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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Weird Stuff/Unexplained See other Weird Stuff/Unexplained Articles Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source: war URL Source: [None] Published: Jan 13, 2010 Author: war Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords: None Views: 1413188 Comments: 3287 Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom. Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Comments (1-1707) not displayed.       .       .       . #1708. To: hondo68, lone green eyshade, snow bunny (#1652) "Black III" "I HATE RUNNING, but have great respect for those that do it!!! Way too much for my tolerance, or lack thereof, for pain." No pain...just whatever I put on my Walkman. Seriously...you wanna run fer seven miles?! Chart a course, put on a good Limbaugh 30-minute cassette, and get hoofin' it!! Seven four-minute miles later yer finishing up... (with two minutes left over fer the warmdown)...LOL!! "Requires a great deal of "thinking out of the box", an artform that many believe if an oxymoron for we financial types. Thankfully, I had a great education in my many years of negotiation of acquisitions, divestitures, etc. at a former employer. Like I've said before, if anyone who knew anything had read my resume, I would never have gotten in the door. Their loss, our gain. But even harder than uncovering the trail is explaining it to my "team" so that they are equally convinced as to what they are seeing. No one wants any surprises! So my background as an algebra teacher has also been very valuable--- take the complex and break it down, variable by variable, and solve one at a time, bit by bit, until you get E=MC2! (Don't know the HTML for "squared"!)" Yep...and me neither regarding the HTML fer "squared"...cost me a good FReepin' FRiend, M-squared!! LOL...MUD 306 posted on Monday, November 05, 2001 11:07:23 AM by Mudboy Slim Sow sayeth...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   15:32:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1709. To: All DemRATZ and RINOZ up there in the Deeee Swamp...Stay OUTTA Richmond, y'ALL!! (#1708) Seriously...!! "PONGA ATTENCION, ILLEGALS!!" NO SANCTUARY 4 scoffLAWS in Richmond, VA!! "Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)!" (To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)") Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! DemocRATS, got'em a sleazy style!" Open yer eyes and hear what I say, "Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!" Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near! Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore... Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!! Why not sing about Billzabubba? Medyuh ignores the things that he's done. Yes, the Left's been foolin' you, Elite's arrogance just belittles you!! Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... Don't stop, there's no need for fear! Election year's right around the bend... DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!! (Guitar solo) All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... It won't take but a little while. Right will fight until Bill is through... Treas'nous ways must discontinue!! Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear! We can do much better than Algore... Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done! Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!! Future looks brighter than before, With Liberal's gone, Big Guv'ments done!! Ooooohhh, kick Slick outta town! Ooooohhh, don'tcha feel so proud?!! Ooooohhh, kick Left outta town! MUDBOY SLIM --------------------------- BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!! FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE FORTHCOMING!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim Left's Goin' Down and Goin' Down HARD!! Pilin' On's not only expected, but encouraged!! Bout time, y'all...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   15:43:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1710. To: All PATRIOTick FLAMErz out THERE and there and over THERE!! Just not U...yeah, you, dumbA!! (#1709) RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. We ain't DUNN yet...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   15:47:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1711. To: Landru aka FunkyDan Medina aka ManPimp (#1710) Landru: "If there's one thing you can do Mud, it's take a punch; while laughing in their face. ...and that more than anything other thing, really pi$$es 'em off." Thank you, sir, I consider that quite a compliment. IMHO, my ability to shrug off small setbacks is based almost entirely ON/IN my 100%, never-contradicted belief in the over-riding FACT, that... "Right's Winning!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming") Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first... That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!! Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...It's God's Design...Right's Winning!! Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!! (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! Right's winning...come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Thursday, November 08, 2001 11:07:34 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   15:58:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1712. To: Charlie Daniels, Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson (#1711) (Edited) "The ENEMY withIN!!" "Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our president’s handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing we’re doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years we’ll never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesn’t believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that we’re losing the war in Afghanistan. We’ve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But that’s not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. It’s just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. It’s bound to happen but we don’t need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front I’d like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Don’t you people realize what you’re doing? Don’t you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Don’t you know or care that if we don’t finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we don’t even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they don’t need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they don’t know what they’re doing. They know what they’re doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. They’re ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldn’t know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas ain’t going to give in to your incessant needling. He’s made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies won’t be coming home anymore." What do U think?!! God Bless America Charlie Daniels Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels All rights under copyright reserved...and RESPECTED here, CDB!! Dittos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   16:07:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1713. To: Slyfox, dwbh, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, ChaseR, Donald