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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1729. To: poet, backhoe, Cincinatus' Wife, ChaseR, Landru, FallGuy, Snow Bunny, t-shirt, Dukie, Jeff Head (#1728)
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Mudboy Slim Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!! A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for Over a Five Months-- been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW, hey backhoe...can ya link some email addresses and contact info to this thread?! 301 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 3:50:38 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! (BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'd rather listen to old people eat... then listen to the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands from the hippie era. You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
The big Potheadski. I'd have kicked his hippie ass out of my vehicle too.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Mick Jagger is something like a HUNNERD years old and just became a DADDY again a few months ago. Yeah, he mightta got a little weird with David Bowie back in the day, but I don't consider him OR Keith Richards OR George Harrison OR John Lennon 2 B "FAGS", G.I. (Not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!) Now...that Stones' drummer--Charlie Watts--may be another matter, but he was still a decent enuff drummer, imho. Better than Ringo Starr, and Ringo was boinkin' Barbara BACH back when she was HOT!! Of course, John Bonham and Keith Moon and the drummer from RUSH R MUDZ faves...MUD BTW...but I DO STILL LIKE the Eagles. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL..."The Big Lebowski" is a must-see flick, imho...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)" Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, "Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords" Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh. "Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)" Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... "Dorothy....? Lady Liberty" That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!! "Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)" Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand.... "Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson" Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!! "The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS." LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country." "The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..." Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, "The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..." Yep...we're on the same page. "The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL." Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar) We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Can't you see...woah, can't you see... Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... (BigMan pickin' on the guitar) Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... (Guitar-jammin'...) Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... Mudboy Slim )B^(D> 389 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 11:27:28 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Nixon's ghost has been revived... Mudboy Slim ---------------------------------------------- Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin', civilian-bombin', 1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim Gotta update some of the words, buy y'all git the gist...MUD BTW...The Syntaurz now have a piannie... 294 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 2:42:25 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends... Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Here's The Plan, get control again... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... FReegards...MUD 103 posted on Friday, December 07, 2001 4:58:27 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There is everything wrong with fags. They spread sickness. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Hippies suck. Like fags, they too were an embarrassment to mankind. Dysfunctional, weak and deviant. They were the start of the weak, pathetic anything goes society we have today. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Gay-bashing ain't gonna win U any BrownEEpoints, imho...MUD "They spread sickness." Don't we ALL, GI?! Yer better than THAT, I reckon... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Betcha a lotta "hippies" can WHUP YER ARSE...as can...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Only if you fight better than you rhyme. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Well, as a matter of fact, I CAN... "Billll Clinton !!!...We have you surrounded...Drop the cigar... 45 Posted on 06/28/2001 21:20:58 PDT by kristinn DeeCee FReepers...They Set the Pace, don't they?! Huzzah...huzzah...huzzah...MUD 151 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 1:54:04 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Not Yours To Give" Col. David Crockett US Representative from Tennessee Originally published in "The Life of Colonel David Crockett," by Edward Sylvester Ellis. "One day in the House of Representatives a bill was taken up appropriating money for the benefit of a widow of a distinguished naval officer. Several beautiful speeches had been made in its support. The speaker was just about to put the question when Crockett arose: "Mr. Speaker--I have as much respect for the memory of the deceased, and as much sympathy for the suffering of the living, if there be, as any man in this House, but we must not permit our respect for the dead or our sympathy for part of the living to lead us into an act of injustice to the balance of the living. I will not go into an argument to prove that Congress has not the power to appropriate this money as an act of charity. Every member on this floor knows it. We have the right as individuals, to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money. Some eloquent appeals have been made to us upon the ground that it is a debt due the deceased. Mr. Speaker, the deceased lived long after the close of the war; he was in office to the day of his death, and I ever heard that the government was in arrears to him. "Every man in this House knows it is not a debt. We cannot without the grossest corruption, appropriate this money as the payment of a debt. We have