Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1420067 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life.
That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.
See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!!
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!!
However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic]
What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!!
Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed...
and the Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't...
I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
"Hello, Willard!!" (To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Hello, Willard... Nice to FReep ya... You Communist SLIME!! Yer just as corrupt... As you usedta be!!
How's Ol' Hill'ry?! And her FAT THIGHS... You'll pay fer yer crimes!! And you know it... MUD's yer destiny!!
Be scair't, Willard... MUD ain't foolin'... Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!! Fergit yer leg'cy... You'll die inside a cell!!
What I'm trying to say... Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!! But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Buck up, Willie... Right detests you... Justice is yer FATE!! Right shall scold you... Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
F*** you, Willie!! I'm yer nem'sis... It's yer TREASON I hate!! How'd the Chi-Coms... KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Goodbye, Willard... Prison calls you... Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!! You'll pay fer memories... Of the kids you slaughtered, too!! 'Cuz if God should ever find it... In His heart to forgive you.. I'm here, Willie... MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken... DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATS're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench fergot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!! Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS... WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!! 'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!! Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!! TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!! Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!! White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!
Mudboy Slim
YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!! MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul. Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... 'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!" Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'... Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...) I'm gonna be somebody!!! One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!! I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top... But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio... Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around... When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night... MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'... It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes... Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!! I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!! You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged, for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.
Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD
201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
"ALL of these schools are in predominately minority Dim neighborhoods in cities controlled by Democrats. Looks to me like the Dims have a plan on place to keep the next generation of Dim voters living on the Dim Plantation because you can bet the bank on one thing, if ANY of these children ever move out of those neighborhoods to anywhere but rehab or prison,it will due to mandatory AA hiring policies."
Can U say Chicago's CABRINI GREEN?! L.A.'s WATTS?! FREE Federal Housing WHEREver!!!
SATANZ cauldrons ALL, imho!!
Even a BLIND squirrelLEE dude like U comes up with a NUT every ONCE in a blue MOOOn, Pete.
"U go, [Blind]Squirrel!!"
NOW...off 2 the showers 4 U and Ethyl and Willie Green and war and meguro...MUD
BTW...YO!! STONE'd...2 many dudes in O.N.E. shower OFFENSE...time out 4 someBUTTbuddies.
#2011. To: A K A Stone, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONEy Run, STONE'd Brewery, BRADY D'Angelo, AG Mark Herring, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Kim Chen, WEEWillieDINKinz (#1961)
Posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..." (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!! MUD sez, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD sed, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, BOY, I sure pray U git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Who sent me here with her FREEgaurdz 4 everyO.N.E.!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem HOZ, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
#2013. To: dwbh, Landru, Paul Cruce, dead, El Rushbo, Cal, ironman, superman, aquaMAN?!, TheFLASH (#2011)
"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")
My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick... 'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!" But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do... Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!! Prison's Right where you belong... Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!! We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!! Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down... But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!! Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game O.N.E. step ahead of MUD... And U WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!
Re-Impeach Slick Willie!! Prison's right where Slick belongs!!! Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE... Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!! You'd best RESIGN, Billy...
(Guitar Jammin')
Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three... Feds told me 2 stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!! Now MUDZ gotta Band, we're gettin' better every day... Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta TRUMP's way!!" Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!! HELL is right where you belong!! You've met yer match, boy, U TREASONOUS SCUM... Ain't gonna see no more damage done!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!
1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)
BTW...if Slick takes the first swing, a Patriot could whup Slick's ARSE and the SS wood BEE inclined 2 stand by and watch. Hint hint...LOL!! And MUDZ o.n.e. hellUVA TAUNTer, too2tutu2to...) B^D>)***#
Just sayin'...
39 posted on Saturday, October 27, 2001 7:38:30 AM by Mudboy Slim
An American, Dad, Vet, Clinton Legacy Cookbook Chef, an all around good guy..LOL | Nov 10 2001 | Carlo3b
Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b
"Rush Limbaugh has single-handedly brought us to a stage in our politics that we have the luxury to complain about how conservative this or that jerk Republican is, in what power position of control within our government. Rush is my hero, and always will be, and if you are over 50 and can remember where we Republicans came from, it will remind you what he did for all of us, that lived and suffered through it while sober.
"It must have been 1988 or early '89, I was driving the interstate in Houston, when I switched radio channels and heard Rush the very first time. These were difficult times politically, the media had a full court press on, to soften the newly elected Bush Sr for the political slaughter that would mark the entire 4 years of his administration. It was obvious from the beginning, that the dignified President G H Bush, and his experienced adult and truly exceptional advisors were no match for the political task that lay ahead. The left, had endured Reagan, and his fatal near charm for 8 long years, and that was just about all they could handle.
"Every TV and radio news station, every newspaper, each and every commentator in the public arena of political, academic, financial and entertainment life, was working off the same script... "this is the worse economy, worse indicators, worse direction our national health, and poor homeless citizenry have ever endured ...Blah blah blah" ...HUH .....WHAT??? WHERE??? WHO????
"Didn't anyone remember THE "Double Digit" CARTER, or THE "Double Crossing" JOHNSON, or THE "Duel Devils" KENNEDY, administrations??? Apparently not on the nation scene, with the exception of few intellectual writers, a couple of obscure and totally despised and dismissed former Republican politicians, only one moderate voice, Paul Harvey, no one was speaking out for me .....until ... MR. RUSH LIMBAUGH.
"When I heard him say, "It's lies, all lies, damned lies, and we didn't have to sit quietly and listen to it without saying so!!!!!!.." Whoa!!! YES!!! Who was this guy?? How could he say these things, and get away with it?? How long before someone in a position of power hears him, and shuts him down.. HA! In the interim, I'm going to do everything I can to encourage him, amplify his words, promote his station, and get as many others as I can to do the same. I think I opened the very first Houston "RUSH ROOM", a lunchtime, radios blasting Rush showcase.
"At first, the culture shock and my blatant bias worked to the detriment of my own business. However, within 3 months we were packed again, only with a different mix of people ..these were for the most part ...LOL.. the new choir. When it started, people would look around and wonder what was happening. Arguments broke out spontaneously, and people listened intently, and commented across tables, and between strangers, among the classes and cultures ..it was a nervous, high five, laughing, red-faced, shouting mix of radicals. To say the least, not everyone agreed with my change of atmosphere, I was screamed at, and scolded, and cursed, and applauded, and yes ...thanked!
"Rush, you may not be able to hear me, but thank GOD, I can still hear you. You are and always will be an inspiration to hard core conservatives, and clear thinking people of the world. Just thought someone should say so... God Bless you Rush, I love you my friend!
* * * * * * *
"Care to comment??"
1 posted on Saturday, November 10, 2001 9:05:37 AM by carlo3b
#2016. To: LoneGreenEyeshade, Mudboy Slim, cdwright, Victoria Delsoul, dwbh, Landru, Jim Robinson, NoDemocratsIn2000, FallGuy (#2015)
"MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits..."
I DO AGREE:
THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE... Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song. Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny. Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many. Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!
ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES...
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope. Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity. Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed. Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!
THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES...
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too! The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is! Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees! …Go for it…and thanks.
LOL,LGE
510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiendZ o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
#2141. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician, Landru, jla, goldilucky (#2140)
"RATS Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell RATS' smell?!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATS smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATS smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