J. Trump, Mike Pence (#1712) "So, what do we want to INDICT the EX-Rapist-in-Chief for?!" Well, fer starters, how 'bout... "Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times Lying Under Oath as Attorney General Lying Under Oath in a Deposition Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer Abuse of Power Obstruction of Justice Deriliction of Duty Bribe Solicitation Taking Bribes Bribery of Cabinent Members Bribery of State Officials Treason Corruption Coercion Graft False Swearing Malfeasance of Office Perjury Subornation of Perjury Criminal Trespass Witness Intimidation Witness Tampering Jury Tampering Ethics Violations Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice Misrepresentation Civil Contempt of Court Criminal Contempt of Court Contempt of Congress Contempt of the American People High Crimes Misdemeanors Deception False Testimony Factually False Testimony Misconduct Serious Misconduct Professional Misconduct Notorious Misconduct Obstruction of the Judicial Process Recklessness Grand Larceny Extortion Blackmail Substance Abuse Evidence Suppression Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding Aiding and Abetting Espionage Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking Real Estate Fraud Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions Use of State Police for Personal Purposes Illegal Loan Extraction False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths Improper Futures Trading Illegal Use of the Executive Branch Character Defamation Voter Fraud Racketeering Destruction of Evidence Political Espionage Money Laundering Criminal Negligence RICO Conspiracy Misuse of Government Files Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws Judicial Intimidation Conflict of Interests Illegal Campaign Activity Misuse of Corporate Assets Ordering Politically Motivated Audits Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations Misapplying Funds Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act Conspiracy to Conceal Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus Misuse of Taxpayer Funds Interfering with a Court Order Theft of Government Property Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel Anti-American Espionage Jeopardizing National Security Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering Murder by Accessory by Forgery Foreign Influence Peddling Regular Influence Peddling Corrupting Public Discourse Providing False and Misleading Testimony Interferring with a Custody Case Kidnapping by Accessory Child Endangerment Sexual Harassment Indecent Exposure Sexual Abuse of Employees Lewd and Lascivious Conduct Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors Sexual Assault Statutory Rape Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor Unfit to hold a law license Conduct Unbecoming a President Squandering the Public Trust 52 posted on 11/10/01 11:25 AM Pacific by Slyfox" Nice list, Slyfox...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   16:21:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1714. To: LoneGreenEyeshade, Mudboy Slim, cdwright, Victoria Delsoul, dwbh, Landru, Jim Robinson, NoDemocratsIn2000, FallGuy (#1713) "MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits..." LGE: "I DO AGREE: THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song. Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny. Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many. Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable! ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope. Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity. Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed. Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders! THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too! The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is! Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees! …Go for it…and thanks. LOL,LGE" 510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   16:27:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1715. To: U (#1714) C U all at CPAC...heh heh heh. "Justa Prison Drone" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone") Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...MUD WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!! You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now they don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!! Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" "I DON'T THINK SO!!!" How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!! Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown..."YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!" Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!! You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"(tm)... Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!! (Sweet harp to fade) MUD ---------------------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!! 1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!! ) )=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!! 536 posted on Monday, March 03, 2003 9:01:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-25   16:40:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1716. To: Atty. Gen. Mark HERRING, UVA Sigma Chi, Wm DINKINS, Tim HEAPHee, Mark Levin, TheGreatO.N.E., F.Lee LeVin?! (#1714) Heh heh heh...damned INgrates...MUD)B^C> "Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?!!" A: A Doberman/PITBULL mix...named "HUAN!!" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Thank U...thankyouveryVERYberrymuch...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   10:46:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1717. To: Nuff sed...MUD (#1714) "Nuff sed...MUD" "Nuff sed...MUD" Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   10:51:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1718. To: Stoner, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom, Jhoffa_, Willie Green, war, Fred Mertz (#1689) "Mr. EX-Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker") Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... How much does Power mean?! Won't you reconsider, Willie?! Won't you do this thing fer me?! RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!! Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent... Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?! Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please... Slick, listen to MUD's sound... (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie... Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!! Won'tcha reconsider, Willie... Won't you just RESIGN fer me?! I told ya, Willie... Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!! Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!! Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher... Won't you RESIGN afore MUD gits MEAN?! BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!" FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   11:16:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1719. To: Paul Cruce, Ironword, GrandmaC, Jeff Head, Harpo11, clarity, looky, Dan from Michigan, amom (#1718) "Pictures of Ziang Zemin" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men") When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!! Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead... When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!! Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!! Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!! Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?! Willard...you'd best RESIGN... And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!! (hauntin' formal fiddle) Let MUD take CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's... Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD SHALL legislate!!! FReegards, all...MUD P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930. 6 posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   11:23:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1720. To: Darth Sidious, js1138, truthandlife, Northpaw, 1rudeboy, George W. Bush, d14truth, BilltheDrill (#1708) "Shan't Git Fooled Again!!" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again") We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!! We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!! We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!! (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means Momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!! Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around... Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!! "Meet the new boss...his name is DON TRUMP!!" Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   11:30:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1721. To: SlixMUDZbitch, TmaxMUDZbitch, A K A Stone, FunkyDan Medina, Sauropod, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Willie Green, Jeff Head, TLBSHOW, kristinn, Angelwood (#1714) "SlixMUDZbitch; TmaxMUDZbitch" "Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) LFreegardzzz...MUD33 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   16:12:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1722. To: war, redleghunter, Clint Eastwood (#1624) Tell me again, which one of U.3. is THIS beauty?! Clint?! That U?! REDleg?! Nawww...it's GOTTA B "war"...LOL!! "Stand!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Hands") If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!! We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... 4 RIGHTz what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/POLTROONS/Nazis/Commies] most fear!! My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!! Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove LEFT's cancer!! Yes...heartache came to visit me... But MUD KNEW WHAT he WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!! My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!! In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!! My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!! We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!! NOW&allWAYS...Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) 5 posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 5:11:21 PM by Mudboy Slim (Ev'rythang happens in 3's!!! Ever notice THAT?) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   16:29:16 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1723. To: ChaseR, Landru, Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, Clinton's a liar, AuntB, Jeff Head, Buckeroo (#1717) "You are now FRee to get up and move around the cabin...FReep Away!!" "Absence of Fear" (To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear") Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... It knows and yearns...my Mind shan't waste!! Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room... E-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh [or sky-seedin' 4 lightnin']...ain't waitin' 4 you!! But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!! Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!! Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!! Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends... We must support the TRUMPster...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!! Justice-wantin'...and I am needing you here... Allah's the Absence of Fear!! Fer Justice hunger...Left's Justice-less is rilin' me... And it knows that yer no stranger...this is TYRANNY!! My hands will adore you...thru the darkness aim... They will lay you out in moonlight and reinvent yer name... For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here... The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!! Now have at it y'all...and make it interesting and touching and heartfelt!! I'll see ya tomorrow...MUD 7 posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 5:40:25 PM by Mudboy Slim (Now MUD lays his head down to rest...see ya Wednesdayzzz!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   16:39:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1724. To: Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, George W. Bush, The Real Rush, Reagan Man (#1723) "Prosecution...NOW!!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*) *(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited"...soon to be revisited by MUD) Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... We're kickin' Slick outta town!! The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots... The FReepers are in town!!!! We listen to the Maja Rushi... He's got us in a trance... One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals... The other's behind his back!! And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends... They lurk, therefore, they know... That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right... As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!! Yes, bin Laden, he is so sleazy... "It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles... )B=^D>>xxxH----B Slick underestimates MUD's moxie... MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!! Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry... The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!! So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac... By Halloween!!" Mudboy pleaded with the Left... "Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?! Is Slick's Legacy really worth... Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!" And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Left's stars...have they really no pride?! They support the Vile Rapist... So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!! All except fer FoxNewsChannel... TeeVee Networks should be ashamed... Fer ignorin' TYRANNY... Historians shall lay blame!! And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!! We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!" Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right... Willard's Prison-Bound!! Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid... On her twenty-second birthday... Her young future's already stained. To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic... Her mind can't shake Left's bent... Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends... But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!! 'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!! Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno, "Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!" Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!! Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores... And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks. Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful... Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat... 'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe... MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!! You folks may think we can't git Slick... But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!! Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!! Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!! Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!! This is no time fer patience... Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!" Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser... Put MUD in charge of fightin' WHOREaldo... Help kristinn FReep with Angelwood... Militiamen are kewl!! We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]... Come and join us, folks... If you folks care about yer Country... DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!! In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... Democrats're a Party Fer Elites... Left's Pantheon of Heroes... Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!! Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses... In hopes State Power will endure... Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants... To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!! Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls... "Come join us, GALZ, we got Roe... That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment... Abort IT, girl...then RATZ own yer SOUL!!" *(NAGS=National Association of Gals) Way past midnight, INS Agents... Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew... Raged down upon young Elian's home... Guns aimed at the camera crew!! Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro... Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!! Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders... With Castro pullin' strings!! If Liberty's such a hassle... Tell them Socialists to go... 'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots... Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! The Culture War is "ON!!" Bold Mudboy is singin', "Is U Right or is U WRONG?!" And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien... Forewarned against Tyrannic Power... While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!] Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!... Victory goes to the BOLD!! Folks, this Country must rethink how much... We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!! (Sweet Mudboy harpin'...) Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... In response to the one Slick wrote... Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!" MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!! Them FReepers that I've mentioned... Slick, I know them, they don't play!! Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation... And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!! Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good... Just save yer excuses, bro... Help MUD FReep the EX-President... Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!! (MUD harpin' and strummin'...) Mudboy Slim (8/21/00) 47 posted on Friday, September 21, 2001 3:02:04 AM by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice to be Done!! Aim small...Miss small....) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-26   16:58:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1725. To: hondo68, Linux Function, Snow Bunny, AuntB, Miss Marple, Lady C, GrandmaC, RedXinMUD (#1532) "Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do." -- Mark Twain (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Y, thank U...I like the cut of yer jib, as well...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   11:30:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1726. To: All VETS...and their SIGnificant OTHERS (#1725) "God BLESS ALL who have SERVED in the U.S. Military!!" "Black V" "A Soldier's Christmas" The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What are you doing?" I asked without fear "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here! Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!" For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, to the window that danced with a warm fire's light then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night" "Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me. My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam And now it is my turn and so, here I am. I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile. Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red white and blue... an American flag. "I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home, I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat, I can carry the weight of killing another or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers who stand at the front against any and all, to insure for all time that this flag will not fall." "So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son." Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone. To stand your own watch, no matter how long. For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust. That we mattered to you as you mattered to us. Michael Marks December 7th, 2000 marksman@patriot.net" FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   11:39:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1727. To: Landru, stand watie, ChaseR, Whiskey Papa, dead, dwbh, maHATma, Gandhi (#1722) Gandhi: "If I had to face only the Sermon on the Mount and my own interpretation of it, I should not hesitate to say, ‘O yes, I am a Christian." Gandhi: "I do not accept the orthodox teaching that Jesus was or is God incarnate in the accepted sense Or that he was or is the only son of God." Gandhi: "I love Christianity, Islam and many other faiths – through Hinduism." Gandhi: "The Allah of Islam is the same as the God of Christians and the Ishwar of Hindus." WOW!! Gandhi seems like a real happenin'--and WISE--dude!! Make Amnerica GREAT again...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   11:44:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1728. To: Administrative Simplicity, Poet, yankhater, Sultan88, Mrs. Greg Summers, goldilucky (#1727) "The 12 Days of Justice" (To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas) On the First Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Slick in a Penitentiary. On the Second Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to me Two Terms for Dubyuh And Slick in a Penitentiary. On the Third Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary. On the Fourth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Four subpoenas for Reno, Three more Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary. On the Fifth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpeonas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, and Slick in a Penitentiary. On the Sixth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Six More Pubbie Senators etc... On the Seventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Seven Hours of Limbaugh etc... On the Eighth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eight More House Conservatives etc... On the Ninth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Nine Jabs at Jeffords etc... On the Tenth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Ten Indictments for Hillary etc... On the Eleventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eleven Lib'ral Retirements etc... On the Twelfth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Twelve Years of Tax Cuts, Eleven Lib'ral Retirements, Ten Indictments for Hillary, Nine Jabs at Jeffords, Eight More House Conservatives, Seven Hours of Limbaugh, Six More Pubbie Senators, Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpoenas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!! Thank y'all for the help. For a poet...I'm slow at it. The Sultan 361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!! Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   11:55:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1729. To: poet, backhoe, Cincinatus' Wife, ChaseR, Landru, FallGuy, Snow Bunny, t-shirt, Dukie, Jeff Head (#1728) "Ring Dem Bells" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells") Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!! "Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!" Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!! Folks, it's Rush Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!! Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... And the Country's still filled with lost sheep. Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold FReepers are strong... And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!! Mudboy Slim Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall-- on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!! A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for Over a Five Months-- been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, But now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those HOO need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!! Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim (NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers/LibertyFlamers!!) BTW, hey backhoe...can ya link some email addresses and contact info to this thread?! And ChaseR, could you find me a thread or two that explains just what a FELON and CREEP and SWINDLER Terry McAuliffe REALLY IS?!! He needs to be INDICTED...T-Mac Needs to be INDICTED NOW!!! 301 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 3:50:38 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   12:09:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1730. To: GrandIsland, Migjagger, Cyber-Band, dead, EdZep, dirtboy, tinman, leadpenny, ironman, Reagan Man, Taxman (#1675) "No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil") Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!! They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame! They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!! I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!! (BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine) Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah! MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-27   17:35:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1731. To: Mudboy Slim (#1730) I'd rather listen to old people eat... then listen to the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands from the hippie era. You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح GrandIsland  posted on  2017-01-27   20:22:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1732. To: GrandIsland, Mudboy Slim (#1731) You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles. “Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it. Deckard  posted on  2017-01-27   21:31:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1733. To: Deckard (#1732) The big Potheadski. I'd have kicked his hippie ass out of my vehicle too. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح GrandIsland  posted on  2017-01-27   23:00:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1734. To: GrandIsland (#1731) "...the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands" Mick Jagger is something like a HUNNERD years old and just became a DADDY again a few months ago. Yeah, he mightta got a little weird with David Bowie back in the day, but I don't consider him OR Keith Richards OR George Harrison OR John Lennon 2 B "FAGS", G.I. (Not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!) Now...that Stones' drummer--Charlie Watts--may be another matter, but he was still a decent enuff drummer, imho. Better than Ringo Starr, and Ringo was boinkin' Barbara BACH back when she was HOT!! Of course, John Bonham and Keith Moon and the drummer from RUSH R MUDZ faves...MUD BTW...but I DO STILL LIKE the Eagles. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   10:23:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1735. To: Deckard, The Big Lebowski (#1732) LOL..."The Big Lebowski" is a must-see flick, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   10:25:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1736. To: GrandIsland (#1733) "Hippies ROCK...MUD" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   10:27:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1737. To: Deckard, dead, timeout, lowbridge, Luis Gonzalez, Dukie, Jeff Head, buckeroo, snow bunny (#1732) "Black V" "Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)" Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow. "Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords" Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh. "Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)" Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial. I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!! "Dorothy....? Lady Liberty" That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!! "Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)" Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand.... "Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson" Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!! "The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS." LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country." "The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..." Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on, there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!! "The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..." Yep...we're on the same page. "The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL." Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   10:40:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1738. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez (#1737) "Can't You See?!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See") (Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar) We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's. Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord, Gonna sing out, make ALL the Sheeple know!! Can't you see...woah, can't you see... What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me? Can't you see, can't you see... That DemLib'rals're ENSLAVIN' the Weak?! Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... Gonna taunt that punk to fight!! Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK... He gonna wish he could die!! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate U & ME?