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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1930. To: bayourod, onyx, TBoone, A CA Guy, bannie, Michael Rivero, Patriot76, Thorondir, Mustang (#1929)
"Should Bill Clinton be Immune From Prosecution?!!" From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed... bayourod in bold "...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon." First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement. "Some of the considerations should be: While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex- POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no. "2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?" As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement. "3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?" The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators. "4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?" SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas? "5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?" Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?! "6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?" Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemocRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex-POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once-great Roman Empire. "Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make." Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us? Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice Fer All!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD 39 posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 10:54:23 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees... Slick ain't tuff enough!! Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!! Slick ain't tuff enough!! (conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar) I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week... Slick ain't tuff enough!! Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned... Slick ain't tuff enough!! (Guitar jammin' to fade...) Mudboy Slim (12/09/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, HERE U ain't my "enemy", {enter Screen Name HERE}...unless'n U wanna B...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) With the correct 'TUDE, dude, they're ALL good yearz, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP U2, DEE*Cee*RATZ/RINOZ...Drain the SWAMP in NoVa...GOOD ridDANCE!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I’m sick of being sick and tired, Flurry (11/4/03) 6 posted on 11/4/2003 10:37:48 AM by Conspiracy Guy "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Justice is its own reward...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2003 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 19 August 1999 Letters to the Editor Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?" Editor, Times-Dispatch: To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years! Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft- dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs... Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim Flame On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD 1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime...DemonRATS back-trackin'!! Talkin' Prosecution...ahh hunhhh!! FReepers WIN!!! FReepers WIN!!! US Whackos'll Own This Town...ahhhhh... YES...Everyone can alter the Fate of their World... FReegards...MUD 27 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2003 1:09:39 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Keep squeakin', my good FRiend... Richmond Times-Dispatch "Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's" Editor, Times-Dispatch: People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!! After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed. By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN- led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie. The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia. The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige! Quite Sincerely...MUD (For discussion purposes only) Posted by: Mudboy Slim SlixMYbitch...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs... For Clinton, they kneeled... Uprise... Patriots, make a stand!! New Age Wasteland... FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos 5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, HOO R U? HOO?!! HOO?!!...HOO!! HOO!! I really wanna KNOW...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I literALLlee jist threw UP in my MOUTH"...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Hear my voice, America! Though I speak through the mist of 200 years, my shout for freedom will echo through liberty's halls for many centuries to come. Hear me speak, for my words are of truth and justice, and the rights of man. For those ideals I have spilled my blood upon the world's troubled waters. Listen well, for my time is eternal - yours is but a moment. I am the spirit of heroes past and future. I am the American Sailor. I was born upon the icy shores at Plymouth, rocked upon the waves of the Atlantic, and nursed in the wilderness of Virginia. I cut my teeth on New England codfish, and I was clothed in southern cotton. I built muscle at the halyards of New Bedford whalers, and I gained my sea legs high atop mizzen of Yankee clipper ships. Yes, I am the American Sailor, one of the greatest seamen the world has ever known. The sea is my home and my words are tempered by the sound of paddle wheels on the Mississippi and the song of whales off Greenland's barren shore. My eyes have grown dim from the glare of sunshine on blue water, and my heart is full of star-strewn nights under the Southern Cross." "My hands are raw from winter storms while sailing down round the Horn, and they are blistered from the heat of cannon broadside while defending our nation. I am the American Sailor, and I have seen the sunset of a thousand distant, lonely lands. I am the American Sailor. It was I who stood tall beside John Paul Jones as he shouted, "I have not yet begun to fight!" I fought upon the Lake Erie with Perry, and I rode with Stephen Decatur into Tripoli harbor to burn Philadelphia. I met Guerriere aboard Constitution, and I was lashed to the mast with Admiral Farragut at Mobile Bay. I have heard the clang of Confederate shot against the sides of Monitor. I have suffered the cold with Peary at the North Pole, and I responded when Dewey said, "You may fire when ready Gridley," at Manila Bay. It was I who transported supplies through submarine infested waters when our soldier's were called "over there." I was there as Admiral Byrd crossed the South Pole. It was I who went down with the Arizona at Pearl Harbor, who supported our troops at Inchon, and patrolled dark deadly waters of the Mekong Delta. "I am the American Sailor and I wear many faces. I am a pilot soaring across God's blue canopy and I am a Seabee atop a dusty bulldozer in the South Pacific. I am a corpsman nursing the wounded in the jungle, and I am a torpedoman in the Nautilus deep beneath the North Pole. I am hard and I am