Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1414076 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting, 'The books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone today!' -- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004" on the topic of school textbooks
"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton..." (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate the Waco Slaughter... You gotta help FReep fer a spell!! If you wanna git Bill Clinton... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I FReep...therefore, I AM!! Folks, I feel Right in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the White House?! Let's INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be this easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh... Now, we got T-MAC on the run!! If you fear Country's in danger... We gotta take down Left's AlphaMale!! Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... We'll DETHRONE his Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!! Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
FReegards...MUD
"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!) flashback...MUD
144 posted on 09/24/2001 12:29 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Life Uncommon" (To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!! No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard Left's hearts cry out!! Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!! Set down your chains, until only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves... To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith... To live, we must give...to live!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!
FReegards, my Jewel...MUD
225 posted on 09/25/2001 4:21 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Just a first draft...the Final Recording promises to be special.)
