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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1417686
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2305.

#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)

Can't we all just get along?

Happy Quanzaa  posted on  2010-01-13   10:46:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)

Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-01-13   10:54:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)

I'm puzzled...

Maybe a folk song?

MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done]

I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore...
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...

He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...

war  posted on  2010-01-13   11:07:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)

And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?

I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-01-13   11:12:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)

"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."

And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life.

That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-13   11:20:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)

...yer defense of the ObamaNation...

If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-01-13   11:23:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)

You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!

I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-13   11:35:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)

I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD

Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.

war  posted on  2010-01-13   11:39:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: war (#32)

"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."

I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-13   12:44:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)

I never claimed that he did...

Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...

war  posted on  2010-01-13   13:09:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: war (#45) (Edited)

"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."

I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.

However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.

See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!!

MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   8:43:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)

I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,

Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!!

However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic]

What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...

war  posted on  2010-01-14   8:50:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: war (#84)

"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."

Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!!

Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   9:03:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)

Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion

I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed...

and the Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...

What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...

war  posted on  2010-01-14   9:14:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: war (#90) (Edited)

"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."

LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!

I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   9:31:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)

I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!

I did.

I stand by my statement.

war  posted on  2010-01-14   9:32:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: war (#94)

"I did. I stand by my statement."

YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   9:33:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)

YOU LIE!!

It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.

war  posted on  2010-01-14   9:37:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)

"Packrat's got yer number, war!!"

LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor.

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   9:39:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)

If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so.

I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.

war  posted on  2010-01-14   9:42:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#112. To: war (#106)

"I don't do cross board wars..."

Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-14   9:54:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112) (Edited)

Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!

What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't...

I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.

war  posted on  2010-01-14   9:59:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#129. To: war (#115)

"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!!

Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-01-15   11:36:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#148. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)

you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD

He'll be back over at LP before too long with some retread name.

He'll bite his foul tongue for awhile but eventually being the dirty little angry midgetman he really is, his personae will show through after time.

e_type_jag  posted on  2010-01-15   23:27:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)

"Hello, Willard!!"
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")

Hello, Willard...
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!

How's Ol' Hill'ry?!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!

Be scair't, Willard...
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!

What I'm trying to say...
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!

Buck up, Willie...
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!

F*** you, Willie!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!

Goodbye, Willard...
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-11   15:06:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)

"Black XXXI"

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-11   15:16:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1914. To: FReepers and EX-FReepers (#1861)

"Black XVIII"

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!!
TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!!
Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!!
White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!

Mudboy Slim

YO!! EVERYBODY!!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   11:17:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"

Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:28:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1919. To: George W. Bush (#1918)

Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"

"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed.
If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns,
the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened,
your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act.
In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue.
Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged,
for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.

Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops
are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so.
"

Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD

201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:33:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1920. To: Cyber-Band, Liz, sultan88, FreeTheHostages, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician (#1919)

"LawBreaker!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-18   16:38:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1921. To: Mudboy Slim, tooconservative (#1920)


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A K A Stone  posted on  2017-02-19   19:00:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1928. To: A K A Stone (#1921)

"Black XXXI"

"Black XXI"

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the...
"DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"

IX + XI = XX

Never Fergit...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-21   17:26:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1988. To: ReaganMan, The Gipper, Ol' Dutch (#1928)

"Black XXXI"

"Black XXVIII"

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by RE-dedicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to
"The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome,
and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!!

While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   10:51:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1989. To: RonaldReagan (#1988)

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   10:56:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#1990. To: All TRUE Red-Blooded Conservative Americans!! (#1989)

There shall NEVER be another like him...but I like what TheDonald's been doing so far...SO GOOD!!

Regards...MUD

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#1991. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, yankhater, jla, AdSimp (#1990)

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-02-28   11:10:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2210. To: All (#1991)

"Black XXXI"

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...


Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all HOO remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-31   11:21:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2261. To: All RED-blooded AmeriCAN patRIOTS!! (#2210)

"Join with MUD!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")

Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!!
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime...
BO squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Barry, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM...
'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with MUD!!
Yes, World, Right's here...

Patriots, let me in...MUD wants 2.B. yer friend...
We shall achieve R dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand 2 SAVE R children!!
Together, we shall break DemRATZ...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...Barry, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how FREEdom feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know that MUD is real!!
MUDZ gonna show U...

