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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1753. To: Stoner, Mark W, A K A Stone (#1689)
Crossing the highway late last night You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road Take a whiff on me that ain't no rose You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road You got your dead cat You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road Come on, stink... Mark W. 208 posted on 9/25/2001 10:36:21 AM by MarkWar "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thanks fer the musical offerin', Mark. Now... Sooooo...yer Ultimate Goal is to save these so-called "stoners" from being squashed by a car or truck, right? Righteous man you are, sir, worryin' about all them folks who could be ruinin' their lives with the Evil Ganjah...do you feel the same compassion for users of the MUCH MORE DANGEROUS DRUG of Beer? You could easily substitute the word "drunkard" for "stoner"...would that song work in yer political lexicon just as well? And what if these "stoners" promise to smoke only within their own home... Squash Problem fixed, right?! BTW...I believe I posted a coupla questions fer ya...would you be so kind as to address them? Righteous Regards...MUD 209 posted on 9/25/2001 12:12:34 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Luis G in BOLD..."I've tried to write, for days now I have tried, but the words blur, and the keys fade from sight. My hands tremble and my heart is heavy inside me." You and me both, my Friend...I sat there in front of my TeeVee for the first 2-3 days, watching the coverage and wondering what more I could have done to prevent this Tragedy. This is payback for 35 years of obscuring the Truth 'bout the Existence of Good vs. Evil...and I couldn't do a damn thing to make folks realize this before it was too late!! "For days now, I go through the motions of going through the motions. I work, I drive, I brush my teeth, I eat, and I do all those things that I do everyday, all the normal things that I do in my life, and at the end of the day, I can't remember doing any of it." Yep...days 4-5 I tried to avoid as much of the Mourning as possible and dove into any number of unfinished projects to keep my mind from focusing on how enraged I was getting. Any Country that can sit idly by and watch the Rapist-in- Chief bomb the Hell outta Kosovar Christian women and children has gotta expect Judgement Day is just around the corner...but I never expected it to be this bad!! Then again, with Clinton selling Nuclear Secrets to Our Number One Geo- Political Adversary, it couldda been a Nuclear Holocaust we were dealing with right now!! "All I can remember are the faces of the people; the beautiful American faces of our people, covered with soot, covered with tears, or covered with both, holding the pictures of their loved ones, and asking why. I look at their faces, the faces in those pictures, and I can't tell whether they are northerners, southerners, liberals, conservatives, immigrants, or natural-born. I can't tell if they are gay, or straight, pro-choice, or pro-life...and I don't care, they are all my brothers and sisters, and savages who hate us simply because of what America stands for, have murdered them." You do have a gift, my FRiend. Thanks fer sharing. And share more as you feel the urge, this thread ain't goin' away. FReegards...MUD 247 posted on 9/26/2001 12:17:12 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey Mudboy Slim, please do not ping me to this stuff. It is a topic I have no interest, or concern in. Thanks Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
no problema...capiche.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Pathetic...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, [goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country." EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton as the "sacrificial lamb" in an attempt to nip the building rage in the bud... Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... MUD like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENTZ!!(HOO-Yah!!) Lemme do what I wanna do... Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD 124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim LOL...MUD Alright, folks, we're all FRiends here...what happened last weekend and how can we fix it?! 509 posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 2:10:29 PM by Mudboy Slim Operation Noble Eagle proceeding per plan...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan") Slick's a Masterful Whore... Bin Laden's never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Mudboy Slim BTW...sorry JimRob, but I had to post the Right Words. 49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim HOT diggity DOG...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on harp...) I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I FReep...therefore, I AM!! (MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!) I never thought it'd be this easy... (MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!) Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReegards...MUD "No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." 1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim 144 posted on 09/24/2001 12:29 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright... Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! FReegards, my Jewel...MUD 225 posted on 09/25/2001 4:21 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim SUM things R meant 2 B...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) The Zeitgeist = the Holy Spirit = P.O. (sorta)...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, On Monday, Iraqi lawmakers voted to call on the Shiite-led Baghdad government to “respond in kind to the American decision in the event that the American side does not to withdraw its decision,” reports Agence France- Presse (AFP), citing Iraqi member of parliament (MP) Hakim al-Zamili, who quoted the text of the decision that was read during the parliamentary session. “Parliament voted by majority on calling on the Iraqi government and the foreign ministry to respond in kind,” declared MP Zamili. Iraqi MP Sadiq al-Laban reportedly confirmed that “the vote was for a call on the government” to enact a reciprocal ban. Al Jazeera points out, “The [Iraqi parliament] vote on Monday is not thought to be binding on the government of Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi, whose government has made no official comment on the order.” Trump Rox...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... (Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin') Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down... (Keyboard/Guitar Jammin') Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... FReegards...MUDboyz slim again "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim (mike drop...) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good one.