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our bein' FREE?! (BigMan pickin' on the guitar) Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Gotta stay on the Attack!! Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show... Twenty Mill...RATZ WE'll attack!! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?! (Guitar-jammin'...) Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe US bein' FREE?! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?! Mudboy Slim )B^(D> 389 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 11:27:28 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   10:58:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1739. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#1738) "Slick Willie's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene") Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme... It's Slick Willie's Final Scene! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Slick, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time Slick bleeds. Boy, it's finally time you leave! BOYYYY, you know just what I mean... It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!! Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... Right-Wing knew that long ago! Now the Medyuh's all upset... And Slick's lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!! Nixon's ghost has been revived... And Slick knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When Bill's gone, the healing starts. As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update] Bill looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!! Mudboy Slim ---------------------------------------------- This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!! Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!! 1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence) Gotta update some of the words, buy y'all git the gist...MUD BTW...The Syntaurz now have a piannie... Watch Out, Osama bil Clinton, U MUDZ B!+C#!!! 294 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 2:42:25 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   11:13:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1740. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman (#1739) "Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page") He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm... See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends... More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE! Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand. Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page... Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you...we didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow! FReegards...MUD 103 posted on Friday, December 07, 2001 4:58:27 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   11:24:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1741. To: Mudboy Slim (#1734) "FAGS", (Not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!) There is everything wrong with fags. They spread sickness. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح GrandIsland  posted on  2017-01-28   11:28:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1742. To: Mudboy Slim (#1736) "Hippies ROCK" Hippies suck. Like fags, they too were an embarrassment to mankind. Dysfunctional, weak and deviant. They were the start of the weak, pathetic anything goes society we have today. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح GrandIsland  posted on  2017-01-28   11:33:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1743. To: GrandIsland (#1741) Hey, que sera sera and all that...homosexual men and woMYN buy sneakers, too. Gay-bashing ain't gonna win U any BrownEEpoints, imho...MUD "They spread sickness." Don't we ALL, GI?! Yer better than THAT, I reckon... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   16:40:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1744. To: GrandIsland (#1742) Betcha a lotta "hippies" can WHUP YER ARSE...as can...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-28   16:41:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1745. To: Mudboy Slim (#1744) Betcha a lotta "hippies" can WHUP YER ARSE...as can...MUD Only if you fight better than you rhyme. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح GrandIsland  posted on  2017-01-28   18:47:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1746. To: GrandIsland, goldilucky, kristinn, Doctor Raoul, D28Man, Sauropod, Ironman, Angelwood (#1745) "Only if you fight better than you rhyme." Well, as a matter of fact, I CAN... "Black I" "Billll Clinton !!!...We have you surrounded...Drop the cigar... Step away from the intern...and come out...with your pants..UP !!!!" Credit to Doctor Raoul and D28Man. 45 Posted on 06/28/2001 21:20:58 PDT by kristinn DeeCee FReepers...They Set the Pace, don't they?! Huzzah...huzzah...huzzah...MUD 151 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 1:54:04 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-30   10:27:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1747. To: Ironword (#1746) "Not Yours To Give" Col. David Crockett US Representative from Tennessee Originally published in "The Life of Colonel David Crockett," by Edward Sylvester Ellis. "One day in the House of Representatives a bill was taken up appropriating money for the benefit of a widow of a distinguished naval officer. Several beautiful speeches had been made in its support. The speaker was just about to put the question when Crockett arose: "Mr. Speaker--I have as much respect for the memory of the deceased, and as much sympathy for the suffering of the living, if there be, as any man in this House, but we must not permit our respect for the dead or our sympathy for part of the living to lead us into an act of injustice to the balance of the living. I will not go into an argument to prove that Congress has not the power to appropriate this money as an act of charity. Every member on this floor knows it. We have the right as individuals, to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money. Some eloquent appeals have been made to us upon the ground that it is a debt due the deceased. Mr. Speaker, the deceased lived long after the close of the war; he was in office to the day of his death, and I ever heard that the government was in arrears to him. "Every man in this House knows it is not a debt. We cannot without the grossest corruption, appropriate this money as the payment of a debt. We have not the semblance of authority to appropriate it as charity. Mr. Speaker, I have said we have the right to give as much money of our own as we please. I am the poorest man on this floor. I cannot vote for this bill, but I will give one week's pay to the object, and if every member of Congress will do the same, it will amount to more than the bill asks." He took his seat. Nobody replied. The bill was put upon its passage, and, instead of passing unanimously, as was generally supposed, and as, no doubt, it would, but for that speech, it received but few votes, and, of course, was lost. Later, when asked by a friend why he had opposed the appropriation, Crockett gave this explanation: "Several years ago I was one evening standing on the steps of the Capitol with some members of Congress, when our attention was