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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2207. To: Landru, FBD, jla, MeekOneGOP, ForGod'sSake, Gabz, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, AuntB (#2206)
About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... (Chorus:(All together) MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The dEVILz right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (MUDboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! All Behold RATZ LustFerPower!! SlixMudzBEEEE-ahhtch...MUD (12/12/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!! (Chorus) Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!! (Chorus) Mudboy Slim (02/06/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!! Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATS' fools!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Mudboy Slim (07/27/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... I tell ya... (Little guitar jammin' interlude) So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... Seek Justice...4 Willie!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! Yes ma'am... (excellent guitar-jammin' interlude) On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Right must now change the world... Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Right must now save the World... (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Right must now lead the world... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on Tuesday, November 16, 2004 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS" ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lately I've been spendin' lots of time with my kids... I'm a father...who loves their mother... I spend every minute I can with my boy... I love my life...just being their father... I'm a father...who loves their mother... Mudboy Slim (27 April 2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, One...two...one two three four.......yeah-eah-eah...hmmm um... Why don't you roll up to DeeCee and join our fight?!! We gotta cut Big Guv'ment now...time's a'wastin'!! It's a Culture War, Nation...reject Left's Medyuh spin!! We gotta slash Big Guv'ment NOW...time's a'wastin'...Yeah!! Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee...with Kristinn, fight!! Why don't you come up to DeeCee? Mudboy Slim 1,758 posted on 5/6/2005, 11:58:22 PM by Flora McDonald "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!! We're a Conservative Band!! All Dem banditos are gonna fall... We're a Conservative Band. We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo. Mudboy Slim (5/11/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Mudboy Slim (6/4/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good guess there, Vinny. Utmost Regards...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mudboy burned all bridges. He will NOT be coming back to FR!" Exposing the MOD SQUAD RINOZ was/IS MUDZ only OFFENSE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hmmm...in BarryO's case, METROsexUaLiTy = BIsexUaLiTy. ObviousLEE, MOOOchelleMYbelle wood danRATHER ENjoy a REAL man in her BED...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, GOOFy-lookin' AND STOOOPIDer than a ROCK...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RICHMOND, Va. – In a governor's race that's all about jobs, Terry McAuliffe is facing questions about huge profits he made from a company that collapsed two years later, leaving 10,000 people unemployed. ... In 1997, McAuliffe sank $100,000 into the Beverly Hills, Calif.-based startup's bold plan to link North America and Europe with a trans-Atlantic fiber optic cable, a super-fast conduit for voice, video and digital data. "When I invested in Global Crossing, understand that it was a very risky deal," ... His return was $8.1 million, ... T-MAX a RAT-shyster!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...when they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... FLAMErz, you know the righteous things we gotta do... Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Mudboy Slim 171 posted on 08/12/2004 9:57:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! RATS ain't nuthin'!! FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!! Mudboy Slim BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!! 185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... MUDBOY SLIM RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. MUD (6/20/1999) BTW...Views: 498746 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oooh... Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... (Mini FreakJam ensues...) RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... [Lib'ral weanie voice] (Real FReakJam ensues...) Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... [Lib'ral weanie voice] GO free, U RAT-whores...... Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear R sounds, feel R joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh... Pookie's TOONS ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Not convinced RYAN deserves the "TRAITOR" label yet, but McStain and Grahamnesty SHO NUFF DO...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Molon labe, U RAT-bassTURDZ!! U know WHERE 2 find...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ring Dem Bells" Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer RATZ Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, Shan't Let Tyranny Bloom!! Mudboy Slim Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations-- expiring this Fall--on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!! A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for over TWENTY (20) Months- -been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic.com!