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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1287694
Comments: 3286

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2111. To: MeeknMing, goldilucky, ChaseR, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, hchutch (#2110) (Edited)

[goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken
from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country.
"

EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
as the "sacrificial lamb" in an ULTIMATELY-FUTILE attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...

"The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE- IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

108 posted on Monday, February 24, 2003 5:32:14 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach and CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-16   12:57:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2112. To: hondo68, redleghunter, Gatlin, TLBSHOW, nolu_chan, StinkyPete, Landru, FunkyDan (#2075) (Edited)

"Black XIV"

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But some FEY FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O- OLTS!!...4 RATZ Big Guv'ment and seditious aims!!
Folks must B BOLD, fight the LIES Media LIES 2 explain!!
Folks must B TOLD, Willie's a FREAK, MUD'd always sing...
FLAMErz B BOLD, RightWing's gonna take it all and Build a bright NEW DAY!!

Mudboy Slim

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YO!! EVERYBODY!!!

Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on Wednesday, March 19**, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim

BTW...**XIV years AGO tomorrow...hmmm.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:22:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2113. To: kristinn, Angelwood, LiberteeBell, 1 Olgoat, 103198, 11Bush, 1234, a6intruder, aculeus (#2112)

ATTENTION Old Dominion FReepers!!

On Sunday, the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavilion in Richmond, VA.
This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our Great Country!!
Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilKlinton/William JeffersonClinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

The budding new Old Dominion FReeper Chapter is arranging for permission to erect a booth to allow the 10,000 Rally Attendees to find out what FReepin's all about...
please join US at 1:00 pm near the Innsbrook Pavilion with whatever signage or flags you can rustle up!!

It's gonna be a HOOt...So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

20 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:54:53 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Soddom...Yer PalestinianPalacePizza!!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2114. To: hondo68 (#2075)

"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

NEVER!! Then again...I do like a good fantasy on occasion...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:31:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2115. To: conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, Taxman, Cyber-Band, stand watie, KLT (#2112)

"Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd strum a few bars, sing 'bout DemWhores and he'd bury songs all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right, Slim'd dig 'em up out of the ground.
He'd pour his heart out 'bout RatWhores on the Black and sung his passions through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry ol' man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

(work in progress...)

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

367 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:42:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2116. To: All (#2115)

To: All

1.3.5.6.9.10.11.12.15.18.20.21.22.24.25.27.30.33!!**
You do the math...MUD

**Potential CelebrityJudgeStatus Implications!!

204 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 1:55:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:45:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2117. To: All (#2116)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-18   15:49:48 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2118. To: goldilucky (#1852)

"Have a great weekend, Mudboy."

"You're growing out of some of your problems,
but there are others that you're growing into."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

When, in the course of LIFE, is this NOT the case?!

And YES, I had a wunnerful weekend, ma'am...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   15:37:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2119. To: hondo68, buckeroo, AKAz Stoned (#2075)

"Black XX"

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...SHALL BE imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FLAMErz keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

--------------------------------------------------

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   15:54:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2120. To: conservativemusician, bigman, M. Thatcher (#2119)

"MUDZ preSCIENCE is twentyTWENTY XX..XX 20..20!!"

"Hussein's BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

1 posted on 03/03/2003 6:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   16:03:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2121. To: All (#2114)

Even if the HildaBEEST wouldda won, she wouldda been IMPEACHED on her Inauguration Day!!

Good ridDANCE 2 all KlintonOIDZ...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   16:10:17 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2122. To: All (#2121)

"Thunderous Thighs"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")

I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille...
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!

Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl...
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!

So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck...
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...

Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!

But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh...
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...

So now Slick's down on his luck...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!

Mudboy Slim

97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   16:17:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2123. To: Snow Bunny, AuntB, Clinton's a liar, PhiKapMom, Taxman, Ragtime Cowgirl, Alamo-Girl (#2122)

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot HOO sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Babs Streisand!!"

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left,
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, TheDONALD shall lead us with Reason!!"

And a new day will dawn...
For those HOO stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go...
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard...
MUDZ tunes will come to you AT LAST!!
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-20   16:30:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2124. To: All (#2073)

""Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!"
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")

Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home...
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time...
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

RATbot world loves our enemies...
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUDZ prey...
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's RATZ bane!!

Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!

Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-21   10:16:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2125. To: Jethro Tull (#2124)

"Rockin' 'Til We Win This War!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' On Heaven's Door")

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Limbaugh, play these songs to help the FRee!!
Right shan't lose face anymore.
Thread's a long black crowd followin' me...
FReep 'cuz Right's squashin' RATS' Lib'ral whore'd!!

