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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)
Can't we all just get along?
Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?
I'm puzzled... Maybe a folk song? MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done] I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore... He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life. That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!! I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan. However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008. See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!! MUD
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!! However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic] What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!! Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed... and the What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!! I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
I did. I stand by my statement.
YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
"Packrat's got yer number, war!!" LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor. So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so. I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't... I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!! Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
He'll be back over at LP before too long with some retread name. He'll bite his foul tongue for awhile but eventually being the dirty little angry midgetman he really is, his personae will show through after time.
Hello, Willard... How's Ol' Hill'ry?! Be scair't, Willard... What I'm trying to say... Buck up, Willie... F*** you, Willie!! Goodbye, Willard... Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... (FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...) The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top... "I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night... "I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will. Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD 290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD 201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd... Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!! (Haunting guitar solo...) LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!! Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the... IX + XI = XX Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Dutch's Home!!" Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
There shall NEVER be another like him...but I like what TheDonald's been doing so far...SO GOOD!! Regards...MUD
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty... Life's not fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATS LOATHE Liberty!! FReegards...MUD 24 posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! Patriots, let me in...MUD wants 2.B. yer friend... (MUD breaks into a righteous saxaphone lead...) Beyond the White House, devolve power HOME, reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! (Mo' freak-jammin'...) One...two...three...four... Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010)
"LIB-Uh-Rals..." Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!! (And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. Publik Skewlin'...RATZ Minds are blown... (Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Medyuh WHOREs...they're all Lib-uh-rals!! (Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, Last idea to cross Slick's mind... To be continued...MUD 350 posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2002 12:14:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
Much as I.M. loathe 2 admit I.T., eye DOn't git I.T. seriesLEE...MUD BTW...Views: 500304 WooHOO!!...O.N.E. million by 7/7/17...gareRONteed!!
"South Shall Rise Again!!" Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try 2 stall... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is R Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... Slick's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited 4 Left's calls... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) ------------------------------------------------- Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is NO Establishment 4 me... Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
To: Buckeroo "Find any any record of ElRushbo's discussion about the Second Amendment as a method of Constitutionality and I will donate 500 bucks to FR, in your name Steve." ArneFufkin: "Buck, that's not Limbaugh's show. He's a geek for the mechanics of Washington politics and Big Media. That's his interest, that's his focus and he's very, very good at it. He's not going to present a white paper on the historical intent of the 2nd Amendment, he's going to expose how the gun- control lobby exploits events to further their cause. He doesn't want to spend hours debating the legality of the income tax, he wants to illustrate and analyze the political environment that influences the discussion of, and resulting legislative impact, of tax policy. You are not the only person who has felt neglected by talk stations that consider any host who thinks that the Bill of Rights is a topic worth exploring is a risk. You know who hosts the most dynamic, growing, and dominant (in its time slot) political talk show on radio today? Michael Savage. He is increasingly dominating the percentage audience share in his markets and time slots to an extent that even Rush can't touch. Don't despair Buckeroo ... Savage often pisses me off because I'm a GOP "regular", but the guy is compelling, thought-provoking, talented and I listen to him every time I can. Buck, your voice and concerns, and those of the many here at FR who are sick of all the lard-asses in DC regardless of party, are gaining an increasing audience and influence. Savage isn't a fringe kook, he's a highly educated guy who uses common sense and a complete disregard of political correctness to make observations we ALL see, but that would never be permitted to be articulated anywhere else by anyone else." 41 posted on Thursday, January 17, 2002 3:20:37 AM by ArneFufkin
"Heck...Let's ROLLL!!" It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... It's been a long time since Right whupped RATZ butts!! It's been a long time, since we showed spine, been a long... Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh... Hohhh, it seems so long since TRUTH reigned 'bout DeeCeez blight. It's been a long time, TREASONZ Left's crime, been a long... Yeah~hey. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2002 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"In warfare, there are flight, insubordination, deterioration, collapse, chaos, and setback. If the forces are equal, and one attacks ten, this is called flight. "These are the six Ways of defeat. They are the general's responsibility, and must be examined." I believe the RATS are in a state of collapse, verging on chaos...MUD
DeeCee RATZ R desperate becuz they KNOW Americans C THRU Left's LIES!! RATZ justify their LAW-BREAKING and SEDITION by claiming "Social Justice" as their motive... Quite sincereLEE...MUD
"Warfare is the Way of deception. "Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. Ahhhh, soooo...MUD
Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, Democrats are to blame! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...
#2294. To: All (#2293)
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours) 325 posted on Wednesday, November 06, 2002 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
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#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)
...yer defense of the ObamaNation...
