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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2137. To: hondo68, sultan88, KLT, Landru, Jethro Tull, buckeroo, A K A StoneD (#2075)
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... CHORUS: (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... CHORUS (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ClintonLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?! Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast?! Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! Des'pret Lib'rals, Y won't U come 2 yer senses?! FReegards...MUD 141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Ol' SammyCeez gotzta B referencing either the ObamaNation AND/or the VILLAGE of $hillaryBOT MORONZ/minionz. Imho...MUD BTW...Views: 496370 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "FRiends of Slick Willie" We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... Slick, yer a fool, dude!! One little problem that confronts you 155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Singin' like a lark just the other day, FReepers, Left don't know how it is... I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really, FReepers know... DemonRATS, take a good look at yourself and describe what you see Left really don't care that we're comin', If you come down to the FReep today, Lurkers, you'd better... So I've decided what I'm gonna do now. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. Work in progress...MUD 132 posted on 10/21/2002 3:02:09 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!! McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!! MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah Heh heh heh...MUD 311 posted on Monday, January 26, 2004 1:45:08 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. Tobackky Al never once gave it away, BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... HildaBeast's just fading away, Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If you can keep your head when all about you If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can make one heap of all your winnings You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Terry McAuliffe, whom we ought to call the Manchurian Chairman, hit a new low Sunday, saying on ABC's "This Week": "George Bush never served in our military in our country. He didn't show up when he should have showed up. And there's John Kerry on the stage with a chest full of medals that he earned by saving the lives of American soldiers. So, as John Kerry says, 'Bring it on!'" McAuliffe is to politics what MTV is to Superbowl halftime shows: Low, tacky, and a failure. He is also increasingly unstable to the point that Democratic Party pros have to worry about what he'll say next. Yesterday's pratfall was a perfect example of an attention-starved ego diverting the press from the themes that the candidates are trying to develop onto a stupid comment and the clean- up that follows. McAuliffe has long been a candidate message-killer – so much so that the anti- Clinton wing of the Dems suspects he's programmed to take down anyone who gets in the way of Hillary's potential run in '08. Crackpot allegations from the Begala school of broadcasting sure don't help the Kerry campaign, so you have to wonder about the Manchurian Chairman theory, though I think the evidence supports the much more simple proposition that McAuliffe is a world-class fool with too much money and powerful friends who didn't think about the Peter Principle until it was too late. The Dems are stuck with McAuliffe through the convention, for which the Republican Party should be thankful. Having a buffoon in charge of the opposition is the sort of gift that keeps giving, as anyone who can recall McAuliffe's '02 prediction about the Florida governor's race or his '03 prediction about the California recall will attest. McAuliffe's decision to deny that service in the national guard is service in the military – even as thousands of national guard have served in Iraq – is a blunder larger than any of his others, and trafficking in discredited urban myths gives you a glimpse of McAuliffe's desperation to turn the conversation to anything except Kerry's way-left voting record, or his role in the Dean meltdown, or the failure of Wes Clark to capture any significant support outside the loon caucus. For the record: President Bush served in the Texas Air National Guard from May of 1968 to October of 1973. The long-ago discredited allegations that the president was AWOL (Absent WithOut Leave) are a feature of the Michael Moore crowd who point to a period of months when Bush was working on a campaign in Alabama, from May to November 1972, and did not fly. As the New York Times has reported in the past: "A National Guard official and Mr. Bush's spokesmen have said that he made up the missed dates, as Guard regulations allow." Republican National Committee Chair Ed Gillespie labeled McAuliffe's lies "slanderous," "despicable," and "reprehensible" – which they are – but not even the dimwits in the national press corps are going to chase that rabbit, so only McAuliffe and the party he leads look bad as a result." ..... Drip drip drip drip...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! (ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...) C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!! Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... (CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp) Hell, yeah...MUD 695 posted on 12/23/2003 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!! Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!! Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. FReegards...MUD 5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Chorus:(All together) My very first pistol was a cap and ball colt So then i went and bought myself a colt 45 The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (Mini-jam) Well, MUD joined JimRob's fight against DeeCee's CLOWNS... PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Work in progress...MUD 231 posted on 11/26/2002 3:20:20 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Plug the damned LEAKS, oh All-Powerful,Great&MercifulLordMessiahObama...make DemRATZ stop...MUD BTW...twenty-one FITTY!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!! Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street Dallas - got a soft machine Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see... What in the world ever became of Slick Will? Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down... Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers... Rushbo...Come and Help US FReep!! You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel... Sometimes the light's all shining on me Truckin - I'm goin home Almost done...MUD 146 posted on Monday, March 01, 2004 11:27:31 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down... Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive. Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh... Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!! FReegards...MUD 311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22:30 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Look out yer palace window...Soddom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!! Look into Dubyuh's eyes... I know it's been sang before...Soddom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!! Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!! Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!! Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!! FReegards...MUD 312 posted on 12/03/2002 6:21:48 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Uncle JimRob's Band!!" Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!! Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice... God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!" [G] [Bm] [C] [D] [G] It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!! Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!! Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!! Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD 152 posted on Monday, March 01, 2004 11:58:23 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All Right!! Now dig this, FReepers... Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... (Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!! You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Msssst, yeah Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... (The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....) That's what MUD's talkin' about!! Owwww!! Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Mudboy Slim 916 posted on 04/26/2003 3:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When FReepin'...I'm fightin' FOOLISH Lib'ral Words... Kerry is a LIAR!! Kerry is a LIAR!!! FReegards...MUD 163 posted on Monday, March 01, 2004 4:39:12 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'ralDaze Rottin' RATS' Brains!! Lib'ralDaze afflicts Cowards... Lib'ralDaze...Caused by Slick's LIES!! Black XIV FReegards...MUD (01/21/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!! [To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.) Doubt it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ronald Reagan, Rand, Ron Paul and family, all supporters of the republic of the USA. ...it ONLY takes 51 votes to pass a bill in the Senate and the House is overWHELMingLEE Republican, B they RINO o NO. Deal with it...MUD BTW...git'er DONE!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "More Than $2 Trillion!!" The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Black XXV FReegards...MUD The drumbeat continues...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday (aka HUMPday), March 17, 2004 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! (guitar pickin') Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me... (mo' guitar pickin') Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 52 posted on Friday, March 26, 2004 11:04:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... I understand it's a big decision... Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... I understand it's a big decision... Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!! (Guitar jammin') Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Oh-ahhh-oh!! Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!! (guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Uhmmm... Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds... Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Well...thank you...thankUveryMUCH...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World... Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!! Slick is a strange one and Left's Goals in Danger... Truth, RATS, hurts ya but ya must be bold!! Lib'rals sell fears...market hard times and tears... FReegards...MUD 146 posted on 11/25/2002 11:45:27 There shall NEVER be another like him...but I like what TheDonald's been doing so far...SO GOOD!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The legend lives on from the Kennedys on down This hack was the pride of the Democrat side His words through the wires were a sickening sound Convention time came, the Rat pack came on stage, sayin', Does any one know where the voters all go Democrats sulk; Republicans sing In a musty old hall in the District they whined, Lyrics by LonePalm Very nice, my talented FRiend...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!! He's Jean Kerry...demon seed... Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!! So, we must FReep...endlessly... (bass guitar solo) Kerry's FRench... He's Jean Kerry...effete breed... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... Woah-woah... (Musical interlude) Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... FReegards...MUD 202 posted on Saturday, April 03, 2004 1:19:24 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Always DUE, unLESS I don't...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!" One...two...three...four... Lately Right's been running on Faith... Lately, I've been wond'rin' Y I CARE... Right's always been... Then we'll go running on faith... (Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan) MUDZ always been... Won't believe Pubbies on faith... Mudboy Slim BTW...**O.N.E. = Operation Noble Eagle 1 posted on Friday, May 21, 2004 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I watched the flag pass by one day, I looked at him in uniform I thought how many men like him How many pilots' planes shot down? I heard the sound of Taps one night, I wondered just how many times I thought of all the children, I thought about a graveyard ........ God Bless our troops, and their families. Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever... Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs... Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!! The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Mudboy Slim 171 posted on Monday, May 31, 2004 11:34:18 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Remember me, America, for I was once your son, I rode with Teddy Roosevelt on the charge up San Juan Hill. I am still here at Pearl Harbor since that December seventh day of infamy. We routed the Germans and hurled them back, I bombed the Ploesti oil fields; they blew with one big roar, Vietnam! Vietnam! When will we ever learn? -John Dirusso "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, As we ALL know, "war" AIN'T purty...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Unknown Legend!!" I never liked all Dem whiners... John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR... MUD ain't takin' it easy... John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR... Mudboy Slim 492 posted on Tuesday, June 08, 2004 12:44:18 AM by Mudboy Slim BTW...Views: 497032 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) ObviousLEE @ $hillaryBOT RAT-moeRON, the man in the moon can jist go TRUMP hisSELF!! Imho, of course...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2138. To: Fracas, sneakypete, Clinton's a liar, coteblanche, Anthem, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#2095)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may B LOSErs, but there's a New World before U...
