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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#8. To: war, Mudboy Slim (#0)
Can't we all just get along?
Mudbot normally craves attention and he's got it here on this thread. What gives?
I'm puzzled... Maybe a folk song? MuddButt and The Fleshy Gun [sung to Needle and the Damage Done] I caught Mudd suckin' off a fat male whore... He hit his kneesies when he found a man...
I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now. Although it doesn't seem to impress the hot chicks I've done alright for myself in that department when they meet me in person.
And I'm pretty sure I've known you fer the lion's share of that time...and I'm pretty sure yer the only Liberty'sFlame poster I've actually met in real life. That said, yer defense of the ObamaNation continues to baffle those of us who thought you supported Constitutional Governence...MUD
If you can find some evidence of that please post it. I predicted he'd win by watching the tea leaves.
You've been defending Obama fer months, and agreeing with those who are obviously Obamabots. When i usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing, but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!! I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
Had you not been servicing Boy Blunder all those year's Nudge, you'd understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it.
I never claimed that he did...RATS/RINOs have been working together to grow the Federal Leviathan at a dizzying pace ever since FDR. No, Obama didn't make this mess, but right now he is making this mess WORSE...MUD
Bullshit, Nudge. Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie...
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOs and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan. However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!! What's always pissed off you RATS is the fact that I supported America's--and Dubyuh's- - efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!! But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS and I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008. See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses you off becuz you are starting to realize that EVERYONE knows you to be the Obamabot RAT LIAR you are...the proof is there fer all to see!! MUD
Oh you should be Nudge...you're the Brownie of the internet just doing a hackuva, er, heckuva job!!! However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably false. I repeatedly attacked Boy blunder on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal leviathan [sic] What is demonstrbly false is YOU believing that you did...name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed.... I'll wait...
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion, fer one, and the Paulson Bailouts fer a second one...plus, I'm on-record saying we waaay over-spent on the Katrina fallout and that we should get rid of FEMA altogether. And one of the arrows I used in my quiver of "anti-BushAmnestyferILLEGALS" arguments was the cost issue, as wasteful welfare spending would obviously rise if we brought 12 Million ILLEGALS "out of the shadows"!! And you know this becuz yer squirrelly li'l punk-ass follows me around the net and reads my words...I know you do!! Yer charade has been exposed, war, we all know you are an Obamabot POSEUR...MUD
I see...you opposed it...you were just sick those days when it was discussed... and the What's the REAL reason you opposed them Nudge? A) To break the auto union and B) because you were afraid that it simply set the stage for Obama to spend more. And your "opposition" was at best tepid...
LOL...so if you didn't know me at the time, it doesn't exist?! Sheeesh...I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!! I will tell you this, and I admitted it at the time...as much as I opposed Medicare Expansion at the time, Bush would NOT have won Florida if he didn't have a "FREE DRUGS FER SENIORS" plan in place fer the 2000 elections. So, as much as I was right on principle, politically, my stance probably wouldda resulted in a Gore Presidency...MUD
I did. I stand by my statement.
YOU LIE!! I stand by MY statment...MUD
It's pretty obvious between the two of us who has the biggest issue with the truth. Your characterization of your FR banning alone stands in testimony to that.
"Packrat's got yer number, war!!" LOL...see, war, I told you everybody knows yer a poseur and a RAT-TROLL disruptor. So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
If packass the perv wants to discuss his lies and his phonebook he is more than welcome to register here to do so. I don't do cross board wars, Nudge. It's rude to the hosts.
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
What you believe that word to mean...it doesn't... I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will...I know that you FR obssessed can't let go of the place and have to post FR threads on other boards. That "need" doesn't extend to us normal people.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Once again...YOU LIE!! Nobody believes yer KRAP anymore, dude...you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
He'll be back over at LP before too long with some retread name. He'll bite his foul tongue for awhile but eventually being the dirty little angry midgetman he really is, his personae will show through after time.
Hello, Willard... How's Ol' Hill'ry?! Be scair't, Willard... What I'm trying to say... Buck up, Willie... F*** you, Willie!! Goodbye, Willard... Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:51:28 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows... Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family... (FReeperGal CHORUS joins in...) The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top... "I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!! Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night... "I'm gonna be like Daddy!!! You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will. Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD 290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops Roll, Dubyuh, Roll...MUD 201 posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:28:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
HOO R U? HOO?!! HOO?!!...HOO!! HOO!! I really wanna KNOW...MUD
"ALL of these schools are in predominately minority Dim neighborhoods in cities controlled by Democrats. Can U say Chicago's CABRINI GREEN?! L.A.'s WATTS?! FREE Federal Housing WHEREver!!! SATANZ cauldrons ALL, imho!! "U go, [Blind]Squirrel!!" NOW...off 2 the showers 4 U and Ethyl and Willie Green and war and meguro...MUD BTW...YO!! STONE'd...2 many dudes in O.N.E. shower OFFENSE...time out 4 someBUTTbuddies.
