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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1608. To: Mudboy Slim (#1607)
He is going to perform it at for Trumps Inauguration. Here is another I stumbled upon.
Folks, when yer sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Barry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent BARRY!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Beltway Bandits!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004...updated 11/21/2013) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD: "THC-based edibles shall be THE Growth Industry of the Decade of TRUMP!!" And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***( "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yes, STONE, MUD did this to the MUDcave three years ago, when Terry McAuliffe was running 4 Governor of Virginny. Sow Sayeth the Word of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...First Amendment ROX...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Zackley...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!! Mudboy Slim (7/26/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Have a great game!!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! )8^D***!!...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill. Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell- bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages... "The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim" FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Wanna BET?!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B- leaverz. Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and perhaps a child or THREE (3)...MUD )8^D****(( "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bite...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Teri the FEYrie McAuliffe is BI-SEXUAL...MUD He SUX Slick Willie's tiny little penis...ALLEGEDlee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "war" AIN'T purty...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade) Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What did the neighbors say?
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Yes, indeedy DOO...MUD)8^D$$$!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, the $HillaryBOT RAT-moronz R SQUEELin' like STUCK PEEGS...but all my TRUMPster buddies R HOOtin' and hollerin' in CELEBRATION...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW...my LEAD COUNSEL shall be Mark Levin from Legal Landmark Foundation... ) 8^Dx***!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B-leaverz. Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and... "Progressivism/Statism/DeeCeeAuthoritarianism/Lib'ralism DIES with the ObamaCare DEBACLE!!" Not bad 4 a Native-American TeaPartier, eh? Let's WIN this, y'all...this is the opportunity ALL Good American Patriots have been waitin' 4...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-11-19 9:43:28 ET Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Hmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, *Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...8^D Don't worry...about a thing... RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick... Don't worry...about the House... (Fade to finish...) Stay happy, mon...MUD 47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com) BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL day, y'all...enjoy it while you can...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!! T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot... (CHORUS) McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care. Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the DNC Head... (CHORUS) Mudboy Slim Let's Roll...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...over SIXTEEN years ago, and still apropos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... (Chorus) Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" (McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...) When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... (Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! An oldie but a goodie...MUD 1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EAT...WRVA 1140!! Later, GATORZ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gracias, Senor Stone...excellent video. Utmost regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I watched that motion picture, hondope. It was very entertaining. Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP Published on Jul 31, 2015 In this special piece by Darrin McBreen we see clips from the movie They Live and pay tribute to a great patriot now passed 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper. Thank you for everything you did and how you used your influence to try and better the world. Rest in peace. Hmmm...4 WOT its Werth, TRUMP shall B Reagan Reborn... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?" "No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP" America's losing a lotta good patriots these last few years...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ZACKLEY what I usedta tell my Ex-wife, but I wuz tragicalLEE WRONG, "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, #4208. To: Meguro (#4203) LOL...NO, girleyman lib'ral RAT-pussyBOY... Remember, shit4brainz, U R the TeaBagger... MUD is a TeaPartier!! Now go brush that anonymous male's ejaculation outta yer teeth, PenisBreath!! Sheeeesh... Regards...NOT, YOU asswipe ObamaBOT!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA...Typical RAT LowInformationVoterAlert!! Now, go WIPE off yer chin, RATscum!! ROFLMAO (@ meggie the sorta man/sorta wife/sorta useless scumsuckin' asshole) Ornery...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-10-04 10:12:10 ET Glory HOLE DAZE, indeed...MUD )*^D$*** "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > Doughnuts? > > Why is air a lot like sex? > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any > > What do you call a smart blonde? > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > Their personalities. > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > Mace will do that to you. > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > Breasts don't have eyes. > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > They named him "Sum Ting Wong" > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > A speech impediment. > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > They're hiring. > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." > > Why is there no Disneyland in China ? > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Yer welCOME...MUD 1,721 posted on 4/21/2005 3:02:18 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, True DAT...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No, Right's not angels... Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow... No I'm no angel... So you don't give a darn about me No, MUDZ no angel... Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, I BELIEVE I'm ecstatic that the ObamaNation is all but DEAD... 420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday... C.U. in DEE Cee, y'all...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#1609. To: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Iceman, Apollonia, Prince, Morris Daye, Jimi Hendrix, MojoRisin, APPLE, Peach, FuzzyNaval (#1594)
MickieJay is MUDZ anti-HERO...MUD
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some WHigger U don't know...
Well, Ol' Barack LOATHES the FREE...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Marxist Ivy-Leaguer 2 the bone!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's Power!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FREE 'cuz Amer'cans led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughs while rewordin' Leftist tunes...8^D!!