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim Let's Kick It UP a Notch, folks, the Wolf is at The Door...MUD 551 posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 9:26:10 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim 568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Back in 1969 a group of Black Panthers decided that a fellow black panther named ... Alex Rackley needed to die. Rackley was suspected of disloyalty. Rackley was first tied to a chair. Once safely immobilized, his friends tortured him for hours by, among other things, pouring boiling water on him. When they got tired of torturing Rackley, Black Panther member, Warren Kimbro took Rackley outside and put a bullet in his head. Rackley's body was later found floating in a river about 25 miles north of New Haven, Conn. Perhaps at this point you're curious as to what happened to these Black Panthers. In 1977, that's only eight years later, only one of the killers was still in jail. The shooter, Warren Kimbro, managed to get a scholarship to Harvard, and became good friends with none other than Al Gore. He later became an assistant dean at an Eastern Connecticut State College. Isn't that something? As a '60s radical you can pump a bullet into someone's head, and a few years later, in the same state, you can become an assistant college dean! Only in America! Erica Huggins was the lady who served the Panthers by boiling the water for Mr. Rackley's torture. Some years later Ms. Huggins was elected to a California School Board. How in the world do you think these killers got off so easy? Maybe it was in some part due to the efforts of two people who came to the defense of the Panthers. These two people actually went so far as to shut down Yale University with demonstrations in defense of the accused Black Panthers during their trial. One of these people was none other than Bill Lan Lee. Mr. Lee, or Mr. Lan Lee, as the case may be, isn't a college dean. He isn't a member of a California School Board. He is now head of the US Justice Department's Civil Rights Division, appointed by none other than Bill Clinton. O.K., so who was the other Panther defender? Is this other notable Panther defender now a school board member? Is this other Panther apologist now an assistant college dean? No, neither! The other Panther defender was, like Lee, a radical law student at Yale University at the time. She is now known as the "smartest woman in the world." She is none other than the Democratic senator from the State of New York -- our former First Lady, the incredible Hillary Rodham Clinton." Thanks, Bryan, Great Post...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bwahahahaha...RATZ R funny when outta Power...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... RATbot world loves our enemies... Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUD's prey... Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!! Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Behind Left's Lies" No one knows what it's like... Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... No one knows what it's like... Folks, MUDZ dreams...they aren't that risky... When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!! No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man Before and........MUD ---------------------------------------------------------------- Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie... TRUMPsterz, Let's ROCK!!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When you protect Bill Clinton from being exposed to the TREASON he has committed with his illegal and unethical dalliances with the Tyrannical Leaders of Communist China, you poltroonish Media folks become complicit in the 50 years of Murder and Oppression that have been emblematic of the imposition of artificial collectivist governmental arrangements such as Communism, Socialism, and Liberalism. Just as the Clinton-authorized Waco Massacre resulted in the fiery SLAUGHTER of 80 individuals whose only "crime" was that of bowing before a Diety greater than the Almighty State, so the Communist Chinese continue to treat the Righteous as enemies of the Party. Why is this? Why do you not deem it worthy of outrage--or even attention--when John Huang, Charlie Yah Lin Trie, Johnny Chung, and Maria Hsia (Chinese Nationals each and every one) are given access to the Inner Sanctum of Presidential Power in exchange for Millions of Dollars of blood-stained campaign contributions from the Chi-Com Tyrants. Then, when the extent of the crimes of these Chi-Com Whores becomes public knowledge, the Big Four Networks-- ABCNBCCBSCNN--downplay it, ignore it, obfuscate it, anything but get bothered by it!!!! Are you not the least bit ashamed by your willful ignorance?! Ted Turner's station ran a movie version of "Animal Farm" last night. I, like many in my generation, had read George Orwell's classic while in Junior High School, then again in High School. Personally, no movie version could have possibly replicated the original impact of this disturbing expose of the Evil that is Socialism, but it did bring back some strong emotions. I bet Mr. Turner saw this movie, possibly even authorized it for display on his network. And I'm sure Ted's a pretty smart dude. So, why does Mr. Turner so blindly support such "Napolean-like" Tyrants such Jiang Zemin and our own William Jefferson Clinton?! No, I don't think it's all because of the good lovin' I'm sure he gets from Hanoi Jane, great lover of Pol Pot! No, I don't even think it's really all about Turner's legendary greed, although I'm sure Ted's love of money plays a significant part. IMHO, the root of Ted Turner's deliberate ignorance as to the raw EVIL so typical in those with whom he chooses to associate is a disgusting Lust Fer Power, a trait all-too-common within many of you in the Lib'ral Effete Elite Media!!! The New York Times' A.M. Rosenthal ain't no rabid Right-Wing Conservative ideologue, but he proves in the following article that he's not afraid to SPEAK TRUTH TO TYRANNY!!! Why are you afraid to do the same?! ""St. Joseph's Murder" The beginning of the amateur video shows the first day of worship in the handsome new church -- the congregation taking communion from the Catholic priests. The film is dated Feb. 14, 1999. Then it flows without a break into a section filmed April 27, 1999. The film lurches as the person with the camera, sometimes hiding in a building across the street, struggles to show what remains of the church. A metal dinosaur appears. Its huge black iron head tears out windows, smashes great holes into walls. What's that continuing thump-thump in the