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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1678. To: GrandIsland, Trigglypuff Snowflake (#1675)
You suck Gay Island, triggered! Someone should harpoon that fat whale
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Wonderful group ! Thanks for posting ! Here's another WARNING TO SNOWFLAKES & WILLIE = OFFENSIVE STAGE BACKDROP Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Here's another Skynyrd classic, some classic string bending Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Here's two more Skynard classics, to be dedicated to anti drug efforts. Hope everyone enjoys Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Bring it ON, U SONS of BITCHES!!" Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP U2, DeeCEE!! TRUMP U berry berry much INDEED!! MUDZ33...still. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW... "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." RAP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nawww...THIRD WORST...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, FREEEeeeBird...play it purty 4 America...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Obama's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... I'm sorry...BO's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... BO's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... I'm sorry...Barry's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) "Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me..."...sultan88 Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on 1/15/2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Agree with his assessment !
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Life is GOOD...still, 4 those HOO've earned it, the Afterlife SHALL B Glorious...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Mudboy...goes about his day... Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...... MUD's Daddy's little boy... Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ZackLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Prez'dent's slime...Hillary, how he fears her. All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages... Yeah...sing with me, don't shed a tear, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true! MUDBOY SLIM FReep On, folks, FReep on!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim The Prescient One, indeed...MUD 68 posted on 10/28/2001 4:45:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I feel ya, buddy...some wives ain't worth DIDDlee, BO...MUD BTW...HOOZ LOU?!! Heh heh heh... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Something tells me passers-by gave y'all a *fairly* wide birth." Not really...I actually had a few nice conversations with passersby who wondered what we were up to. Some folks looked like a lightbulb might have gone on and said they'd check out freerepublic.com...others, well, I had to say "Have a Nice Day" to a coupla folks who called me a RadicalRightWingWhacko...LOL!! Oh...and I did get included in more than a few family photos, including a nice group of 5-6 folks of some sort of Middle-Eastern descent (all still had relatively heavy accents), and they thanked us for what we were doing. "btw; Landru's PRx for you is as follows... LOL...Mudboy has said previously that I ain't too Slim these days!! /=^D...MUD BTW...I'm thinking about possibly going on a Hunger Strike if'n Ashcroft's DOJ don't INDICT Terry McAuliffe soon. 70 posted on 10/28/2001 7:58:56 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Break-time's over, fellow Freepers, it's time to start taking our Country back! The Left-Wing Media and their hand-puppet, Bill Clinton, will attempt to spin Clinton's PROVABLE TREASON as "Everybody does it!", "It's not so bad, China's our friend", and the Talking Point of the Day, "Plenty of Blame to go Around." DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!!! Write your Congressmen, send Letters to the Editor of your local paper, call up the talk radio shows, send mass e-mails to everyone you know, boycott those stations (and the companies that support them) who refuse to make this the most important story in this country's history! The EX-President of the United States of America accepted cash donations from our Number One Geopolitical Foe (read "enemy") in exchange for allowing them access to our most sensitive nuclear weapon technology, thereby needlessly endangering the lives of every resident of this great Country. If this ain't TREASON, WHAT THE HELL IS?!!! Sincere FReegards...MUD 80 posted on 10/28/2001 9:04:01 AM by Mudboy Slim Some things NEVER change...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Puff Daschle comes up for re-election in '02 and South Dakota is not nearly as Socialist as this Slimeball they've got fer Senator!! "Patrick Leahy has imposed a near boycott on Bush judicial nominees even though we are in the middle of Leahy is from Socialist Vermont--screw you, scumbag Lefty Vermonters, especially you, Jim Jeffords!!-- "And now we have Joe Biden droning on about "high-tech bullying" and the need to go mano a mano with the Taliban. When I played the entire Biden answer on my radio program last Thursday, an outraged and teary caller from Colorado explained how her father had died at the Chosin Reservoir going mano a mano with the Chinese when she was 1-year old, and perhaps the Biden Doctrine that conflict is unacceptable unless a lot of American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die is not the view of the American voters. Biden complains he is the victim of a political drive-by. Biden is a victim of his need to pose as a player. He deserves every bit of the withering criticism that has come his way." Joe Biden...the Plagiarist Lowlife from Delaware, how to rid the World of YOU?! "It is too bad we do not have a three-strikes-and-you're-out policy for the Senate Democrats. Georgian FReepers, it is HIGH TIME we began applying Major Pressure on Miller to atone for Jeffords' treachery!! "The Democrats are running things, and they are committed to running out the clock." Exactly...the Senate DemoncRATZ are the Focus of Evil in America, and EVIL MUST BE DESTROYED!! FReegards...MUD 100 posted on 10/30/2001 7:20:57 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1698...
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1699...