strong. But it was my eyes that filled with tears when my brother went down with the Thresher, and it was my heart that rejoiced when Commander Shepherd rocketed into orbit above the earth. It was I who languished in a Viet Cong prison camp, and it was I who walked upon the moon. It was I who saved the Stark and the Samuel B. Roberts in the mine infested waters of the Persian Gulf. It was I who pulled my brothers from the smoke filled compartments of the Bonefish and wept when my shipmates died on the Iowa and White Plains. When called again, I was there, on the tip of the spear for Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm. "I am the American Sailor. I am woman, I am man, I am white and black, yellow, red and brown. I am Jew, Muslim, Christian and Buddhist. I am Irish, Filipino, African, French, Chinese, and Indian. And my standard is the outstretched hand of Liberty. Today, I serve around the world, on land, in air, on and under the sea. I serve proudly, at peace once again, but with the fervent prayer that I need not be called again. Tell your children of me. Tell them of my sacrifice, and how my spirit soars above their country. I have spread the mantle of my nation over the ocean and I will guard her forever. I am her heritage and yours." I AM THE AMERICAN SAILOR I am the American Sailor's son...MUD 657 posted on Thursday, December 18, 2003 2:21:12 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies... MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours) 325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!! Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah. Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady". Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah. All I ask for...all I pray, Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ohhh ye-ah. [ Busted. ] Hey. [ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )] Justice makes US do it now. 56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "ALL of these schools are in predominately minority Dim neighborhoods in cities controlled by Democrats. Can U say Chicago's CABRINI GREEN?! L.A.'s WATTS?! FREE Federal Housing WHEREver!!! SATANZ cauldrons ALL, imho!! "U go, [Blind]Squirrel!!" NOW...off 2 the showers 4 U and Ethyl and Willie Green and war and meguro...MUD BTW...YO!! STONE'd...2 many dudes in O.N.E. shower OFFENSE...time out 4 someBUTTbuddies. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I spied a man on a wheelchair working his way to the street corner where I stood, You da Man, Luis!! I'm damn Proud to have made yer acquaintance. FReegards...MUD 16 posted on 11/13/2001 9:03:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ewww...YUCK!! Perhaps...2 bad U never DEW AnyTHING about it, STANKy SPANK-a- LOT!! (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Kudos 2U, U curMUDgeon...MUD BTW...Nineteen FITTY!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD spies w/ MUDZ li'l EYES...war..StankyPawwTAAAy..Ethyl MERTZ. But NOT in THAT order nece$$ariLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, U2, Goldi... (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Gonna BEE en la HIGH-70s ROCK in Richmond, Virginny 2day...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Boldly Just!!" Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades... Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!! 'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!! Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!! Heh heh heh...MUD 138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin') (Chorus) Gonna ROCK the NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There's a White House over yonder... Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!! We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!! (Slammin' guitar solo) ...Yeah!! Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather... 'Cuz if this Nation don't trust Prez'dent George... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilders program.) Y, U ask?..beCUZ it's THERE, I reckon...MUDZstillXXXIII "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty... The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... FReegards...MUD 90 posted on 01/02/2004 12:48:37 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, " Hail, hail the gang's all here to yell for you, 163 posted on Friday, January 09, 2004 2:41:26 AM by FBD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time, So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!! Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today, So gather roun', gather round, Christians!! FReegards...MUD 57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, OR ELSE they R simply RAT appaRATchix...MUD Whew... Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd U run 4 president?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd U LIE?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Hmmm...a good thing or yet another debacle like MUDZ first marriage?! We'll C soon enuff, I reckon...Wary MUD BTW...guarantee U O.N.E. thing, tho...NO RATZ need apply!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Of course, if yer a self-serving Commie DeeCEE RAT/RINO, tis NOT such a good thing...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Monday, February 23, 2004 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim Thirteen years and day ago...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... 'Cuz Slick's already bombed... This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" And Left's already done... Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... But me, I'm already gone!! Yes, RATS're already gone... Yes, Slick's already buggered... BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 8 posted on Monday, February 23, 2004 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spend my days justa FReepin' fer Right, LeftWing dazzles but RATS' Soul is Maimed!! We FReep 'cuz Left's Hate fer what's Good's like a Punch 2 MUDZ SOUL... The HildaBeest's without her King... Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh. Wanna bet...MUD 372 posted on 12/31/2002 2:10:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!! Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!! Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. FReegards...MUD 5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Case in point...the Vast, LeftWing, RAT-Media WHORE'd!! MUD may B deplorABLE 2 RATS/RINOZ, but RATZ/RINOZ R despicable 2 ALL!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "More Than $2 Trillion!!" The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Black XXV FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate... Yeah, I Know MUD's kinda strange... ("Fast Eddie" Vesuvius pickin' and grinnin'....) Ev'ry time Left slimed what's Right, Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)** (MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....) FReegards...MUD **FReeperGal Chorus 151 posted on 12/10/2001 12:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1931. To: stand watie, Taxman, Landru (#1930)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?"
[yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1932. To: AuntB, PhiKapMom, Victoria Delsoul, mommadooo3, Irma, Happygal, iceskater (#1923)
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUDZ Tunes!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!!
Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1933. To: All (#1931)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1934. To: hondo68, redleghunter, BOTeye, FunkyDan, Willie Green, goldilucky, mel_living, AuntB, GrandmaC, cherrybomb88, jla, Happygal (#1911)
-- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1935. To: All y'ALL, A K A Stone (#1934)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1936. To: Flurry, A K A STONE'd, Tony Snow, Mayor LeVar STONEy, Conspracy Guy (#1928)
(Edited)
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.
(Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1937. To: A K A Stone (#1921)
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1938. To: RTD, Ross Mackenzie, Dukie, KLT, MadIvan, Happygal, Jeff Head, joanie-f, Angelwood, GunsareOK, Fred Mertz (#1937)
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Fax #(804)775-8090
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1939. To: Cyber-Band (#1924)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "talk about the passion")
Empty Soul...Eunuch Spouse...Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
NOT...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
NOT...everyone can SLAUGHTER Six Thousand Kosovars!!!
Talkin' 'Bout Castration!!!
No One Cares...Press went South...Ignorin' OUR REV-O-LUTION!!
Sheep Shall Care...We'll Rise Up...A Cultural Devolution!!
Must INDICT Slick fer TREASON...Left's Fear has scorned OUR Nation...ahh henh....
NOT...Everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
INDICT Slick...DETHRONE HIM!! Hunt Slick Like a Hawk!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...what's happened to Our Nation?!!
Slick's facin' Incarceration...what's happ'nin' to Our Nation?!!
Slick'll Face Eternal Damnation!!!!!!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1940. To: backhoe, Landru, Jeff Head (#1939)
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim
(Clinton_is@War.Criminal)
1 06/15/1999 06:46:57 PDT
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1941. To: Cyber-Band, bigman, Mongo _, JohnHuang2, katze (#1940)
(To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
Left's blindness revealed...
Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!!
We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT...
To prove we're Right...
Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!!
(No no no no no-oh!!)
Libs're Chi-Com spies!!
We don't need Left's New Age wasteland!!
We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land...
DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!!
Left's exit's oh so near...
Vile Lib'rals quake with fear...
Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets still Bolder!!
It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!!
Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends,
Can't you taste it?!!
Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1942. To: All (#1919)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1943. To: Larry Brown, GOAT...RedXinMUD (#1942)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1944. To: Mama_Bear, A Navy Vet, Cyber-Band, Taxman, JohnnieBworse, RebelWITHaCAUSE (#1943)
Author unknown.
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1945. To: conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#1944)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1946. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, jla, sultan88, MeeknMing, stand watie, EdZep, cherry_bomb88, FBD (#1945)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gon' make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gon' come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em do it now.
Babe! Babe!
Wooh, keep doin' it babe.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.
FReedom lets US do it now.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1947. To: STANKYpete, Fred Mertz, Willie Green, A K A Stone'd, war, meguro, jla, Landru, yankh8er (#1942)
(Edited)
Looks to me like the Dims have a plan on place to keep the next generation of Dim voters living on the Dim Plantation
because you can bet the bank on one thing, if ANY of these children ever move out of those neighborhoods
to anywhere but rehab or prison,it will due to mandatory AA hiring policies."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1948. To: A K A Stone, Luis Gonzalez, Tony Montana (#1921)
he was wearing a t-shirt with the words “United We Stand” written across his chest,
as he came closer, his Purple Heart became noticeable, as did his sacrifice.
I watched him roll unto the crowd and disappear from view.
El Nuevo Herald found him as well, and talked to the 56 year-old veteran, whose leg was lost in a far away place.
He was still a refugee when he volunteered to fight for his new home, barely a man when he walked the rice paddies.
