Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1415435 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Anyone of consequence has long moved on from you. Hell...anyone advanced beyond the age of 12 has moved on from you. So that leaves Whitey and Nudge as your only two groupies here.
You cannot let the past go.
You cannot let being bested by me time after time after time go.
And now, here you are in almost the same pathetic internet existence in which you've always dwelled and when you get around to the inevitable whining about being unfairly banned from LP then you'll be 100% back up to speed. How sad you were...how sad you are...how sad you will always be.
BWAHAHAHA!! What color is the sky in that delusionary BizarroWorld you obviously inhabit, Lefty? Please show me the post wherein Badeye allegedly "melted down"...what? You can't? You won't? You know why?
'BECUZ YER A FRIGGIN' LIAR...and you always have been!! You have no Forum cred anywhere you post...NONE!!
"...with you being so objective and all...maybe I should reconsider?"
It really doesn't matter what you do, war...with yer Grima Wormtongue LIES exposed fer all to see, you are irrelevant. Yer greatest skill is as a disruptor...I gotta give you credit, you set the bar High fer RAT-TROLLS accross the net. But Goldi-lox is beginning to see you for who you really are...and LibertyPost will benefit greatly from yer absence.
I'm sure you'll try and sneak back using a new Screen Name, but yer tactics and insincerety are easy to spot and yer efforts to disrupt shall come up short yet again.
Nice try, though...you were successful in sowing more than yer fair share of discord.
Moby would be proud of you...you've been a good RAT-TROLL...MUD
I had a real bow and arrow but I was always a cowboy when we did the C/I thing...we played army mostly...we would sometimes hike to what we called "the frog pond" to get crayfish and along the way we'd play a roving kind of hide and seek and sometimes, because of the surroundings, it turned into cowboys and Indians...in the winter we ALWAYS played battle of the bulge and the cinder trucks were Tagger [that's Pittsburghese for "Tiger"] tanks which we would pelt with snowballs...
We'd play army too and take roles from that Combat series on TV. I think I was often the lieutenant...my other friend played the Vic Morrow sergeant character...Sergeant Saunders?...it was fun.
29 cents...those were the good old days. I think you need a quarter for those gumball machines these days.
Some of my earliest childhood memories from the 60's center around going to the A&P on Saturday mornings and finding various forms of entertainment and mischief to enage in as my parents socialized as they grocery shopped...I'd watch the butcher and the deli slicer...there was a small bakery that I'd watch them ice cakes but the best was always at the end when I would get a penny for the gumball machine...you'd put that piece of dull copper in the slot, turn the crank [which at that age required STRENGTH] and BAM three gumballs...on this day, tho, I only got ONE gumball!!! "What the FUCK?!?", I thought [or the 3 going on 4 year old equivalent of it anyway]...I told my Dad and he shrugged it off but i guess the manager overheard me and he said that "rising prices" forced them to make the gumballs a penny a piece...I had NO IDEA what "rising prices" meant other than ONLY ONE GUMBALL PER PENNY FROM NOW ON...
I remember spearmint leaves, but I'm not sure how many you got for a penny. Also a big hit were licorice babies, but in those days we called them by a name padlock would love.
I lost a filling in a spearmint leaf once...and we called those Tar Babies...couldn't do that now. There were also pumpkin seeds that, I think, had an Indian name...then there was Goldbergs which we called Jew Candy...I had no idea what a Jew was other than Moses was one and that they celebrated Passover because that's what Jesus was trying to celebrate when he was killed.
We're assuming I'm about 4-7 years old when I was eating this stuff...I grew up in crafton PA which may as well have been Mayberry...
I learned that word early...VA Tidewater relatives...they called Brazil nuts "Nigger Toes"...and it was funny to me to listen to them rail out against "niggers" as being the source of all their ills but then watch them be friendly to them...
#1316. To: goldilucky, Angelwood, kristinn, badjoe, Sultan88, 88, cherrybomb_88, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, qyuidam, jla, Landru, Hannity, BillieBEE, Larry the SurferDude, Lucy in the Sky of DiamondZZZZZZZZZ, 8D!!, Regards...MUD, yankhater, Flora McDonald, Mike Etien (#1304)
Y? Becuz MUD sed sew, dammitall...NOW!! Leave me alone until I need y'alll...ICU2, jist LEAVE ME ALONE until MUDZ finished...Z.ZZ..ZZZ...ZARDEE!!
Yeah.U.MUD.NOW!!
