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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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Devil or angel, I can't make up my mind Devil or angel, please say you'll be mine You look like an angel Devil or angel, please say you'll be mine Devil or angel, please say you'll be mine Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lost sooo many I.Q. points DEbatING "her" over the years...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Friends of Slick Willie" We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD ----------------------------------------------- "Lib'ralism's DEAD!!" And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!! So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 1 posted on Sunday, February 10, 2002 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) "CAN'T WAIT!!" SincereLEE...MUD BTW...Views: 501091 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, AWWW...TRUMP U.2., STONEr!! "Bubba!!" Whew... Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd U LIE?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------------------ Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, September 11, 2002 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed... bayourod in bold "...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon." First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement. "Some of the considerations should be: While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex- POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no. "2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?" As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a Blatant Abuser of Our Laws be allowed to go Living--Absolutely Unpunished and ARROGANTLY UNASHAMED--in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for harmlessly smoking weed in his basement. "3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?" The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry RELENTLESS investigators. "4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?" SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas? "5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?" Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?! "6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?" Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH... Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemonRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex-POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once-great Roman Empire. "Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make." Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us? SeriousLEE, my fellow AMERICANS, am I just a RadicalRight- WingWhacko--R2W2 or R-squaRED*W-squaRED--for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim BWAHAHAHAHA...Argh'yoo'n to the Contrary is FUTILE!!! But I welcome yer attempts...)8^D!! 14 posted on Wednesday, September 11, 2002 12:17:02 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "We've become a nation increasingly ruled by emotions and feelings -- in a word, feminized. On the other hand, men tend to be more competitive, aggressive and hostile than women. The DemonRATS and the RINOs are sissies...we gotta split their wigs this November!! FReegards...MUD 151 posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 3:44:23 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... U used 2...prance about... Ahhh...U went 2 the finest schools... Ahh U...never turned around 2 see the frowns... Ahhh...wake up, all of U Sheeple...FReep DemElites... (Sweet harp to fade) MUD BTW...the plan continues 2 B... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!! 1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay Out... We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! Slick's caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!! Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! Now, FReepers, SING IT!! (Repeat...fade to finish) Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD **(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!) 139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim/I> "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Heck...Let's ROLLL!!" It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... It's been a long time since Right whupped RATZ butts!! It's been a long time, since we showed spine, been a long... Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh... Hohhh, it seems so long since TRUTH reigned 'bout DeeCeez blight. It's been a long time, TREASONZ Left's crime, been a long... Yeah~hey. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "In warfare, there are flight, insubordination, deterioration, collapse, chaos, and setback. If the forces are equal, and one attacks ten, this is called flight. "These are the six Ways of defeat. They are the general's responsibility, and must be examined." I believe the RATS are in a state of collapse, verging on chaos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DeeCee RATZ R desperate becuz they KNOW Americans C THRU Left's LIES!! RATZ justify their LAW-BREAKING and SEDITION by claiming "Social Justice" as their motive... Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Warfare is the Way of deception. "Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. Ahhhh, soooo...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, Democrats are to blame! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours) 325 posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All Right!! Now dig this, Karen... Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... (Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!! You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Msssst, yeah Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... (The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....) That's what MUD's talkin' about!! Owwww!! Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Mudboy Slim 253 posted on Sunday, November 03, 2002 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Sun Tzu Say..." "If one gains victory in battle and is successful in attacks, but does not exploit those achievements, it is disastrous. "Those angry will be happy again, and those wrathful will be cheerful again, FReegards...MUD 41 posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 12:18:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill! Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self- styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDzMerryMinstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim..." 1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim So Sayeth the Word of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down... Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive. Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh... Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!! FReegards...MUD 311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD 554 posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 12:51:21 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... (Chorus:(All together) MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (Mudboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "There must be some kinda End 2 the Fear!!" All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!! Slick's MUDZ BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD 493 posted on Thursday, December 12, 2002 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups... We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... CHORUS: Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House... Mudboy Slim 410 posted on Monday, December 09, 2002 2:07:02 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!! Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Here's The Plan, get control again... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... FReegards...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUE or FALSE?! Heck if I know...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "He was a virtuoso on the electric guitar, on which he performed his own soundtrack for his podcast. He was just a wonderful, wonderful man." BTTT...thanks 4 the ping. Never knew this gentleman while he was alive, but he seems to have been a good, patriotic American. May he rest in peace and enjoy his eternal reward...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RightWinger Uprise!!" RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns... Slick wasn't just another Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo FReegards...MUD --------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'rals...my FRiends... Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... Revised today...MUD 15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Girl Scout Law" I will do my best to be: And to Pretty awesome, I thought...MUD 40 posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 2:21:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The thrill is gone, Yes, Bill, yer done, Yes, Willie's WRONG... You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, Willie!! Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (01/06/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All the World over, it's so easy to see... Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... "If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... Buh-uh-uh-ut... Get RIGHT on board, now... See that train over there... Mudboy Slim 3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) 'Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Stranglehold!!" Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Slick, you married a B!+CH now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Heh heh heh...MUD Slick Willie's PREY...MUD 1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Two, one-two-three-four! Ev'rybody's talking 'bout All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Hit it All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Let me tell you now All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(The Clovers'...)