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Sounds sorta like DeeCee BureaukRATZ hoo have NEVER earned a private sector paycheck, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Vile Corruption" Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Lib'rals are...Socialists! (Chorus...to fade) Quite Sincerely--MUD BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thank 2 U 2, LinuxFortune aka LF aka LibertysFlame.com "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... (Excellent harp jammin') The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! 200+...time to sack out fer a coupla hours. FReegards...MUD 202 posted on Friday, November 02, 2001 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, QUITE sincereLEE...MUD )8^DX***!!===888 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I HATE RUNNING, but have great respect for those that do it!!! No pain...just whatever I put on my Walkman. Seriously...you wanna run fer seven miles?! (with two minutes left over fer the warmdown)...LOL!! "Requires a great deal of "thinking out of the box", an artform that many believe if an oxymoron for we financial types. Thankfully, I had a great education in my many years of negotiation of acquisitions, divestitures, etc. at a former employer. Like I've said before, if anyone who knew anything had read my resume, I would never have gotten in the door. Their loss, our gain. But even harder than uncovering the trail is explaining it to my "team" so that they are equally convinced as to what they are seeing. No one wants any surprises! So my background as an algebra teacher has also been very valuable--- take the complex and break it down, variable by variable, and solve one at a time, bit by bit, until you get E=MC2! (Don't know the HTML for "squared"!)" Yep...and me neither regarding the HTML fer "squared"...cost me a good FReepin' FRiend, M-squared!! LOL...MUD 306 posted on Monday, November 05, 2001 11:07:23 AM by Mudboy Slim Sow sayeth...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NO SANCTUARY 4 scoffLAWS in Richmond, VA!! Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Why not sing about Billzabubba? Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... (Guitar solo) All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Ooooohhh, kick Slick outta town! MUDBOY SLIM --------------------------- BWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim Left's Goin' Down and Goin' Down HARD!! Bout time, y'all...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We ain't DUNN yet...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thank you, sir, I consider that quite a compliment. "Right's Winning!!" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! FReegards...MUD 357 posted on Thursday, November 08, 2001 11:07:34 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our president’s handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing we’re doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years we’ll never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesn’t believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that we’re losing the war in Afghanistan. We’ve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But that’s not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. It’s just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. It’s bound to happen but we don’t need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front I’d like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Don’t you people realize what you’re doing? Don’t you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Don’t you know or care that if we don’t finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we don’t even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they don’t need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they don’t know what they’re doing. They know what they’re doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. They’re ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldn’t know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas ain’t going to give in to your incessant needling. He’s made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies won’t be coming home anymore." What do U think?!! God Bless America Charlie Daniels Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels Dittos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, fer starters, how 'bout... "Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times 52 posted on 11/10/01 11:25 AM Pacific by Slyfox" Nice list, Slyfox...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LGE: "I DO AGREE: THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES …Go for it…and thanks. LOL,LGE" 510 posted on Friday, November 16, 2001 4:14:04 PM by LoneGreenEyeshade Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... You used to...prance about... Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... (Sweet harp to fade) MUD ---------------------------------------------------------------- RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!! 1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!! ) )=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!! 536 posted on Monday, March 03, 2003 9:01:36 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, A: A Doberman/PITBULL mix...named "HUAN!!" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Thank U...thankyouveryVERYberrymuch...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nuff sed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie... I told ya, Willie... FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#1679. To: hondo68 (#1678)
#1680. To: Mudboy Slim (#1670)
" Lynyrd Skynyrd'"
#1681. To: Mudboy Slim (#1673)
(Edited)
#1682. To: GrandIsland (#1679)
#1683. To: Stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone (#1682)
but there are others that you're growing into."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1684. To: Stoner (#1682)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1685. To: GrandIsland (#1675)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1686. To: All (#1685)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1687. To: Stoner (#1681)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1688. To: All (#1687)
(T-Mac's-MAX Indictment is Nigh...)
MudCave, Inc. ^ | 15 January 2002
Beware the Ides of MUD | Mudboy Slim
Posted on 1/15/2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
Their Lib'ral mis-directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Bad Barry washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Left's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If RATS' Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel
RatPUNK who needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1689. To: Mudboy Slim (#1686)
#1690. To: Stoner, A K A Stone, sultan88, Landru, jla, AdSimp, cherrybomb88, Angelwood, kristinn (#1689)
It is because we are not the person involved."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1691. To: goldilucky (#1659)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but loathes the one to blame.
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...when will folks fan the flames?!
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
And MUD's Missuz...she knows him!!!
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outthink Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1692. To: Stoner (#1689)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1693. To: hondo68, Landru, Paul Cruce, Grampa Dave, ST.Louie1, yankhater, native-american teapartier, Jim Robinson, just amy (#1652)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's done...
Bill, RESIGN!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue...they'll learn!!
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years [UPDATE: Life!!]!!!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, the Cru-Man'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out these bums...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton'll just go away!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs will be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1694. To: LOUis MESSier, Eeeener, MarK MESSier (#1693)
Things won't get any better so get used to it."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
BTW2...MarX Eeenerz Bro/Divorce Atty./GrifterING Colleague
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1695. To: GrandIsland, Landru, go9ldilucky, BufordP, Sauropod, Taxman, ironman, BobJ, Paul Cruce, yankhater, AdSimp, jla (#1675)
1000 crunchers twice every day @ the rate of 10 sets x100 reps completed in 10 minutes;
Confine the southern fried chicken to once a month."
But under that layer of fried food and beer, there is a Fightin' Machine of Solid Steel...