Ewww...YUCK!! Perhaps...2 bad U never DEW AnyTHING about it, STANKy SPANK-a- LOT!! (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Kudos 2U, U curMUDgeon...MUD BTW...Nineteen FITTY!!
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Monday, February 23, 2004 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim Thirteen years and day ago...MUD
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist WHORE'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin'...) (Chorus) Gonna ROCK this NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Black XIV FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 10:39:43 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Time has passed and our vigilance has faded," claimed New York's junior senator. The HildaBEEST is THE MOST CORRUPT candidate 4 POTUS in American History!! And had Ol' PHAT Hitlery won, she wouldda been IMPEACHED on the day she took the Oath of Office...MUD
BOO HOO HOO, U lowlife LOSERS!! Sheeesh...whatta buncha whiney SCUMbags...MUD
Traitor EX-President... Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Heads Up...Mudboy Slim 2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Algore's a genteel woah-man... (Guitar strummin') Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... You need re-educatin'... Late Justice is still Justice... FReegards...MUD 2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim 240 posted on Friday, January 31, 2003 8:53:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
Just a few people Clinton didn't have to Pardon. 1. James McDougal--Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation." (He was also denied heart medication against doctor's orders, as I recall.) "2. Mary Mahoney--A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House. "3. Vince Foster--Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head; ruled a suicide. "4. Ron Brown--Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. "5. C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser--Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization. Died in a private plane crash in July 1992. "6. Paul Tulley--Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor". "7. Ed Willey--Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events." "8. Jerry Parks--Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died, the files were mysteriously removed from his house." "9. James Bunch--Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas." "10. James Wilson--Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. "11. Kathy Ferguson--Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones." "12. Bill Shelton--Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound. Also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee. "13. Gandy Baugh--Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. "14. Florence Martin--Accountant and sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds." "15. Suzanne Coleman--Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head; ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. "16. Paula Grober--Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident." "17. Danny Casolaro--Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation." "18. Paul Wilcher--Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death. "19. Jon Parnell Walker--Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corporation. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee scandal. "20. Barbara Wise--Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce." (I still can't believe this one didn't get as much--or MORE--coverage as the Chandra Levy Murder.) "21. Charles Meissner--Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance. Died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. "22. Dr. Stanley Heard--Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee. Died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council, personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother." "23. Barry Seal--Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas; death was no accident. "24. Johnny Lawhorn Jr.--Mechanic...Found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole. "25. Stanley Huggins--Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released. "26. Hershell Friday--Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded. "27. Kevin Ives & Don Henry--Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said..."due to falling asleep on railroad tracks." Later reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury." "THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION IN THE IVES/HENRY CASE: "THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD: 566 posted on Thursday, February 06, 2003 5:00:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
Billie Clinton's goin' strong... INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!! Country's heard too many lies... INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm... (Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!) Can't wait to see the Moral Right... INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! And the SYNtaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD 399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!! (ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...) If you got RATviews, you needta sing MUDZ blues...Be Sane!! (ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...) Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!! Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!! (ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade) FReegards...MUD 493 posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 4:35:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
#2097. To: All (#2096)
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD 427 posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 4:47:14 PM by Mudboy Slim
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#9. To: Happy Quanzaa, Mudboy Slim (#8)
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
He loves it baby can he have some more...
ooo...oooo the Fleshy Gun...
He bent right over ta git it in the can
Oooo...ooo...the fleshy gun...
#11. To: Mudboy Slim (#10)
And why's that, Freddie? Is it becuz yer finally getting tired of defending the indefensible and are committing ScreenNameHariKari?
#22. To: Fred Mertz (#11)
"I've been using this screen name for almost a dozen years now."
#25. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)
...yer defense of the ObamaNation...
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#25)
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
I'm sorry if yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance...MUD
#40. To: war (#32)
"...understand why we are in this mess. Obama didn't make it."
#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)
I never claimed that he did...
#83. To: war (#45)
(Edited)
"Yer history of denigrating democrats as the root of all evil and giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
#84. To: Mudboy Slim (#83)
I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war,
#88. To: war (#84)
"name one spending initiative of Boy Blunder's that you opposed..."
#90. To: Mudboy Slim (#88)
Free Prescription Drugs/Medicare Expansion
Paulson Boy Blunder Bailouts fer a second one...
#93. To: war (#90)
(Edited)
"I see...you opposed [Bush's Free Prescriptions fer Seniors Plan]...you were just sick those days when it was discussed..."