not the semblance of authority to appropriate it as charity. Mr. Speaker, I have said we have the right to give as much money of our own as we please. I am the poorest man on this floor. I cannot vote for this bill, but I will give one week's pay to the object, and if every member of Congress will do the same, it will amount to more than the bill asks." He took his seat. Nobody replied. The bill was put upon its passage, and, instead of passing unanimously, as was generally supposed, and as, no doubt, it would, but for that speech, it received but few votes, and, of course, was lost. Later, when asked by a friend why he had opposed the appropriation, Crockett gave this explanation: "Several years ago I was one evening standing on the steps of the Capitol with some members of Congress, when our attention was attracted by a great light over in Georgetown. It was evidently a large fire. We jumped into a hack and drove over as fast as we could. In spite of all that could be done, many houses were burned and many families made houseless, and besides, some of them had lost all but the clothes they had on. The weather was very cold, and when I saw so many children suffering, I felt that something ought to be done for them. The next morning a bill was introduced appropriating $20,000 for their relief. We put aside all other business and rushed it through as soon as it could be done. "The next summer, when it began to be time to think about election, I concluded I would take a scout around among the boys of my district. I had no opposition there but, as the election was some time off, I did not know what might turn up. When riding one day in a part of my district in which I was more of a stranger than any other, I saw a man in a field plowing and coming toward the road. I gauged my gait so that we should meet as he came up, I spoke to the man. He replied politely, but as I thought, rather coldly. "I began: 'Well friend, I am one of those unfortunate beings called candidates and--- "Yes I know you; you are Colonel Crockett. I have seen you once before, and voted for you the last time you were elected. I suppose you are out electioneering now, but you had better not waste your time or mine, I shall not vote for you again." "This was a sockdolger...I begged him tell me what was the matter. "Well Colonel, it is hardly worthwhile to waste time or words upon it. I do not see how it can be mended, but you gave a vote last winter which shows that either you have not capacity to understand the Constitution, or that you are wanting in the honesty and firmness to be guided by it. In either case you are not the man to represent me. But I beg your pardon for expressing it that way. I did not intend to avail myself of the privilege of the constituent to speak plainly to a candidate for the purpose of insulting you or wounding you.' "I intend by it only to say that your understanding of the constitution is very different from mine; and I will say to you what but for my rudeness, I should not have said, that I believe you to be honest. But an understanding of the constitution different from mine I cannot overlook, because the Constitution, to be worth anything, must be held sacred, and rigidly observed in all its provisions. The man who wields power and misinterprets it is the more dangerous the honest he is.' " 'I admit the truth of all you say, but there must be some mistake. Though I live in the backwoods and seldom go from home, I take the papers from Washington and read very carefully all the proceedings of Congress. My papers say you voted for a bill to appropriate $20,000 to some sufferers by fire in Georgetown. Is that true? "Well my friend; I may as well own up. You have got me there. But certainly nobody will complain that a great and rich country like ours should give the insignificant sum of $20,000 to relieve its suffering women and children, particularly with a full and overflowing treasury, and I am sure, if you had been there, you would have done just the same as I did.' "It is not the amount, Colonel, that I complain of; it is the principle. In the first place, the government ought to have in the Treasury no more than enough for its legitimate purposes. But that has nothing with the question. The power of collecting and disbursing money at pleasure is the most dangerous power that can be entrusted to man, particularly under our system of collecting revenue by a tariff, which reaches every man in the country, no matter how poor he may be, and the poorer he is the more he pays in proportion to his means. What is worse, it presses upon him without his knowledge where the weight centers, for there is not a man in the United States who can ever guess how much he pays to the government. So you see, that while you are contributing to relieve one, you are drawing it from thousands who are even worse off than he. If you had the right to give anything, the amount was simply a matter of discretion with you, and you had as much right to give $20,000,000 as $20,000. If you have the right to give at all; and as the Constitution neither defines charity nor stipulates the amount, you are at liberty to give to any and everything which you may believe, or profess to believe, is a charity and to any amount you may think proper. You will very easily perceive what a wide door this would open for fraud and corruption and favoritism, on the one hand, and for robbing the people on the other. 'No, Colonel, Congress has no right to give charity.' "'Individual members may give as much of their own money as they please, but they have no right to touch a dollar of the public money for that purpose. If twice as many houses had been burned in this country as in Georgetown, neither you nor any other member of Congress would have Thought of appropriating a dollar for our relief. There are about two hundred and forty members of Congress. If they had shown their sympathy for the sufferers by contributing each one week's pay, it would have made over $13,000. There are plenty of wealthy men around Washington who could have given $20,000 without depriving themselves of even a luxury of life.' "The congressmen chose to keep their own money, which, if reports be true, some of them spend not very creditably; and the people about Washington, no doubt, applauded you for relieving them from necessity of giving what was not yours to give. The people have delegated to Congress, by the Constitution, the power to do certain things. To do these, it is authorized to collect and pay moneys, and