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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2227. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Landru, Taxman, BufordP, kristinn, BillF, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2226)
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! RATS ain't nuthin'!! FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!! Mudboy Slim BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!! 185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... MUDBOY SLIM RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. MUD (6/20/1999) BTW...Views: 498746 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oooh... Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... (Mini FreakJam ensues...) RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... [Lib'ral weanie voice] (Real FReakJam ensues...) Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... [Lib'ral weanie voice] GO free, U RAT-whores...... Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear R sounds, feel R joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh... Pookie's TOONS ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Not convinced RYAN deserves the "TRAITOR" label yet, but McStain and Grahamnesty SHO NUFF DO...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Molon labe, U RAT-bassTURDZ!! U know WHERE 2 find...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ring Dem Bells" Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer RATZ Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, Shan't Let Tyranny Bloom!! Mudboy Slim Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations-- expiring this Fall--on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!! A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for over TWENTY (20) Months- -been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic.com!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim Let's Kick It UP a Notch, folks, the Wolf is at The Door...MUD 551 posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 9:26:10 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim 568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Back in 1969 a group of Black Panthers decided that a fellow black panther named ... Alex Rackley needed to die. Rackley was suspected of disloyalty. Rackley was first tied to a chair. Once safely immobilized, his friends tortured him for hours by, among other things, pouring boiling water on him. When they got tired of torturing Rackley, Black Panther member, Warren Kimbro took Rackley outside and put a bullet in his head. Rackley's body was later found floating in a river about 25 miles north of New Haven, Conn. Perhaps at this point you're curious as to what happened to these Black Panthers. In 1977, that's only eight years later, only one of the killers was still in jail. The shooter, Warren Kimbro, managed to get a scholarship to Harvard, and became good friends with none other than Al Gore. He later became an assistant dean at an Eastern Connecticut State College. Isn't that something? As a '60s radical you can pump a bullet into someone's head, and a few years later, in the same state, you can become an assistant college dean! Only in America! Erica Huggins was the lady who served the Panthers by boiling the water for Mr. Rackley's torture. Some years later Ms. Huggins was elected to a California School Board. How in the world do you think these killers got off so easy? Maybe it was in some part due to the efforts of two people who came to the defense of the Panthers. These two people actually went so far as to shut down Yale University with demonstrations in defense of the accused Black Panthers during their trial. One of these people was none other than Bill Lan Lee. Mr. Lee, or Mr. Lan Lee, as the case may be, isn't a college dean. He isn't a member of a California School Board. He is now head of the US Justice Department's Civil Rights Division, appointed by none other than Bill Clinton. O.K., so who was the other Panther defender? Is this other notable Panther defender now a school board member? Is this other Panther apologist now an assistant college dean? No, neither! The other Panther defender was, like Lee, a radical law student at Yale University at the time. She is now known as the "smartest woman in the world." She is none other than the Democratic senator from the State of New York -- our former First Lady, the incredible Hillary Rodham Clinton." Thanks, Bryan, Great Post...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bwahahahaha...RATZ R funny when outta Power...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... RATbot world loves our enemies... Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUD's prey... Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!! Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Behind Left's Lies" No one knows what it's like... Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... No one knows what it's like... Folks, MUDZ dreams...they aren't that risky... When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!! No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man Before and........MUD ---------------------------------------------------------------- Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie... TRUMPsterz, Let's ROCK!!