U better let the FLAMErz love U,
U better let Rush Limbaugh teach U..B-4 it's 2 late!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2139. To: A K A Stone, Sam Clemons, Tom Sawyer, HuckFinn, Jim, InjunJOE, redXinMUD (#1961)
(Edited)
You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2140. To: dead, jla, MeeknMing, Grampa Dave, Landru, sultan88, kristinn, JohnHuang2, FBD (#2016)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiendZ o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2141. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician, Landru, jla, goldilucky (#2140)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2142. To: TylerPotterfield, EdZep, Paul Cruce, kristinn, Angelwood, Taxman, FreeTheHostages, sauropod, stand watie, KLT, ELS, BufordP, tgslTakoma (#1991)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop")
Whattaya, whattaya think I saw?!!
Crowds of Sheeple sittin' smokin' grass with greasy, smelly hair said...
"Mudboy, won'tcha join our Cause?!!"
RATS really don't know what slime Slick was,
Lib'ral Whore'd!!
So I asked 'em if Left could shed Slick's bile!!
Really out of my mind.
Just then Dem RINObots stepped up to me asked US, said,
"Please, hey would we care
To all move along?" "Move along?!!!"
We ask y'all to stay and FReep and have some fun,
Right's on a ROLL!!
You know that yer FRiends will all drop by.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And Lib'rals, RINOs 'n' RATS, do ya like it?!!
There you sit, sittin' scair't like a wart on a hog, trustin',
Ahhh...not tryin' to fight it!!!
Hoh-hoh-hoah.
We know that it's only they're weak of spine. Oh, oh, oh.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
You'd better open your eyes!!! Whoah~ooh~oh yeah.
Folks down here really do care, really do care, Right cares, really do...
Which, which way Truth 'n' Justice li__es.
So I'm packin' my bags to join the DeeCee FReepers...
Where the Patriots go now.
Up to Capitol Hill where good spirits fl__y.
Help Dubyuh...Let's Roll!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh.
The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh.
The Sheeple Shall Know!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2143. To: Eddie Van Halen, David LEE roth, theBigMan, DiscoDave, JayMO, fingerz, Mick, Snake, BillyB, MonMO, Earl thePearl MONroe (#2142)
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, FEYreez cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terrie's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been RIGHT here before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!
Just 2 Let Slick know HOOS Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie, Yer Gonna Fall, U Slime!!
'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATZ'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2144. To: All (#2143)
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2145. To: PapaJohn, MamaSue, A. Carol, U. Kenny, bippy, mad DOG, Boris, Brutus, BBBTMWTP, JessieLEE, JAKEYboy (#2144)
By Rudyard Kipling
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
so hold on when there is nothing in you
butt the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2146. To: All Old Dominion VOTERZ (#2145)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2147. To: All (#889)
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2148. To: conservativemusician (#2147)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea- dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2149. To: All (#2148)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
Shoots as fast as lightin' but it loads a mighty slow
Loads a mighty slow and soon i found out
It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out
Called a peacemaker but i never knew why
Never knew why, i didn't understand
'Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's VirileStag!!"
Caught Dem Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry flailed at Mudboy, never thought his scams would fall!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, 'bout Slick Willie's right hand...
Bill Clinton's right hand, the devil's Made Man.
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2150. To: All (#901)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2151. To: Reagan Man, ArneFufkin, coteblanche, Sabertooth, ravinson (#2150)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")
Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man...
Together - more or less in time...
Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...
Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!!
Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep...
Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be
Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' like drones!!
One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'...
Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!
Once told me you got to play your hand
RINOZ - OUR Power ain't worth a dime...
If you don't lay 'em down!!
Other times, RATS assault the FRee!!
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!
Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!!
Living with RATS, the HildaBeest and Cocaine...
All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"
Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!!
Takes time - you pick a place to go...
And just keep Truckin' on!!
Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!!
I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble...
'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!
Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!!
ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!!
Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...
Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!!
You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying...
DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2152. To: All (#2077)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment WASTES yer money, folks!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2153. To: Cyber-Band, poet, heavyd, Angelique, CHIEF negotiator, goldilucky, redleghunter, Landru, Liberator, liberal larry (#2152)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!!
What else you want US to do?!
We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!!
This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!!
Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray...
Else you'll DIE in War!!
Maybe you'll die directly...
Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!!
What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!!
Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!!
FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken...
Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!!
What did you expect US to do?!
Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!!
Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!!
Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!!
Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!!
RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!!
Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2154. To: sultan88, Jim Robinson, conservativemusician, jla, Landru, KLT, goldilucky, JohnHuang2, dead (#2153)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
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Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2155. To: KLT, George W. Bush, holdonnow, Rush Limbaugh, FBD (#2115)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Just a-sing with me and Kerry Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Johnnie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Kerry...YOU!!!
(DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!! )
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2156. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, iceskater, MoJo2001, rintense (#2155)
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
Slime and Crime Define the Left!!
At sunrise, I rise then start to FReep...
'Cause I don't want to lose the Greatness of RATS' Shame!!
Yes, there's a hunger, a longing to erase...
From the LIES Left Lives when I'm waylaid...
So Let's ROLL, FRiends...
Let's make Righteous Waves!!
Come on, Let's ROLL Dems...
Let's ask, "Are RATS Ashamed?!!"
It's RATS' Shame Lib'rals Will Not See!!!
Clinton Started OUR Fire!!
It's Slick's Shame...Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Although Right would like OUR World to change...
It helps US 2 appreciate...
HOOS Right and HOO FReeps!! But, my FRiends, I'll sacrifice all my nights...
If I could make the Earth and MUDZ dreams the same!!
The only difference is...
To let Truth replace all Left's hate!!
So let's go there...
Let's make our escape...
Come on, let's go there...
Let's FReep John Kerry!!
To Left's disgrace, RAT-Medyuh won't see-ee-ee!!
FReep 'Til John RETIRES!!
TRUTH is Great...PitchForkers FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2157. To: All (#2016)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze")
Lately, Voters jist don't Feel Left's SHAME!!!
RATS're SCUMMY...'Cuz RATS LOVE to LIE!!
'Scuse me while WE WHUP Dem guys!!"
RATS don't know if they're goin' up or down!!
NO RATS're Happy...Left LOVES Misery!!
Whatever it is Lib'rals are LOATHED by the FRee!!
Can't tell what is Wrong or Right!!
You got MUD FReepin'...WHUPPIN' RATS' SLIME!!
Fight Fer Tomorrow...'cuz MUD's Future's RIGHT!!
(RATS're Ignorant DOLTS...I'm jist here to help!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2158. To: EdZep, Dukie, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT, pokerboy, Darth Sidious, TheBabe, LiberteeBell, KLT (#2157)
(To be sung to U2's "SO cruel")
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2159. To: STANKeePate, FunkyDan88, sultanApaLOOZAahhh!!, goldilucky, BuffY Tannen, JamieHoffa_, Eliot MEeeeEHhh!! (#2150)
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2160. To: All DittoHEADZ (#2015)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2161. To: snow bunny, victoria delsoul, Mia T, AdSimp, yankh8r, Sultan88, 88, XXXXX88XXXXX, jla, stand watie, Taxman, kristinn, Angelwood, Clinton's a liar (#1995)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when WE VOTE!!...Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, HOO saved the day!!
And dream of the men HOO used 2 know...
If we close R eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see DeeCeeRATZ slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2162. To: quidam, FBD, sultan88, ForGod'sSake, Landru, blackie, jla, Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush (#2161)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2163. To: Flora McDonald, Diva Betsy Ross, blackie, MoJo2001, goldilucky, conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88 (#2162)
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2164. To: NObuddyNparTICulAR (#2162)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RAT's perfect crime...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!!
Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2165. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky (#2075)
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2166. To: BufordP, ForGod'sSake, A+Bert, Taxman, stand watie, Tinman (#1990)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")
'Cuz they love Bill Clinton and RAPE?!
RATS stand by their man...through Slick's Treasonous Scams...
And still keep RATS' Bile in his place!!
And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood...
Fer Bill...RATS' re Dolts!!!
RAT fools kneel when they're told!!
That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!!
Folks, we'll rise together...
Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!!
Not once have I seen Libs'...fool eyes fill with anger...
Or say, "Re-Impeach...RATS' Chi-Com Whore'd!!"
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, RATS, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, Slick, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!! 
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2167. To: LonePalm (#2166)
(To be sung to "The Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot)
Parody by LonePalm
Of the island they called ‘Chappaquiddick'
The voters it’s said, never vote for the dead
When the Polls of November turn gloomy.
With baggage galore, some twenty-six hundred votes more
Than the John F’n Kerry cast rightly.
His candidacy too was a bone to be chewed
When the Polls of November came early.