for nothing else. Everything beyond this is usurpation, and a violation of the Constitution.' "'So you see, Colonel, you have violated the Constitution in what I consider a vital point. It is a precedent fraught with danger to the country, for when Congress once begins to stretch its power beyond the limits of the Constitution, there is no limit to it, and no security for the people. I have no doubt you acted honestly, but that does not make it any better, except as far as you are personally concerned, and you see that I cannot vote for you.' "I tell you I felt streaked. I saw if I should have opposition, and this man should go to talking and in that district I was a gone fawn-skin. I could not answer him, and the fact is, I was so fully convinced that he was right, I did not want to. But I must satisfy him, and I said to him: "Well, my friend, you hit the nail upon the head when you said I had not sense enough to understand the Constitution. I intended to be guided by it, and thought I had studied it fully. I have heard many speeches in Congress about the powers of Congress, but what you have said here at your plow has got more hard, sound sense in it than all the fine speeches I ever heard. If I had ever taken the view of it that you have, I would have put my head into the fire before I would have given that vote; and if you will forgive me and vote for me again, if I ever vote for another unconstitutional law I wish I may be shot.' "He laughingly replied; 'Yes, Colonel, you have sworn to that once before, but I will trust you again upon one condition. You are convinced that your vote was wrong. Your acknowledgment of it will do more good than beating you for it. If, as you go around the district, you will tell people about this vote, and that you are satisfied it was wrong, I will not only vote for you, but will do what I can to keep down opposition, and perhaps, I may exert some little influence in that way.' "If I don't, said I, 'I wish I may be shot; and to convince you that I am in earnest in what I say I will come back this way in a week or ten days, and if you will get up a gathering of people, I will make a speech to them. Get up a barbecue, and I will pay for it.' "No, Colonel, we are not rich people in this section but we have plenty of provisions to contribute for a barbecue, and some to spare for those who have none. The push of crops will be over in a few days, and we can then afford a day for a barbecue. 'This Thursday; I will see to getting it up on Saturday week. Come to my house on Friday, and we will go together, and I promise you a very respectable crowd to see and hear you. "'Well I will be here. But one thing more before I say good-bye. I must know your name." "'My name is Bunce.' "'Not Horatio Bunce?' "'Yes "'Well, Mr. Bunce, I never saw you before, though you say you have seen me, but I know you very well. I am glad I have met you, and very proud that I may hope to have you for my FRiend.' "It was one of the luckiest hits of my life that I met him. He mingled but little with the public, but was widely known for his remarkable intelligence, and for a heart brim-full and running over with kindness and benevolence, which showed themselves not only in words but in acts. He was the oracle of the whole country around him, and his fame had extended far beyond the circle of his immediate acquaintance. Though I had never met him, before, I had heard much of him, and but for this meeting it is very likely I should have had opposition, and had been beaten. One thing is very certain, no man could now stand up in that district under such a vote. "At the appointed time I was at his house, having told our conversation to every crowd I had met, and to every man I stayed all night with, and I found that it gave the people an interest and confidence in me stronger than I had ever seen manifested before. "Though I was considerably fatigued when I reached his house, and, under ordinary circumstances, should have gone early to bed, I kept him up until midnight talking about the principles and affairs of government, and got more real, true knowledge of them than I had got all my life before." "I have known and seen much of him since, for I respect him - no, that is not the word - I reverence and love him more than any living man, and I go to see him two or three times every year; and I will tell you, sir, if every one who professes to be a Christian lived and acted and enjoyed it as he does, the religion of Christ would take the world by storm. "But to return to my story. The next morning we went to the barbecue and, to my surprise, found about a thousand men there. I met a good many whom I had not known before, and they and my friend introduced me around until I had got pretty well acquainted - at least, they all knew me. "In due time notice was given that I would speak to them. They gathered up around a stand that had been erected. I opened my speech by saying: "Fellow-citizens - I present myself before you today feeling like a new man. My eyes have lately been opened to truths which ignorance or prejudice or both, had heretofore hidden from my view. I feel that I can today offer you the ability to render you more valuable service than I have ever been able to render before. I am here today more for the purpose of acknowledging my error than to seek your votes. That I should make this acknowledgment is due to myself as well as to you. Whether you will vote for me is a matter for your consideration only." "I went on to tell them about the fire and my vote for the appropriation and then told them why I was satisfied it was wrong. I closed by saying: "And now, fellow-citizens, it remains only for me to tell you that the most of the speech you have listened to with so much interest was simply a repetition of the arguments by which your neighbor, Mr. Bunce, convinced me of my error. "It is the best speech I ever made in my life, but he is entitled to the credit for it. And now I hope he is satisfied with his convert and that he will get up here and tell you so.' "He came up to the stand and said: "Fellow-citizens - it affords me great pleasure to comply with the request of Colonel Crockett. I have always considered him a thoroughly honest man, and I am satisfied that he will faithfully perform all that he has promised you today.' "He went down, and there went up from that crowd such a shout for Davy Crockett as his name never called forth before.' "I am not much given to tears, but I was taken with a choking then and felt some big drops