Which one you are I'd like to wake up and find
Devil or angel, dear, whichever you are
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you
Love me or leave me, I'll go out of my mind
Devil or angel, dear, whichever you are
I need you, I need you, I need you
Your smile is divine
But you keep me guessing
Will you ever be mine?
Love me or leave, I've made up my mind
Devil or angel, dear, whichever you are
I love you, I love you, I love you
Love me or leave me, I've made up my mind
Devil or angel, dear, whichever you are
I love you, I love you, I love you
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2280. To: All (#2278)
"MUDZ EX-" vs. "MUD"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2281. To: Liberator, war, KlownWUSSeaze!! (#1992)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
WE must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2282. To: All (#2271)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2283. To: Cyber-Band, BufordP, Victoria Delsoul (#2270)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FREE?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2284. To: Slick Willie, DuhhhHildaBEEstieBOYZ, TerrieD'FEYriePUNKmacAuliffe, bayourod, MurryMom, dwbh, Libloather, Catholicguy, Common Tator, George W. Bush (#2283)
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"
(Justice 4 ALL!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2285. To: All U sissyBOUYZ and KlownPUSSeeez (#2284)
Men and women have different psychological make-ups. Women tend to be more nurturing, sensitive and submissive.
They demonstrate greater feelings of love and tend to exhibit grief to a greater extent than men.
Female characteristics are vital to a well-ordered society, for they exert a civilizing influence.
I'd never want to live in a society where women didn't have a major role in the rearing of children and management of the household.
However, sensitivity, nurturing and a capacity to exhibit grief are not the best characteristics for political leadership."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2286. To: PhiKapMom, mommadooo3, AuntB, GrandmaC, Cincinatus' Wife, Irma, Republic, Taxula, Luis Gonzalez, Liberator, goldilucky (#2285)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...WE WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
Whattya think?! [that] MUD wuz...kiddin' U?!!
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOBz don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes U squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Alright, Slick Willie, but U know U only used 2 git...juiced in it!!
U never learned, BOUY, how 2 live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have 2 git...used 2 it!!
U say U never told dem lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children..."YOU" have fried!!
Now, U say, "Do we want 2...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
2 B on yer own...with yer wHOle Legacy BLOWN!!
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com 'HO!!!
On yer spokesmen and Dem clowns HOO all did...tricks 4 U!!
Slick, it's understood that U ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks 4 U!!
U used 2 ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then U sold all R nukes 2 them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when U discover that...
Yer no longer, BOUY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want 4 yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make U kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the MUDboyZONE!!
Yep...a complete unknown...Slick, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly 2 RAPE!!
U used 2 B...so amused...
At my MUDboy tunes and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come 2 me...and kneel down...let's BREAK some NEWS!!
Slick, beg 2 me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Willard, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
2 know U'll B DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2287. To: Snow Bunny, Geezerette, amom, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, Cincinatus' Wife, AnnaZ, Mia T, AuntB (#2285)
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!!
Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!!
So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in,
Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(Slick we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!
Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2288. To: sultan88, yankhater, Greg Summers, liberal larry, FunkyDan Medina, Landru, (#2287)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2289. To: hondo68, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Bob J, AnnaZ, Mercuria, Snow Bunny, lowbridge, MeeknMing, AuntB (#2277)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right fought and WON!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, help whup Left's SCUM!!
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
Right must reverse RATZ Fears 'n' Left's Blight, here we come.
FLAMErz, Let's Act!! Patriots Must Act!! Righteous ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS RATZ ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, raise the alarm, TeaParty SWARMS!!
Mmm-Nation, let yer VOICE help OUR side win. Let it!
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
It's been a long time, gotta show spine, been a long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2290. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, M Kehoe, taxman, ironman, kristinn, Sauropod (#2289)
These six situations are not caused by Heaven or Ground, but by the general.
If the troops are strong but the officers weak, this is called insubordination.