attracted by a great light over in Georgetown. It was evidently a large fire. We jumped into a hack and drove over as fast as we could. In spite of all that could be done, many houses were burned and many families made houseless, and besides, some of them had lost all but the clothes they had on. The weather was very cold, and when I saw so many children suffering, I felt that something ought to be done for them. The next morning a bill was introduced appropriating $20,000 for their relief. We put aside all other business and rushed it through as soon as it could be done. "The next summer, when it began to be time to think about election, I concluded I would take a scout around among the boys of my district. I had no opposition there but, as the election was some time off, I did not know what might turn up. When riding one day in a part of my district in which I was more of a stranger than any other, I saw a man in a field plowing and coming toward the road. I gauged my gait so that we should meet as he came up, I spoke to the man. He replied politely, but as I thought, rather coldly. "I began: 'Well friend, I am one of those unfortunate beings called candidates and--- "Yes I know you; you are Colonel Crockett. I have seen you once before, and voted for you the last time you were elected. I suppose you are out electioneering now, but you had better not waste your time or mine, I shall not vote for you again." "This was a sockdolger...I begged him tell me what was the matter. "Well Colonel, it is hardly worthwhile to waste time or words upon it. I do not see how it can be mended, but you gave a vote last winter which shows that either you have not capacity to understand the Constitution, or that you are wanting in the honesty and firmness to be guided by it. In either case you are not the man to represent me. But I beg your pardon for expressing it that way. I did not intend to avail myself of the privilege of the constituent to speak plainly to a candidate for the purpose of insulting you or wounding you.' "I intend by it only to say that your understanding of the constitution is very different from mine; and I will say to you what but for my rudeness, I should not have said, that I believe you to be honest. But an understanding of the constitution different from mine I cannot overlook, because the Constitution, to be worth anything, must be held sacred, and rigidly observed in all its provisions. The man who wields power and misinterprets it is the more dangerous the honest he is.' " 'I admit the truth of all you say, but there must be some mistake. Though I live in the backwoods and seldom go from home, I take the papers from Washington and read very carefully all the proceedings of Congress. My papers say you voted for a bill to appropriate $20,000 to some sufferers by fire in Georgetown. Is that true? "Well my friend; I may as well own up. You have got me there. But certainly nobody will complain that a great and rich country like ours should give the insignificant sum of $20,000 to relieve its suffering women and children, particularly with a full and overflowing treasury, and I am sure, if you had been there, you would have done just the same as I did.' "It is not the amount, Colonel, that I complain of; it is the principle. In the first place, the government ought to have in the Treasury no more than enough for its legitimate purposes. But that has nothing with the question. The power of collecting and disbursing money at pleasure is the most dangerous power that can be entrusted to man, particularly under our system of collecting revenue by a tariff, which reaches every man in the country, no matter how poor he may be, and the poorer he is the more he pays in proportion to his means. What is worse, it presses upon him without his knowledge where the weight centers, for there is not a man in the United States who can ever guess how much he pays to the government. So you see, that while you are contributing to relieve one, you are drawing it from thousands who are even worse off than he. If you had the right to give anything, the amount was simply a matter of discretion with you, and you had as much right to give $20,000,000 as $20,000. If you have the right to give at all; and as the Constitution neither defines charity nor stipulates the amount, you are at liberty to give to any and everything which you may believe, or profess to believe, is a charity and to any amount you may think proper. You will very easily perceive what a wide door this would open for fraud and corruption and favoritism, on the one hand, and for robbing the people on the other. 'No, Colonel, Congress has no right to give charity.' "'Individual members may give as much of their own money as they please, but they have no right to touch a dollar of the public money for that purpose. If twice as many houses had been burned in this country as in Georgetown, neither you nor any other member of Congress would have Thought of appropriating a dollar for our relief. There are about two hundred and forty members of Congress. If they had shown their sympathy for the sufferers by contributing each one week's pay, it would have made over $13,000. There are plenty of wealthy men around Washington who could have given $20,000 without depriving themselves of even a luxury of life.' "The congressmen chose to keep their own money, which, if reports be true, some of them spend not very creditably; and the people about Washington, no doubt, applauded you for relieving them from necessity of giving what was not yours to give. The people have delegated to Congress, by the Constitution, the power to do certain things. To do these, it is authorized to collect and pay moneys, and for nothing else. Everything beyond this is usurpation, and a violation of the Constitution.' "'So you see, Colonel, you have violated the Constitution in what I consider a vital point. It is a precedent fraught with danger to the country, for when Congress once begins to stretch its power beyond the limits of the Constitution, there is no limit to it, and no security for the people. I have no doubt you acted honestly, but that does not make it any better, except as far as you are personally concerned, and you see that I cannot vote for you.' "I tell you I felt streaked. I saw if I should have opposition, and this man should go to talking and in that district I was a gone fawn-skin. I could not answer him, and the fact is, I was so fully convinced that he was right, I did not want to. But I must satisfy him, and I said to him: "Well, my friend, you hit the nail upon the head when you said I had not sense enough to understand the Constitution. I intended to be guided by it, and thought I had studied it fully. I have heard many speeches in Congress about the powers of Congress, but what you have said here at your plow has got more hard, sound sense in it than all the fine speeches I ever heard. If I had ever taken the view of it that you have, I would have put my head into the fire before I would have given that vote; and if you will forgive me and vote for me again, if I ever vote for another unconstitutional law I wish I may be shot.' "He laughingly replied; 'Yes, Colonel, you have sworn to that once before, but I will trust you again upon one condition. You are convinced that your vote was wrong. Your acknowledgment of it will do more good than beating you for it. If, as you go around the district, you will tell people about this vote, and that you are satisfied it was wrong, I will not only vote for you, but will do what I can to keep down opposition, and perhaps, I may exert some little influence in that way.' "If I don't, said I, 'I wish I may be shot; and to convince you that I am in earnest in what I say I will come back this way in a week or ten days, and if you will get up a gathering of people, I will make a speech to them. Get up a barbecue, and I will pay for it.' "No, Colonel, we are not rich people in this section but we have plenty of provisions to contribute for a barbecue, and some to spare for those who have none. The push of crops will be over in a few days, and we can then afford a day for a barbecue. 