rolling down my cheeks. And I tell you now that the remembrance of those few words spoken by such a man, and the honest, hearty shout they produced, is worth more to me than all the honors I have received and all the reputation I have ever made, or ever shall make, as a member of Congress.' "Now, sir," concluded Crockett, "you know why I made that speech yesterday. "There is one thing which I will call your attention, "you remember that I proposed to give a week's pay. There are in that House many very wealthy men - men who think nothing of spending a week's pay, or a dozen of them, for a dinner or a wine party when they have something to accomplish by it. Some of those same men made beautiful speeches upon the great debt of gratitude which the country owed the deceased--a debt which could not be paid by money--and the insignificance and worthlessness of money, particularly so insignificant a sum as $20,000 when weighed against the honor of the nation. Yet not one of them responded to my proposition. Money with them is nothing but trash when it is to come out of the people. But it is the one great thing for which most of them are striving, and many of them sacrifice honor, integrity, and justice to obtain it." Good History, mi amigo...MUD 156 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 3:00:15 AM by Mudboy Slim (Where ya been, ol' timer?!) Virginia Congresscritter Eric Cantor got hisself Horatio Bunce'd outta office, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... La la la la la la la la... Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Mudboy Slim "Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim MUDflashback.... 178 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 12:53:21 PM by Mudboy Slim MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... Well, these DemocRATs they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Well, Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Slick's denials were a JOKE!! Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... Blue skies above...clear stream below... FReegards...MUD Special thanks to dead for exposing me to this song. 181 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 1:18:15 PM by Mudboy Slim Love singing THIS one...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Seventeen fitty...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ummm yeah...oooh... Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please... Got yer White House...you got the Power!! Listen to how it sounds... (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) One more time... I told ya, Dubyuh... Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be. So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration... INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. FReegards...MUD 334 posted on Friday, September 28, 2001 7:53:18 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Crossing the highway late last night You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road Take a whiff on me that ain't no rose You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road You got your dead cat You got your dead stoner in the middle of the road Come on, stink... Mark W. 208 posted on 9/25/2001 10:36:21 AM by MarkWar "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thanks fer the musical offerin', Mark. Now... Sooooo...yer Ultimate Goal is to save these so-called "stoners" from being squashed by a car or truck, right? Righteous man you are, sir, worryin' about all them folks who could be ruinin' their lives with the Evil Ganjah...do you feel the same compassion for users of the MUCH MORE DANGEROUS DRUG of Beer? You could easily substitute the word "drunkard" for "stoner"...would that song work in yer political lexicon just as well? And what if these "stoners" promise to smoke only within their own home... Squash Problem fixed, right?! BTW...I believe I posted a coupla questions fer ya...would you be so kind as to address them? Righteous Regards...MUD 209 posted on 9/25/2001 12:12:34 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Luis G in BOLD..."I've tried to write, for days now I have tried, but the words blur, and the keys fade from sight. My hands tremble and my heart is heavy inside me." You and me both, my Friend...I sat there in front of my TeeVee for the first 2-3 days, watching the coverage and wondering what more I could have done to prevent this Tragedy. This is payback for 35 years of obscuring the Truth 'bout the Existence of Good vs. Evil...and I couldn't do a damn thing to make folks realize this before it was too late!! "For days now, I go through the motions of going through the motions. I work, I drive, I brush my teeth, I eat, and I do all those things that I do everyday, all the normal things that I do in my life, and at the end of the day, I can't remember doing any of it." Yep...days 4-5 I tried to avoid as much of the Mourning as possible and dove into any number of unfinished projects to keep my mind from focusing on how enraged I was getting. Any Country that can sit idly by and watch the Rapist-in- Chief bomb the Hell outta Kosovar Christian women and children has gotta expect Judgement Day is just around the corner...but I never expected it to be this bad!! Then again, with Clinton selling Nuclear Secrets to Our Number One Geo- Political Adversary, it couldda been a Nuclear Holocaust we were dealing with right now!! "All I can remember are the faces of the people; the beautiful American faces of our people, covered with soot, covered with tears, or covered with both, holding the pictures of their loved ones, and asking why. I look at their faces, the faces in those pictures, and I can't tell whether they are northerners, southerners, liberals, conservatives, immigrants, or natural-born. I can't tell if they are gay, or straight, pro-choice, or pro-life...and I don't care, they are all my brothers and sisters, and savages who hate us simply because of what America stands for, have murdered them." You do have a gift, my FRiend. Thanks fer sharing. And share more as you feel the urge, this thread ain't goin' away. FReegards...MUD 247 posted on 9/26/2001 12:17:12 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey Mudboy Slim, please do not ping me to this stuff. It is a topic I have no interest, or concern in. Thanks Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