(MUD breaks into a righteous saxaphone lead...)

Beyond the White House, devolve power HOME, reject RATZ "Racist Card"!!
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist ploys, PROgress they reTARD!!
RATS're enthused by Marx, watch U.S. VOTE and March...
LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!

(Mo' freak-jammin'...)

One...two...three...four...
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should oin with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...

Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-06   11:35:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2262. To: Cyber-Band (#2261)

"Black XXXI"

"Black VI"

"LIB-Uh-Rals..."
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")

Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!!
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!

(And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie.
They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...
Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)

Publik Skewlin'...RATZ Minds are blown...
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!

(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?!
Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle]
Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!!
Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)

Medyuh WHOREs...they're all Lib-uh-rals!!
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's WHOREs!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's WHOREs!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!

(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and,
like, stalks Ol' Slick 4 his SPIES...he's got class...MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...
Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)

Last idea to cross Slick's mind...
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!

To be continued...MUD

350 posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2002 12:14:39 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-06   11:52:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2266. To: All (#2262) (Edited)

"Knock, knock!"
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening..."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Much as I.M. loathe 2 admit I.T., eye DOn't git I.T.

seriesLEE...MUD

BTW...Views: 500304

WooHOO!!...O.N.E. million by 7/7/17...gareRONteed!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-07   10:07:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2267. To: All (#2266)

"Black VII"

"South Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try 2 stall...
Their Lib'ral mis- Directions...R driving RATS insane!!
R WILL shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The EVIL of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy 2 sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is R Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown...
Ol' wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound 2 follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's conDAMNation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes U Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited 4 Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis- directions R driving U.S. away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's brain- WASHin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!! "...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

-------------------------------------------------

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is NO Establishment 4 me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
"Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is a DIRTy, LOWlife Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2.B. INDICTED 4 his crimes!!"

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

1 posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-07   10:31:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2268. To: buckeroo, Arne Fufkin, A K A Stone, hondo68 (#2267)

To: Buckeroo

"Find any any record of ElRushbo's discussion about the Second Amendment as a method of Constitutionality and I will donate 500 bucks to FR, in your name Steve."

ArneFufkin: "Buck, that's not Limbaugh's show. He's a geek for the mechanics of Washington politics and Big Media. That's his interest, that's his focus and he's very, very good at it. He's not going to present a white paper on the historical intent of the 2nd Amendment, he's going to expose how the gun- control lobby exploits events to further their cause. He doesn't want to spend hours debating the legality of the income tax, he wants to illustrate and analyze the political environment that influences the discussion of, and resulting legislative impact, of tax policy.

You are not the only person who has felt neglected by talk stations that consider any host who thinks that the Bill of Rights is a topic worth exploring is a risk. You know who hosts the most dynamic, growing, and dominant (in its time slot) political talk show on radio today? Michael Savage. He is increasingly dominating the percentage audience share in his markets and time slots to an extent that even Rush can't touch. Don't despair Buckeroo ... Savage often pisses me off because I'm a GOP "regular", but the guy is compelling, thought-provoking, talented and I listen to him every time I can. Buck, your voice and concerns, and those of the many here at FR who are sick of all the lard-asses in DC regardless of party, are gaining an increasing audience and influence. Savage isn't a fringe kook, he's a highly educated guy who uses common sense and a complete disregard of political correctness to make observations we ALL see, but that would never be permitted to be articulated anywhere else by anyone else."

41 posted on Thursday, January 17, 2002 3:20:37 AM by ArneFufkin

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-07   10:37:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2277. To: Mudboy Slim, Hillary, Bill Kristol, Rand Paul (#2268)

Hondo68  posted on  2017-04-07   16:20:55 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2304. To: hondo68, poet, Landru (#2277)

"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")

"There must be some kinda End 2 the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!

All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!

All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!

Slick's MUDZ BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD

493 posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-12   11:21:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2305. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, jla, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2304)

"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")

We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!

We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!

CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!

Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!

We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!

Mudboy Slim

410 posted on Monday, December 09, 2002 2:07:02 PM by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-12   11:25:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


Replies to Comment # 2305.

#2306. To: All (#2305)

"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...

See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!!
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!

Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-04-12 11:34:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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