Today, he’s willing to fight again."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1949. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl Mertz, war, Stinky Pate aka paw-TAY!! (#18)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1950. To: Stanky SPANK-a-LOT, Pete, PawwwTAAAY!! (#1947)
(Edited)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1951. To: StinkyPate, war, Ethyl Mertz, All OTHER FLAMErz, A K A Stoned, Mayor LeVar STONEy, STONEy Way 2 Wmsburg (#1943)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1952. To: goldilucky (#1852)
)B^DX***H=====d
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1953. To: conservativemusician, Landru, Taxman, stand watie, Happygal, Sultan88, kristinn, jla (#1950)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything...)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1954. To: BOBTHENAILER (#1953)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't RAPE Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBANE!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' SHAME!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1955. To: Landru, FBD, MeekOneGOP, cherry_bomb88, ForGod'sSake, HenryLeeII, jla (#1954)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATS fear our ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save George Dubyuh...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!
The FRee shall unseat yer whore'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a sad, sad feelin...
That "Dutch" Reagan don't live here no mo'!!
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOs just might wanna ponder...
Why Ashcroft wouldn't whup Slick'n'Hill!!
The House shall fill the bill!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1956. To: redleghunter (#1769)
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1957. To: A K A Stone, M. Thatcher, Budge, Taxman, holdonnow, OldFriend (#1921)
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off $Hillary!!
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1958. To: FBD, Native-American TEApartier, sultan88, cherry_bomb88, Flora MacDonald, putupon, parrotsup, ironman, TrickyDICK, FunkyDan (#1957)
And keep you going in your winning ways,
Hail, hail the gang's all here to tell you too,
That win or lose, we'll always sing your praises Packers;
Go, you Packers, go and get 'em,
Go, you fighting fools upset 'em,
Smash their line with all your might,
A touchdown, Packers, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight!
On, you Green and Gold, to glory,
Win this game the same old story,
Fight, you Packers,
Fight, and bring the bacon home to Old Green Bay."
- - - by Eric Karll, 1931
(Press O.N.E. for English...para espanol, please stay on the line...4evahhh...!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1959. To: All (#1958)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.
Get down!! Well, just git down, FLAMERZ!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1960. To: Clarity, ChaseR, AAPATRIOT, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, GunsareOK, M. Thatcher, budwiesest (#1956)
vis a vis the TRUMP Ascendency and the IMMINENT drainage of the DeeCee SWAMP--
either has 2 C the KORRUPTCNN/NooYawkSlimes/WashingtonCOMpost/ABCCBSNBCMSNBCKLAN 4 the State-run MEDIA it is...
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FLAMERZ gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just MUDZ start!!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1961. To: Mudboy Slim (#1950)
#1962. To: A K A Stone (#1961)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1963. To: All NON-RATZ-RINOZ (#1962)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1964. To: A K A Stone, The BigMan, conservativemusician (#1961)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1965. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#1964)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1966. To: EggsAckley, Jeff Head, Landru, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher, MadIvan, Happygal, goldilucky, dead (#1965)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Smoked my stuff an' drank...all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'ta California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers, they don't care!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's "Heroes" could ever follow "Willaaaay!!"
RATS' Elites an' their minions start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...WATCH OUT!!
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...Fight RATS' Slime!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Slick's Left's Nightmare 'cuz RATS' Power's all gone...
Tryin'a find RAT-Saviors who'll never, never, never be born.
Help US Build that World Shinin' Proudly and FRee!!
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1967. To: All (#1964)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Seems Dem interns sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea- dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1968. To: All (#1928)
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1969. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, conservativemusician, Victoria Delsoul, LoneGreenEyeshade, Snow Bunny, Flora MacDonald (#1928)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1970. To: PhiKapMom, AuntB, Brad's Gramma, ohioWfan, rintense, DrDeb, goldilucky, Fingers (#1969)
(To be sung to Jim Croce's "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song")
Mudboy don't wanna scare ya.
But what I gotta say can't wait...
You've gotta understand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong...
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.
But ev'ry time I'm FReepin',
I just run out of things to say...
Right's gotta make a Stand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong...
Country's gotta say "WE LOATHE SLICK!!" 'cuz he's Wrong!!
All the World just seemed All Wrong...
Country'll have to sing "WE LOATHE THE LEFT!!" in a song.
I hope Truth doesn't SCARE you...
But there's something that we just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)**
Right's gotta make its Stand.
Now's the time to RE-IMPEACH...
Must PROSECUTE Slick's Wrongs!! Next, WE'll tell DemRATZ "WE LOATHE YOU!!" in EACH song.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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