no problema...capiche.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Pathetic...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, [goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country." EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton as the "sacrificial lamb" in an attempt to nip the building rage in the bud... Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... MUD like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENTZ!!(HOO-Yah!!) Lemme do what I wanna do... Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD 124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim LOL...MUD Alright, folks, we're all FRiends here...what happened last weekend and how can we fix it?! 509 posted on Thursday, November 14, 2002 2:10:29 PM by Mudboy Slim Operation Noble Eagle proceeding per plan...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan") Slick's a Masterful Whore... Bin Laden's never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Mudboy Slim BTW...sorry JimRob, but I had to post the Right Words. 49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim HOT diggity DOG...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on harp...) I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I FReep...therefore, I AM!! (MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!) I never thought it'd be this easy... (MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!) Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReegards...MUD "No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." 1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim 144 posted on 09/24/2001 12:29 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright... Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! FReegards, my Jewel...MUD 225 posted on 09/25/2001 4:21 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim SUM things R meant 2 B...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) The Zeitgeist = the Holy Spirit = P.O. (sorta)...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, On Monday, Iraqi lawmakers voted to call on the Shiite-led Baghdad government to “respond in kind to the American decision in the event that the American side does not to withdraw its decision,” reports Agence France- Presse (AFP), citing Iraqi member of parliament (MP) Hakim al-Zamili, who quoted the text of the decision that was read during the parliamentary session. “Parliament voted by majority on calling on the Iraqi government and the foreign ministry to respond in kind,” declared MP Zamili. Iraqi MP Sadiq al-Laban reportedly confirmed that “the vote was for a call on the government” to enact a reciprocal ban. Al Jazeera points out, “The [Iraqi parliament] vote on Monday is not thought to be binding on the government of Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi, whose government has made no official comment on the order.” Trump Rox...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... (Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin') Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down... (Keyboard/Guitar Jammin') Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... FReegards...MUDboyz slim again "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim (mike drop...) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good one.
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(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC,
has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party,
yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!!
As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind
behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds
so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power,
and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming.
Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall-- on this Crime,
and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!!
But now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!!
Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those
HOO need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!
(NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers/LibertyFlamers!!)
And ChaseR, could you find me a thread or two that explains just what a FELON and CREEP and SWINDLER Terry McAuliffe REALLY IS?!!
He needs to be INDICTED...T-Mac Needs to be INDICTED NOW!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1730. To: GrandIsland, Migjagger, Cyber-Band, dead, EdZep, dirtboy, tinman, leadpenny, ironman, Reagan Man, Taxman (#1675)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many young man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who dared Think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame!
Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!!
Ummmm...YEAH!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
So when you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade.
Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!
...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1731. To: Mudboy Slim (#1730)
#1732. To: GrandIsland, Mudboy Slim (#1731)
You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#1733. To: Deckard (#1732)
#1734. To: GrandIsland (#1731)
"...the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1735. To: Deckard, The Big Lebowski (#1732)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1736. To: GrandIsland (#1733)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1737. To: Deckard, dead, timeout, lowbridge, Luis Gonzalez, Dukie, Jeff Head, buckeroo, snow bunny (#1732)
I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow.
demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial.
I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!!
and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on,
there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1738. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez (#1737)
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make ALL the Sheeple know!!
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals're ENSLAVIN' the Weak?!
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he could die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate U & ME?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our bein' FREE?!
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...RATZ WE'll attack!!
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe US bein' FREE?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1739. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#1738)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting olde...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage!
