Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1414656 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life.
That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.
See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!!
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!!
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic]
What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!!
Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed...
and the Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't...
I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
"Hello, Willard!!" (To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Hello, Willard... Nice to FReep ya... You Communist SLIME!! Yer just as corrupt... As you usedta be!!
How's Ol' Hill'ry?! And her FAT THIGHS... You'll pay fer yer crimes!! And you know it... MUD's yer destiny!!
Be scair't, Willard... MUD ain't foolin'... Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!! Fergit yer leg'cy... You'll die inside a cell!!
What I'm trying to say... Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!! But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Buck up, Willie... Right detests you... Justice is yer FATE!! Right shall scold you... Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
F*** you, Willie!! I'm yer nem'sis... It's yer TREASON I hate!! How'd the Chi-Coms... KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Goodbye, Willard... Prison calls you... Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!! You'll pay fer memories... Of the kids you slaughtered, too!! 'Cuz if God should ever find it... In His heart to forgive you.. I'm here, Willie... MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
From back when I thought maybe--just MAYBE--Dubyuh could've been a POTUS more like Reagan than like the senior Bush...turned out 2 B wishful thinking.
True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 31-year ex-active-service Naval Officer):
"This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack.
Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.
The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity.
No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be.
As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man."
FReegards...MUD
201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Still believe Dubyuh is a relatively decent man and was a better-than- average POTUS...but he wasn't EVER up 2 the task of taking on the RATS and "draining the swamp"...MUD
#1908. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers (#1907)
"Federal Pen" (2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
CH's "WHO'LL STOP THE GRAY?" (To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")
Long as I remember, I've looked thirty-three. I hear the waitress sayin', "Must see some ID." Who can guess my age is Fifty years today? And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll spot the gray?
Won't do Grecian Form'la, And I don't want Just For Men. I can say the white hairs Are blond ones just mixed in. Still the gray keeps comin', More and more each day, And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll stop the gray?
Tried to trim the white ones Out of my goatee, But if I shave it all off, I'll look seventeen! Still the gray keeps comin'-- Make it go away! And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll stop the gray?
"South Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away... The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUD's not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!! If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
1911 of U.S. Navy Serial Number 13199 - This pistol was part of a Navy contract of 1000 guns shipped to the U.S. Navy, General Storekeeper, U.S. Navy Yard, Brooklyn, N.Y. on November 9, 1912
To: 3D-Joy;cindyTrueSupporter;concretebob;Doctor Raoul;GunsAreOK;Jimmy Valentine's bro...
"Mudboy's in love!"
548 posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:48:59 AM by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
U gotz duh ZACKlees...yer BREATH smellz ZACKLEE like FRed/ethYlz/warz BUNGhole...MUD33
"Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. O.N.E. 2 report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, O.N.E. 2 report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and O.N.E. 2 win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place."
#2195. To: hondo68, buckeroo, A K A Stone, conservativemusician, jla, backhoe, rwfromkansas, PhiKapMom, Delphinium, yankhater, Landru (#2075)(Edited)
"Freeee buckeroo !!!"
Makes U responsible 4 BUCKY then, Hondo.
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Slick's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUD's corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATS're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good FReepers rulle this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!! Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Mudboy Slim
504 posted on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 12:41:34 AM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Willie's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give Slick many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
CHORUS: I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!! Left SHALL confess!!
CHORUS I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
CHORUS I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...three years ago this evening, I was sittin' alone in a hotel room in Crystal City (accross 95 from the Pentagon), less than one week removed from the occurrences on 9/11/01...I was up there fer a conference, but I found time to sneak up to my room after the speakers were done, begged off from doing the dinner circuit with my co-workers, and sat down to contemplate the events of the last week and what I could do about it. As I contemplated, I FReeped a few songs by Jewel, knocked out the Stones' "Muslims!!" and FReeped Pearl Jam's "Black"... the next morning, I woke up late fer the early sessions of the conference, so I swung by the nearest Kinko's and transcribed the INNyrds of Black I...
This next Black thread will be XXX... the final Black thread will be XXXIII...MUD
509 posted on FRIday, September 17, 2004 12:20:18 AM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
#2204. To: ken5050, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan, FreeTheHostages, PhiKapMom, AuntB, sultan88, M. Thatcher, dead (#2203)
"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!" (To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!! Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? SODdom's gassing!! Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!! Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? LEFTZ mass graveyards we've unearthed. Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!! When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
"RATS Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, U RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't U smell RATS' smell?!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! The stench of death surrounds U!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are UPon U... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow 4 yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown U!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't U smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vince Foster's Death condemns U!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find his groove. Think U'll B all right with all yer money... But 2morrow, Dwight shall B buggerin' U!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't U help U.S. tell?! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds U!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you... Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back!! Just one more FIX, Bill, might do the trick... One HELL of a price 4 U 2 git yer kicks!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all U!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
#2206. To: blackie, jla, FBD, conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, ForGod'sSake, backhoe (#2205)
"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't care HOO smokes if they R grown-ups... We don't git R kicks bein' Elites!! And we don't burn R draft cards like Bill Clinton... 'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!! We don't like R Guv'ment big and flabby... Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
CHORUS: And I'm proud 2 B a FReeper 4 R FReedom!! RATZ race 2 call U.S. squares and diss R drawwwl... We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House... 'Cuz America's STILL the GREATest Nation of ALL!!
Lib'ral DOLTS R Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! Treason and RAT scandals R obscene!! Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee... Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!
And I'm proud 2 B a FReeper 4 R FReedom!! Left can call U.S. squares, but we have a ball... We still wave Old Glory out on R front porch!! And Tequila's still MUDZ biggest thrill of ALL!!
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House... We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!
"SlickWillie's RightHand!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
About the time MUDZ daddy left to fight fer VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the PUNKest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said, "McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow... RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the STAINmaker, but RATS never knew Y... RAT Chairman did DIE, TerrieMAC had a hand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The dEVILz right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!! SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BOYfriend!!"
(MUDboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall... Terrie STRUCK @ MUDboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters POLLed dem LIB'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
"Fools FRY!!" (To be sung to The Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky!!")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep SoddomBoy!! Justice keeps on flowing... Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!! Don't cry, IgnorantLib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's... Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus) Yer MUD's FOOL, PIE...Yer MUD's Raison d'tre. Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way, Burn, you lib'ral Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Liberatin'...FReedom' ringin' everywhere!! Beachin' in Carolina, we'll write some songs...Lib'rals BEWARE!!
(Chorus) Slick's my main fight, my raison d'tre... Folks, you know it'll feel just right when Slick burns on Justice Day!! FReep fer JusticeDay...yeah!!