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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2292. To: Liz, summer, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, AuntB, Geezerette, KLT, goldilucky, Snow Bunny (#2291)
"Warfare is the Way of deception. "Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. Ahhhh, soooo...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, Democrats are to blame! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours) 325 posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All Right!! Now dig this, Karen... Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... (Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!! You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Msssst, yeah Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... (The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....) That's what MUD's talkin' about!! Owwww!! Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Mudboy Slim 253 posted on Sunday, November 03, 2002 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Sun Tzu Say..." "If one gains victory in battle and is successful in attacks, but does not exploit those achievements, it is disastrous. "Those angry will be happy again, and those wrathful will be cheerful again, FReegards...MUD 41 posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 12:18:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill! Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self- styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim..." 1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim So Sayeth the Word of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down... Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive. Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh... Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!! FReegards...MUD 311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD 554 posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 12:51:21 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... (Chorus:(All together) MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (Mudboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "There must be some kinda End 2 the Fear!!" All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! Slick's MUDZ BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD 493 posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups... We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... CHORUS: Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House... Mudboy Slim 410 posted on Monday, December 09, 2002 2:07:02 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Here's The Plan, get control again... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... FReegards...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUE or FALSE?! Heck if I know...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "He was a virtuoso on the electric guitar, on which he performed his own soundtrack for his podcast. He was just a wonderful, wonderful man." BTTT...thanks 4 the ping. Never knew this gentleman while he was alive, but he seems to have been a good, patriotic American. May he rest in peace and enjoy his eternal reward...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RightWinger Uprise!!" RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns... Slick wasn't just another Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo FReegards...MUD --------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'rals...my FRiends... Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... Revised today...MUD 15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Girl Scout Law" I will do my best to be: And to Pretty awesome, I thought...MUD 40 posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 2:21:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The thrill is gone, Yes, Bill, yer done, Yes, Willie's WRONG... You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!! Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (01/06/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All the World over, it's so easy to see... Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... "If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... Buh-uh-uh-ut... Get RIGHT on board, now... See that train over there... Mudboy Slim 3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) 'Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Stranglehold!!" Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Slick, you married a B!+CH now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Heh heh heh...MUD Slick Willie's PREY...MUD 1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Two, one-two-three-four! Ev'rybody's talking 'bout All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Hit it All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Let me tell you now All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Damn straight...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, By Jeffrey Tucker [Posted February 10, 2003] The drive to war, the threat of terrorism, the stock-price meltdown, the continuing recession, and the decline of liberty—all add up to a moment of grave insecurity in which government power thrives and grows. Underneath it all is widespread confusion about what happened to turn the prosperous and relatively peaceful 90s into the current madness, who or what is to blame, and what to do about it. What most people do in such times is cling to the words of politicians and the statements of TV's talking heads—the two sources least likely to offer a broad perspective that yields answers. The best means to fight back against their superficial prattle is serious study of history and economics. Looking over the Mises Institute's shelf of books, five stand out for providing a clear a historical perspective, a theoretical explanation, a forecast for the future, and an agenda for change. These are the books that are essential to understanding our times of conflict and stagnation. The Costs of War, edited by John V. Denson. A debate is currently raging concerning how much Bush's proposed war on Iraq will cost (in dollar terms) and whether those costs ought to be figured into his new budget (they are not). This is an important concern, insofar as war is always