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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Sounds sorta like DeeCee BureaukRATZ hoo have NEVER earned a private sector paycheck, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Vile Corruption" Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Lib'rals are...Socialists! (Chorus...to fade) Quite Sincerely--MUD BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thank 2 U 2, LinuxFortune aka LF aka LibertysFlame.com "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... (Excellent harp jammin') The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! 200+...time to sack out fer a coupla hours. FReegards...MUD 202 posted on Friday, November 02, 2001 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, QUITE sincereLEE...MUD )8^DX***!!===888 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I HATE RUNNING, but have great respect for those that do it!!! No pain...just whatever I put on my Walkman. Seriously...you wanna run fer seven miles?! (with two minutes left over fer the warmdown)...LOL!! "Requires a great deal of "thinking out of the box", an artform that many believe if an oxymoron for we financial types. Thankfully, I had a great education in my many years of negotiation of acquisitions, divestitures, etc. at a former employer. Like I've said before, if anyone who knew anything had read my resume, I would never have gotten in the door. Their loss, our gain. But even harder than uncovering the trail is explaining it to my "team" so that they are equally convinced as to what they are seeing. No one wants any surprises! So my background as an algebra teacher has also been very valuable--- take the complex and break it down, variable by variable, and solve one at a time, bit by bit, until you get E=MC2! (Don't know the HTML for "squared"!)" Yep...and me neither regarding the HTML fer "squared"...cost me a good FReepin' FRiend, M-squared!! LOL...MUD 306 posted on Monday, November 05, 2001 11:07:23 AM by Mudboy Slim Sow sayeth...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NO SANCTUARY 4 scoffLAWS in Richmond, VA!! Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Why not sing about Billzabubba? Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... (Guitar solo) All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Ooooohhh, kick Slick outta town! MUDBOY SLIM --------------------------- BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim Left's Goin' Down and Goin' Down HARD!! Bout time, y'all...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We ain't DUNN yet...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thank you, sir, I consider that quite a compliment. "Right's Winning!!" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Thursday, November 08, 2001 11:07:34 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our president’s handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing we’re doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years we’ll never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesn’t believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that we’re losing the war in Afghanistan. We’ve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But that’s not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. It’s just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. It’s bound to happen but we don’t need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front I’d like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Don’t you people realize what you’re doing? Don’t you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Don’t you know or care that if we don’t finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we don’t even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they don’t need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they don’t know what they’re doing. They know what they’re doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. They’re ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldn’t know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas ain’t going to give in to your incessant needling. He’s made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies won’t be coming home anymore." What do U think?!! God Bless America Charlie Daniels Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels Dittos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, fer starters, how 'bout... "Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times 52 posted on 11/10/01 11:25 AM Pacific by Slyfox" Nice list, Slyfox...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LGE: "I DO AGREE: THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES …Go for it…and thanks. LOL,LGE" 510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... You used to...prance about... Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... (Sweet harp to fade) MUD ---------------------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!! 1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!! ) )=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!! 536 posted on Monday, March 03, 2003 9:01:36 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A: A Doberman/PITBULL mix...named "HUAN!!" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Thank U...thankyouveryVERYberrymuch...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie... I told ya, Willie... FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Right rejected yer election... Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Willard...you'd best RESIGN... (hauntin' formal fiddle) Let MUD take CarVile, men... FReegards, all...MUD P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." 6 posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... "Meet the new boss...his name is DON TRUMP!!" Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) LFreegardzzz...MUD33 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Clint?! That U?! REDleg?! Nawww...it's GOTTA B "war"...LOL!! If I could tell the World just one thing... My hands are gnarled and rough... Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... Yes...heartache came to visit me... My hands are gnarled and rough... In the End, only the Truth matters... My hands are gnarled and rough... We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. NOW&allWAYS...Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) 5 posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 5:11:21 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! Fer Justice hunger...Left's Justice-less is rilin' me... Now have at it y'all...and make it interesting and touching and heartfelt!! I'll see ya tomorrow...MUD 7 posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 5:40:25 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... Yes, bin Laden, he is so sleazy... And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... *(NAGS=National Association of Gals) Way past midnight, INS Agents... FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! (Sweet Mudboy harpin'...) Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... (MUD harpin' and strummin'...) Mudboy Slim (8/21/00) 47 posted on Friday, September 21, 2001 3:02:04 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Y, thank U...I like the cut of yer jib, as well...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "A Soldier's Christmas" The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old "What are you doing?" I asked without fear For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, "Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," I've not seen my own son in more than a while, "I can live through the cold and the being alone, "So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, For when we come home, either standing or dead, Michael Marks FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gandhi: "I do not accept the orthodox teaching that Jesus was or is God incarnate in the accepted sense Gandhi: "I love Christianity, Islam and many other faiths – through Hinduism." Gandhi: "The Allah of Islam is the same as the God of Christians and the Ishwar of Hindus." WOW!! Gandhi seems like a real happenin'--and WISE--dude!! Make Amnerica GREAT again...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, On the First Day of Justice On the Second Day of Justice On the Third Day of Justice On the Fourth Day of Justice On the Fifth Day of Justice On the Sixth Day of Justice On the Seventh Day of Justice On the Eighth Day of Justice On the Ninth Day of Justice On the Tenth Day of Justice On the Eleventh Day of Justice On the Twelfth Day of Justice Thank y'all for the help. For a poet...I'm slow at it. The Sultan 361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!! Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Mudboy Slim Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!! A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for Over a Five Months-- been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW, hey backhoe...can ya link some email addresses and contact info to this thread?! 301 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 3:50:38 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! (BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'd rather listen to old people eat... then listen to the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands from the hippie era. You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
The big Potheadski. I'd have kicked his hippie ass out of my vehicle too.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Mick Jagger is something like a HUNNERD years old and just became a DADDY again a few months ago. Yeah, he mightta got a little weird with David Bowie back in the day, but I don't consider him OR Keith Richards OR George Harrison OR John Lennon 2 B "FAGS", G.I. (Not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!) Now...that Stones' drummer--Charlie Watts--may be another matter, but he was still a decent enuff drummer, imho. Better than Ringo Starr, and Ringo was boinkin' Barbara BACH back when she was HOT!! Of course, John Bonham and Keith Moon and the drummer from RUSH R MUDZ faves...MUD BTW...but I DO STILL LIKE the Eagles. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL..."The Big Lebowski" is a must-see flick, imho...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)" Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, "Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords" Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh. "Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)" Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... "Dorothy....? Lady Liberty" That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!! "Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)" Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand.... "Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson" Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!! "The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS." LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country." "The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..." Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, "The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..." Yep...we're on the same page. "The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL." Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar) We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Can't you see...woah, can't you see... Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... (BigMan pickin' on the guitar) Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... (Guitar-jammin'...) Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... Mudboy Slim )B^(D> 389 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 11:27:28 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Nixon's ghost has been revived... Mudboy Slim ---------------------------------------------- Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin', civilian-bombin', 1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim Gotta update some of the words, buy y'all git the gist...MUD BTW...The Syntaurz now have a piannie... 294 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 2:42:25 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1700. To: goldilucky (#1659)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1701. To: All (#1695)
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
But STILL think they know BETTER than those actually signing the paychecks...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1702. To: FunkyDan, Landru, Badeye, red corvette, redleghunter (#1693)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, he'll be gone this year!
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with FReepers on Slick's Case...Clinton's FReedom'll expire!
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
TYRANNY!!!
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's A$$!!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!!
Oww!!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1703. To: goldilucky, hondo68, A K A Stone, mel_living, AuntB, GrandmaC, M Kehoe, Goldi-lox (#1702)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
(20 September 2000)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1704. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, The Great One, El Rushbo, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, DOGbreath (#1703)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...MUD loves his Lib-er-ty!!
Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist
Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1705. To: All A K A Stone, ALL LibertyFlamerzzz!! (#1698)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1706. To: Cyber-Band, budwiesest, EdZep, Jethro Tull, Arator, Stoner, goldilucky, Fred Mertz (#1705)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1707. To: Stoner (#1689)
pot is a net positive, imho...mud
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1708. To: hondo68, lone green eyshade, snow bunny (#1652)
Way too much for my tolerance, or lack thereof, for pain."
Chart a course, put on a good Limbaugh 30-minute cassette, and get hoofin' it!!
Seven four-minute miles later yer finishing up...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1709. To: All DemRATZ and RINOZ up there in the Deeee Swamp...Stay OUTTA Richmond, y'ALL!! (#1708)
(To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
DemocRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and hear what I say,
"Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"
Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near!
Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Left's been foolin' you,
Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!
Don't stop, there's no need for fear!
Election year's right around the bend...
DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!
It won't take but a little while.
Right will fight until Bill is through...
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear!
We can do much better than Algore...
Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!
Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future looks brighter than before,
With Liberal's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
Ooooohhh, don'tcha feel so proud?!!
Ooooohhh, kick Left outta town!
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE FORTHCOMING!!
Pilin' On's not only expected, but encouraged!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1710. To: All PATRIOTick FLAMErz out THERE and there and over THERE!! Just not U...yeah, you, dumbA!! (#1709)
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1711. To: Landru aka FunkyDan Medina aka ManPimp (#1710)
...and that more than anything other thing, really pi$$es 'em off."
IMHO, my ability to shrug off small setbacks is based almost entirely ON/IN
my 100%, never-contradicted belief in the over-riding FACT, that...
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...It's God's Design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1712. To: Charlie Daniels, Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson (#1711)
(Edited)
All rights under copyright reserved...and RESPECTED here, CDB!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1713. To: Slyfox, dwbh, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, ChaseR, Donald J. Trump, Mike Pence (#1712)
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Coercion
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1714. To: LoneGreenEyeshade, Mudboy Slim, cdwright, Victoria Delsoul, dwbh, Landru, Jim Robinson, NoDemocratsIn2000, FallGuy (#1713)
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1715. To: U (#1714)
C U all at CPAC...heh heh heh.
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...MUD WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
"I DON'T THINK SO!!!"
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown..."YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!"
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"(tm)...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1716. To: Atty. Gen. Mark HERRING, UVA Sigma Chi, Wm DINKINS, Tim HEAPHee, Mark Levin, TheGreatO.N.E., F.Lee LeVin?! (#1714)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1717. To: Nuff sed...MUD (#1714)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1718. To: Stoner, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom, Jhoffa_, Willie Green, war, Fred Mertz (#1689)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore MUD gits MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1719. To: Paul Cruce, Ironword, GrandmaC, Jeff Head, Harpo11, clarity, looky, Dan from Michigan, amom (#1718)
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD SHALL legislate!!!
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1720. To: Darth Sidious, js1138, truthandlife, Northpaw, 1rudeboy, George W. Bush, d14truth, BilltheDrill (#1708)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means Momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1721. To: SlixMUDZbitch, TmaxMUDZbitch, A K A Stone, FunkyDan Medina, Sauropod, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Willie Green, Jeff Head, TLBSHOW, kristinn, Angelwood (#1714)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1722. To: war, redleghunter, Clint Eastwood (#1624)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
4 RIGHTz what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/POLTROONS/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!
We must remove LEFT's cancer!!
But MUD KNEW WHAT he WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
(Ev'rythang happens in 3's!!! Ever notice THAT?)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1723. To: ChaseR, Landru, Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, Clinton's a liar, AuntB, Jeff Head, Buckeroo (#1717)
"You are now FRee to get up and move around the cabin...FReep Away!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
It knows and yearns...my Mind shan't waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
E-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh [or sky-seedin' 4 lightnin']...ain't waitin' 4 you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support the TRUMPster...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-wantin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
And it knows that yer no stranger...this is TYRANNY!!
My hands will adore you...thru the darkness aim...