Rock, rock, rock...
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

(Guitar pickin' and harmonica...)

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Mudboy Slim (5/20/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-21   10:21:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2126. To: Coral Snake (#2125)

"Tales of Bold Patriots!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")

You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever...
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!

Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaukRATs...
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to build a shining City!!

Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence...
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!

Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered...
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!

Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!

The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!

Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-21   10:26:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2127. To: Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN, nolu_chan, RickyJ, ferret mike, A K A Stone, continental op (#2126)

"BTW..."
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")

Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!

Way Right...we're marked...
Limbaugh...root cause!!

Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason...
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!

Dubyuh...mudrats...
World stage...Nags Head!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Black thread...hope's thick...
Song shop...git Slick!!

FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one...
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!

Strong words...steel spine...
Brash acts...stand strong!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

(chant)

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-21   10:34:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2128. To: Liberator, goldilucky, jla, Happygal, cherrybomb_88, sultan88, 88, Landru, FunkyDan Medina (#1992)

"You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Been there, done that...
YOUTH is wasted on the Young, but Experience is INdispensable 2 attaining WISDOM!!

Stay 4ever YOUNG...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2129. To: All (#2039)

"So God Made A Liberal..."

Heh heh heh...Obamabot RAT-Minions have become $hillaryBOT RAT-whiners/THUGZ!!

Willfully igNOrant, brainDEAD MOronz SUCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2130. To: Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, Brian S, Ferret Mike, BorisY, meguro, A K A Stone (#2129)

"All Dem Lib'rals Must Be Stoned!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))

They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good...
They'll stone you just like Rush said they would...
They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home...
They'll stone you 'cuz RATS think yer all alone!!
Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!

RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS...
RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!!
RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord...
RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!!
Folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!

Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable...
Left'll stone you just 'cuz yer young and able...
Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck...
Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!"
Folks, I shall not Brief Barack alone...
All Dem Marxists must be stoned!!

Well RATS stone you and say that they're yer friends...
RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again...
RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars...
RATS stone you when MUD's playing his guitar!!
Still folks, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Statists must be stoned!!
That's Right!!

(Improvised Syntaurs FreakJam)

Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone...
Lib'rals stone you when you are outta Hope...
Lib'rals stone you whenever you are brave...
Lib'rals stone you when RATS tax you 2 yer grave!!
Still, I do not feel so all alone...
All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!

Mudboy Slim (13 October 2009)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2131. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2122)

"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

WOO HOO...WOO HOO...WOO HOO...

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2132. To: All (#2131)

"Black is Back!!"
(To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")

Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
We say, "Let's pray."
Guv'ment, go away!!
Oh-oh, what can we do??
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.

If Left has its way,
Freedoms stripped away.
Big Guv'ment's not Right...
Reject the Network spin-in-in...
Oh-oh, what can we do?!!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.

[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
When did Right do wrong?!

Bad is bad,
Dem Marxists are so sad.
Let's fight fer Right...
Let us find peace of mind.
Oh oh. what can I do?!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.

[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong...
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!

Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
It's gray, it's gray,
More taxes ain't The Way!!
Oh-oh, what can we do?!
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...

Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2133. To: A K A Stone, Brady d'ANGELo, Mayor STONEy, Sal MUDmonSKY, dirtyFRank, EricC, holdonnow, BufordP, kristinn, Jim Robinson, justAmy, Grampa Dave, ANGELwood, Cal, ironman, stand watie, TAXman (#1961)

"Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

NONsense...FAKEnews...
CNNnooYAWKslimezMSNBCnprPBSwashingtonCOMpostABCcbsNBC

eQuAlZ...

DeeCee-p'OWN'd RAT-media PROpaGANDIsts!!!

IGNORE duhhhh Vast, LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2134. To: Liberator (#1993)

"Black XXII"

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight 4 yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

------------------------------------------------------------------

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Justice is its own reward...MUD

1 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2003 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2135. To: Flurry, Conspiracy Guy (#2134)

"Sick and Tired"

I’m sick of being sick and tired,
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.

Flurry 11/4/03

6 posted on TuesDAY, November 04, 2003 10:37:48 AM by Conspiracy Guy
(Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2136. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, jla, sultan88, MeeknMing, stand watie, EdZep, cherry_bomb88, FBD (#2135)

"Black's DAWG!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")

Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!!
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gon' make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!

Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.

Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still,
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady".
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, U Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!

Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUDZ FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, MUD knowz, Right must be Bold...
RATS're RACIST Lib'rals ain't got no soul.

Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.

All I ask for...all I pray,
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gon' come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make MUD a happy man!!