And an attitude that keeps folks from challenging MUD in person.
Lucky fer you, I'd say, ManOfLargeTriceps!!
Of course, it'll have to wait until after Thanksgiving...MUDmama makes the best Oyster Stuffin'!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1696. To: Cyber-Band, ChaseR, dwbh, A K A Stone, goldilucky, stoner (#1695)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1697. To: JohnHuang2, Angelwood, Alamo-Girl (#1696)
"Senate DemocRATS' Anti-American Partisanship Must Be Impetus for Senate Overhaul in '02 & '04!!
"Tom Daschle has buried the energy bill that would allow drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because he knows the votes from both sides of the aisle are there to pass it."
Daschle must be targeted--NATIONALLY--for removal from Office!!
The largest manhunt in history and a full federal bench is a pressing necessity."
So our best bet is to simply remove him from his seat of Power at the Head of the Judiciary Committee...
Zell Miller, please call yer office!! Paging Zell Miller!!
Any suggestions, FReepers...this guy needs to be Removed From Power ASAP!!
Such a policy would oblige Jim Jeffords to look at the real and lasting damage his dance with self-absorption has cost the country, and perhaps it would even move Georgia Senator Zell Miller to act on what must be his increasing discomfort with the fecklessness of his national party."
Let ZigZag Zell know that his Re-Election Bid begins TODAY, in our Time of Need!!
Either Miller's with US...or else Miller's Against US!!
His willingness to allow the DemocRAT Leadership to Hijack National Security
SHALL BE remembered when Miller comes back asking for Georgians' Votes!!
Zell Miller...it's Decision Time for YOU!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1698. To: All (#1697)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1699. To: All (#1698)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1700. To: goldilucky (#1659)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1701. To: All (#1695)
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
But STILL think they know BETTER than those actually signing the paychecks...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1702. To: FunkyDan, Landru, Badeye, red corvette, redleghunter (#1693)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, he'll be gone this year!
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with FReepers on Slick's Case...Clinton's FReedom'll expire!
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
TYRANNY!!!
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's A$$!!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!!
Oww!!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1703. To: goldilucky, hondo68, A K A Stone, mel_living, AuntB, GrandmaC, M Kehoe, Goldi-lox (#1702)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
(20 September 2000)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1704. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, The Great One, El Rushbo, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, DOGbreath (#1703)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...MUD loves his Lib-er-ty!!
Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist
Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1705. To: All A K A Stone, ALL LibertyFlamerzzz!! (#1698)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1706. To: Cyber-Band, budwiesest, EdZep, Jethro Tull, Arator, Stoner, goldilucky, Fred Mertz (#1705)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1707. To: Stoner (#1689)
pot is a net positive, imho...mud
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1708. To: hondo68, lone green eyshade, snow bunny (#1652)
Way too much for my tolerance, or lack thereof, for pain."
Chart a course, put on a good Limbaugh 30-minute cassette, and get hoofin' it!!
Seven four-minute miles later yer finishing up...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1709. To: All DemRATZ and RINOZ up there in the Deeee Swamp...Stay OUTTA Richmond, y'ALL!! (#1708)
(To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
DemocRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and hear what I say,
"Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"
Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near!
Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Left's been foolin' you,
Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!
Don't stop, there's no need for fear!
Election year's right around the bend...
DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!
It won't take but a little while.
Right will fight until Bill is through...
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear!
We can do much better than Algore...
Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!
Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future looks brighter than before,
With Liberal's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
Ooooohhh, don'tcha feel so proud?!!
Ooooohhh, kick Left outta town!
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE FORTHCOMING!!
Pilin' On's not only expected, but encouraged!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1710. To: All PATRIOTick FLAMErz out THERE and there and over THERE!! Just not U...yeah, you, dumbA!! (#1709)
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1711. To: Landru aka FunkyDan Medina aka ManPimp (#1710)
...and that more than anything other thing, really pi$$es 'em off."
IMHO, my ability to shrug off small setbacks is based almost entirely ON/IN
my 100%, never-contradicted belief in the over-riding FACT, that...
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...It's God's Design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1712. To: Charlie Daniels, Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson (#1711)
(Edited)
All rights under copyright reserved...and RESPECTED here, CDB!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1713. To: Slyfox, dwbh, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, ChaseR, Donald J. Trump, Mike Pence (#1712)
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Coercion
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1714. To: LoneGreenEyeshade, Mudboy Slim, cdwright, Victoria Delsoul, dwbh, Landru, Jim Robinson, NoDemocratsIn2000, FallGuy (#1713)
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1715. To: U (#1714)
C U all at CPAC...heh heh heh.
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...MUD WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
"I DON'T THINK SO!!!"
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown..."YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!"
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"(tm)...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1716. To: Atty. Gen. Mark HERRING, UVA Sigma Chi, Wm DINKINS, Tim HEAPHee, Mark Levin, TheGreatO.N.E., F.Lee LeVin?! (#1714)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1717. To: Nuff sed...MUD (#1714)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1718. To: Stoner, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom, Jhoffa_, Willie Green, war, Fred Mertz (#1689)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore MUD gits MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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