They will lay you out in moonlight and reinvent yer name...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
(Now MUD lays his head down to rest...see ya Wednesdayzzz!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1724. To: Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, George W. Bush, The Real Rush, Reagan Man (#1723)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited"...soon to be revisited by MUD)
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...
)B=^D>>xxxH----B
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac... By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' WHOREaldo...
Help kristinn FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, GALZ, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then RATZ own yer SOUL!!"
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is U Right or is U WRONG?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!
(Time Fer Justice to be Done!! Aim small...Miss small....)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1725. To: hondo68, Linux Function, Snow Bunny, AuntB, Miss Marple, Lady C, GrandmaC, RedXinMUD (#1532)
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1726. To: All VETS...and their SIGnificant OTHERS (#1725)
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts,
to the window that danced with a warm fire's light
then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"
that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red white and blue... an American flag.
Away from my family, my house and my home,
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat,
I can carry the weight of killing another
or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers
who stand at the front against any and all,
to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone.
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
to know you remember we fought and we bled
is payment enough, and with that we will trust.
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
December 7th, 2000
marksman@patriot.net"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1727. To: Landru, stand watie, ChaseR, Whiskey Papa, dead, dwbh, maHATma, Gandhi (#1722)
I should not hesitate to say, ‘O yes, I am a Christian."
Or that he was or is the only son of God."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1728. To: Administrative Simplicity, Poet, yankhater, Sultan88, Mrs. Greg Summers, goldilucky (#1727)
(To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to me
Two Terms for Dubyuh
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Four subpoenas for Reno,
Three more Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpeonas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
and Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Six More Pubbie Senators
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Seven Hours of Limbaugh
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eight More House Conservatives
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Nine Jabs at Jeffords
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Ten Indictments for Hillary
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Twelve Years of Tax Cuts,
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements,
Ten Indictments for Hillary,
Nine Jabs at Jeffords,
Eight More House Conservatives,
Seven Hours of Limbaugh,
Six More Pubbie Senators,
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpoenas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1729. To: poet, backhoe, Cincinatus' Wife, ChaseR, Landru, FallGuy, Snow Bunny, t-shirt, Dukie, Jeff Head (#1728)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC,
has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party,
yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!!
As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind
behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds
so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power,
and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming.
Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall-- on this Crime,
and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!!
But now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!!
Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those
HOO need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!
(NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers/LibertyFlamers!!)
And ChaseR, could you find me a thread or two that explains just what a FELON and CREEP and SWINDLER Terry McAuliffe REALLY IS?!!
He needs to be INDICTED...T-Mac Needs to be INDICTED NOW!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1730. To: GrandIsland, Migjagger, Cyber-Band, dead, EdZep, dirtboy, tinman, leadpenny, ironman, Reagan Man, Taxman (#1675)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many young man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who dared Think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame!
Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!!
Ummmm...YEAH!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
So when you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade.
Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!
...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1731. To: Mudboy Slim (#1730)
#1732. To: GrandIsland, Mudboy Slim (#1731)
You wanna listen to a good band? Try the Eagles.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#1733. To: Deckard (#1732)
#1734. To: GrandIsland (#1731)
"...the Stones, Beatles or any other fag UK bands"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1735. To: Deckard, The Big Lebowski (#1732)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1736. To: GrandIsland (#1733)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1737. To: Deckard, dead, timeout, lowbridge, Luis Gonzalez, Dukie, Jeff Head, buckeroo, snow bunny (#1732)
I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow.
demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial.
I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!!
and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on,
there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1738. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez (#1737)
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make ALL the Sheeple know!!
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals're ENSLAVIN' the Weak?!
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he could die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate U & ME?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our bein' FREE?!
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...RATZ WE'll attack!!
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe US bein' FREE?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1739. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#1738)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting olde...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage!
Now TRUMPsters take center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office
and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!!
Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!!
You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
(The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Watch Out, Osama bil Clinton, U MUDZ B!+C#!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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