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Ohhh ye-ah.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em do it now.
Babe! Babe!
Wooh, keep doin' it babe.

[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.

[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.

Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )]

Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now.

56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2137. To: hondo68, sultan88, KLT, Landru, Jethro Tull, buckeroo, A K A StoneD (#2075)

"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")

Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!

CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Some very kewl guitar jammin')

My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!

CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Mo' betta guitar jammin')

Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

Mudboy Slim

101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2138. To: Fracas, sneakypete, Clinton's a liar, coteblanche, Anthem, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher (#2095)

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast?!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'pret Lib'rals, Y won't U come 2 yer senses?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may B LOSErs, but there's a New World before U...
U better let the FLAMErz love U,
U better let Rush Limbaugh teach U..B-4 it's 2 late!!

FReegards...MUD

141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2139. To: A K A Stone, Sam Clemons, Tom Sawyer, HuckFinn, Jim, InjunJOE, redXinMUD (#1961) (Edited)

"Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.
You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by."

-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Ol' SammyCeez gotzta B referencing either the ObamaNation AND/or the VILLAGE of $hillaryBOT MORONZ/minionz.

Imho...MUD

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#2140. To: dead, jla, MeeknMing, Grampa Dave, Landru, sultan88, kristinn, JohnHuang2, FBD (#2016)

"Black XXIII"

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiendZ o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

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#2141. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, conservativemusician, Landru, jla, goldilucky (#2140)

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

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#2142. To: TylerPotterfield, EdZep, Paul Cruce, kristinn, Angelwood, Taxman, FreeTheHostages, sauropod, stand watie, KLT, ELS, BufordP, tgslTakoma (#1991)

"DeeCee FReeper Bop!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop")

Singin' like a lark just the other day, FReepers,
Whattaya, whattaya think I saw?!!
Crowds of Sheeple sittin' smokin' grass with greasy, smelly hair said...
"Mudboy, won'tcha join our Cause?!!"

Left don't know how it is...
RATS really don't know what slime Slick was,
Lib'ral Whore'd!!
So I asked 'em if Left could shed Slick's bile!!

I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really,
Really out of my mind.
Just then Dem RINObots stepped up to me asked US, said,
"Please, hey would we care
To all move along?" "Move along?!!!"

FReepers know...
We ask y'all to stay and FReep and have some fun,
Right's on a ROLL!!
You know that yer FRiends will all drop by.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.

DemonRATS, take a good look at yourself and describe what you see
And Lib'rals, RINOs 'n' RATS, do ya like it?!!
There you sit, sittin' scair't like a wart on a hog, trustin',
Ahhh...not tryin' to fight it!!!

Left really don't care that we're comin',
Hoh-hoh-hoah.
We know that it's only they're weak of spine. Oh, oh, oh.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.

If you come down to the FReep today, Lurkers, you'd better...
You'd better open your eyes!!! Whoah~ooh~oh yeah.
Folks down here really do care, really do care, Right cares, really do...
Which, which way Truth 'n' Justice li__es.

So I've decided what I'm gonna do now.
So I'm packin' my bags to join the DeeCee FReepers...
Where the Patriots go now.
Up to Capitol Hill where good spirits fl__y.

Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Help Dubyuh...Let's Roll!!
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh.
The Sheeple Shall Know!!

Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh hooh~ooh~ooh.
The Sheeple Shall Know!!

Work in progress...MUD

132 posted on 10/21/2002 3:02:09 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2143. To: Eddie Van Halen, David LEE roth, theBigMan, DiscoDave, JayMO, fingerz, Mick, Snake, BillyB, MonMO, Earl thePearl MONroe (#2142)

"Terry's Lyin'!!"
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")

Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!!
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!!

McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, FEYreez cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terrie's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been RIGHT here before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!

MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just 2 Let Slick know HOOS Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie, Yer Gonna Fall, U Slime!!
'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!
"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATZ'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

311 posted on Monday, January 26, 2004 1:45:08 PM by Mudboy Slim

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#2144. To: All (#2143)

"Walk On The VILE Side!!"
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")

Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K...
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"

John Huang came from Beijing in Red China.
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Tobackky Al never once gave it away,
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"

BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo...
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"

HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#2145. To: PapaJohn, MamaSue, A. Carol, U. Kenny, bippy, mad DOG, Boris, Brutus, BBBTMWTP, JessieLEE, JAKEYboy (#2144)

"IF"
By Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
so hold on when there is nothing in you
butt the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";

You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

FReegards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#2146. To: All Old Dominion VOTERZ (#2145)

"Terry McAuliffe: The Manchurian Chairman/VA Governor?"