financed with the people's money taken from them by force. But this book shows that the costs of war are far higher than most people realize. In addition to outright expenditures, we must also consider the foregone uses of the resources that go into warmaking. With the resources used to spread destruction and death, families might have sent kids to college, saved for retirement, or invested in future production. No, war is never "good for the economy." More significantly, we must consider the costs of war on freedom. Denson's book argues, as did Mises, that even victorious war can be devastating to a country's well-being. This is a point that was widely understood at the country's founding, which is why the founding generation was so adamant that the US should trade with the world but avoid all political entanglements, particularly those that lead to intrigue, conflict, and finally war. This is amply shown by an examination of the rise of the American leviathan, the consolidation of government power, and the decline of American liberty. Contributors such as Murray N. Rothbard, Allan Carlson, Clyde Wilson, Joseph Stromberg, Hans Hoppe, Robert Higgs, Paul Fussell, Ralph Raico, and many others, weigh in to cover major areas of American history and most topics associated with the idea of war. The overriding thesis is that the friend of freedom must always be gravely skeptical of government war plans. The influence of the volume has been immense. Appearing in 1997, it was the first (and is still the best) revisionist view of the relationship between war and freedom to appear after the end of the Cold War. In many ways, this book called the partisans of liberty back to their roots. It shows that believers in freedom were against the Northern attack on the South, against the Spanish American War, against World War I, and against FDR's drive to war. The support the American Right gave to the Cold War was an aberration. If you have doubts about Bush's war on Iraq, or the administration's belligerant pose in general, this book shows that you are in good company. America's Great Depression by Murray N. Rothbard. A Republican president, facing relentlessly falling stock prices, tries every manner of intervention to shore up an economy headed toward liquidation. The result is new protectionism, welfare for labor, vast increases in government spending, and an economic decline that just seems to get worse all the time. This narrative could apply to George W. Bush in our own times, but it also applies to Herbert Hoover and his response to the 1929 crash on Wall Street. Even today, students are taught that Hoover pursued a policy of laissez-faire and that FDR rescued the country with the New Deal. Rothbard shows that the story is completely false. The Hoover presidency was one of rampant intervention, policies for which he was criticized by (of all people) Franklin Roosevelt before he was elected. Rothbard further documents how Hoover's policies drove the country into depression from what might have otherwise been a brief recession. His protectionism laid the foundation for conflicts that led to World War II, his attempt to prop up banks led to the later bank closings, and his labor interventions prevented wages from falling as they should have. Here again, it is hard to overestimate the importance of this book. For generations, it has been taught that the free market is at fault for the Great Depression (in the same way it is said that Bush is pursuing free-market policies now). Rothbard, especially in his chapter on the Austrian theory of the business cycle, shows that it was the Federal Reserve's loose money policy that set the stage for the stock market crash, and the government that prolonged the suffering with policies that accomplished the opposite of their stated aims. In other words, this book refutes a central myth of the 20th century, and shows that the current path of countercyclical policy will not only fail to save it; it will dig us in deeper. Omnipotent Government: The Rise of the Total State and Total War by Ludwig von Mises. Before writing Human Action, Mises went to work on a book examining the rise of Hitlerism in Germany. Appearing the same year as F.A. Hayek's Road to Serfdom, Mises provides what may be the best account ever written on the psychology, economics, and politics of a society overtaken by chauvinism and militarism. He deals with the dangers inherent in a citizenry thirsting for vengeance, being led by a government headed by a power-mad executive with a relentless passion for war making at any cost. In short, Mises unlocks the secret to how a seemingly normal country can find itself plunged into nationalist totalitarianism. Books on German politics in the 1930s are ubiquitous, but only Mises provides a thorough examination of the economic doctrines that formed the basis of German nationalism in this period. Beginning with the desire for autarky, Germany pursued a disastrous course of erecting the planning state that regimented of every aspect of life, from economics to education to language and religion. He contrasts the prevailing doctrines with the ideas of the old German liberals, who favored trade, peace, toleration, and self-determination. Much of this history has been lost and replaced by an exclusive focus on the evil of Hitler himself. Apparently, the parallels of Hitler's policies with those of the US in the period (or in our own times) are just too close for comfort. That issue aside, Mises's book stands out among all the literature on this topic as a terrifying examination of the consequences of statist ideology, war propaganda, and misplaced patriotism—and its lessons apply in all times and places. Reassessing the Presidency: The Rise of the Executive State and the Decline of Freedom edited by John V. Denson. If George Washington had delivered a speech along the lines of George W. Bush's State of the Union in January 2003, the outcry would have been palpable. It would have widely been assumed that King George had returned, madder than ever. One was given the impression that nothing in the Constitution restrains his war-making power, nothing prevents him from spending billions upon billions on what he wants to do, and that anyone who objects is an enemy of all that is right and true. The framers envisioned that the president would have few powers at all, and those that he did have were to be exercised with stern oversight from the legislative branch. If you are seeking an answer to how we came to imperial presidency of the current day, don't look at the conventional presidential histories, in which it is widely assumed that the more power the chief executive grabs, the "greater" he is. Especially wartime presidents come in for good marks, while the downside is either not discussed or downplayed. =" " a="a" address="address" alone="alone" and="and" andrew="Andrew" any="any" approach.