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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2190. To: Liberator, Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, Happygal, AuntB, goldil, ucky, Goldi-lox, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, ForGodsSake (#1992)
BlackThread's fightin' 'cuz our Cause is Right!! BlackJudge's FReepin' 'cuz we know we're Right!! BlackThread's Right!! BlackThread's Right!! Mudboy singin' until late at night... FReegards...MUD 54 posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 10:40:48 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ronald Reagan In His Own Words" A collection of some classic Reaganisms: • "Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, • "Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. • "Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides • "Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable • "Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child • "We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. • "America is too great for small dreams." • "We will always remember. We will always be proud. God Bless the Greatest POTUS in MY Lifetime...........so far. Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, THOU protestETH 2 much, mi amigo. NOT that there's anything WRONG with THAT, "O kinky O.N.E.!!" REckon we'LL jist haveta start ADdressin ya as "2kinKY!!", 2con...MUD Q: How long does it take? Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Hmmm...MUD?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "LeftWing's Hurtin'!!" Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden... Are YOU smart enuff?!! Left's tyranny...BarryO's desertin'!! Ain't U smart enuff?!! Oh silly Lib'rals... I'll tell ya... RATZ gotta sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Donaldz just 2 tuff?!! Ooh, baby... Left's Tyranny...vile LeftWINGZ burden... Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!! Mudboy Slim 109 posted on Saturday, August 07, 2004 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RightWing's inspired...RATS can't stand it... Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment... Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame... Yeah, we gotta win it, guys... RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD... Folks, RATS ain't got no shame... I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!" Mudboy Slim 116 posted on MONday, August 09, 2004 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Makes U responsible 4 BUCKY then, Hondo. Slick's a spy fer China... The Beacon fer the world... Dubyuh's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh... RATS're stained...they chose their way... [Chorus:] Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... [Chorus:] Mudboy Slim 504 posted on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 12:41:34 AM by Mudboy Slim btw...Views: 497473 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ChelSEAZ just not 2 purty OR smart, bless HER heart...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!!" PUNK..RINO..SEAnile..chemicalLEE-imBALanced..embarrASSment!! YES...all of the ABOVE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar) Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees... Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee... (CM and BigMan jammin' guitars) We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUD tunes're groovin' on-line... Mudboy Slim 354 posted on Thursday, September 02, 2004 9:35:31 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ***DISclaimER ALERT!! ***DISclaimER ALERT!! ***DISclaimER ALERT!! *** (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) I heREby DISclaim alL responsibility/LIAbility 4 MUDZ posts causin' folkx 2 UPchuck their chix&dumps... Heh heh heh...MUD BTW...what kinda "Legacy" u RECKON THEY r FORTUNATing aBOUt?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, “Open Letter to the Main Stream Media: “We are not amateurs and we are going to kick your butts. We have watched you for years try to tell us how to think, what to think, who to vote for and what to believe based solely on your own agenda. In past years, you have come to think of yourselves as the fourth branch of government, the movers and shapers of opinion and the arbiters of truth. In case you have not been watching, America is sick and tired of you. We are turning away from you in record numbers. Your audience and readership is declining faster than you can say the word 'bias', and instead of recognizing the trend, you have only become further entrenched and determined to force society to play by your rules. “Technology has allowed us to ignore you, and in many cases, replace you altogether. I grew up watching Walter Cronkite every night, not yet aware of his agenda, his bias and his overwhelming desire to turn the nation against its leaders unless they agreed with him. I saw him replaced by the most dishonest, agenda-driven anchorman this nation has ever produced. That Dan Rather is one of you should be enough to make you feel dirty....“You believe yourselves to be solely qualified to pontificate on the day-to-day events going on around the world as if journalism school gives you a special insight into the truth. When I was in college, people went to J-school only if they flunked out of business school and did not want to become teachers. “Well guess what? The world is on to you." WOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...MUD 514 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 12:08:31 PM by Mudboy Slim "U" aX'd 4 it, n.o.w. "U" gits IT!! But NOT you, u or YOO..."U" know HOO "U" R, right?! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... CHORUS: My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... CHORUS Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! CHORUS Mudboy Slim BTW...three years ago this evening, I was sittin' alone in a hotel room in Crystal City (accross 95 from the Pentagon), This next Black thread will be XXX... 509 posted on FRIday, September 17, 2004 12:20:18 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Tyrants gone? SODdom's gassing!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are UPon U... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you... FReegards...Mudboy Slim (11/22/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We don't care HOO smokes if they R grown-ups... We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... CHORUS: Lib'ral DOLTS R Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! And I'm proud 2 B a FReeper 4 R FReedom!! We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House... Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... (Chorus:(All together) MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The dEVILz right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (MUDboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!" All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! All Behold RATZ LustFerPower!! SlixMudzBEEEE-ahhtch...MUD (12/12/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!! (Chorus) Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!! (Chorus) Mudboy Slim (02/06/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!! Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATS' fools!! Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... Mudboy Slim (07/27/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... I tell ya... (Little guitar jammin' interlude) So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... Seek Justice...4 Willie!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! Yes ma'am... (excellent guitar-jammin' interlude) On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Right must now change the world... Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Right must now save the World... (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Right must now lead the world... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on Tuesday, November 16, 2004 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS" ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lately I've been spendin' lots of time with my kids... I'm a father...who loves their mother... I spend every minute I can with my boy... I love my life...just being their father... I'm a father...who loves their mother... Mudboy Slim (27 April 2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, One...two...one two three four.......yeah-eah-eah...hmmm um... Why don't you roll up to DeeCee and join our fight?!! We gotta cut Big Guv'ment now...time's a'wastin'!! It's a Culture War, Nation...reject Left's Medyuh spin!! We gotta slash Big Guv'ment NOW...time's a'wastin'...Yeah!! Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee...with Kristinn, fight!! Why don't you come up to DeeCee? Mudboy Slim 1,758 posted on 5/6/2005, 11:58:22 PM by Flora McDonald "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!! We're a Conservative Band!! All Dem banditos are gonna fall... We're a Conservative Band. We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band!! We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo. Mudboy Slim (5/11/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Mudboy Slim (6/4/2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good guess there, Vinny. Utmost Regards...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mudboy burned all bridges. He will NOT be coming back to FR!" Exposing the MOD SQUAD RINOZ was/IS MUDZ only OFFENSE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hmmm...in BarryO's case, METROsexUaLiTy = BIsexUaLiTy. ObviousLEE, MOOOchelleMYbelle wood danRATHER ENjoy a REAL man in her BED...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, GOOFy-lookin' AND STOOOPIDer than a ROCK...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RICHMOND, Va. – In a governor's race that's all about jobs, Terry McAuliffe is facing questions about huge profits he made from a company that collapsed two years later, leaving 10,000 people unemployed. ... In 1997, McAuliffe sank $100,000 into the Beverly Hills, Calif.-based startup's bold plan to link North America and Europe with a trans-Atlantic fiber optic cable, a super-fast conduit for voice, video and digital data. "When I invested in Global Crossing, understand that it was a very risky deal," ... His return was $8.1 million, ... T-MAX a RAT-shyster!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...when they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... FLAMErz, you know the righteous things we gotta do... Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Mudboy Slim 171 posted on 08/12/2004 9:57:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! RATS ain't nuthin'!! FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!! Mudboy Slim BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!! 185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... MUDBOY SLIM RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. MUD (6/20/1999) BTW...Views: 498746 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oooh... Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... (Mini FreakJam ensues...) RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... [Lib'ral weanie voice] (Real FReakJam ensues...) Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... [Lib'ral weanie voice] GO free, U RAT-whores...... Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear R sounds, feel R joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to the Beatles' "Blackbird")
When MUD learns to sing, we'll smite Left's spies!!
Vote PRO-Life!!
Limbaugh's only waiting for the RightWing to conspire!!
Shake Dem Lib'ral lies 'gainst Liberty!!
Vote FER Right!!
We are tired of waiting for Big Guv'ment to recede!!
