Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1414400 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!
Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!"
#2034. To: Scholastic, leadpenny, ALOHA RONNIE, Mia T, Mercuria, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez (#2033)
"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton..." (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate the Waco Slaughter... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Bill Clinton... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the White House?! Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be this easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh... Folks, we got Slick on the run!! If you fear Country's in danger... We gotta put Slick in a cell!! Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!! Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
FReegards...MUD
"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim (DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ FEAR the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)