="approach." are="are" be="be" book="book" but="but" can="can" case)="case)" century="century" certainly="certainly" chapter="chapter" cheer="cheer" classic="classic" completely="completely" defend="defend" demolition="demolition" denson's="Denson's" dictatorship.="dictatorship." different="different" each="Each" effectively="effectively" election="election" every="every" examination="examination" examines="examines" executive="executive" few,="few," first-shot="first-shot" freedom="freedom" from="from" funding="funding" get="get" have="have" he="he" holcombe's="Holcombe's" if="if" important="important" in="in" invention="invention" is="is" it="It" its="its" john="John" johnson,="Johnson," joseph="Joseph" judgment="judgment" likely="likely" made="made" mainstream="mainstream" manipulation="manipulation" massive="massive" mention="mention" money="money" never="never" of="of" on="on" out="out" own="own" presidency="presidency" presidency,="presidency," president="president" presidential="presidential" process,="process," promises="promises" raico's="Raico's" ralph="Ralph" randall="Randall" read="Read" reconstruction="reconstruction" rehabilitation="rehabilitation" reverses="reverses" revisionism,="revisionism," role="role" roosevelt,="Roosevelt," salerno's="Salerno's" same="same" scott="Scott" security.="security." should="should" shredding="shredding" single="single" special="special" state="State" takes="takes" terms,="terms," that="that" the="the" theodore="Theodore" think="think" this="This" thomas="Thomas" to="to" trasks's="Trasks's" treatments.="treatments." truman="Truman" union="Union" volume="volume" way.="way." we="we" which="which" will="will" won't="won't" woods's="Woods's" you="you" your="your">A History of Money and Banking in the United States: The Colonial Era to World War II by Murray N. Rothbard. Anyone who has studied the relationship between money and state eventually comes to a remarkable realization: there is no modern leviathan without the central bank. It is the analytical key to understanding how government can run up deficits and debts without limit, bail out foreign governments, fund wars without end, and otherwise attempt to manage the globe. Take away the power to print and you rob the government of its primary means of expansion. (More than any reform, the gold standard would devastate big government.) The story of American political history is radically incomplete without a history of money and banking, and yet there is not one history that gave the complete picture until this treatise by Rothbard appeared just last year. The history itself is masterfully done, enhanced by the theoretical lens of Austrian School economics through which the author understands events. But what really makes this a great read (aside from the sparkling prose) is the way Rothbard weaves together the theory and history through the lives of shady financiers and the politicians and political machines with which they are connected. In many ways, this treatise brings all the themes of our day together. It shows how central banking creates the boom-bust cycle and funds wars, how the financial sector serves as the essential link between politics and banking, and how paper money makes big government possible and manages to make worse all the problems it originally caused. Most importantly for our purposes, this book shows that no matter how extraordinary our times appear, there are many precedents for the current mess, and one clear path away from destruction: freedom, sound money, and ever smaller government. ------------------------------------------------------------- Jeffrey Tucker is vice president of the Mises Institute. Send him MAIL. See his Mises.org Daily Article Archive. Add ANY or ALL of these "dossiers" 2 yer Summer/Beach reading list, if U like...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...Dems gotta wonder... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW!!...oh now...oh now...oh now... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The ANTI- Clinton!!) 50 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 3:44:26 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, THIS, mis amigos, I canNOT and SHALL NOT deny...MUD (aka the PrescientOne!! ) btw...just sayin', let's get R shit 2gether and IMpact the next quatRow awnYos, U'all... BTW...Views: 503705 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yo!! StankEEpete...is it really TRUE that "war" B a TRANNY? Biff Tannen...same question...and Ethyl, of course. Happy Quanzaa...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Were yer EARS burnin', U tranny- wannaBEEZ? 🎧💒🐶🐶🐼
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Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.
If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.
This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2293. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, PhiKapMom, conservativemusician, ArneFufkin, stand watie, KLT (#2292)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2294. To: All (#2293)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the TREASON side of town!!
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2295. To: KLT (#2294)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUDZ choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest LIAR)
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUDZ Main Desire!!)
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2296. To: pookie (#2295)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2297. To: George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#2262)
This is called waste and delay. Therefore, I say the wise general thinks about it, and the good general executes it.