BlackThread's Right!!
Dubyuh, let's fight 'gainst the Lib'ral Blight!!
BlackThread's Right!!
RINOZ we'll fight 'cuz Dutch Reagan's Right!!
Reject Lib'ral dreams and do what's Right!!
Vote FER Life!!
RightWing's tired of waiting fer George Dubyuh to conspire...
Fools vile-ly berating Bush's moment to do Right!!
Right's patiently waiting fer Big Guv'ment t'be down-sized!!
("DemonRATS" Is Their Name...Socialism Is Their Aim!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2191. To: All (#2189)
threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom."
It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back.
Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."
equal opportunity for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."
as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?"
We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."
We will always be prepared, so we can always be free."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2192. To: tooConservative (#2159)
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
A: They replace your generator."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2193. To: Landru, jla, JohnHuang2, Mia T, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88, BraveMan, redleghunter, stan watie, BufordP (#2192)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
DemRATS're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants 4 U...Vote 4 Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Left's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is 4 U 2 LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...Right's not 2 PROUD 2 FReep!!
Help save OUR home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't U tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...Right SEEEZ Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little girls...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
Lib'rals, Fear OUR Power...Fear OUR FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's O.N.E. thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
U keep on telling me...TRUMP ain't yer kinda man!!
Don't U like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment, RATZ LOVE!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Right's LIBERTY...we'll FReep 4 FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, NEVER 4sake yer Liberty!!
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn 2 EARN IT!!
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2194. To: All (#2192)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATS ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!
Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
RATS try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...
SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!!
Terri's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot a child in the back...that's Right!!
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!! Sow QUIT yer KNOCKin...!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2195. To: hondo68, buckeroo, A K A Stone, conservativemusician, jla, backhoe, rwfromkansas, PhiKapMom, Delphinium, yankhater, Landru (#2075)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2196. To: All (#2195)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2197. To: ChelSEA KLINTon, Slick Willie, hillary, (#2196)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2198. To: All (#2193)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2199. To: A K A Stone, conservativemusician, bigman, Cyber-Band, EdZep, jla, FBD, JohnHuang2, dead, x (#1961)
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst the RAT Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...DemRATS whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2200. To: All (#2199)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2201. To: stoner, A K A Stone, Mayor LeVar STONEy, Stoney Run Pkwy, everyBODY must git STONEd!! (#2200)
Then I saw that picture of that rat bastARD, now the chicken & dumplings are all over the floor."
my INsincere apoloGEEEZZe!! nonetheless...(kNOT)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2202. To: hondo68, redleghunter, hondo68, goldilucky, AuntB, mel_living, war, meguro, Gatlin (#2038)
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2203. To: All (#2195)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left SHALL confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
less than one week removed from the occurrences on 9/11/01...I was up there fer a conference,
but I found time to sneak up to my room after the speakers were done, begged off from doing the dinner circuit with my co-workers,
and sat down to contemplate the events of the last week and what I could do about it.
As I contemplated, I FReeped a few songs by Jewel, knocked out the Stones' "Muslims!!" and FReeped Pearl Jam's "Black"...
the next morning, I woke up late fer the early sessions of the conference, so I swung by the nearest Kinko's
and transcribed the INNyrds of Black I...
the final Black thread will be XXXIII...MUD
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2204. To: ken5050, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan, FreeTheHostages, PhiKapMom, AuntB, sultan88, M. Thatcher, dead (#2203)
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? LEFTZ mass graveyards we've unearthed.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2205. To: jla, conservativemusician, Landru, meekONEgop, iceskater, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_TLBSHOW, justAmy, BobJ, JimRobinson (#2204)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, U RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't U smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds U!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow 4 yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown U!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't U smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vince Foster's Death condemns U!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find his groove.
Think U'll B all right with all yer money...
But 2morrow, Dwight shall B buggerin' U!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't U help U.S. tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds U!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back!!
Just one more FIX, Bill, might do the trick...