Gotta buddy HOO works my local bodega HOOS name is Ramses...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I am quite proud of my RAT-denigration strategies and tactics, war, but I also apply them to RINOZ However, regarding yer delusions about me "giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn", that's demonstrably FALSE. But you know full well I fought Dubyuh on his proposed Amnesty fer ILLEGALS See, war, the Truth is out there...and that's what really pisses U off Quite SINCERElee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ibluafartsky...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-26 23:16:21 ET Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... (Saxaphone to end...) Mudboy Slim MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... RATS get respect, oh yeah... MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010) BTW...seriously, my friends, if I had to go and get a REEEAL job, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-01 17:40:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Shield and provide...tis what is expected of ALL good fathers, I reckon...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, poet: "Hi Mud; Here's one I wrote in 1980... Our forefathers knew so well It took awhile to get it right We were warned to be vigilant and wise We were fortunate to have such men Ah, liberty! What a delicious word There were others who guided our way Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved 205 posted on 12/13/2001, 9:13:05 PM by poet Good stuff, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em. "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. FReegards...MUD BTW...all humility aside, I'm just showin' off now!! 214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim Little rough around the edges still, but I can make it better...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim -------------------------------------------------- Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom." And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made... MUD Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) Seems like yesterday, my FRiends...MUD 129 posted on 12/7/2001, 2:43:42 PM by Mudboy Slim Doesn't seem like yesterday anymore...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bring it on, U RAT-bastards, BRING IT ON!! Time 2 RUMBLE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I hereby delegate to The Adjutant General of the State of Florida all necessary authority, within approved budgetary appropriations or grants, to order members of the Florida National Guard into active service, as defined by Section 250.27, Florida Statutes, for the purpose of training to support law- enforcement personnel and emergency-management personnel in the event of civil disturbances or natural disasters and to provide training support to law- enforcement personnel and community-based organizations relating to counter drug operations. This Executive Order shall remain in full force and effect until the earlier of its revocation or June 30, 2003." "This Florida EO places the Florida National Guard [which is not a lawful militia], a unit of the Federal U.S. Army, in control of all Florida law enforcement [State FDLE, County Sheriffs, and local PD's] and the Florida Emergency Management Agency [Florida's FEMA under federal FEMA control]." Alright, TRW, seein' how yer bein' all polite and all, I share correspondence with folks who are much more likely to don their Tin Foil Hats than yers truly, so I know this post can be used to subliminally bring up a number of issues. First, by noting that Jeb put this order into effect four days before the Twin Towers, you could be implying that somehow the Bushies knew about this attack all along, not unlike THE FACT that FDR knew about the impending Pearl Harbor attack and could of stopped it, but didn't!! Second, as I am a libertarian, you realize that I cannot be in favor of Federalizing State and Local Police Forces...creating a veritable Police State. In this assumption, you are indeed correct. Therefore, "...the purpose of training to support law-enforcement personnel and emergency-management personnel in the event of civil disturbances or natural disasters and to provide training support to law-enforcement personnel and community-based organizations relating to counter drug operations" means we need to be very wary about these sort of actions...it may work, but it ain't Constitutional, but that doesn't mean Jeb's automatically some sort of Tyrant, IMHO. One of my friends actually was inclined to believe that Dubyuh and the Israelis planned and carried out the Hijackings/Bombings as they are the two biggest beneficiaries from the anti-Terrorism Furor...LOL!!! Think I'm gradually convincing him of the ridiculousness of that Doozie of a Story!! MUD 186 posted on 9/24/2001 2:50:16 PM by Mudboy Slim The TRUTH is the TRUTH...all RATZ/RINOZ R liars and cheats...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Take It To The Senate" Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... So join me on the high road and tell Slick, "IT'S TIME!!!" Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money. I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... So join me on the high road...demand Slick, "Resign!!" Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent... (Chorus to fade) MUDBOY SLIM RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD 1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!! ) No time like the PRESENT, y'ALL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LFlamers...here's a song from some Athens, GA Boys done good... Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! FReegards...MUD 110 posted on Saturday, September 22, 2001 11:26:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes... [To Slick Willie hisself] I see Slick's face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head... You know I loathe Bill...I always will... FReegards...SurlyMUD 118 posted on Sunday, September 23, 2001 7:20:39 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Daenerys ROX...MUD BTW...TheDonald shall Drain the Swamp & the DeeCee "Masters" shall B DETHRONED forevermore!! TheReckoning is upon U.S.!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The TRUMPsters descend upon DeeCee... Game of Thrones ROX...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Do NOT mess with Dany OR TheDonald!!! Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No argument here...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ripple" If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... Mudboy Slim (8/17/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I know a RAT named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey... 97 posted on Monday, October 29, 2001 3:02:17 PM by Mudboy Slim Gotta love it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. Check out Linda Tripp's web site...she needs our help and we can still use hers!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim Love this tune...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Austin Texas Judge, looks like War's mommy? Texas governor has cut funding for the whole illegal alien sanctuary county, Travis, TX. http://rightwingnews.com/liberals/county-judge-who-wore-puy-hat-to-court-just-got-schooled-video/
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...Obviously NOT a fan of users of THC-based products, imho.
(with apologies to Loudon Wainwright III)
He should have look left and he should have looked right
He didn't see that station wagon car
The stoner got squashed, well, there you are
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
Roll up your window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
And you got your dead dog
On a moon light night you got your dead toad frog
You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts are gonna make you swoon
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1754. To: MarkWar, MUDDOG, FISHHOG (#1753)
"The stoner got squashed, well, there you are..."
(Hey...whatever happened to my Dawg?!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1755. To: MWS, MBS, MUD, Mudboy Slim (#1754)
(Edited)
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
love it or live it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1756. To: Luis Gonzalez (#1746)
(Rush said it best, "America doesn't Conquer, We Liberate!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1757. To: Mudboy Slim (#1753)
#1758. To: Stoner (#1757)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1759. To: GrandIsland (#1745)
'The books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone today!'
-- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004"
on the topic of school textbooks
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1760. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, eddie willers, Irma, amom, AAPATRIOT, t-shirt, A+Bert (#1659)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Mighty Quinn")
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
MUD like his Late-nite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1761. To: All (#1760)
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!!
[=^D]>;---m8===3
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, MUD'll piss on yer head!!
(What did I say about things happenin' in 3's?!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1762. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Sultan88, AGreatPer, GrandmaC, AuntB, Billie Battz, Landru, sneakypete (#1759)
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help FReep fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
Folks, I feel Right in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Let's INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got T-MAC on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta take down Left's AlphaMale!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll DETHRONE his Soul to HELL!!!
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!) flashback...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1763. To: Jewel (#1762)
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!
(Just a first draft...the Final Recording promises to be special.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1764. To: Deckard (#1732)
Some think it is the voice of God."
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1765. To: GrandIsland, Arne Fufkin, Goldi-lox (#1745)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1766. To: MUDZ MoJoRisin, Janis ThePearl Joplin, Curt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Bryan Jones, AmyWinehouse (#1765)
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Trash the White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1767. To: MetalHeadz (#1755)
by Metallica
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
love it or live it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1768. To: BufordP, Cyber-Band, dead, Slick Willie, Angelique, stand watie, AuntB, dirtboy, GrandmaC (#1767)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1769. To: Mudboy Slim (#1752)
#1770. To: redleghunter (#1769)
Muchas gracias, Great Hunter of the RedLeg...MUD
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1771. To: war (#83)
giving Boy Blunder a pass at almost every turn reveals that to be a lie..."
and all other defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan.