If it is not advantageous, do not move; if there is no gain, do not use troops; if there is no danger, do not do battle.
The ruler may not move his army out of anger; the general may not do battle out of wrath.
If it is advantageous, move; if it is not advantageous, stop."
but a destroyed nation cannot exist again, the dead cannot be brought back to life.
Therefore, the enlightened ruler is prudent, the good general is cautious.
This is the Way of securing the nation, and preserving the army."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2298. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, budwiesest, backhoe, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Dukie, ArneFufkin (#2297)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2299. To: Cherry Garcia, sultan88, yankhater (#2298)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2300. To: All (#2299)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2301. To: Landru, backhoe, Alamo-Girl, Slick_Willie, Ironword, Joe Montana, EdZep, uncleshag, x (#2300)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2302. To: All (#2301)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2303. To: All (#2302)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2304. To: hondo68, poet, Landru (#2277)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2305. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, jla, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2304)
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2306. To: All (#2305)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2307. To: All (#2284)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2308. To: Deckard (#2307)
(Edited)
And his many friends would share videos of adorable animals to his Facebook profile to see what kind of reaction they’d get in the comments from Will,
who would always find a new humorous way to express his utter devastation at the sheer cuteness of the creature.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2309. To: All (#2278)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll B SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2310. To: goldilucky, Eschoir, MurryMom, sinkspur, ArneFufkin, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins, Arator, M. Thatcher (#2251)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer HATRED disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why DemRATZ LIE!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis 4 FREEDOM that FLAMErz fight!!
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't 4 gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...PATRIOTS love ya, ladies...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear R Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon TRUMPsterz, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good 2.B. ALIVE?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2311. To: pookie (#2310)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2312. To: JessieLEE, sultan88, yankhater, jla, Landru, Grampa Dave, conservativemusician, hchutch (#2311)
Honest and Fair,
FRiendly and Helpful,
Considerate and Caring,
Courageous and strong, and
Responsible for what I say and do.
Respect Myself and Others,
Respect Authority,
Use Resources Wisely,
Make the World a Better Place, and
Be a Sister to Every Girl Scout.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2313. To: conservativemusician, cherry_bomb88, jla, Happygal, Landru, goldilucky, FreeTheHostages (#2312)
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")
Slick Willie's gone away!!
Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie,
Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!
Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies,
Thinks killin' kids is cool,
Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun Slick charms, Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!!
Right'll FReep you, RapistBill!!
Boy, you know that it's all over,
Slick, I'm gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2314. To: All (#2313)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2315. To: Landru, FunkyDan, jla (#2314)
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FREE!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FREE...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FREE!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FREE!!
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2316. To: All (#2307)
the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream,
discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know."
-- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2317. To: pookie, Deckard, Liberator, goldilucky, A K A Stone, hondo68, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, stinkyPete, Ethyl Mermyn, war, Biff Tannen, Willie grEEn (#2314)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2318. To: All (#2276)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2319. To: All U never-TRUMPsterz (#2318)
(2.B. sung 2 John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance")
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about
Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters
Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout
Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations
Meditations, United Nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
John and...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2320. To: All U RAT-media MOEronz!! (#2319)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2321. To: hondo68 (#2277)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2322. To: scholar, EdZep, Landru, M. Thatcher, TheGreatOne, kristinn, Angelwood, Elle Bee, TrueBlackMan, holdonnow, hchutch, ironword (#2321)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHOREZ!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Slick's "Harlem" Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
OUR Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...
(RATZ're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2323. To: Mudboy Slim, *Neo-Lib Chickenhawk Wars* (#2321)
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2324. To: hondo68, Landru, goldilucky, Sauropod, buckeroo, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, war, Biff Tannen, A K A STONE, Mayor LeVaR stoneY, stone'D bREWERY, ETAL... (#2323)
(Edited)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2325. To: hondo68 (#2323)
Regarding yer video...shameLESS fearmongering mr. Hondo. ShameLESS...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2326. To: dont eat that (#52)
(Edited)
Bwahahaha@the KlownPu$$YfeyBOUYZ
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2327. To: Sneakypete, war, Biiff Tannen, Badeye, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, palo verde, jla, Gilligan (#2326)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2328. To: Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green (#2327)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2329. To: All (#2319)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2330. To: All (#2328)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2331. To: All (#2298)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2332. To: war (#453)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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