#94. To: Mudboy Slim (#93)
I was posting 24/7 at FR.com back when this debate was roiling...go back and look fer yerself!!
#96. To: war (#94)
"I did. I stand by my statement."
#98. To: Mudboy Slim (#96)
YOU LIE!!
#103. To: war, packrat1145, Badeye (#98)
#106. To: Mudboy Slim (#103)
#112. To: war (#106)
"I don't do cross board wars..."
#115. To: Mudboy Slim (#112)
(Edited)
Heh heh heh...YOU LIE!!
#129. To: war (#115)
"I don't do cross board wars. Never have...never will..."
#148. To: Mudboy Slim (#129)
you oughtta exchange that screen name fer one not nearly as sullied and disgraced...MUD
#1860. To: e_type_jag (#148)
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
How'd the Chi-Coms...
KNOW you'd be easy to buy?!!
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUDZ waiting fer YOU!!
#1861. To: BRUUUuuuce (#1860)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
#1914. To: FReepers and EX-FReepers (#1861)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!!
TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!!
Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!!
White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!
Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country,
just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)...
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
#1918. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, putupon, Clinton's a Liar, TrueBlackMan, kristinn, jla, Angelwood, AdSimp (#1914)
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Reagan...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
#1919. To: George W. Bush (#1918)
If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns,
the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened,
your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act.
In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue.
Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged,
for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country.
are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
#1942. To: All (#1919)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
#1947. To: STANKYpete, Fred Mertz, Willie Green, A K A Stone'd, war, meguro, jla, Landru, yankh8er (#1942)
(Edited)
Looks to me like the Dims have a plan on place to keep the next generation of Dim voters living on the Dim Plantation
because you can bet the bank on one thing, if ANY of these children ever move out of those neighborhoods
to anywhere but rehab or prison,it will due to mandatory AA hiring policies."
#1950. To: Stanky SPANK-a-LOT, Pete, PawwwTAAAY!! (#1947)
(Edited)
-- Mark Twain
#1961. To: Mudboy Slim (#1950)
#1964. To: A K A Stone, The BigMan, conservativemusician (#1961)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
#2086. To: goldilucky, redleghunter, nolu_chan, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, GrandmaC, AuntB, mommadoo3, Victoria Delsoul, jla, Landru (#1964)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Donald, lead US to the show!!
TRUMP done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Shan't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Tellin' U straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got SLick's Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
STAY outta OUR way, RINOZ!!
Gonna make Slick a Prison HO!!
Won't that be grand?!
When Bill seeks parole each year...
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
#2087. To: All (#2086)
"We have relied on a myth of homeland security - a myth written in rhetoric, inadequate resources and a new bureaucracy,
instead of relying on good, old-fashioned American ingenuity, might and muscle."
Anybody HOO believes otherwise is a BRAINdead DOLT and MARXist appaRATchik!!
#2088. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88 (#2087)
#2089. To: All RATZ R losers!! ...and WHINERZ!! war, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, meguro, ST.LOUIE1, Grampa Dave (#2088)
#2090. To: stand watie, Taxman, kristinn, Jim Robinson, Just Amy, M.Thatcher, BobJ (#2089)
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...We Shan't Fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and far too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
#2091. To: All conservativemusicians (#2090)
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FLAMErz shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!"
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
Come on back to school!!
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
MO said U needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
(The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)
#2094. To: All (#2091)
28. Keith Coney--Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, July 88.
29. Keith McMaskle--Died. (A slight understatment) Stabbed 113 times, Nov 1988.
30. Gregory Collins--Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31. Jeff Rhodes--He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
33. James Milan--Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to "natural causes".
34. Jordan Kettleson--Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
35. Richard Winters--A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.
36. Major William S. Barkley Jr.
37. Captain Scott J. Reynolds
38. Sgt. Brian Hanley
39. Sgt. Tim Sabel
40. Major General William Robertson
41. Col. William Densberger
42. Col. Robert Kelly
43. Spec. Gary Rhodes
44. Steve Willis
45. Robert Williams
46. Conway LeBleu
47. Todd McKeehan
Let the public become aware of what happens to friends of the Clintons!"
(Happy 92nd Birthday, President Reagan)
#2095. To: BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, sultan88, jla, dead (#2094)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
#2096. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, BOBTHENAILER, JohnHuang2, dansangel, .45MAN, FreeTheHostages (#2095)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")
If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!!
Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!
When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!"
Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATS' Shame!!
Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!!
Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom'sBlight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!
(There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish...MUD)
Replies to Comment # 2096.
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
(STOOOOPID Lib'rals, I'm a FReeper and I'm Here To Help!!!...really...I'm serious.)
End Trace Mode for Comment # 2096.
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