One HELL of a price 4 U 2 git yer kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all U!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2206. To: blackie, jla, FBD, conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2205)
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't git R kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn R draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like R Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
And I'm proud 2 B a FReeper 4 R FReedom!!
RATZ race 2 call U.S. squares and diss R drawwwl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's STILL the GREATest Nation of ALL!!
Treason and RAT scandals R obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
Left can call U.S. squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on R front porch!!
And Tequila's still MUDZ biggest thrill of ALL!!
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2207. To: Landru, FBD, jla, MeekOneGOP, ForGod'sSake, Gabz, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, AuntB (#2206)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the PUNKest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said, "McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the STAINmaker, but RATS never knew Y...
RAT Chairman did DIE, TerrieMAC had a hand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BOYfriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terrie STRUCK @ MUDboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters POLLed dem LIB'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2208. To: sultan88, AuntB, jla, Landru, backhoe, BOBTHENAILER, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88 (#2207)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Congressman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"4 Treason U'll B INdicted!!
Yer grief MUD shall Evoke!!"
There R RATZ here amongst US...
HOO fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been THRU that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MUDcave!!
So let RATZ stop talking FALSElee now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUDZ main bitch, sir!!
Good FReepers doth growl...
BUTTe-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2209. To: All (#2207)
(To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Justice keeps on flowing...
Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!!
Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's...
Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre.
Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way,
Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre...
Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!!
FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2210. To: All (#1991)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all HOO remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2211. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#2210)
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATS're FOOLS!!
Fight DemRAT FOOLS!!
Smite Bill Klintoon!!
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
And RATS' Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom is appealing!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Fools!!
Nation, we're YOU!!
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2212. To: cherry_bomb88, jla, Mia T, mommadooo3, GrandmaC, rintense, Brad's Gramma, amom, dead (#2210)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATS we'll fight!!
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2213. To: GottaLuvAkitas1, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225, TNTtheleft, helmut113, jla, hockeyfreak (#2212)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Folks, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2214. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#2213)
(To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATS, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Rush'll tell you what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATS are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2215. To: Pookie (#2214)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2216. To: All (#2215)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2217. To: iceskater, Flora MacDonald, uncleshag, cedarswingman, Landru (#2210)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Single Father")
Laughin' 'bout stories about the things Uncles did...
In their Daddy's family...not too long ago.
My little girl, Jessie, and my little boy, Jake...
To MUD, they're perfect...and Lib'rals, they hate!!
'Cuz I tell him the truth...and they ain't too young to know!!
Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!!
Our family's...like many others...
'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
There's no doubt about it, he's my pride and joy!!
Someday, Jessie'll grow up...and I won't have her no more.
Her cute little smile...lights up my whole day...
They're why MUD fights Dem Lib'rals...they're why Mudboy don't play!!
So Right must git it together...gonna WHUP all Dem whores!!
How does daddy explain...why he can't convince mother?
While we love this family...and we love our nice home...
MUD don't understand it...fer all of our lives...
Why there's just four...when there should be five...
Of us sharing our future...Lord, bless us with one more.
Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!!
Our family's...like many others...
'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
Our family...sister and brother...
And I'm a full-time father...and I love their mother...
Folks, I'm one happy father...'cuz I love their mother!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2218. To: Flora McDonald, cedarswingman, Landru, AdSimp, Corin Stormhands, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, iceskater, uncleshag (#2217)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Run Off To LA")
This here is a MUDsong fer the RINO crew!!
It's fer the folks congregatin' in private to ZOT you!!
It's fer the RINO-MOD, anti-Right MilquetoastMan...
And the Finest women who care...I know you'll make a stand!! Ohh oh...
Come and help Raoul the Doctor and Bill[F] spread our message of Right!!
BufordP's my FRiend...help Angelwood out.
Our thirst fer Justice ain't quenched...so we'll FReep against RINO Power!!
FReep OUT!!
Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...yeah!!
Dem Lib'rals won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!!
Gotta plan this trip...we'll erase Left's stain with Righteous might!! Oh yeah...
We're raisin' some hell...FReepin's the key to why we're gonna win, folks!!
