Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1394209 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Billll Clinton !!!...We have you surrounded...Drop the cigar... Step away from the intern...and come out...with your pants..UP !!!!" Credit to Doctor Raoul and D28Man.
45 Posted on 06/28/2001 21:20:58 PDT by kristinn
DeeCee FReepers...They Set the Pace, don't they?!
Huzzah...huzzah...huzzah...MUD
151 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 1:54:04 AM by Mudboy Slim
#1778. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#1777)
"Coward of the Country" (To be sung to Kenny Roger's "Coward of the County")
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong. His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!" But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women. I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy: "MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!"
Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. Fend away all trouble, if you can. It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand: Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man. One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!! Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand. He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture. As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again: "Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. Counteract Left's trouble when you can. Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!! I hope you're old enough to be a man... MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor. When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'." But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em. We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball. When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'. MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall. And I heard him say,
"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. I walk away from trouble when I can. Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek, Good Papa, I sure hope you understand: Hell, Yeah!! MUDZ gonna fight 'cuz MUDZ the MAN!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...all humility aside, I'm just showin' off now!!
214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim
Little rough around the edges still, but I can make it better...MUD
