"...'tis Anti-Liberty!!
We'll Take This World ON Our Shoulders...
Come on, Dubyuh, Let's Make Folks FRee!!
and they'll be carving you up alright
They say you gotta stay hungry
hey baby I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book
I need a love reaction
come on now baby gimme just one look
Yes...MUD's fer Hire!!
DemonRATS're just Dancing With Soddom!!
Left can't start the fire worrying about their Lib'ralWorld falling apart!!
Mudboy's fer Hire!!
FReepers, Left is just dancin' with Soddom!!
FReepers, RATS're just prancin' fer Soddom!!
Springsteen is just dancin'...got no smarts!!
The Bossman's just dancin' like a dork!!
Yea baby...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2414. To: All SNOWflakes and DemRAT wussyBOUYZ!! aka war, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, nolu_chan, meguro, Fred Mertz (#2413)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2415. To: EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, poet, Rush Limbaugh (#2414)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2416. To: All hillaryBOTZ, ThunderBUTT aka CankleCorpsWomyn, Pocahontas...NOT!! (#2415)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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