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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim (mike drop...) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good one.
Gotta buddy HOO works my local bodega HOOS name is Ramses...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOZ However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably FALSE. But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses U off Quite SINCERElee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ibluafartsky...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-26 23:16:21 ET Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... (Saxaphone to end...) Mudboy Slim MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... RATS get respect, oh yeah... MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010) BTW...seriously, my friends, if I had to go and get a REEEAL job, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-01 17:40:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Shield and provide...tis what is expected of ALL good fathers, I reckon...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, poet: "Hi Mud; Here's one I wrote in 1980... Our forefathers knew so well It took awhile to get it right We were warned to be vigilant and wise We were fortunate to have such men Ah, liberty! What a delicious word There were others who guided our way Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved 205 posted on 12/13/2001, 9:13:05 PM by poet Good stuff, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em. "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. FReegards...MUD BTW...all humility aside, I'm just showin' off now!! 214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim Little rough around the edges still, but I can make it better...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim -------------------------------------------------- Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom." And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made... MUD Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) Seems like yesterday, my FRiends...MUD 129 posted on 12/7/2001, 2:43:42 PM by Mudboy Slim Doesn't seem like yesterday anymore...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bring it on, U RAT-bastards, BRING IT ON!! Time 2 RUMBLE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I hereby delegate to The Adjutant General of the State of Florida all necessary authority, within approved budgetary appropriations or grants, to order members of the Florida National Guard into active service, as defined by Section 250.27, Florida Statutes, for the purpose of training to support law- enforcement personnel and emergency-management personnel in the event of civil disturbances or natural disasters and to provide training support to law- enforcement personnel and community-based organizations relating to counter drug operations. This Executive Order shall remain in full force and effect until the earlier of its revocation or June 30, 2003." "This Florida EO places the Florida National Guard [which is not a lawful militia], a unit of the Federal U.S. Army, in control of all Florida law enforcement [State FDLE, County Sheriffs, and local PD's] and the Florida Emergency Management Agency [Florida's FEMA under federal FEMA control]." Alright, TRW, seein' how yer bein' all polite and all, I share correspondence with folks who are much more likely to don their Tin Foil Hats than yers truly, so I know this post can be used to subliminally bring up a number of issues. First, by noting that Jeb put this order into effect four days before the Twin Towers, you could be implying that somehow the Bushies knew about this attack all along, not unlike THE FACT that FDR knew about the impending Pearl Harbor attack and could of stopped it, but didn't!! Second, as I am a libertarian, you realize that I cannot be in favor of Federalizing State and Local Police Forces...creating a veritable Police State. In this assumption, you are indeed correct. Therefore, "...the purpose of training to support law-enforcement personnel and emergency-management personnel in the event of civil disturbances or natural disasters and to provide training support to law-enforcement personnel and community-based organizations relating to counter drug operations" means we need to be very wary about these sort of actions...it may work, but it ain't Constitutional, but that doesn't mean Jeb's automatically some sort of Tyrant, IMHO. One of my friends actually was inclined to believe that Dubyuh and the Israelis planned and carried out the Hijackings/Bombings as they are the two biggest beneficiaries from the anti-Terrorism Furor...LOL!!! Think I'm gradually convincing him of the ridiculousness of that Doozie of a Story!! MUD 186 posted on 9/24/2001 2:50:16 PM by Mudboy Slim The TRUTH is the TRUTH...all RATZ/RINOZ R liars and cheats...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Take It To The Senate" Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... So join me on the high road and tell Slick, "IT'S TIME!!!" Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money. I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... So join me on the high road...demand Slick, "Resign!!" Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent... (Chorus to fade) MUDBOY SLIM RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD 1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!! ) No time like the PRESENT, y'ALL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LFlamers...here's a song from some Athens, GA Boys done good... Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! FReegards...MUD 110 posted on Saturday, September 22, 2001 11:26:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes... [To Slick Willie hisself] I see Slick's face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head... You know I loathe Bill...I always will... FReegards...SurlyMUD 118 posted on Sunday, September 23, 2001 7:20:39 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Daenerys ROX...MUD BTW...TheDonald shall Drain the Swamp & the DeeCee "Masters" shall B DETHRONED forevermore!! TheReckoning is upon U.S.!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The TRUMPsters descend upon DeeCee... Game of Thrones ROX...