'This Thursday; I will see to getting it up on Saturday week. Come to my house on Friday, and we will go together, and I promise you a very respectable crowd to see and hear you. "'Well I will be here. But one thing more before I say good-bye. I must know your name." "'My name is Bunce.' "'Not Horatio Bunce?' "'Yes "'Well, Mr. Bunce, I never saw you before, though you say you have seen me, but I know you very well. I am glad I have met you, and very proud that I may hope to have you for my FRiend.' "It was one of the luckiest hits of my life that I met him. He mingled but little with the public, but was widely known for his remarkable intelligence, and for a heart brim-full and running over with kindness and benevolence, which showed themselves not only in words but in acts. He was the oracle of the whole country around him, and his fame had extended far beyond the circle of his immediate acquaintance. Though I had never met him, before, I had heard much of him, and but for this meeting it is very likely I should have had opposition, and had been beaten. One thing is very certain, no man could now stand up in that district under such a vote. "At the appointed time I was at his house, having told our conversation to every crowd I had met, and to every man I stayed all night with, and I found that it gave the people an interest and confidence in me stronger than I had ever seen manifested before. "Though I was considerably fatigued when I reached his house, and, under ordinary circumstances, should have gone early to bed, I kept him up until midnight talking about the principles and affairs of government, and got more real, true knowledge of them than I had got all my life before." "I have known and seen much of him since, for I respect him - no, that is not the word - I reverence and love him more than any living man, and I go to see him two or three times every year; and I will tell you, sir, if every one who professes to be a Christian lived and acted and enjoyed it as he does, the religion of Christ would take the world by storm. "But to return to my story. The next morning we went to the barbecue and, to my surprise, found about a thousand men there. I met a good many whom I had not known before, and they and my friend introduced me around until I had got pretty well acquainted - at least, they all knew me. "In due time notice was given that I would speak to them. They gathered up around a stand that had been erected. I opened my speech by saying: "Fellow-citizens - I present myself before you today feeling like a new man. My eyes have lately been opened to truths which ignorance or prejudice or both, had heretofore hidden from my view. I feel that I can today offer you the ability to render you more valuable service than I have ever been able to render before. I am here today more for the purpose of acknowledging my error than to seek your votes. That I should make this acknowledgment is due to myself as well as to you. Whether you will vote for me is a matter for your consideration only." "I went on to tell them about the fire and my vote for the appropriation and then told them why I was satisfied it was wrong. I closed by saying: "And now, fellow-citizens, it remains only for me to tell you that the most of the speech you have listened to with so much interest was simply a repetition of the arguments by which your neighbor, Mr. Bunce, convinced me of my error. "It is the best speech I ever made in my life, but he is entitled to the credit for it. And now I hope he is satisfied with his convert and that he will get up here and tell you so.' "He came up to the stand and said: "Fellow-citizens - it affords me great pleasure to comply with the request of Colonel Crockett. I have always considered him a thoroughly honest man, and I am satisfied that he will faithfully perform all that he has promised you today.' "He went down, and there went up from that crowd such a shout for Davy Crockett as his name never called forth before.' "I am not much given to tears, but I was taken with a choking then and felt some big drops rolling down my cheeks. And I tell you now that the remembrance of those few words spoken by such a man, and the honest, hearty shout they produced, is worth more to me than all the honors I have received and all the reputation I have ever made, or ever shall make, as a member of Congress.' "Now, sir," concluded Crockett, "you know why I made that speech yesterday. "There is one thing which I will call your attention, "you remember that I proposed to give a week's pay. There are in that House many very wealthy men - men who think nothing of spending a week's pay, or a dozen of them, for a dinner or a wine party when they have something to accomplish by it. Some of those same men made beautiful speeches upon the great debt of gratitude which the country owed the deceased--a debt which could not be paid by money--and the insignificance and worthlessness of money, particularly so insignificant a sum as $20,000 when weighed against the honor of the nation. Yet not one of them responded to my proposition. Money with them is nothing but trash when it is to come out of the people. But it is the one great thing for which most of them are striving, and many of them sacrifice honor, integrity, and justice to obtain it." Good History, mi amigo...MUD 156 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 3:00:15 AM by Mudboy Slim (Where ya been, ol' timer?!) Virginia Congresscritter Eric Cantor got hisself Horatio Bunce'd outta office, imho...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-30   10:33:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #1748. To: dwbh (#1737) (Edited) "Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio") Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!! La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?! Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORES!!! Mudboy Slim "Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom") Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE- IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!) MUDflashback.... 178 posted on Monday, September 24, 2001 12:53:21 PM by Mudboy Slim (Nixon was BAD...Clinton IS MUCH MUCH WORSE!!!) MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-30   10:45:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply         .       .       . Comments (1749 - 3287) not displayed. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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