If the officers are strong but the troops weak, this is called deterioration.
If the officers are angry and insubordinate, doing battle with the enemy under anger and insubordination,
and the general does not know their abilities, this is called collapse.
If the general is weak and not disciplined, his instructions not clear, the officers and
troops lack discipline and their formation in disarray, this is called chaos.
If the general cannot calculate his enemy, and uses a small number against a large number,
his weak attacking the strong, and has no selected vanguard, this is called setback.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2291. To: All (#2290)
However, WeThePeople KNOW the RATZ ONLY MOTIVE is the accumulation and retention of POWER.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2292. To: Liz, summer, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, AuntB, Geezerette, KLT, goldilucky, Snow Bunny (#2291)
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.
If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.
This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2293. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, PhiKapMom, conservativemusician, ArneFufkin, stand watie, KLT (#2292)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2294. To: All (#2293)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the TREASON side of town!!
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2295. To: KLT (#2294)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUDZ choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest LIAR)
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUDZ Main Desire!!)
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2296. To: pookie (#2295)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2297. To: George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#2262)
This is called waste and delay. Therefore, I say the wise general thinks about it, and the good general executes it.
If it is not advantageous, do not move; if there is no gain, do not use troops; if there is no danger, do not do battle.
The ruler may not move his army out of anger; the general may not do battle out of wrath.
If it is advantageous, move; if it is not advantageous, stop."
but a destroyed nation cannot exist again, the dead cannot be brought back to life.
Therefore, the enlightened ruler is prudent, the good general is cautious.
This is the Way of securing the nation, and preserving the army."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2298. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, budwiesest, backhoe, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Dukie, ArneFufkin (#2297)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2299. To: Cherry Garcia, sultan88, yankhater (#2298)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2300. To: All (#2299)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2301. To: Landru, backhoe, Alamo-Girl, Slick_Willie, Ironword, Joe Montana, EdZep, uncleshag, x (#2300)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2302. To: All (#2301)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2303. To: All (#2302)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2304. To: hondo68, poet, Landru (#2277)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Ol' Mudboy doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2305. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, jla, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2304)
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2306. To: All (#2305)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2307. To: All (#2284)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2308. To: Deckard (#2307)
(Edited)
And his many friends would share videos of adorable animals to his Facebook profile to see what kind of reaction they’d get in the comments from Will,
who would always find a new humorous way to express his utter devastation at the sheer cuteness of the creature.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2309. To: All (#2278)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll B SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2310. To: goldilucky, Eschoir, MurryMom, sinkspur, ArneFufkin, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins, Arator, M. Thatcher (#2251)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer HATRED disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why DemRATZ LIE!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis 4 FREEDOM that FLAMErz fight!!
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't 4 gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...PATRIOTS love ya, ladies...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear R Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon TRUMPsterz, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good 2.B. ALIVE?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2311. To: pookie (#2310)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2312. To: JessieLEE, sultan88, yankhater, jla, Landru, Grampa Dave, conservativemusician, hchutch (#2311)
Honest and Fair,
FRiendly and Helpful,
Considerate and Caring,
Courageous and strong, and
Responsible for what I say and do.
Respect Myself and Others,
Respect Authority,
Use Resources Wisely,
Make the World a Better Place, and
Be a Sister to Every Girl Scout.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2313. To: conservativemusician, cherry_bomb88, jla, Happygal, Landru, goldilucky, FreeTheHostages (#2312)
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")
Slick Willie's gone away!!
Yes, Bill is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know Slick's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Slick Willie Paid!!
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, Willie,
Yer shrill Medyuh can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!
Bill Clinton, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes Bill has bombed babies,
Thinks killin' kids is cool,
Someday, Slick knows chicks'll shun Slick charms, Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
Bill, we'll FReep...FReep Fer Justice!!
Right'll FReep you, RapistBill!!
Boy, you know that it's all over,
Slick, I'm gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2314. To: All (#2313)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2315. To: Landru, FunkyDan, jla (#2314)
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FREE!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FREE...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FREE!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FREE!!
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2316. To: All (#2307)
the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream,
discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know."
-- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2317. To: pookie, Deckard, Liberator, goldilucky, A K A Stone, hondo68, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, stinkyPete, Ethyl Mermyn, war, Biff Tannen, Willie grEEn (#2314)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2318. To: All (#2276)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2319. To: All U never-TRUMPsterz (#2318)
(2.B. sung 2 John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance")
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about
Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters
Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout
Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation, integrations
Meditations, United Nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give TRUMP a chance
John and...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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