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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...MUD 744 posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 4:23:39 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) Strangers..acquaintances..FRenemies..cohorts..allies..friendz.. Makes no matter 2 moi...as long as the DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ R dispatched 2 OBLIVION!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist WHORE'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin'...) (Chorus) Gonna ROCK this NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Black XIV FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Time has passed and our vigilance has faded," claimed New York's junior senator. The HildaBEEST is THE MOST CORRUPT candidate 4 POTUS in American History!! And had Ol' PHAT Hitlery won, she wouldda been IMPEACHED on the day she took the Oath of Office...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BOO HOO HOO, U lowlife LOSERS!! Sheeesh...whatta buncha whiney SCUMbags...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Traitor EX-President... Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Heads Up...Mudboy Slim 2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Algore's a genteel woah-man... (Guitar strummin') Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... You need re-educatin'... Late Justice is still Justice... FReegards...MUD 2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim 240 posted on Friday, January 31, 2003 8:53:56 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) This statement is equally applicable 2 architects, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically- chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill! Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self- styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, "The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"... MUD 1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim Slick's Goin' DOWN...MUD 702 posted on Saturday, February 08, 2003 9:58:22 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Just a few people Clinton didn't have to Pardon. 1. James McDougal--Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation." (He was also denied heart medication against doctor's orders, as I recall.) "2. Mary Mahoney--A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House. "3. Vince Foster--Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head; ruled a suicide. "4. Ron Brown--Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. "5. C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser--Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization. Died in a private plane crash in July 1992. "6. Paul Tulley--Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor". "7. Ed Willey--Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events." "8. Jerry Parks--Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died, the files were mysteriously removed from his house." "9. James Bunch--Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas." "10. James Wilson--Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. "11. Kathy Ferguson--Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones." "12. Bill Shelton--Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound. Also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee. "13. Gandy Baugh--Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. "14. Florence Martin--Accountant and sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds." "15. Suzanne Coleman--Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head; ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. "16. Paula Grober--Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident." "17. Danny Casolaro--Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation." "18. Paul Wilcher--Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death. "19. Jon Parnell Walker--Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corporation. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee scandal. "20. Barbara Wise--Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce." (I still can't believe this one didn't get as much--or MORE--coverage as the Chandra Levy Murder.) "21. Charles Meissner--Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance. Died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. "22. Dr. Stanley Heard--Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee. Died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council, personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother." "23. Barry Seal--Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas; death was no accident. "24. Johnny Lawhorn Jr.--Mechanic...Found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole. "25. Stanley Huggins--Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released. "26. Hershell Friday--Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded. "27. Kevin Ives & Don Henry--Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said..."due to falling asleep on railroad tracks." Later reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury." "THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION IN THE IVES/HENRY CASE: "THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD: 566 posted on Thursday, February 06, 2003 5:00:49 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Billie Clinton's goin' strong... INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!! Country's heard too many lies... INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm... (Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!) Can't wait to see the Moral Right... INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! And the SYNtaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD 399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!! (ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...) If you got RATviews, you needta sing MUDZ blues...Be Sane!! (ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...) Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!! Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!! (ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade) FReegards...MUD 493 posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 4:35:09 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD 427 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 4:47:14 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Stranglehold!!" Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Slick, you married a BI+C# now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) FLAMErz, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Leftist views are 4 PhatCows!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Slick Willie's PREY...MUD 1 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!! Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!! When MUD comes to town, (TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...) RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids... Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!! When MUD comes to town, (Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!) When MUD comes to town, (Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!) I was there when Left crucified my Lord... When MUD comes to town, (second solo by the BigMan) "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........." Mudboy Slim 389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, Mudboy pointed down the road... "I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... "Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUDZ FRiend," Well, MackerPee, he panicked, Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, (Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!) Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... Well, the moral of the story, Work in progress...MUD 225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom." And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that MUD Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT Views: 494172 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades... Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!! 'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!! Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!! Heh heh heh...MUD 138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Let me tell ya 'bout a dude Fuzzball has a lot of fun “Keep Freepin’, Freepin’ JLA shows up in fancy clothes Watching Happygal in her slacks, He’s talkin’, talkin’ Listen a while, FDB wearin’ blue jeans. Man you oughtta see Ice go, Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh, IT’S 12 O’CLOCK, sultan88 602 posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2003 10:21:16 AM by sultan88 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, the top Clinton operative who holds elected office, is under investigation yet again. This time, it involves $120,000 given to McAuliffe's gubernatorial campaign by a billionaire who served in China's communist legislature. McAuliffe's business and political dealings have raised questions repeatedly. For example, in the 1990s, as McAuliffe set records raising money for the Clintons, congressional investigators uncovered a Chinese government scheme to funnel money to the Clinton operation through a number of businesspeople, including a man named "Charlie" Trie. In that case, 94 people either refused questioning, pled the Fifth Amendment, or left the country. During that period, McAuliffe helped a company named Loral Space get seats on official trade missions, and, reportedly with McAuliffe's intervention, the Clinton administration overruled national security officials to approve a Loral deal that gave China critical missile technology. Loral's CEO became the largest donor to the Democratic National Committee, where McAuliffe became chairman. In 2009, McAuliffe founded GreenTech Automotive, a manufacturer of electric vehicles. "If you have good green projects, there are billions of dollars that are looking for those projects," he said at the time. Soon after, McAuliffe received a package of special-interest "incentives" — loans, grants and targeted tax breaks — from state and local governments in Mississippi to build a plant there. The taxpayers' care package totaled at least $5 million. At the plant's ribbon-cutting, Bill Clinton was an honored guest. Why did McAuliffe, running for governor in Virginia, build his plant in Mississippi? Because Virginia provided no taxpayer goodies. The Virginia Economic Development Partnership, which hands out "development incentives," was "dubious of the project from its beginning." One official wrote, "This company is a complete start-up venture and it appears the management team has no previous experience in automotive manufacturing." Despite "failing to satisfy questions about its financing and viability," McAuliffe kept looking for government handouts. The Wall Street Journal's Kim Strassel went so far as to call the fundraising ploy "Terry McAuliffe's Solyndra" and a "crony-capitalist embarrassment." The Mississippi project was supposed to produce 1,500 jobs. Later, company officials dropped that to 350 by late 2014. A recent group photo of employees shows about 75 people. But there's more to the GreenTech story than crony capitalism: McAuliffe's visa business. Under the Immigration Act of 1990, through a little-known visa program called EB-5, a foreigner can obtain a green card by investing $1 million in the U.S. ($500,000 if the company locates in a rural or high-unemployment area). Both government agencies and private companies can issue EB-5 visas in exchange for high-dollar investment. GreenTech, shortly after its founding, partnered with Gulf Coast Funds Management — run by Anthony Rodham, Hillary Clinton's brother — to recruit EB-5 investors. (Today, Rodham runs the GreenTech EB-5 operation, and the two companies share offices in McLean, Va.) Between 2009 and 2012, EB-5 visas helped GreenTech raise $67 million from over 100 foreign investors. Gulf Coast collected more than $7 million of its own during that time, suggesting a massive "visas for sale" scheme. By early 2013, at least 31 Chinese had received green cards through the McAuliffe/Rodham EB-5 operation. (Keep in mind that, in China, there's no real distinction between the Communist Party, the government and the business elite.) Gulf Coast attempted to acquire an EB-5 visa for a Chinese telecom executive linked to the Chinese government. Zhenjun Zhang, the Huwaei Technologies executive who coordinated with Gulf Coast, was accused by former CIA Director Michael Hayden of "providing sensitive information about foreign communication systems to Beijing," according to one report. Yet Gulf Coast still made a pay- for-visa deal. One possible explanation: Foreign nationals with green cards can contribute to elections, thanks to a loophole that McAuliffe is currently exploiting to excuse monies he (and the Clinton Foundation) received from Chinese billionaire Wang Wenliang. Coincidentally, Gulf Coast's Rodham is the godfather of the grandson of Aslan Abashidze, a former official in the former Soviet nation of Georgia, who partnered with Rodham in a deal to export hazelnuts. Abashidze was removed from office in 2004, thanks to public protests stemming from his conviction for stealing $57 million in government funds. Abashidze was also accused of murdering a former deputy. Money and political power, coming together in business deals involving some of the world's most corrupt people. The latest investigation into Terry McAuliffe proves the Clinton '90s never really ended. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If my words did flow...from the radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken. Ripples from WhiteWater... Bill must be told...to take the highway! Ripples from White Water... La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh... Mudboy Slim (6/29/99) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, By Michael Sainato • 05/25/16 8:00am Governor McAuliffe is just one of several close associates to the Clintons currently under investigation for corruption. Ms. Clinton’s 2008 campaign co- chair, DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is under immense pressure to resign thanks to her favoritism for Ms. Clinton throughout the Democratic primaries. Ms. Wasserman Schultz essentially tipped the scale against Senator Bernie Sanders, a violation of the impartiality her position at the DNC demands. Prominent Clinton supporter and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is also under review as part of an ongoing federal investigation into two businessmen with close ties to the mayor. The Podesta Group, implicated in the release of the Panama Papers, was founded by Tony Podesta and Hillary Clinton’s campaign chief, John Podesta. Several other prominent donors to the Clinton Foundation have also been linked to the Panama Papers, and the Clinton Foundation itself has been frequently cited as a source of money laundering and exchanging political favors for large donations. It comes as no surprise that Hillary Clinton’s closest associates are involved in a litany of ethics violations as corruption has been the modus operandi of Ms. Clinton’s campaign for the entire duration of the primaries. Hillary Clinton has publicly vocalized support for campaign finance reform, yet owes much of her success in the primaries to the current corrupt system, which enables her to fundraise unethically, bending and possibly breaking current campaign finance laws. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Liberty" It was 1942, and you were 16 years old Karen Thompson Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), God Bless the American Military Veterans...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... Float on by...down this River of Life... Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! FReedom...not just words to me... Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! Hey Paul...Great song, mi amigo...MUD 161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'... But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Mudboy Slim (9/9/99) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton "The Vile Clinton" Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT... Lemme do what I wanna do... Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD 124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim 108 posted on Monday, February 24, 2003 5:32:14 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------------------------- YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, March 19**, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim BTW...**XIV years AGO tomorrow...hmmm. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, On Sunday, the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavilion in Richmond, VA. The budding new Old Dominion FReeper Chapter is arranging for permission to erect a booth to allow the 10,000 Rally Attendees to find out what FReepin's all about... It's gonna be a HOOt...So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 20 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:54:53 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) NEVER!! Then again...I do like a good fantasy on occasion...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Spoken: DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. (work in progress...) BWAHAHAHA...MUD 367 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1.3.5.6.9.10.11.12.15.18.20.21.22.24.25.27.30.33!!** **Potential CelebrityJudgeStatus Implications!! 204 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 1:55:10 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) When, in the course of LIFE, is this NOT the case?! And YES, I had a wunnerful weekend, ma'am...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD -------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (CM and the BigMan on guitar) Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!! (Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar) Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going... (chorus) (Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!) Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home, Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist. 1 posted on 03/03/2003 6:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Even if the HildaBEEST wouldda won, she wouldda been IMPEACHED on her Inauguration Day!! Good ridDANCE 2 all KlintonOIDZ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim 97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) There's a Party who's sure... Oooh...it makes me wonder. There's a feelin' I get... Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Next, MUD whispered that soon... Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh If there's a question in your head, folks, Folks, it makes me wonder. The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go... And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... RATbot world loves our enemies... Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUDZ prey... Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!! Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
(Please Ignore...I'm just talkin' to myself...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2085. To: All (#1964)
(Edited)
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2086. To: goldilucky, redleghunter, nolu_chan, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, GrandmaC, AuntB, mommadoo3, Victoria Delsoul, jla, Landru (#1964)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Donald, lead US to the show!!
TRUMP done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Shan't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Tellin' U straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got SLick's Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
STAY outta OUR way, RINOZ!!
Gonna make Slick a Prison HO!!
Won't that be grand?!
When Bill seeks parole each year...
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2087. To: All (#2086)
"We have relied on a myth of homeland security - a myth written in rhetoric, inadequate resources and a new bureaucracy,
instead of relying on good, old-fashioned American ingenuity, might and muscle."
Anybody HOO believes otherwise is a BRAINdead DOLT and MARXist appaRATchik!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2088. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88 (#2087)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2089. To: All RATZ R losers!! ...and WHINERZ!! war, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, meguro, ST.LOUIE1, Grampa Dave (#2088)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2090. To: stand watie, Taxman, kristinn, Jim Robinson, Just Amy, M.Thatcher, BobJ (#2089)
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...We Shan't Fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and far too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2091. To: All conservativemusicians (#2090)
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FLAMErz shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!"
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
Come on back to school!!
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
MO said U needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
(The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2092. To: All (#2016)
when he's staring out the window.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2093. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, BOBTHENAILER, Taxman, jla, GunsareOK, Pippin, ironman, Dukie (#2084)
(William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton Lives to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2094. To: All (#2091)
28. Keith Coney--Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, July 88.
29. Keith McMaskle--Died. (A slight understatment) Stabbed 113 times, Nov 1988.
30. Gregory Collins--Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31. Jeff Rhodes--He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
33. James Milan--Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to "natural causes".
34. Jordan Kettleson--Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
35. Richard Winters--A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.
36. Major William S. Barkley Jr.
37. Captain Scott J. Reynolds
38. Sgt. Brian Hanley
39. Sgt. Tim Sabel
40. Major General William Robertson
41. Col. William Densberger
42. Col. Robert Kelly
43. Spec. Gary Rhodes
44. Steve Willis
45. Robert Williams
46. Conway LeBleu
47. Todd McKeehan
Let the public become aware of what happens to friends of the Clintons!"
(Happy 92nd Birthday, President Reagan)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2095. To: BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, sultan88, jla, dead (#2094)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2096. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, BOBTHENAILER, JohnHuang2, dansangel, .45MAN, FreeTheHostages (#2095)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")
If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!!
Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!