background? No explanation until laborers are seen with sledgehammers pounding floors into splinters. The head continuously crashes itself into what had been St. Joseph's Roman Catholic Church, in Fuzhou, province of Fujian, People's Republic of China. Built over five years with the muscle and love of the worshipers, and dollars and coins of their relatives in America, the church in one day has become rubble. I got and saw the film on Wednesday, while hundreds of top American and European business executives were attending a Shanghai "economic forum," sponsored by Fortune and its owner, Time Warner, with the blessing and manipulation of the Politburo, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Mao's victory, and the decades of despotism by massacre that followed. Everything pertinent to trade was on the agenda, except the rights of Chinese. The C.E.O.'s and company presidents, and Fortune and Time Warner, eithern judged these rights to have no value in any balance sheet, were foot-kissing the Politburo, or both. My disgust turned to shame for America when I read Seth Faison's story in The New York Times about how the head of Time Warner, which also owns CNN, gave the Chinese President a bust of Lincoln and praised him for his parlor trick of reciting the Gettysburg Address! The chief of the American International Group, an insurance giant, said it was not human rights China needed, but food. Chinese do have enough food, but I invite the insurance man to a dinner that will include a dish sometimes served to Chinese political prisoners -- rice in a toilet bucket. I would give each executive a cassette of the murder of St. Joseph's. But I promised not to show it around, because Chinese police could identify congregants who walked sorrowfully in the rubble. Anyway, the foreign executives know what is going on, how Chinese Catholics and Protestants are arrested and beaten if they do not say the right prayers in Government-registered churches under Government-approved bishops. St. Joseph's would not register with the Communist Religious Affairs Bureau. Even without the cassette, the executives know, they know. They just do not give a damn. I am asked why I write often about religious persecution of Christians, since I am a Jew, and not even religiously educated. One simple reason is sufficient: sufferings of the religious are as painful as of the secular. But there is another -- neither religious nor secular freedoms will flourish where one is denied. Only if religious and secular Americans grasp that will a human rights movement exist in America that can protect them all. Many people buoyed me when I wrote, particularly John Cardinal O'Connor. He sustains all who struggle for freedom, sometimes without the enthusiasm of his peers. Among Catholic, Protestant and Jewish clergy in America, some speak up against religious persecution abroad -- and some look away. When I was an apprentice reporter covering sermons for $3 a Sunday, I did not appreciate assignment to St. Patrick's, now Cardinal O'Connor's seat. Two collection plates were presented, one before you could get down the aisle. But I will never again duck two collections, not at St. Patrick's. St. Joseph's was destroyed because its congregation and priests refused to submit themselves to Communist domination. And so were 16 other churches in and near Fujian. No film has surfaced except of St. Joseph's. Some views are shown at www.freechurchforchina.org. One day there will be cameras, lots, when St. Joseph's and the others reopen in freedom. Cardinal O'Connor will be there; guaranteed. So will other Americans who understand that Chinese really want more than rice and chains." ----------------------------------------- P.S. RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 1 Posted on 10/05/1999 00:09:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 20 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:08:02 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NEVER give up HOPE, my friends, and NEVER let demRATZ C.U. sweat...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His friends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate friend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." Amen...MUD BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this, there are 35 million employed by the federal govt. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin- Laden. Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. Take from that total, the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes... Nice... Real nice... Sheeesh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Is Life getting better? Left's SCUM...let's fight!! Lib'rals disappoint you? Too late...we're Right!! (BigMan on guitar...) Have you come here fer fergiveness? Does MUD ask too much? TRUTH is our template... RATS tax US fer spendin'... One song...Left's WRONG!! Muuud... Muuud... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the PUNKest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said, "McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the STAINmaker, but RATS never knew Y...
RAT Chairman did DIE, TerrieMAC had a hand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BOYfriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terrie STRUCK @ MUDboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters POLLed dem LIB'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2208. To: sultan88, AuntB, jla, Landru, backhoe, BOBTHENAILER, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88 (#2207)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Congressman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"4 Treason U'll B INdicted!!
Yer grief MUD shall Evoke!!"
There R RATZ here amongst US...
HOO fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been THRU that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MUDcave!!
So let RATZ stop talking FALSElee now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUDZ main bitch, sir!!
Good FReepers doth growl...
BUTTe-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2209. To: All (#2207)
(To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Justice keeps on flowing...
Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!!
Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's...
Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre.
Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way,
Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre...
Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!!
FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2210. To: All (#1991)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all HOO remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2211. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#2210)
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATS're FOOLS!!
Fight DemRAT FOOLS!!
Smite Bill Klintoon!!
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
And RATS' Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom is appealing!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Fools!!
Nation, we're YOU!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2212. To: cherry_bomb88, jla, Mia T, mommadooo3, GrandmaC, rintense, Brad's Gramma, amom, dead (#2210)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATS we'll fight!!
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2213. To: GottaLuvAkitas1, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, TNTtheleft, helmut113, jla, hockeyfreak (#2212)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Folks, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2214. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#2213)
(To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATS, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Rush'll tell you what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATS are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2215. To: Pookie (#2214)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2216. To: All (#2215)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2217. To: iceskater, Flora MacDonald, uncleshag, cedarswingman, Landru (#2210)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Single Father")
Laughin' 'bout stories about the things Uncles did...
In their Daddy's family...not too long ago.
My little girl, Jessie, and my little boy, Jake...
To MUD, they're perfect...and Lib'rals, they hate!!
'Cuz I tell him the truth...and they ain't too young to know!!
Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!!
Our family's...like many others...
'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
There's no doubt about it, he's my pride and joy!!
Someday, Jessie'll grow up...and I won't have her no more.
Her cute little smile...lights up my whole day...
They're why MUD fights Dem Lib'rals...they're why Mudboy don't play!!
So Right must git it together...gonna WHUP all Dem whores!!
How does daddy explain...why he can't convince mother?
While we love this family...and we love our nice home...
MUD don't understand it...fer all of our lives...
Why there's just four...when there should be five...
Of us sharing our future...Lord, bless us with one more.
Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!!
Our family's...like many others...
'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
Our family...sister and brother...
And I'm a full-time father...and I love their mother...
Folks, I'm one happy father...'cuz I love their mother!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2218. To: Flora McDonald, cedarswingman, Landru, AdSimp, Corin Stormhands, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, iceskater, uncleshag (#2217)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Run Off To LA")
This here is a MUDsong fer the RINO crew!!
It's fer the folks congregatin' in private to ZOT you!!
It's fer the RINO-MOD, anti-Right MilquetoastMan...
And the Finest women who care...I know you'll make a stand!! Ohh oh...
Come and help Raoul the Doctor and Bill[F] spread our message of Right!!
BufordP's my FRiend...help Angelwood out.
Our thirst fer Justice ain't quenched...so we'll FReep against RINO Power!!
FReep OUT!!
Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...yeah!!
Dem Lib'rals won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!!
Gotta plan this trip...we'll erase Left's stain with Righteous might!! Oh yeah...
We're raisin' some hell...FReepin's the key to why we're gonna win, folks!!
Right thinks...Right knows...we ain't mean...we're gonna stalk RAT-scum...
ModSquad, y'all got problems!! RINOs, you suck!!
You ain't Right!!
Fight the Media spin 'til they admit Truth!! Right shall FReep RAT whores!!
Righteous Right thinks its time we started FReepin' RATS out the door!!
Dem socialists, they dream they'll win the Fight...
But RATS ain't $#!+...must erase Slick's stain 'cuz Right is Right!! Oh yeah...
Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...good God!!
Dem RINOs won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!!
Condemn RATS' fem'nist NAGS...we'll erase RAT's stain with Righteous might!!
Oh-oh...oh-oh...
Takoma, she's grillin' out...TrueBlackMan is sooo Right...yeah!!
'Cuz our liberties are God-given rights!!
Our liberties are ours...and fer them we shall fight!! Um hmmm...
MODS are all myst'ry folks who blame the Right who know Fear's Left's Bane!!
But Mudboy's stalkin Dem RINOs...next, UncleShag's gonna sang!!
RATS heathen folks we'll FReep from Power 'cuz FReedom's Right...
"Gotta plan," said Slim, "we're gonna devolve Power 'cuz it's Right!! Oh yeah yea!!"
Why won't you defend Liberty?!
NooYawkers, roll down to DeeCee!!
Virginians, come up, then you'll see!!
WestCoasters, join us fer our FReep!!
We're gonna FReep 'cuz we are FRee!!
LPosters, join us in DeeCee!!
FUers, help fight fer the FRee!!
Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee?!