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
#40. To: war (#32)
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)
I never claimed that he did...
#83. To: war (#45)
(Edited)
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
#88. To: war (#84)
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion
Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
#93. To: war (#90)
(Edited)
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)
I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
#96. To: war (#94)
"I did. I stand by my statement."
#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)
YOU LIE!!
#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)
#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)
#112. To: war (#106)
"I don't do cross board wars..."
#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)
(Edited)
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
#129. To: war (#115)
"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."
#148. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)
you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#1914. To: FReepers and EX-FReepers (#1861)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!!
TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!!
Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!!
White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
#1919. To: George W. Bush (#1918)
If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns,
the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened,
your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act.
In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue.
Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged,
for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.
are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
#1920. To: Cyber-Band, Liz, sultan88, FreeTheHostages, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician (#1919)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
#1921. To: Mudboy Slim, tooconservative (#1920)
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#1928. To: A K A Stone (#1921)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
"DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
#1988. To: ReaganMan, The Gipper, Ol' Dutch (#1928)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by RE-dedicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
"The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building.
After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome,
and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!!
#1989. To: RonaldReagan (#1988)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
#1990. To: All TRUE Red-Blooded Conservative Americans!! (#1989)
#1991. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, yankhater, jla, AdSimp (#1990)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)
#2210. To: All (#1991)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all HOO remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#2261. To: All RED-blooded AmeriCAN patRIOTS!! (#2210)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime...
BO squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Barry, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM...
'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with MUD!!
Yes, World, Right's here...
We shall achieve R dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand 2 SAVE R children!!
Together, we shall break DemRATZ...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...Barry, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how FREEdom feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know that MUD is real!!
MUDZ gonna show U...
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist ploys, PROgress they reTARD!!
RATS're enthused by Marx, watch U.S. VOTE and March...
LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should oin with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...
#2262. To: Cyber-Band (#2261)
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!
They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...
Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!
Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle]
Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!!
Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's WHOREs!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's WHOREs!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!
like, stalks Ol' Slick 4 his SPIES...he's got class...MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...
Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!
#2266. To: All (#2262)
(Edited)
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening..."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
#2267. To: All (#2266)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Their Lib'ral mis- Directions...R driving RATS insane!!
R WILL shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The EVIL of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy 2 sing.
Ol' wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound 2 follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's conDAMNation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes U Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis- directions R driving U.S. away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's brain- WASHin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!! "...that Choice isn't mine!!
"Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is a DIRTy, LOWlife Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2.B. INDICTED 4 his crimes!!"
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
#2268. To: buckeroo, Arne Fufkin, A K A Stone, hondo68 (#2267)
#2277. To: Mudboy Slim, Hillary, Bill Kristol, Rand Paul (#2268)
#2289. To: hondo68, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Bob J, AnnaZ, Mercuria, Snow Bunny, lowbridge, MeeknMing, AuntB (#2277)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right fought and WON!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, help whup Left's SCUM!!
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
Right must reverse RATZ Fears 'n' Left's Blight, here we come.
FLAMErz, Let's Act!! Patriots Must Act!! Righteous ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS RATZ ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, raise the alarm, TeaParty SWARMS!!
Mmm-Nation, let yer VOICE help OUR side win. Let it!
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
It's been a long time, gotta show spine, been a long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
#2290. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, M Kehoe, taxman, ironman, kristinn, Sauropod (#2289)
These six situations are not caused by Heaven or Ground, but by the general.
If the troops are strong but the officers weak, this is called insubordination.
If the officers are strong but the troops weak, this is called deterioration.
If the officers are angry and insubordinate, doing battle with the enemy under anger and insubordination,
and the general does not know their abilities, this is called collapse.
If the general is weak and not disciplined, his instructions not clear, the officers and
troops lack discipline and their formation in disarray, this is called chaos.
If the general cannot calculate his enemy, and uses a small number against a large number,
his weak attacking the strong, and has no selected vanguard, this is called setback.
#2291. To: All (#2290)
However, WeThePeople KNOW the RATZ ONLY MOTIVE is the accumulation and retention of POWER.
#2292. To: Liz, summer, mommadooo3, Cincinatus' Wife, AuntB, Geezerette, KLT, goldilucky, Snow Bunny (#2291)
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.
If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.
This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."
#2293. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, PhiKapMom, conservativemusician, ArneFufkin, stand watie, KLT (#2292)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
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(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the TREASON side of town!!
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
End Trace Mode for Comment # 2293.
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