When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!"
Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATS' Shame!!
Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!!
Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom'sBlight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!
(There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2097. To: All (#2096)
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
(STOOOOPID Lib'rals, I'm a FReeper and I'm Here To Help!!!...really...I'm serious.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2098. To: Liberator (#1992)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!
DemLib'rals LUST 4 RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2099. To: Mia T, MeeknMing, Pippin, lodwick, KLT, kristinn, Doctor Raoul, dirtboy, Taxman (#2098)
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2100. To: conservativemusician, BOBTHENAILER, ravinson, budweisest (#2099)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2101. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#2098)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2102. To: BOBTHENAILER, stand watie, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, dead (#2016)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...mud sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2103. To: Landru, Happygal, jla, iceskater, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, sultan88, yankhater (#2102)
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentrated hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!
(FReepin' Sam Cooke)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2104. To: All (#2103)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2105. To: stand watie, M. Thatcher, Trueblackman, mhking, FreeTheHostages, heavyd, Taxman (#2104)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on the EEE-EYE-BEE...
Would you hear my views...comin' thru the music?!
Would you hold them near...as if they were your own?!
Perhaps, they're better...left unsung. (lol)
Yes, I know...you don't really care.
But, FReeper songs'll...soon fill the air!
If you feel no sense of loss...you have no soul!!
Raise up your voice...tell folks why you're angry!
All our Nukes were sold...Cold War starts a-gain!!
Let it be known...seek Justice for Clinton...
'Cuz we have Laws...we'll CONVICT this "man"!
Take it! Be Gone! And we'll make it Right!
And once Slick goes, Left's Cadre will follow...
Justice demands...they're all sent Home!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
Yes, you can choose...to keep your silence...
But once Slick falls...you're all alone!
Folks, we must stand...against Bill's TREASON...
Yes, we'll find a way...Prison's Left's Traitor's HOME!!
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2106. To: All (#2104)
It comes as no surprise that Hillary Clinton's closest allies are involved in a litany of ethics violations"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2107. To: hondo68, jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#2075)
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.
who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal
as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2108. To: pokerboy, PokerFace, Paul Topete (#2107)
(To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!"
Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!!
Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!!
Don't burn that flag...right in front of me...
Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!!
Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes...
Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
They'll soon be doin' to you!!
You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me...
Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
(Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2109. To: The Boss (#2108)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2110. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique (#2109)
"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2111. To: MeeknMing, goldilucky, ChaseR, iceskater, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, hchutch (#2110)
(Edited)
from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country."
as the "sacrificial lamb" in an ULTIMATELY-FUTILE attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE- IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., RAT-bastards..."We SHALL RE-Impeach and CONVICT and Imprison Slick!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2112. To: hondo68, redleghunter, Gatlin, TLBSHOW, nolu_chan, StinkyPete, Landru, FunkyDan (#2075)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
But some FEY FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O- OLTS!!...4 RATZ Big Guv'ment and seditious aims!!
Folks must B BOLD, fight the LIES Media LIES 2 explain!!
Folks must B TOLD, Willie's a FREAK, MUD'd always sing...
FLAMErz B BOLD, RightWing's gonna take it all and Build a bright NEW DAY!!
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2113. To: kristinn, Angelwood, LiberteeBell, 1 Olgoat, 103198, 11Bush, 1234, a6intruder, aculeus (#2112)
This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our Great Country!!
Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilKlinton/William JeffersonClinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!
please join US at 1:00 pm near the Innsbrook Pavilion with whatever signage or flags you can rustle up!!
("Soddom...Yer PalestinianPalacePizza!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2114. To: hondo68 (#2075)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2115. To: conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, Taxman, Cyber-Band, stand watie, KLT (#2112)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd strum a few bars, sing 'bout DemWhores and he'd bury songs all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right, Slim'd dig 'em up out of the ground.
He'd pour his heart out 'bout RatWhores on the Black and sung his passions through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry ol' man and that's all that there was to it!!
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2116. To: All (#2115)
You do the math...MUD
("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2117. To: All (#2116)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2118. To: goldilucky (#1852)
but there are others that you're growing into."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2119. To: hondo68, buckeroo, AKAz Stoned (#2075)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...SHALL BE imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FLAMErz keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2120. To: conservativemusician, bigman, M. Thatcher (#2119)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2121. To: All (#2114)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2122. To: All (#2121)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2123. To: Snow Bunny, AuntB, Clinton's a liar, PhiKapMom, Taxman, Ragtime Cowgirl, Alamo-Girl (#2122)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot HOO sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Babs Streisand!!"
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
When I look at the Left,
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, TheDONALD shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those HOO stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard...
MUDZ tunes will come to you AT LAST!!
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2124. To: All (#2073)
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's RATZ bane!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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