I repeatedly attacked Bush on multiple Forums regarding his outta control spending and willingness to grow the Federal Leviathan
at an even greater pace than Slick Willie and the RATS!!
What's always pissed off U RATS is the fact that I supported America's-- and Dubyuh's--efforts to Liberate Iraq...LOL!!
And I was against the Bush/Paulson bailouts in the Fall of 2008.
Becuz U R starting 2 realize that EVERYONE knows U 2 B the Obamabot RAT LIAR U R...and always HAVE BEEN!!
The proof is there 4 all 2 C!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1772. To: Ibluafartsky (#307)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1773. To: Get Outta Dodge!, Biff Tannen, war, Willie Green, goldilucky, redleghunter, Landru, FunkyDan Medina (#540)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!!
Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those HOO R unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1774. To: Murron, mel, AuntB, GrandmaC, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, AdSimp, jla, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, ironman (#542)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...
Still, know MUD's way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1775. To: Skip Intro, war, Fred Mertz, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#577)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")
This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!!
RATS say that MUD is crazy...
MUD's Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!!
MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!!
Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah...
MUD wants to sing, oh yeah...
I want to see the RightWing dancin'...
Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!!
RATS got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!!
MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!!
And then one day MUD knew it...
MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!
MUD wants the same, oh yeah...
And it's a quirky kinda dude who...
Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!!
Ooo...
He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!"
It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!!
Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!
when would I find the time to do THIS?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1776. To: All (#1770)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1777. To: poet (#1746)
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock
they pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale
against those "who are beasts of prey”
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land
October 5, 1980
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1778. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#1777)
(To be sung to Kenny Roger's "Coward of the County")
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!"
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie],"
as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! MUDZ gonna fight 'cuz MUDZ the MAN!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1779. To: stand watie (#1774)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.
1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1780. To: war, holdonnow, The GreatOne, Mark Levin, Legal Landmark Foundation, El Rushbo, M. Thatcher, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Brady D'Angelo, Jeff Katz (#0)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1781. To: Deckard, That Poppins Woman (#1732)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1782. To: Deckard (#1781)
- Ron Paul
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1783. To: GrandIsland, Budge, dwbh (#1731)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
While his "bright" wife's still playing the fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach this Slime!
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack...
NEXT, T-MAX MUDZ WHORE!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time...
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1784. To: stand watie, Coop, mike2right, Inspector Harry Callahan, t-shirt, bmwcyle (#1781)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton shall be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1785. To: Ticonderoga, Darth Sidious, Dukie, Tinman, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Toto, Dorothy (#1784)
(To be sung to the Troggs' "Love is All Around")
The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...the Media's Left's Ho's!
So if you cannot trust Slick...come on and let it show!!
"You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!!
Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel...
Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!!
But on Justice...you can depend!!!"
Slick's just a thug, let's stop him...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!!
Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw...
If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!
He's just a YellaPUNK!! Mudboy's Wrath Slick shall feel!
We're just beginning...there'll be no end...
'Cuz on JimRob...you can depend!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!!
So if you really loathe Bill...come on and let folks know!!
Come on, FReepers, let's go!!
Come on and let folks know...TELL SLICK IT'S TIME TO GO!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1786. To: Daenerys Stormborn, Jon Snow, Donald J. Trump, RATZRINOZ beware (#1737)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1787. To: Lib'ral Snowflakes..Poltroons, war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen (#1786)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1788. To: The DeeCee RAT-Media (#1787)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1789. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, Sauropod, Landru (#1532)
a writer is working when he's staring out the window."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1790. To: deadheads, Scott from the Left Coast, A K A Stone (#1770)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D>
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...RATZ have no souls!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1791. To: stand watie (#1790)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1792. To: dwbh, The BigMan, Bruuuce!! (#1791)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1793. To: Mudboy Slim, Texas Pussy Hats (#1789)
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