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Do NOT mess with Dany OR TheDonald!!! Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No argument here...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ripple" If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... Mudboy Slim (8/17/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I know a RAT named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey... 97 posted on Monday, October 29, 2001 3:02:17 PM by Mudboy Slim Gotta love it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. Check out Linda Tripp's web site...she needs our help and we can still use hers!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim Love this tune...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Austin Texas Judge, looks like War's mommy? Texas governor has cut funding for the whole illegal alien sanctuary county, Travis, TX. http://rightwingnews.com/liberals/county-judge-who-wore-puy-hat-to-court-just-got-schooled-video/ I heard Mark Levin interviewing that Texas Governor...very impressive sounding dude, and wheelchair-bound, no less...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Looks like one of those hats the women wore in Cinderella's or Snow White's time, whenever THAT was. Or she could also be a resident of the Capitol City in "The Hunger Games"...LOL!! I think SHE's Outta Order!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Unnhhh!!! American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!! Mudboy Slim ------------------------------- To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally-- Thanks for showing me a great time...I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign! Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!! EaglesUp--MUD 1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Short-Haired Country Boy" People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"... 'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... (reprise) Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good! ) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim 568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Mudboy Slim (07/07/1999) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There can B only ONE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Donald...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Damn GRADUATE student TRASH...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "...nothing to say worth hearing, as well." Then BOZO me, bitch. MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "...with you being so objective and all...maybe I should reconsider?" It really doesn't matter what you do, war...with yer Grima Wormtongue LIES exposed fer all to see, you are irrelevant. I'm sure you'll try and sneak back using a new Screen Name, but yer tactics and insincerety are easy to spot Nice try, though...you were successful in sowing more than yer fair share of discord. Moby would be proud of you...you've been a good RAT-TROLL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Do you still paint your face blue?" Fred Mertz posted on 2010-01-14 9:54:50 ET Do cows FART in the pasture?! Capiche?! YET?!!! Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Good luck, jerk off." Thanks, Penis-Breath...sure is interesting how you and war seem to git sooo excited talking about men "jerking off" Enjoy yer irrelevancy...it's becoming increasingly amusing...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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by Metallica
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
love it or live it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1768. To: BufordP, Cyber-Band, dead, Slick Willie, Angelique, stand watie, AuntB, dirtboy, GrandmaC (#1767)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1769. To: Mudboy Slim (#1752)
#1770. To: redleghunter (#1769)
Muchas gracias, Great Hunter of the RedLeg...MUD
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1771. To: war (#83)
giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal Leviathan
at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!!
What's always pissed off U RATS is the fact that I supported America's-- and Dubyuh's--efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!!
And I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.
Becuz U R starting 2 realize that EVERYONE knows U 2 B the Obamabot RAT LIAR U R...and always HAVE BEEN!!
The proof is there 4 all 2 C!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1772. To: Ibluafartsky (#307)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1773. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Biff Tannen, war, Willie Green, goldilucky, redleghunter, Landru, FunkyDan Medina (#540)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!!
Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those HOO R unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1774. To: Murron, mel, AuntB, GrandmaC, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, AdSimp, jla, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, ironman (#542)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...
Still, know MUD's way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1775. To: Skip Intro, war, Fred Mertz, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#577)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")
This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!!
RATS say that MUD is crazy...
MUD's Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!!
MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!!
Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah...
MUD wants to sing, oh yeah...
I want to see the RightWing dancin'...
Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!!
RATS got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!!
MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!!
And then one day MUD knew it...
MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!
MUD wants the same, oh yeah...
And it's a quirky kinda dude who...
Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!!
Ooo...
He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!"
It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!!
Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!
when would I find the time to do THIS?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1776. To: All (#1770)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1777. To: poet (#1746)
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock
they pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale
against those "who are beasts of prey”
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land
October 5, 1980
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1778. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#1777)
(To be sung to Kenny Roger's "Coward of the County")
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!"
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie],"
as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! MUDZ gonna fight 'cuz MUDZ the MAN!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1779. To: stand watie (#1774)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.
1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1780. To: war, holdonnow, The GreatOne, Mark Levin, Legal Landmark Foundation, El Rushbo, M. Thatcher, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Brady D'Angelo, Jeff Katz (#0)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1781. To: Deckard, That Poppins Woman (#1732)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1782. To: Deckard (#1781)
- Ron Paul
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1783. To: GrandIsland, Budge, dwbh (#1731)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
While his "bright" wife's still playing the fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach this Slime!
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack...
NEXT, T-MAX MUDZ WHORE!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time...
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1784. To: stand watie, Coop, mike2right, Inspector Harry Callahan, t-shirt, bmwcyle (#1781)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton shall be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1785. To: Ticonderoga, Darth Sidious, Dukie, Tinman, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Toto, Dorothy (#1784)
(To be sung to the Troggs' "Love is All Around")
The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...the Media's Left's Ho's!
So if you cannot trust Slick...come on and let it show!!
"You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!!
Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel...
Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!!
But on Justice...you can depend!!!"
Slick's just a thug, let's stop him...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!!
Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw...
If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!
He's just a YellaPUNK!! Mudboy's Wrath Slick shall feel!
We're just beginning...there'll be no end...
'Cuz on JimRob...you can depend!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!!
So if you really loathe Bill...come on and let folks know!!
Come on, FReepers, let's go!!
Come on and let folks know...TELL SLICK IT'S TIME TO GO!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1786. To: Daenerys Stormborn, Jon Snow, Donald J. Trump, RATZRINOZ beware (#1737)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1787. To: Lib'ral Snowflakes..Poltroons, war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen (#1786)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1788. To: The DeeCee RAT-Media (#1787)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1789. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, Sauropod, Landru (#1532)
a writer is working when he's staring out the window."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1790. To: deadheads, Scott from the Left Coast, A K A Stone (#1770)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D>
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...RATZ have no souls!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1791. To: stand watie (#1790)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1792. To: dwbh, The BigMan, Bruuuce!! (#1791)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1793. To: Mudboy Slim, Texas Pussy Hats (#1789)
#1794. To: hondo68 (#1793)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1795. To: hondo68 (#1793)
As 4 the "HAT"...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1796. To: Paul Cruce, Arator, Ticonderoga, RJayneJ, dirtboy, Askel5 (#1789)
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women
this great Country has ever produced.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1797. To: FallGuy, George From Brooklyn Park, heavyd, MarkSnyder, PhiKapMom, Askel5, AuntB, Gone_Postal (#1772)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
But if U don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
U just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1798. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#1797)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1799. To: uncleshag (#1798)
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1800. To: All (#1799)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1801. To: Tom Brady LOVES TheDonald..MUD LOVES Mrs. Brady (#1800)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1802. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, hondo68, kristinn, ANGELWOOD, BufordP, Taxman, BobJ, Jim Robinson, JustAmy (#1747)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )B^D> and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1803. To: hondo68 (#1793)
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1804. To: Biff Tannen (#42)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1805. To: war, Moby DICKhead (#91)
Yer greatest skill is as a disruptor...I gotta give you credit, you set the bar High fer RAT-TROLLS accross the net.
But Goldi-lox is beginning to see you for who you really are...and LibertyPost will benefit greatly from yer absence.
and yer efforts to disrupt shall come up short yet again.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1806. To: Fred Mertz, and Ethyl (#111)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1807. To: war, Biff Tannen, willie Green, meguro, buckeroo, sneakypete, Landru, PhrilleePhrancis (#171)
other men and other "man boinks man" scenarios. Seems to me y'all protesteth too much...LOL!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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