Come help us fight fer Liberty!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2219. To: All (#2218)
(To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2220. To: Sultan88, Gabz, iceskater, Flora McDonald, jla, P8riot, AdSimp, Nick The Freeper, Coop, (#2219)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2221. To: Vinny, Slim Whitman, SIGmaCHImud, RedXinMUD, Native-American TEA-partYer (#1271)
I was simply "MUD" on my fraternity picture from 4th year Sigma Chi at UVA (1985),
and when I began writing lyrics I became "Mudboy Slim" becuz I can yodel/croon...
a lot like my favorite TeeVee practitioner/marketer of purloined tunes.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2222. To: Jim Robinson (#2221)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2223. To: All (#1137)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2224. To: All (#2223)
And she's THE BEST DemRATZ got, apparentLEE...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2225. To: All (#2223)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2226. To: hondo68, Landru, Jeff Head, joanie-f, Common Tator, M. Thatcher, Ragtime Cowgirl, jla, FBD, dead (#2038)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Kerry lies to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATS don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATS're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATS ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Next Donald TRUMP shall devolve Power...and the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!
RATS don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's gone...
Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US Patriots'll git what we deserve!!"
Hanoi John, he's LYIN'!! Kerry committed war crimes!!
RATS been takin' but ain't been earnin'...Right's been leeched upon fer long time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2227. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Landru, Taxman, BufordP, kristinn, BillF, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2226)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!
Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!
We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!!
But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!
Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!
'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!
Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!
Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies...
RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...
Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!
We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!!
'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!
Left's illegitimate scourge of man...
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!
Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!
MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...
So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!!
Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...
And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!
I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...
Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!
Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!
We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!
So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...
Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!
'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...
We're a legitimate righteous land!!
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!!
Liberate US...yeah!!
Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
This World needs more righteous liberation!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we feed on sweet Justice!!
DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...
Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense...
Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!
Raisin' Cain on the internet...
NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!
I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...
Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!
DemLib'rals seem so odd...
Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"
I am the Mudboy, you'll understand...
Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Right watsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2228. To: stand watie, Taxman, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, BillF, sauropod, tgslTakoma (#2227)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell- bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2229. To: Leonard Skinner (#1571)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2230. To: Skip Intro, Murron, mel, AuntB, palo verde, diva betsy ross, goldilucky, Rotara, Minerva, meguro, Eener (#2229)
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD 4 Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh 2 the green!!
That's MUDZ belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUDZ dream 2 Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2231. To: All (#2230)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2232. To: All (#2231)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2233. To: All ShillaryBOTZ!! DeeCEElowLIFEZ, RINO scumBAGZ (#2016)
(Edited)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2234. To: All (#2077)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"bil Klinton's Power's FRactured...Sweet Justice Be Thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so the SHEEPle will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help US FReep 'Gainst RATZ Power!!
GoodLord, the sun is settin' N.O.W. upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But OUR Power is to FReep...
'Cuz the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for OUR Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
And Bold FLAMErz R Strong...
'Cuz we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
(NOW or NEVER Time, FLAMErz!!)
(Left's c.A.N.S.W.E.R. must END..."DemonRATS LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2235. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#2234)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2236. To: Bryan (#2235)
By Paul Harvey - Conveniently Forgotten Facts
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2237. To: dwbh (#2236)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2238. To: All (#2231)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2239. To: All (#2238)
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2240. To: All (#2039)
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Help my Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power, growin' BOLDlee...
MUDZ Goal is JUSTICE...4 Tyranny!!
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame U!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only...
Right's GOAL is JUSTICE...4 Tyranny!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...trap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!!
We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2241. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, ChaseR, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, redrock, dirtboy, Angelwood (#2235)
And the Fourth Estate remains silent...
By A. M. ROSENTHAL
© NY Times Co.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
Then throw away the frickin' key!!!!!"
(Folks, there is Good in this World and, yes, Evil, as well...
Blessed are those who can Tell the Difference a Majority of the Time!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2242. To: hondo68, goldilucky, A K A Stone (#2075)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2243. To: pookie (#2238)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2244. To: stand watie, kristinn, ironman, ironword, jla, yankhater, Landru, FBD, palo verde (#2075)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2245. To: Jeff Head, Buckeroo, Tinman, Angelwood, Poker Boy, Jim Robinson, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher (#2244)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
20 September 2000
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2246. To: Murron (#2016)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2247. To: O.N.E. (#2246)
(To be sung to U2's "One")
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...
MUD'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
(28 December 2009)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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