Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1414086 Comments:3287
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)"
Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow.
"Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords"
Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh.
"Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)"
Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial. I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!!
"Dorothy....? Lady Liberty"
That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!!
"Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)"
Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand....
"Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson"
Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!!
"The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS."
LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country."
"The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..."
Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on, there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!!
"The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..."
Yep...we're on the same page.
"The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL."
Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!!
FReegards...MUD
357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORES!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE- IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
MUDflashback....
178 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 12:53:21 PM by Mudboy Slim (Nixon was BAD...Clinton IS MUCH MUCH WORSE!!!)
#1749. To: dead, dwbh, El Rushbo, A K A Stone, Mark Levin, holdonnow, putupon (#1748)
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATs by site... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz were queer... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Slick Willie and McAuliffe... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Med'yuh Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...and there's MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuh Whores could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... The Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...INDICT LEFT'S 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" Terry said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but our Base don't know!! Slim, that Chi-Com cash we did take... Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemocRATs they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN, MAC...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D)> Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... Yours truly is presidin'!!!"
Well, Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Slick's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "McAuliffe Crimes...Soon Will be EXPOSED!!" Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... That man MUD loves...sure does miss him so. Folks, them Lib'ral Scandals must be cracked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below... The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
FReegards...MUD
Special thanks to dead for exposing me to this song.
181 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 1:18:15 PM by Mudboy Slim (MythMaker...MUD)
#1751. To: Common Tator, sinkspur, CWO Jackson, Cyber Liberty, GOP Lady, Lady In Blue, Lazamataz (#1750)(Edited)
"Mr. Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Ummm yeah...oooh...
Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please... How much does Justice mean?! Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Got yer White House...you got the Power!! All I got, George...is my guitar!! But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent... When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!! Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
Listen to how it sounds...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
One more time... I should not be here...on my knees... But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!! Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh... Won't you just INDICT Terry?!
I told ya, Dubyuh... Got yer White House...you got the Power!! Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!! Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh... Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?! Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...
Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz
BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.
So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
FReegards...MUD
334 posted on Friday, September 28, 2001 7:53:18 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice Fer Traitors Ain't Negotiable!!)
