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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)
Can't we all just get along?
Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?
I'm puzzled... Maybe a folk song? MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done] I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore... He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life. That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!! I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan. However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008. See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!! MUD
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!! However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic] What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!! Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed... and the What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!! I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
I did. I stand by my statement.
YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
"Packrat's got yer number, war!!" LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor. So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so. I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't... I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!! Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
He'll be back over at LP before too long with some retread name. He'll bite his foul tongue for awhile but eventually being the dirty little angry midgetman he really is, his personae will show through after time.
Hello, Willard... How's Ol' Hill'ry?! Be scair't, Willard... What I'm trying to say... Buck up, Willie... F*** you, Willie!! Goodbye, Willard... Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 31-year ex-active-service Naval Officer): "This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack. Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes. The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity. No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be. As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man." FReegards...MUD 201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim Still believe Dubyuh is a relatively decent man and was a better-than- average POTUS...but he wasn't EVER up 2 the task of taking on the RATS and "draining the swamp"...MUD
...1.5 Million Poor Dead S.E. Asian Souls at the hands of invading Communist Bullies long ago... Thanks to: WALTER CRONKITE Thanks to them all. Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 / NEVER FORGET" 162 posted on 3/6/2003, 12:02:44 AM by ALOHA RONNIE
Oh Justice, Oh Justice, Oh, Justice, EVERYBODY NOW... Oh Justice, 170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
Long as I remember, Won't do Grecian Form'la, Tried to trim the white ones by Charlie Henrickson Not bad...not bad at all...MUD
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... Slick's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me... Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on 01/15/2002 4:33 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
1911 of U.S. Navy Serial Number 13199 - This pistol was part of a Navy contract of 1000 guns shipped to the U.S. Navy, General Storekeeper, U.S. Navy Yard, Brooklyn, N.Y. on November 9, 1912 1911, a good year.
Rush he must be kind of ill Are the stars out tonight? The moon maybe high I don't know if we're in a freep, You are here 547½ posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:40:37 AM by Mudboy Slim- NOT!! (CinC USOC) --------------------------------------------------------------- To: 3D-Joy;cindyTrueSupporter;concretebob;Doctor Raoul;GunsAreOK;Jimmy Valentine's bro... "Mudboy's in love!" 548 posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:48:59 AM by BufordP
The art critics have deemed you to be a silly mofo, ain't dat de shitz? You are here....
U gotz duh ZACKlees...yer BREATH smellz ZACKLEE like FRed/ethYlz/warz BUNGhole...MUD33 (Compliments of the BOOOring Fortune program.) whatevahhh...MUD
Freeee buckeroo !!!
"Liberty" It was 1942, and you were 16 years old Karen Thompson Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), God Bless the American Military Veterans...MUD
FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... Float on by...down this River of Life... Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! FReedom...not just words to me... Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! Hey Paul...Great song, mi amigo...MUD 161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'... But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)
Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton "The Vile Clinton" Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT... Lemme do what I wanna do... Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD 124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim 108 posted on Monday, February 24, 2003 5:32:14 AM by Mudboy Slim
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#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)
...yer defense of the ObamaNation...
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
#40. To: war (#32)
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)
I never claimed that he did...
#83. To: war (#45)
(Edited)
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
#88. To: war (#84)
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion
Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
#93. To: war (#90)
(Edited)
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)
I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
#96. To: war (#94)
"I did. I stand by my statement."
#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)
YOU LIE!!
#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)
#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)
#112. To: war (#106)
"I don't do cross board wars..."
#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)
(Edited)
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
#129. To: war (#115)
"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."
#148. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)
you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#1863. To: Mudboy Slim, misterwhite, gatlin, deckard (#1861)
#1906. To: A K A Stone, George W. Bush (#1863)
From back when I thought maybe--just MAYBE--Dubyuh could've been a POTUS more like Reagan than like the senior Bush...turned out 2 B wishful thinking.
#1907. To: ALOHA RONNIE, Mudboy Slim, Joy Angela, Ragtime Cowgirl, flamefront, SMEDLEYBUTLER, RonDog (#1906)
HILLARY RODHAM
BILL CLINTON
JOHN KERRY
PAT HAYDEN
JANE FONDA
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#1908. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers (#1907)
(2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
#1909. To: Charles Henrickson (#1908)
(To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")
I've looked thirty-three.
I hear the waitress sayin',
"Must see some ID."
Who can guess my age is
Fifty years today?
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll spot the gray?
And I don't want Just For Men.
I can say the white hairs
Are blond ones just mixed in.
Still the gray keeps comin',
More and more each day,
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?
Out of my goatee,
But if I shave it all off,
I'll look seventeen!
Still the gray keeps comin'--
Make it go away!
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?
March 7, 2003
#1910. To: Cyber-Band (#1909)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2 B INDICTED 4 his crimes!!
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
#1911. To: Mudboy Slim, 1911 (#1910)
(Edited)
#2036. To: BufordP, hondo68, Disco Dave, 3D-JOY, cindy-true-supporter, concretebob, Doctor Raoul, GunsareOK (#1911)
(To be sung 2 the Flamingo's "I Only Have Eyes For You")
He can't see anyone but Hill.
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Disco.
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.
or on a crowded street.
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
#2038. To: Mudboy Slim (#2036)
(Edited)
d silliness of Mudboy Slim..!
#2073. To: hondo68 (#2038)
A: Three. O.N.E. 2 report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people,
O.N.E. 2 report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness,
and O.N.E. 2 win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place."
#2075. To: Mudboy Slim, Trump wars, buckeroo (#2073)
#2107. To: hondo68, jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#2075)
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.
who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal
as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."
#2108. To: pokerboy, PokerFace, Paul Topete (#2107)
(To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!"
Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!!
Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!!
Don't burn that flag...right in front of me...
Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!!
Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes...
Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
(Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)
#2109. To: The Boss (#2108)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
#2110. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique (#2109)
"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
#2111. To: MeeknMing, goldilucky, ChaseR, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, hchutch (#2110)
(Edited)
from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country."
as the "sacrificial lamb" in an ULTIMATELY-FUTILE attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE- IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach and CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")
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