Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1414314 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life.
That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.
See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!!
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!!
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic]
What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!!
Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed...
and the Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't...
I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
"Hello, Willard!!" (To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Hello, Willard... Nice to FReep ya... You Communist SLIME!! Yer just as corrupt... As you usedta be!!
How's Ol' Hill'ry?! And her FAT THIGHS... You'll pay fer yer crimes!! And you know it... MUD's yer destiny!!
Be scair't, Willard... MUD ain't foolin'... Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!! Fergit yer leg'cy... You'll die inside a cell!!
What I'm trying to say... Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!! But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Buck up, Willie... Right detests you... Justice is yer FATE!! Right shall scold you... Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
F*** you, Willie!! I'm yer nem'sis... It's yer TREASON I hate!! How'd the Chi-Coms... KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Goodbye, Willard... Prison calls you... Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!! You'll pay fer memories... Of the kids you slaughtered, too!! 'Cuz if God should ever find it... In His heart to forgive you.. I'm here, Willie... MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken... DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATS're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench fergot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!! Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS... WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!! 'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!! Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!! TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!! Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!! White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!
Mudboy Slim
YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!! MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul. Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... 'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!" Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'... Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...) I'm gonna be somebody!!! One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!! I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top... But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio... Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around... When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night... MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'... It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes... Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged, for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.
Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD
201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
#1920. To: Cyber-Band, Liz, sultan88, FreeTheHostages, Landru, FBD, conservativemusician (#1919)
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd... Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!! RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores... Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery... Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism at the... "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
IX + XI = XX
Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by RE-dedicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!!
While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
#1991. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, yankhater, jla, AdSimp (#1990)
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATS want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATS LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATS LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all HOO remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2217. To: iceskater, Flora MacDonald, uncleshag, cedarswingman, Landru (#2210)
"I'm Their Father!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Single Father")
Lately I've been spendin' lots of time with my kids... Laughin' 'bout stories about the things Uncles did... In their Daddy's family...not too long ago. My little girl, Jessie, and my little boy, Jake... To MUD, they're perfect...and Lib'rals, they hate!! 'Cuz I tell him the truth...and they ain't too young to know!!
I'm a father...who loves their mother... Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!! Our family's...like many others... 'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
I spend every minute I can with my boy... There's no doubt about it, he's my pride and joy!! Someday, Jessie'll grow up...and I won't have her no more. Her cute little smile...lights up my whole day... They're why MUD fights Dem Lib'rals...they're why Mudboy don't play!! So Right must git it together...gonna WHUP all Dem whores!!
I love my life...just being their father... How does daddy explain...why he can't convince mother? While we love this family...and we love our nice home... MUD don't understand it...fer all of our lives... Why there's just four...when there should be five... Of us sharing our future...Lord, bless us with one more.
I'm a father...who loves their mother... Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!! Our family's...like many others... 'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother. Our family...sister and brother... And I'm a full-time father...and I love their mother... Folks, I'm one happy father...'cuz I love their mother!!
#2218. To: Flora McDonald, cedarswingman, Landru, AdSimp, Corin Stormhands, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, iceskater, uncleshag (#2217)
"Roll Up to DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Run Off To LA")
One...two...one two three four.......yeah-eah-eah...hmmm um... This here is a MUDsong fer the RINO crew!! It's fer the folks congregatin' in private to ZOT you!! It's fer the RINO-MOD, anti-Right MilquetoastMan... And the Finest women who care...I know you'll make a stand!! Ohh oh...
Why don't you roll up to DeeCee and join our fight?!! Come and help Raoul the Doctor and Bill[F] spread our message of Right!! BufordP's my FRiend...help Angelwood out. Our thirst fer Justice ain't quenched...so we'll FReep against RINO Power!! FReep OUT!!
We gotta cut Big Guv'ment now...time's a'wastin'!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...yeah!! Dem Lib'rals won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Gotta plan this trip...we'll erase Left's stain with Righteous might!! Oh yeah...
It's a Culture War, Nation...reject Left's Medyuh spin!! We're raisin' some hell...FReepin's the key to why we're gonna win, folks!! Right thinks...Right knows...we ain't mean...we're gonna stalk RAT-scum... ModSquad, y'all got problems!! RINOs, you suck!! You ain't Right!! Fight the Media spin 'til they admit Truth!! Right shall FReep RAT whores!! Righteous Right thinks its time we started FReepin' RATS out the door!! Dem socialists, they dream they'll win the Fight... But RATS ain't $#!+...must erase Slick's stain 'cuz Right is Right!! Oh yeah...
We gotta slash Big Guv'ment NOW...time's a'wastin'...Yeah!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...good God!! Dem RINOs won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Condemn RATS' fem'nist NAGS...we'll erase RAT's stain with Righteous might!! Oh-oh...oh-oh...
Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee...with Kristinn, fight!! Takoma, she's grillin' out...TrueBlackMan is sooo Right...yeah!! 'Cuz our liberties are God-given rights!! Our liberties are ours...and fer them we shall fight!! Um hmmm... MODS are all myst'ry folks who blame the Right who know Fear's Left's Bane!! But Mudboy's stalkin Dem RINOs...next, UncleShag's gonna sang!! RATS heathen folks we'll FReep from Power 'cuz FReedom's Right... "Gotta plan," said Slim, "we're gonna devolve Power 'cuz it's Right!! Oh yeah yea!!"
Why don't you come up to DeeCee? Why won't you defend Liberty?! NooYawkers, roll down to DeeCee!! Virginians, come up, then you'll see!! WestCoasters, join us fer our FReep!! We're gonna FReep 'cuz we are FRee!! LPosters, join us in DeeCee!! FUers, help fight fer the FRee!! Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee?! Come help us fight fer Liberty!!
Mudboy Slim
1,758 posted on 5/6/2005, 11:58:22 PM by Flora McDonald
"We're a Conservative Band!!" (To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")
We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!! Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed. FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!! Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!! Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick... I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!" RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight... As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!
We're a Conservative Band!! We're gonna make a stand!! We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!! We're a Conservative Band!!
All Dem banditos are gonna fall... Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!! FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!! RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!! Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan... Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!! MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!" RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band. We're gonna save this Land!! We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!! We're a Conservative Band.
We're a Conservative Band!! We're gonna make our stand!! We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!! We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band!! We'll sing accross this great land!! We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!! We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band!! We ain't no LeftWinger Band!! We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!! We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo. We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo. We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
#2220. To: Sultan88, Gabz, iceskater, Flora McDonald, jla, P8riot, AdSimp, Nick The Freeper, Coop, (#2219)
"Black's FReepers!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side. Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?! Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!! Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!! MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!! Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!! Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!! Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!! Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!! ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!! Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!! Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!