Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1473774 Comments:3288
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
#1752. To: Deckard, redleghunter, goldilucky (#1732)
"FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A: Go west, young man, go west! Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
"Ripple" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D> Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...RATZ have no souls!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ripples in still water... When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
"Willie and the Hand Jive" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
I know a RAT named Ol' Slick Willie... Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry! She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew... So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute! Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'... Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'! Media's havin' a pretty good time... 'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime. Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive... Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... When he ambushed poor Juanita B!! Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat... When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed. Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles, "Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Abusin' their Power and that ain't all, 'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see... Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee. Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign... And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey... Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
97 posted on Monday, October 29, 2001 3:02:17 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Linda" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces... Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie. Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers... So crass, so slimy, so warped! Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!" While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!! And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence... It's gettin' tougher to ignore!! While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... And history will vindicate you, forever! Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin... Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light. Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right! But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades... Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"! So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs... And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!! And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag... I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!! Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED! It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter! We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... But I watched you just tonight and I said, "I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!" Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath... Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do... After twenty years with the Black and Gold! Still, you see Slick dressed like a star... Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES, At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!! The White House lies'll soon be disproved... I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Election next November will be a slaughter... Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever... Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
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Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
Check out Linda Tripp's web site...she needs our help and we can still use hers!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