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When you protect Bill Clinton from being exposed to the TREASON he has committed with his illegal and unethical dalliances with the Tyrannical Leaders of Communist China, you poltroonish Media folks become complicit in the 50 years of Murder and Oppression that have been emblematic of the imposition of artificial collectivist governmental arrangements such as Communism, Socialism, and Liberalism. Just as the Clinton-authorized Waco Massacre resulted in the fiery SLAUGHTER of 80 individuals whose only "crime" was that of bowing before a Diety greater than the Almighty State, so the Communist Chinese continue to treat the Righteous as enemies of the Party. Why is this? Why do you not deem it worthy of outrage--or even attention--when John Huang, Charlie Yah Lin Trie, Johnny Chung, and Maria Hsia (Chinese Nationals each and every one) are given access to the Inner Sanctum of Presidential Power in exchange for Millions of Dollars of blood-stained campaign contributions from the Chi-Com Tyrants. Then, when the extent of the crimes of these Chi-Com Whores becomes public knowledge, the Big Four Networks-- ABCNBCCBSCNN--downplay it, ignore it, obfuscate it, anything but get bothered by it!!!! Are you not the least bit ashamed by your willful ignorance?! Ted Turner's station ran a movie version of "Animal Farm" last night. I, like many in my generation, had read George Orwell's classic while in Junior High School, then again in High School. Personally, no movie version could have possibly replicated the original impact of this disturbing expose of the Evil that is Socialism, but it did bring back some strong emotions. I bet Mr. Turner saw this movie, possibly even authorized it for display on his network. And I'm sure Ted's a pretty smart dude. So, why does Mr. Turner so blindly support such "Napolean-like" Tyrants such Jiang Zemin and our own William Jefferson Clinton?! No, I don't think it's all because of the good lovin' I'm sure he gets from Hanoi Jane, great lover of Pol Pot! No, I don't even think it's really all about Turner's legendary greed, although I'm sure Ted's love of money plays a significant part. IMHO, the root of Ted Turner's deliberate ignorance as to the raw EVIL so typical in those with whom he chooses to associate is a disgusting Lust Fer Power, a trait all-too-common within many of you in the Lib'ral Effete Elite Media!!! The New York Times' A.M. Rosenthal ain't no rabid Right-Wing Conservative ideologue, but he proves in the following article that he's not afraid to SPEAK TRUTH TO TYRANNY!!! Why are you afraid to do the same?! ""St. Joseph's Murder" The beginning of the amateur video shows the first day of worship in the handsome new church -- the congregation taking communion from the Catholic priests. The film is dated Feb. 14, 1999. Then it flows without a break into a section filmed April 27, 1999. The film lurches as the person with the camera, sometimes hiding in a building across the street, struggles to show what remains of the church. A metal dinosaur appears. Its huge black iron head tears out windows, smashes great holes into walls. What's that continuing thump-thump in the background? No explanation until laborers are seen with sledgehammers pounding floors into splinters. The head continuously crashes itself into what had been St. Joseph's Roman Catholic Church, in Fuzhou, province of Fujian, People's Republic of China. Built over five years with the muscle and love of the worshipers, and dollars and coins of their relatives in America, the church in one day has become rubble. I got and saw the film on Wednesday, while hundreds of top American and European business executives were attending a Shanghai "economic forum," sponsored by Fortune and its owner, Time Warner, with the blessing and manipulation of the Politburo, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Mao's victory, and the decades of despotism by massacre that followed. Everything pertinent to trade was on the agenda, except the rights of Chinese. The C.E.O.'s and company presidents, and Fortune and Time Warner, eithern judged these rights to have no value in any balance sheet, were foot-kissing the Politburo, or both. My disgust turned to shame for America when I read Seth Faison's story in The New York Times about how the head of Time Warner, which also owns CNN, gave the Chinese President a bust of Lincoln and praised him for his parlor trick of reciting the Gettysburg Address! The chief of the American International Group, an insurance giant, said it was not human rights China needed, but food. Chinese do have enough food, but I invite the insurance man to a dinner that will include a dish sometimes served to Chinese political prisoners -- rice in a toilet bucket. I would give each executive a cassette of the murder of St. Joseph's. But I promised not to show it around, because Chinese police could identify congregants who walked sorrowfully in the rubble. Anyway, the foreign executives know what is going on, how Chinese Catholics and Protestants are arrested and beaten if they do not say the right prayers in Government-registered churches under Government-approved bishops. St. Joseph's would not register with the Communist Religious Affairs Bureau. Even without the cassette, the executives know, they know. They just do not give a damn. I am asked why I write often about religious persecution of Christians, since I am a Jew, and not even religiously educated. One simple reason is sufficient: sufferings of the religious are as painful as of the secular. But there is another -- neither religious nor secular freedoms will flourish where one is denied. Only if religious and secular Americans grasp that will a human rights movement exist in America that can protect them all. Many people buoyed me when I wrote, particularly John Cardinal O'Connor. He sustains all who struggle for freedom, sometimes without the enthusiasm of his peers. Among Catholic, Protestant and Jewish clergy in America, some speak up against religious persecution abroad -- and some look away. When I was an apprentice reporter covering sermons for $3 a Sunday, I did not appreciate assignment to St. Patrick's, now Cardinal O'Connor's seat. Two collection plates were presented, one before you could get down the aisle. But I will never again duck two collections, not at St. Patrick's. St. Joseph's was destroyed because its congregation and priests refused to submit themselves to Communist domination. And so were 16 other churches in and near Fujian. No film has surfaced except of St. Joseph's. Some views are shown at www.freechurchforchina.org. One day there will be cameras, lots, when St. Joseph's and the others reopen in freedom. Cardinal O'Connor will be there; guaranteed. So will other Americans who understand that Chinese really want more than rice and chains." ----------------------------------------- P.S. RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 1 Posted on 10/05/1999 00:09:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 20 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:08:02 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NEVER give up HOPE, my friends, and NEVER let demRATZ C.U. sweat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His friends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate friend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." Amen...