Right thinks...Right knows...we ain't mean...we're gonna stalk RAT-scum...
ModSquad, y'all got problems!! RINOs, you suck!!
You ain't Right!!
Fight the Media spin 'til they admit Truth!! Right shall FReep RAT whores!!
Righteous Right thinks its time we started FReepin' RATS out the door!!
Dem socialists, they dream they'll win the Fight...
But RATS ain't $#!+...must erase Slick's stain 'cuz Right is Right!! Oh yeah...
Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...good God!!
Dem RINOs won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!!
Condemn RATS' fem'nist NAGS...we'll erase RAT's stain with Righteous might!!
Oh-oh...oh-oh...
Takoma, she's grillin' out...TrueBlackMan is sooo Right...yeah!!
'Cuz our liberties are God-given rights!!
Our liberties are ours...and fer them we shall fight!! Um hmmm...
MODS are all myst'ry folks who blame the Right who know Fear's Left's Bane!!
But Mudboy's stalkin Dem RINOs...next, UncleShag's gonna sang!!
RATS heathen folks we'll FReep from Power 'cuz FReedom's Right...
"Gotta plan," said Slim, "we're gonna devolve Power 'cuz it's Right!! Oh yeah yea!!"
Why won't you defend Liberty?!
NooYawkers, roll down to DeeCee!!
Virginians, come up, then you'll see!!
WestCoasters, join us fer our FReep!!
We're gonna FReep 'cuz we are FRee!!
LPosters, join us in DeeCee!!
FUers, help fight fer the FRee!!
Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee?!
Come help us fight fer Liberty!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2219. To: All (#2218)
(To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2220. To: Sultan88, Gabz, iceskater, Flora McDonald, jla, P8riot, AdSimp, Nick The Freeper, Coop, (#2219)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2221. To: Vinny, Slim Whitman, SIGmaCHImud, RedXinMUD, Native-American TEA-partYer (#1271)
I was simply "MUD" on my fraternity picture from 4th year Sigma Chi at UVA (1985),
and when I began writing lyrics I became "Mudboy Slim" becuz I can yodel/croon...
a lot like my favorite TeeVee practitioner/marketer of purloined tunes.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2222. To: Jim Robinson (#2221)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2223. To: All (#1137)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2224. To: All (#2223)
And she's THE BEST DemRATZ got, apparentLEE...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2225. To: All (#2223)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2226. To: hondo68, Landru, Jeff Head, joanie-f, Common Tator, M. Thatcher, Ragtime Cowgirl, jla, FBD, dead (#2038)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Kerry lies to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATS don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATS're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATS ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Next Donald TRUMP shall devolve Power...and the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!
RATS don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's gone...
Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US Patriots'll git what we deserve!!"
Hanoi John, he's LYIN'!! Kerry committed war crimes!!
RATS been takin' but ain't been earnin'...Right's been leeched upon fer long time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2227. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Landru, Taxman, BufordP, kristinn, BillF, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2226)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!
Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!
We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!!
But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!
Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!
'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!
Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!
Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies...
RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...
Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!
We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!!
'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!
Left's illegitimate scourge of man...
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!
Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!
MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...
So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!!
Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...
And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!
I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...
Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!
Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!
We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!
So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...
Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!
'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...
We're a legitimate righteous land!!
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!!
Liberate US...yeah!!
Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
This World needs more righteous liberation!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we feed on sweet Justice!!
DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...
Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense...
Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!
Raisin' Cain on the internet...
NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!
I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...
Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!
DemLib'rals seem so odd...
Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"
I am the Mudboy, you'll understand...
Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Right watsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2228. To: stand watie, Taxman, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, BillF, sauropod, tgslTakoma (#2227)
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(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell- bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2229. To: Leonard Skinner (#1571)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[MUDZ husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2230. To: Skip Intro, Murron, mel, AuntB, palo verde, diva betsy ross, goldilucky, Rotara, Minerva, meguro, Eener (#2229)
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD 4 Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh 2 the green!!
That's MUDZ belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUDZ dream 2 Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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