Now TRUMPsters take center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office
and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!!
Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!!
You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
(The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Watch Out, Osama bil Clinton, U MUDZ B!+C#!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1740. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman (#1739)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1741. To: Mudboy Slim (#1734)
"FAGS", (Not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!)
#1742. To: Mudboy Slim (#1736)
"Hippies ROCK"
#1743. To: GrandIsland (#1741)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1744. To: GrandIsland (#1742)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1745. To: Mudboy Slim (#1744)
Betcha a lotta "hippies" can WHUP YER ARSE...as can...MUD
#1746. To: GrandIsland, goldilucky, kristinn, Doctor Raoul, D28Man, Sauropod, Ironman, Angelwood (#1745)
"Only if you fight better than you rhyme."
Step away from the intern...and come out...with your pants..UP !!!!"
Credit to Doctor Raoul and D28Man.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1747. To: Ironword (#1746)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1748. To: dwbh (#1737)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
The blame it is all Left's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he knows?!
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORES!!!
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down...
Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
(RE- IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
(Nixon was BAD...Clinton IS MUCH MUCH WORSE!!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1749. To: dead, dwbh, El Rushbo, A K A Stone, Mark Levin, holdonnow, putupon (#1748)
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATs by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Med'yuh Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...and there's MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuh Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Remove Slick's stain...INDICT LEFT'S 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Terry said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but our Base don't know!!
Slim, that Chi-Com cash we did take...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN, MAC...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D)>
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Yours truly is presidin'!!!"
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
"McAuliffe Crimes...Soon Will be EXPOSED!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
That man MUD loves...sure does miss him so.
Folks, them Lib'ral Scandals must be cracked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
(MythMaker...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1750. To: All (#1749)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1751. To: Common Tator, sinkspur, CWO Jackson, Cyber Liberty, GOP Lady, Lady In Blue, Lazamataz (#1750)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...
(Justice Fer Traitors Ain't Negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1752. To: Deckard, redleghunter, goldilucky (#1732)
A: Go west, young man, go west!
Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1753. To: Stoner, Mark W, A K A Stone (#1689)
...Obviously NOT a fan of users of THC-based products, imho.
(with apologies to Loudon Wainwright III)
He should have look left and he should have looked right
He didn't see that station wagon car
The stoner got squashed, well, there you are
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
Roll up your window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
And you got your dead dog
On a moon light night you got your dead toad frog
You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts are gonna make you swoon
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
Dead stoner in the middle of the road
And he's stinkin' to high heaven.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1754. To: MarkWar, MUDDOG, FISHHOG (#1753)
"The stoner got squashed, well, there you are..."
(Hey...whatever happened to my Dawg?!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1755. To: MWS, MBS, MUD, Mudboy Slim (#1754)
(Edited)
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
love it or live it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1756. To: Luis Gonzalez (#1746)
(Rush said it best, "America doesn't Conquer, We Liberate!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1757. To: Mudboy Slim (#1753)
#1758. To: Stoner (#1757)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1759. To: GrandIsland (#1745)
'The books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone today!'
-- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November 2004"
on the topic of school textbooks
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1760. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, eddie willers, Irma, amom, AAPATRIOT, t-shirt, A+Bert (#1659)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Mighty Quinn")
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
MUD like his Late-nite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1761. To: All (#1760)
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!!
[=^D]>;---m8===3
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, MUD'll piss on yer head!!
(What did I say about things happenin' in 3's?!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1762. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Sultan88, AGreatPer, GrandmaC, AuntB, Billie Battz, Landru, sneakypete (#1759)
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help FReep fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
Folks, I feel Right in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Let's INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got T-MAC on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta take down Left's AlphaMale!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll DETHRONE his Soul to HELL!!!
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!) flashback...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1763. To: Jewel (#1762)
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!
(Just a first draft...the Final Recording promises to be special.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1764. To: Deckard (#1732)
Some think it is the voice of God."
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1765. To: GrandIsland, Arne Fufkin, Goldi-lox (#1745)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1766. To: MUDZ MoJoRisin, Janis ThePearl Joplin, Curt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Bryan Jones, AmyWinehouse (#1765)
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Trash the White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1767. To: MetalHeadz (#1755)
by Metallica
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
love it or live it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1768. To: BufordP, Cyber-Band, dead, Slick Willie, Angelique, stand watie, AuntB, dirtboy, GrandmaC (#1767)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1769. To: Mudboy Slim (#1752)
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