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this, there are 35 million employed by the federal govt. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin- Laden. Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. Take from that total, the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes... Nice... Real nice... Sheeesh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Is Life getting better? Left's SCUM...let's fight!! Lib'rals disappoint you? Too late...we're Right!! (BigMan on guitar...) Have you come here fer fergiveness? Does MUD ask too much? TRUTH is our template... RATS tax US fer spendin'... One song...Left's WRONG!! Muuud... Muuud... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!! Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!! Freedom's the word... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Peace out...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Views: 499578 Kewel...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, bump!
Gawl-durned A$$wipes ain't gonna kNOw what 2 do if'n demRATZ EVER ketchup 2...MUD btw...top o' the mornin' 2 ya, ma'am. BTW2...LET the "Hanky-Panky" continue unABATEd!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban center, 2.B. conTINued...MUD BTW...Views: 499813 WE break the 500K BARrier 2day!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW...yo FRed...poeLEEEZE tell Pete his breath SMELLZ like yer bungHOLE!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Get a room, U'all...MUD btw...NOT that there's ANYthing WRONG with that... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Amen 2 dat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "OUR Promised Land!!" (MUD on harmonica...) In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban center, Dem RATS in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... I've done my best to live the Right way... DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... (MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica...one of these DAZE) There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment WHOres... DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... Mudboy Slim (24 February 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A collection of some classic Reaganisms: • "Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom." • "A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist." • During a 1984 debate with Walter Mondale: "I'm not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." • "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." • "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." • In testing the microphone for his weekly radio address, Reagan declared, • "Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." • "Mr. President," TV reporter Sam Donaldson yelled out at Reagan after a 1982 press conference, • "Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. • "Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides equal opportunity • "Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women." • To wife Nancy after John Hinckley, Jr.'s 1981 assassination attempt: "Honey, I forgot to duck." • "I hope you're all Republicans," he told doctors who were about to operate on his bullet wounds. • "Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?" • "We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much." • "But with these considerations firmly in mind, I call upon the scientific community in our country, • "Abortion is advocated only by persons who themselves have been born." • "Politics is a very rewarding profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." • "America is too great for small dreams." • "We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we can always be free." God Bless the Greatest POTUS in MY Lifetime...........so far. Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! Patriots, let me in...MUD wants 2.B. yer friend... (MUD breaks into a righteous saxaphone lead...) Beyond the White House, devolve power HOME, reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! (Mo' freak-jammin'...) One...two...three...four... Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "LIB-Uh-Rals..." Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!! (And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. Publik Skewlin'...RATZ Minds are blown... (Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Medyuh WHOREs...they're all Lib-uh-rals!! (Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, Last idea to cross Slick's mind... To be continued...MUD 350 posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2002 12:14:39 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookie's TOONS" ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, D.Diaz ROX...get it, RATbot WEIRDohhhz?! THOMas JEFFerSON must B sooo PROUD of U RATbot MOEronz!! ROFLMAO@U...MUD)B^D> "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (spoken "2-3-4") All these lies we've been fed... Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar) Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... (key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! FReegards...MUD (1/10/02) BTW...MUDZ got Choir practice @ 1830!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Much as I.M. loathe 2 admit I.T., eye DOn't git I.T. seriesLEE...MUD BTW...Views: 500304 WooHOO!!...O.N.E. million by 7/7/17...gareRONteed!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "South Shall Rise Again!!" Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try 2 stall... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is R Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... Slick's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited 4 Left's calls... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) ------------------------------------------------- Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is NO Establishment 4 me... Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!
Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!
We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!!
But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!
Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!
'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!
Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!
Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies...
RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...
Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!
We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!!
'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!
Left's illegitimate scourge of man...
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!
Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!
MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...
So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!!
Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...
And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!
I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...
Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!
Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!
We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!
So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...
Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!
'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...
We're a legitimate righteous land!!
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!!
Liberate US...yeah!!
Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
This World needs more righteous liberation!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we feed on sweet Justice!!
DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...
Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense...
Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!
Raisin' Cain on the internet...
NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!
I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...
Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!
DemLib'rals seem so odd...
Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"
I am the Mudboy, you'll understand...
Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Right watsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2228. To: stand watie, Taxman, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, BillF, sauropod, tgslTakoma (#2227)
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(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell- bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2229. To: Leonard Skinner (#1571)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2230. To: Skip Intro, Murron, mel, AuntB, palo verde, diva betsy ross, goldilucky, Rotara, Minerva, meguro, Eener (#2229)
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD 4 Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh 2 the green!!
That's MUDZ belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUDZ dream 2 Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2231. To: All (#2230)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2232. To: All (#2231)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2233. To: All ShillaryBOTZ!! DeeCEElowLIFEZ, RINO scumBAGZ (#2016)
(Edited)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2234. To: All (#2077)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"bil Klinton's Power's FRactured...Sweet Justice Be Thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so the SHEEPle will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help US FReep 'Gainst RATZ Power!!
GoodLord, the sun is settin' N.O.W. upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But OUR Power is to FReep...
'Cuz the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for OUR Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
And Bold FLAMErz R Strong...
'Cuz we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
(NOW or NEVER Time, FLAMErz!!)
(Left's c.A.N.S.W.E.R. must END..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2235. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#2234)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2236. To: Bryan (#2235)
By Paul Harvey - Conveniently Forgotten Facts
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2237. To: dwbh (#2236)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2238. To: All (#2231)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2239. To: All (#2238)
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2240. To: All (#2039)
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Help my Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power, growin' BOLDlee...
MUDZ Goal is JUSTICE...4 Tyranny!!
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame U!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only...
Right's GOAL is JUSTICE...4 Tyranny!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...trap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!!
We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2241. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, ChaseR, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, redrock, dirtboy, Angelwood (#2235)
And the Fourth Estate remains silent...
By A. M. ROSENTHAL
© NY Times Co.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
Then throw away the frickin' key!!!!!"
(Folks, there is Good in this World and, yes, Evil, as well...
Blessed are those who can Tell the Difference a Majority of the Time!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2242. To: hondo68, goldilucky, A K A Stone (#2075)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2243. To: pookie (#2238)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2244. To: stand watie, kristinn, ironman, ironword, jla, yankhater, Landru, FBD, palo verde (#2075)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2245. To: Jeff Head, Buckeroo, Tinman, Angelwood, Poker Boy, Jim Robinson, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher (#2244)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
20 September 2000
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2246. To: Murron (#2016)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2247. To: O.N.E. (#2246)
(To be sung to U2's "One")
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...
MUD'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
(28 December 2009)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2248. To: A K A Stone, palo verde, mel, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_ (#2243)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Free as a Bird")
It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird.
Bold...Bold and Right...
Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurs sing!!
We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!!
Why did Bush spend too much?!
Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!!