Sounding like some rich twit from South Boston.
As the big pant loads go, he is bigger than most
But not quite as big as ole Teddy.
He was headed down hill when he took a bad spill
But he blamed it on the Secret Service.
And later that night when the cell phone rang
Could it be that Bill Clinton was callin'?
“You need a VP with some standing.”
And every man knew, and the candidate too,
T’was the witch of the Senate come stealin’.
The dawning came late and the campaign had to wait
When the Polls of November came slashin'.
With summer’s hot blast there was a shortage of cash
In the face of a popular George Bush.
“Johnny, we’re right here behind ya.”
On October 9 WMDs were found, they said
“Johnny, it's been good t'know ya.”
Then MoveOn wired in they had voters comin' in
But the party and John were in peril.
On election night when his hopes sank outta sight
Came the wreck of the John F’n Kerry.
When your ads turn the minutes to hours?
With a positive push by Cheney and Bush
Rove had put fifteen more states behind them.
Dems have to split up or they might just downsize;
They all may turn Green and vote Nader.
And all that remains is the faces and the claims
Of the unions, the gays and the squatters.
And Dubya’s judges soon will be confirmed.
Old Hillary steams while she plots and schemes;
She can’t wait for ’08 to get here.
And farther below DU still blows
They whine and throw fits in their despair,
FreeRepublic will host as the FReepers all post
With the Polls of November remembered.
At the Democrat National Committee.
A tinny bell chimed till it rang two or three times
For each state won by John F’n Kerry.
The legend lives on from the Chappaqua on down
Of the cold fish they call 'Bitchy Gloomy.'
Hillary, they said, never gives up for dead
When the Polls of November come early!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2168. To: Landru, stand watie, Taxman, sultan88, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, MeekOneGOP, dead (#2167)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment Devours!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2169. To: MoJo2001 (#2168)
Thanks, MoJo...
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2170. To: hondo68, buckeroo, A K A Stone, OldeManBritt, OldeManSchmitt, YoungLassDani, N.E. POEleaseMAN (#2075)
POE-leeZE let him outta whatever purgatory I am QUITE shore he earned by being RUDE and obstinate...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2171. To: All (#2133)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
TheDonald sings R tune.
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please TRUMPsterz, join the fray!!
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez HOO cares...fer Liberty!!
All of Right's dreams SHALL come true!!
All the world SHALL B Right...
TheDonald loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
O.N.E.** to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems all-RIGHT now...
We've found a Prez HOO cares...4 Liberty!!
All of MUDZ dreams SHALL come true!!
Lead the world 'CUZ WE'RE Right!!
Ne'er TRUMPsterz...U should join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
Levin shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
And MUD shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2172. To: All Vets and their Families (#2171)
(Edited)
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil?
How many mothers' tears?
How many died at sea?
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play,
And felt a sudden chill.
That Taps had meant "Amen,"
When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.
At the bottom of the sea,
Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free."
Thank you for your service.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2173. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, Happygal, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, ForGod'sSake, BOBTHENAILER (#2172)
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2174. To: All (#2173)
I fought and died at Valley Forge with General Washington;
I was there at Gettysburg on that tragic, tragic day.
When brother fought against brother - the blue against the grey.
Some came back to fight again - but I just lie there still.
I went to France with A.E.F. to bring the peace to you;
I was twenty-one and full of fun - I never saw twenty-two.
Lying silently with my shipmates on the U.S.S. Arizona at the bottom of the sea.
D-Day June 6th 1944, we hit the beaches of Normandy
And we fought uphill every inch of the way.
But what a terrible price we had to pay.
I served on an U.S. submarine, the bravest of the brave,
Until a German depth charge gave us a watery grave.
But in the attack we were hit with flack - I ll never bomb anymore.
In Korea I heard the C.O. shout We ll make it - I am sure we will.
I lost my life to try and take a spot called Pork Chop Hill.
I am one of sixty thousand that never will return.
I left my town, my wife, my kids, my home, so cozy and warm;
I was killed in a scud attack in a war called Desert Storm!
And so in my eternity my thoughts are all for thee,
I ll never forget my America....
I pray she remembers me."
World War II U.S. Air Force - Combat Veteran
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2175. To: war, Ethyl Mertz, STANKYpete (#1624)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2176. To: goldilucky, Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, Diva Betsy Ross, sultan88, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, blackie, AuntB (#1852)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2177. To: Liberator, Flora MacDonald, jla, iceskater, AdSimp, Race Bannon (#1992)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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