In his Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's COWARDS!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Cruz, it's time WE Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
R Righteous dreams SAHALL B real when we crush Dem Cowards!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Cruz, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1610. To: A K A Stone, STONE'd Brewery, Mayor LeVar Stoney, MUD, The ROCK, Rock-n-ROLL, The HULK, Hulk Hogan (#1608)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1611. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb_88 (#1610)
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1612. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Hondo, goldilucky, war (#1608)
(Edited)
I swear he shall NOT complete his term...Terri the FEYrie SHALL RESIGN in disgrace ON the 21st Celebration of
MUDZ 33rd Birthday on 9 June 2017...GARE-ron-FRickin'-TEED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1613. To: Capt. J.G. Morris, K.Chen, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONE'd Brewery, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Superfly Snukka, Andre the Giant (#1612)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1614. To: All (#1613)
Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that.
However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size,
not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...
WeThePeople gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..." )8^(:>
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1615. To: All (#1614)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1616. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1617. To: Jethro Tull, Jimmy Page. Robert Plant, Brady d'Angelo, El Rushbo, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Sauropod, Race Bannon (#1616)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1618. To: JakeyBoy, JessieLee, MamaSue, PapaJohn, Renee Messier, puppyDOG, Boris, BippEE (#1617)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
MUD...would...rather...fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1619. To: A K A Stone (#1608)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1620. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' PlowboyzFANNYatic (#1427)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1621. To: All (#1620)
MUD shall give the HETEROsexual LOVIN' MOOOshelle sooo deserves.
I vow 2 give MOOchelle Obama some REEEal LOVIN' from...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1622. To: All (#1594)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1623. To: Terry McAuliffe (#1622)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1624. To: war (#1530)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1625. To: Landru, jla, BufordP, EricC, Flora McDonald, Slick Willie, Terry McAuliffe, T-MAXmudzBITCH!! (#1522)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1626. To: Mudboy Slim (#1612)
#1627. To: All U'all LibertyFlamerz (#1625)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1628. To: redleghunter (#1626)
"What did the neighbors say?"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1629. To: redleghunter, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, TheRealRUSH, Hannity, Mark Levin, Mayor Levar Stoney (#1626)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1630. To: hondo68, goldi-lox, Clinton's A Liar, Cal, holdonnow, Angelwood, Howlin, kristinn, Jim Robinson, doug friom upland, BufordP, jla, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' Plowboyz (#1532)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1631. To: poet, Sultan88, Ward Smythe, Landru, FBD, cherrybomb88, snow bunny, Fall Guy, Inspector Harry Callahan, ferret mike (#1630)
Are of imagination all compact..."
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1632. To: All (#1631)
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...
MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Senator Cruz's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
TRUMPsterz, don't worry...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1633. To: AG Mark Herring (#1632)
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
Voters demand answers...you gotta go!!
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
And bribed Terri-Mac, so friggin' FEY, RAT-pimp is Commie RED!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Press wishes Mac was still SlickWillie's dream...
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1634. To: Mudboy Slim (#1633)
#1635. To: meguro, holdonnow, Howlin, Goldi-lox, dirtboy, BufordP, Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, ironman, MaggieTee, M. Thatcher, The Real Rush, George W. Bush, Landru, jla, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#1630)
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
But I'll take your bet and yer gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment'sw 4 RAT-tardz!!
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get yer soul.
" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
" And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
" The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!"
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1636. To: A K A Stone (#1634)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1637. To: Mudboy Slim, They Live, BushBots (#1630)
#1638. To: hondo68 (#1637)
#1639. To: Fred Mertz, all out of bubble gum (#1638)
Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
#1640. To: hondo68 (#1637)
(Edited)
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots.
My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and Scrooge's nephew;
and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister
in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the credulity of human nature."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Or else MY NAME ain't...Hondo68
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1641. To: hondo68 (#1639)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1642. To: Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1638)
Great video, Ethyl...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1643. To: goldilucky, Renee MESSier, LOUis MESSier, RONnee MESSier, PAPAjohn, MAMAsue, Wilma FlintSTONE'd (#1571)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
She's STILL a STOOOPID, brainDEAD, FemiNAZI Hildabeeast supporter/RAT-MOE- ron ...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1644. To: A K A Stone, meguro, Goldi-LOX, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, war (#1634)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1645. To: acad1228, Landru, tomkow6, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER (#1644)
(From that day hence, they were known as the FReeper Underground...MUD)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1646. To: All (#1645)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1647. To: Fred Mertz, war, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, AuntB, byeltsin, Goldi-lox, meguro (#1646)
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "MUDZ No Angel")
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYrie!!
I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you
I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I'll bring you back some gold
Right's 4 angels...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
Let MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATZ R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
Oh come on, Reggie...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1648. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, Angelwood, BufordP, kristinn, Sauropod, hondo68, taxman, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, Landru, DOG, JakeyBoy, JessieLEE, Eener the EX- (#1646)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Aside from Slick Willie and Jimmy Carter, THE WORST POTUS in MUDZ lifetime, BAR NONE!!
Gonna B a C.Hill'd crowd @ TRUMPZ coronation...LOL!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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