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Sew sed George Costanza on OPPOSITE DAY!! Seinfeld, U R a MOE RON becuz I miss yer show, DUDE!! However, I still LOOOVE 2 HATE R boy..."NEWMAN!!"...and next Festivus Olympicz @ Pocahontas State Park n Chester, VA, U best NOT B there...CAPICHE?!! If U think U know what MUDZ saying, thatz JUST BECUZ yer a MOE...RON!!WHITE...BEACH..VA!! Tuh duh...NOW!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! CAPICHE?!! Of course not...Mudboy Slim ROX!!
Zackleee.ZZ..ZARDEEE...MUD nose ZZZz....but mostleee when MUD passes out from sheer exhaustion.....sew LEAVE MUD ALONE 4 NOW......butt NOT when UD needz U most, which is NEVER or Alwayz...CAPICHE?!! Of course NOT, pinhead.........MUD 8^D!!
#1319. To: Henrico MenInBlue vs. MenInBlack@ evergreen cematary...my gal. (#1318)
"MaggieWalkerROX!!"...sew duz HER GovernorzSchool4Brainiacz like JakeyBoy!!
TrueMUD...and thank U@, Tom Shadyac...I remember U from the PartyRoom as U&I (and Mike Miller and DiscoDave and the peaqce pipe we usedta smoke @ PsiSigmaChi)...different PartyRoom from the one
#1320. To: Life is what happenz while yer plannin' other thingz... (#1319)
regards, yall...and have a BLESSED DAY!! MUD IS RISEN!! Sew R U2...capiche!! U jist can't tri-@B PERFECTduzntexist EXCEPT 4 little kidz and the UNBORN..dAMMITTALL!! if YER KIDZ fD ^...THATZ yer fault!!
1320...MUD
btw...later!! Much. Or NOT. Yer mileage may vary...as always...MUDZ square.
#1355. To: All, AKA Stone, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam, M. Thatcher, sultan88, AdSimp, yankhater, jla, EricC, Angelwood, ironman, holdonnow, badjoe, Rush Limbaugh, TheRealRUSH.com, GlennBeck, Hannity, Mark Levin, TheGreatOne, TheDonald (#1326)
Have a SAFE and BLESSED Thanksgiving, y'all...and B careful on those highways and biways...lotta KRAZEEZ out there these daze...
"Imagine!!" (MUDZ revised version) (2 B sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine NO bureaucracy, Progressivism LEFT 2 DIE... No damned IRS, leaderz HOO don't LIE!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with jobs w/ decent pay... Ah ha ah ahhh!!
Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue... Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families... Yoo HOO oooh!! You may say I'm a DREAMER... But MUD ain't the only ONE. I PRAY someday you'll join US... Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!
Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM... Regulation on the wane!! NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER... Each spending what (s)he's earned!! Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!! YOO HOO oooh ooh!! YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"... Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!! But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!
Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)
BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!!
#1566. To: AKA Stone, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam, M. Thatcher, sultan88, AdSimp, yankhater, jla, EricC, Angelwood, ironman, holdonnow, badjoe, Rush Limbaugh, TheRealRUSH.com, GlennBeck, Hannity, Mark Levin, TheGreatOne, TheDonald (#1355)
"Happy New Year 2 ALL my Flamin' FRiendz and FRenemieeezzz out there!!"
"Imagine!!" (MUDZ revised version) (2 B sung 2 John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine NO bureaucracy, Progressivism LEFT 2 DIE... No damned IRS, leaderz HOO don't LIE!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with jobs w/ decent pay... Ah ha ah ahhh!!
Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue... Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families... Yoo HOO oooh!! You may say I'm a DREAMER... But MUD ain't the only O.N.E. I PRAY someday you'll join US... Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!
Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM... Regulation on the wane!! NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER... Each spending what (s)he's earned!! Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!! YOO HOO oooh ooh!! YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"... Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!! But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!
Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)
BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!! )8^D!!
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Oooh...
Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... Tell the World, Right is not fooled!! When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand... You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!! I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella... You Big Government TOOL!! Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste... I refuse to be yer fool!!" RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
(Mini FreakJam ensues...)
RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!! Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!! Pointin' their guns at me!! I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US... You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?! All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free... Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [MUDZ husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... 'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
(Real FReakJam ensues...)
Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... 'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!! We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run... 'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!! Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools... The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore... Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away... 'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [MUDZ husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
#2230. To: Skip Intro, Murron, mel, AuntB, palo verde, diva betsy ross, goldilucky, Rotara, Minerva, meguro, Eener (#2229)
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, silly BO!! Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATS are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATS are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD 4 Mayor!! ;)
Hear R sounds, feel R joy... MUD's beatin Limbaugh 2 the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream 2 Right!! Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny... With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATS are silly!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best friends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...