Terry McAuliffe, whom we ought to call the Manchurian Chairman, hit a new low Sunday, saying on ABC's "This Week": "George Bush never served in our military in our country. He didn't show up when he should have showed up. And there's John Kerry on the stage with a chest full of medals that he earned by saving the lives of American soldiers. So, as John Kerry says, 'Bring it on!'"

McAuliffe is to politics what MTV is to Superbowl halftime shows: Low, tacky, and a failure. He is also increasingly unstable to the point that Democratic Party pros have to worry about what he'll say next. Yesterday's pratfall was a perfect example of an attention-starved ego diverting the press from the themes that the candidates are trying to develop onto a stupid comment and the clean- up that follows.

McAuliffe has long been a candidate message-killer – so much so that the anti- Clinton wing of the Dems suspects he's programmed to take down anyone who gets in the way of Hillary's potential run in '08. Crackpot allegations from the Begala school of broadcasting sure don't help the Kerry campaign, so you have to wonder about the Manchurian Chairman theory, though I think the evidence supports the much more simple proposition that McAuliffe is a world-class fool with too much money and powerful friends who didn't think about the Peter Principle until it was too late.

The Dems are stuck with McAuliffe through the convention, for which the Republican Party should be thankful. Having a buffoon in charge of the opposition is the sort of gift that keeps giving, as anyone who can recall McAuliffe's '02 prediction about the Florida governor's race or his '03 prediction about the California recall will attest.

McAuliffe's decision to deny that service in the national guard is service in the military – even as thousands of national guard have served in Iraq – is a blunder larger than any of his others, and trafficking in discredited urban myths gives you a glimpse of McAuliffe's desperation to turn the conversation to anything except Kerry's way-left voting record, or his role in the Dean meltdown, or the failure of Wes Clark to capture any significant support outside the loon caucus.

For the record: President Bush served in the Texas Air National Guard from May of 1968 to October of 1973. The long-ago discredited allegations that the president was AWOL (Absent WithOut Leave) are a feature of the Michael Moore crowd who point to a period of months when Bush was working on a campaign in Alabama, from May to November 1972, and did not fly. As the New York Times has reported in the past: "A National Guard official and Mr. Bush's spokesmen have said that he made up the missed dates, as Guard regulations allow."

Republican National Committee Chair Ed Gillespie labeled McAuliffe's lies "slanderous," "despicable," and "reprehensible" – which they are – but not even the dimwits in the national press corps are going to chase that rabbit, so only McAuliffe and the party he leads look bad as a result." .....

Drip drip drip drip...MUD

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#2147. To: All (#889)

"Black XXIV"

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

695 posted on 12/23/2003

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#2148. To: conservativemusician (#2147)

"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea- dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-24   10:35:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2149. To: All (#2148)

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Chorus:(All together)
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

My very first pistol was a cap and ball colt
Shoots as fast as lightin' but it loads a mighty slow
Loads a mighty slow and soon i found out
It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out

So then i went and bought myself a colt 45
Called a peacemaker but i never knew why
Never knew why, i didn't understand
'Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's VirileStag!!"

(Mini-jam)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's fight against DeeCee's CLOWNS...
Caught Dem Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry flailed at Mudboy, never thought his scams would fall!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, 'bout Slick Willie's right hand...
Bill Clinton's right hand, the devil's Made Man.
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Work in progress...MUD

231 posted on 11/26/2002 3:20:20 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-03-24   10:50:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2150. To: All (#901)

Plug the damned LEAKS, oh All-Powerful,Great&MercifulLordMessiahObama...make DemRATZ stop...MUD

BTW...twenty-one FITTY!!

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#2151. To: Reagan Man, ArneFufkin, coteblanche, Sabertooth, ravinson (#2150)

"Truckin'!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")

Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!!
Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man...
Together - more or less in time...
Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...

Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street

Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!!
Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep...
Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!

Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York - got the ways and means
but just won't let you be

Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love
Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' like drones!!
One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'...
Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!

Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man
Once told me you got to play your hand
RINOZ - OUR Power ain't worth a dime...
If you don't lay 'em down!!

Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see...
Other times, RATS assault the FRee!!
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been!!

What in the world ever became of Slick Will?
Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!!
Living with RATS, the HildaBeest and Cocaine...
All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"

Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down...
Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!!
Takes time - you pick a place to go...
And just keep Truckin' on!!

Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers...
Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!!
I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble...
'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!

Rushbo...Come and Help US FReep!!
Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!!
ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!!
Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...

You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel...
Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!!
You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying...
DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!

Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
what a long strange trip it's been

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on

Almost done...MUD

146 posted on Monday, March 01, 2004 11:27:31 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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