We gotta save our Nation...
Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!!
Bold...Bold and Right...
Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!
Always made me feel soooo...
FREE-EE-EE!!
Righteous quest fer Liberty...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
(11 February 2010)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2249. To: hondo68, stoner, A K A Stone, dirtboy, DirtyFrank, StankyPete, Mayor Levar STONEy (#2038)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2250. To: All (#2249)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2251. To: Mudboy Slim (#2242)
#2252. To: goldilucky (#2251)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2253. To: 2 All HOO rock...MUD salutes U!! (#2252)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
I earn all MY money and reject Statist Power!!
Driving cross the Chesterfield county line...
I got the radio "ON" and MUDZ just makin' rhymes!!
Working all day fightin' BARry's BARrage...
Fightin' 4 Right, ERAsin' Left's mirage...
Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2254. To: war (#1)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2255. To: Fred Mertz, MUDbot, Ethyl Mertz, STANkeePETE (#3)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2256. To: war, meguro, Biff Tannen, nolu_chan, Skip Intro, FUNkeeDAN, STANkeePETE, aka STONE'd (#5)
Yea Mudd!!! Sucked it all night long!!!"
JUST sayin'...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2257. To: Fred Mertz, war, Biff Tannen (#6)
(Edited)
Some of U.S. have REEEal jobs and WORK 4 a LIVING!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2258. To: Liberator, Landru, liberallarry, leakyLEAHY, ratBOTmoronz, Willie Green (#1993)
"When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2259. To: TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, Coral Snake (#2253)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
I earn all MY money and reject Statist Power!!
Driving cross the Chesterfield county line...
I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!!
Working all day fightin' Barry's barrage...
Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage...
Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Lib'rals, I.M.MUDboy, but I'm a man...
'Cuz Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!
MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day.
Still, RATZ LIES R VILE and BigGuv'ment's GROWN...
Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!!
EXploDE and DEvolve POWer, let's start...
Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!!
Find somebody, teach'em, FREEdom's N.R. hearts!!
ONCE folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Marxists, I.M. MUDboy, but I'm a man...
AND Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
MUD sings his songs...he's leading folks gathered to swarm!!
Gather each November 2 VOTE...DEvolve Left's Power!!
Let's break up the State...RAT-minions cower!!
Vote away...Dem FREAKS that tear U.S. apart!!
Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!!
Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth...
Let's hope yer smart, kids...
Once folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!!
Statists, I.M. MUDboy, but I'm a man...
YES!! Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2260. To: All (#2259)
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."
"In talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed the mistakes of the past and you've blamed Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?"
Reagan responded, "Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat."
It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back.
Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."
for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."
those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace,
to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2261. To: All RED-blooded AmeriCAN patRIOTS!! (#2210)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime...
BO squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Barry, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM...
'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with MUD!!
Yes, World, Right's here...
We shall achieve R dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand 2 SAVE R children!!
Together, we shall break DemRATZ...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...Barry, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how FREEdom feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know that MUD is real!!
MUDZ gonna show U...
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist ploys, PROgress they reTARD!!
RATS're enthused by Marx, watch U.S. VOTE and March...
LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should oin with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2262. To: Cyber-Band (#2261)
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!
They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...
Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!
Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle]
Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!!
Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's WHOREs!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's WHOREs!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!
like, stalks Ol' Slick 4 his SPIES...he's got class...MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...
Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2263. To: pookie (#2262)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2264. To: All RATbot WEIRDohhhz and weirDOZE!! (#2243)
LOOK@ what THOU hath BEcum(K)!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2265. To: goldilucky, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#2251)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT T-Mac NOW!!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2266. To: All (#2262)
(Edited)
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening..."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2267. To: All (#2266)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Their Lib'ral mis- Directions...R driving RATS insane!!
R WILL shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The EVIL of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy 2 sing.
Ol' wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound 2 follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's conDAMNation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes U Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis- directions R driving U.S. away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's brain- WASHin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!! "...that Choice isn't mine!!
"Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is a DIRTy, LOWlife Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2.B. INDICTED 4 his crimes!!"
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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