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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1590. To: sfvgto (#1589)
sfvgto: "...someone should tell Pud that Bill Clinton has been out of office for 6 years..." Yea, but Slick's the gift that keeps on givin'...plus, I've branched out to slammin' Lib'rals and Big Guv'ment in general... Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What YER Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!! ' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! )8^D***!! 3 posted on 09/18/2001 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If I could sing my songs from my heart... I said, "I know we're gonna rock 'n roll...we're the RightWing!! If Right would shift the fight fer folks' hearts... I said, "I know we're gonna rock then roll...we're the RightWing!!" (Kewel guitar jammin' interlude) I said, "I know Right's gonna rock then roll, 'cuz Right's fightin'!!" Mudboy Slim (19 July 2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003) BTW..."Black XXXII" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Tin Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim (11/04/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Howdy, y'all...been pretty busy lately and haven't had much time to hang out on the Forums. Gotta tell you a story, though...today I took off a half day and went a played in a golf tourney at the Royal New Kent Club in New Kent, VA. Very tough "link-style" course where they've held some State championships. Well, it was a shotgun start and we started on the 7th tee and despite it being Captain's Choice, the course was whuppin' our butts. I musta lost 4-5 balls in the high grass that bordered every fairway...plus, it apparently got up to 99 and there was no shade in sight...it was brutal. Anyway, our last hole--#6-- is handicapped as the hardest hole on the course, a 347 yard Par 4 with a mammoth bunker up the left side. My driver was not an option, so I hit a 2- iron off the tee and it rolled maybe 190 yards, which turned out to be the shot we used. So I hit a 5-iron with my second shot and it goes a little left of the hole maybe 15 feet past the hole then backtracks down slope towards the hole. The green was sorta outta our view, but we were pretty sure we'd have a makeable birdie putt. So we drive our carts up to the green and see no ball. I was sure I was on the dance floor, but no ball. My partners started hollerin' "Eagle!! Eagle!!" but I didn't believe it until I looked in the hole and there it was!! WOO-HOOO!! My first EAGLE ever...I'll never fergit it...LOL!! Regards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-25 21:57:25 ET STILL, MUDZ ONLY EAGLE...in ball golf, at least...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) TRUMP U2...MUD)8^D***!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude...) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Mudboy Slim (03/17/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Presidency of George W. Bush -- the first 34 months... Banned Partial Birth Abortion Reversed Clinton's move to strike Reagan's anti-abortion Mexico Policy Killed the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California. Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement; rules that would have shut down every home business in America. Killed the U.S. - CCCP ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first ten ABM silos in Alaska so that America has a defense against North Korean nukes Pushed through THREE raises for our military. Increased Defense Dept funding which had deteriorated during the previous 8 years Stopped foreign aid that would be used to fund abortions. Supported and upheld the ban on abortions at military hospitals Signed E.O. reversing Clinton's policy of not requiring parental consent for abortions under the Medical Privacy Act Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers Ordered Attorney-General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own firearms, NOT a leftist-imagined *collective* right Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun control (i.e. the International Ban on Small Arms Trafficking Treaty) Successfully executed 2 wars: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom Executed a WAR ON TERROR by getting world-wide cooperation to track funds/terrorists (has cut off much of the terrorist's funding and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network) Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia and has announced withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ. Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia Initiated comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01, accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE was critical. Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the Presidency Reorganized bureaucracy...after 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence sectors into one agency: the Department of Homeland Security. Initiated discussion on privatizing Social Security and individual investment accounts. Improving govt. efficiency with .8 million jobs put up for bid...weakening unions and cutting undeserved pay raises. Wants merit based promotions/raises only. Orchestrated Republican control of the White House, the House AND the Senate. Killed the liberal ABA's role in vetting federal judges for Congress. GWB signed an executive order enforcing the Supreme Court's Beck decision (re: union dues being used for political campaigns against individual's wishes) Turned around an inherited economy that was in recession. Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a result of corporate scandals. Signed 2 income tax cuts ---- 1 of which was the largest Dollar value tax cut in world history Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains In process of eliminating IRS marriage penalty. Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people Signed into law the No Child Left Behind legislation delivering the most dramatic education reforms in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations) Reorganized the INS in an attempt to safeguard the borders and ports of America and to eliminate bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability. Signed trade promotion authority Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men and women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa Passed Medicare Reform (authorized $39.5 Billion per year for preventive medicine such as drugs and doctor visits as well as included a ten year Privatization option) Urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits Supports class action reform bill which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims Submitted comprehensive Energy Plan--awaits Congressional action (works to develop cleaner technology, produce more natural gas here at home, make America less dependent on foreign sources of energy, improve national grid, etc.) Endorses and promotes The Responsibility Era ("In a compassionate society, people respect one another and take responsibility for the decisions they make in life. My hope is to change the culture from one that has said, if it feels good, do it; if you've got a problem, blame somebody else -- to one in which every single American understands that he or she are responsible for the decisions that you make; you're responsible for loving your children with all your heart and all your soul; you're responsible for being involved with the quality of the education of your children; you're responsible for making sure the community in which you live is safe; you're responsible for loving your neighbor, just like you would like to be loved yourself. " -----this quote was too good to leave out) Started the USA Freedom Corps Initiated review of all federal agencies with a goal to eliminate federal jobs (completed September 2003) in an effort to reduce the size of federal gov while increasing private sector jobs. Part of coalition (Russia, Israel, EU, Palestine, USA) for Israeli/Palestinian "Roadmap to Peace" Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities and not become The League of Nations ( in other words, completely irrelevant) Nominated strong, conservative judges to the judiciary. Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary clean-up of the national forests in order to reduce fire danger. As part of the national forests clean-up, the President restricted judicial challenges (based on the Endangered Species Act and other challenges) and removed the need for an EIS (Environmental Impact Statement) before removing fuels/logging to reduce fire danger. Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops. President Bush signed the workplace verification bill to prevent hiring of illegal Aliens S. 1685, the Basic Pilot Extension Act of 2003, was signed by President Bush on December 3, 2003. It extends for five years the workplace employment eligibility authorization pilot programs created in 1996. It expands the pilot programs from the original five states to all 50 states. Kudos fer Dubyuh...MUD (04/27/2004) Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-26 9:11:58 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sixteen hunnerd///MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1600...Muslims haven't changed much since. :-)
Well, some Muslims, that's 4 shore...lotta these AllahAkbar nutjobs are still fighting the frickin' CRUSADES...sheeesh!! And they still have their way with their livestock...STRANGE folks indeed.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Common Core is EVIL RAT-krap ATHEISM!!" (BREITBART) “Lies” were responsible for the electoral success of Donald Trump and Brexit, and the role of teachers is to push students towards “progressive rebellion”, according to a piece in this week’s TES. Writing in the weekly magazine for educators, which was formerly known as the Times Educational Supplement, Oliver Beach called victories for populism at the ballot box last year “frightening” and said teachers must counter the “post- truth” climate from which he claims they resulted. Beach, who appeared on the BBC show ‘Tough Young Teachers’ before quitting the profession, cites “post-truth politics” as “the most frightening development” of the last year." ABOLISH the Federal Department of Education and IMPRISON ITS LEADERSHIP!! Quite sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dittos...MUD "There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." "I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." RATZ and RINOZ are the BANE of American Greatness...FIRE THEM ALL NOW!! And eliminate their Federal Pensions...PERIOD!! The DeeCee Bureaucracy is PURE, unadulterated EVIL incarnate...MUD Stoner posted on 2017-01-10 16:18:53 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
ROFLMAO...Gotta LOVE IT!! Utmost Regards, STONE, sir...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, He is going to perform it at for Trumps Inauguration. Here is another I stumbled upon.
Folks, when yer sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Barry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent BARRY!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Beltway Bandits!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004...updated 11/21/2013) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD: "THC-based edibles shall be THE Growth Industry of the Decade of TRUMP!!" And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***( "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yes, STONE, MUD did this to the MUDcave three years ago, when Terry McAuliffe was running 4 Governor of Virginny. Sow Sayeth the Word of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...First Amendment ROX...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Zackley...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!! Mudboy Slim (7/26/98) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Have a great game!!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! )8^D***!!...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill. Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell- bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages... "The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim" FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Wanna BET?!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B- leaverz. Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and perhaps a child or THREE (3)...MUD )8^D****(( "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bite...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Teri the FEYrie McAuliffe is BI-SEXUAL...MUD He SUX Slick Willie's tiny little penis...ALLEGEDlee...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "war" AIN'T purty...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade) Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What did the neighbors say?
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Yes, indeedy DOO...MUD)8^D$$$!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, the $HillaryBOT RAT-moronz R SQUEELin' like STUCK PEEGS...but all my TRUMPster buddies R HOOtin' and hollerin' in CELEBRATION...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW...my LEAD COUNSEL shall be Mark Levin from Legal Landmark Foundation... ) 8^Dx***!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B-leaverz. Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne") "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and... "Progressivism/Statism/DeeCeeAuthoritarianism/Lib'ralism DIES with the ObamaCare DEBACLE!!" Not bad 4 a Native-American TeaPartier, eh? Let's WIN this, y'all...this is the opportunity ALL Good American Patriots have been waitin' 4...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-11-19 9:43:28 ET Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestHey!! THAT's Mick Jagger playing GUITAR...AWESOME, Grampa, and a NEW DADDY in his mid-70s...hmmm??!!
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right HOOS doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!! "
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...
Let's Roll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1591. To: ConservativeMusician, The BigMan, Disco Dave (#1567)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReedom ROCKS!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...DeeCee SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1592. To: former lurker, sneakypete, ferret, xusmc0311, packrat1145, Big Meanie, rotten, Goldi-Lox (#1591)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1593. To: All (#1592)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "It's Only Rock N' Roll")
It'd be thrillin'...Ol' Mudboy the Sage!!
Would that satisfy ya?! Fools love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! Ain't he stra-a-ange?!
The Right won't spin ya...the TRUTH's within ya...
All Mudsongs are sooo Right!!
Love that FReedom stuff...where's yer FReepin' heart?!
'Cuz RINOs Power shall DIE...RATS all lie-eye-eye!!
Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And I like it, like it, yes, I do!!
My FRiends are righteous...Right's fightin'...RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy ain't been lonely?"
Truth is Right...minds shall change!!
We shall treat Left rough while they squeal and cuss...
Gonna help RATS use their brains...where's Left's shame?!
If Right would dig down...each do his part...
FReepers should channel their rage!!
RATS, they can't deny us...they love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! He's so strange!!
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And we'll fight Left, fight them, fight Dem FOOLS!!"
My FRiends are righteous...yeah!! Right's fightin' RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy is sorta ornery?!
And do ya think that you're the only Forum around?!
Ratings shall sink if y'all ZOT justa show off yer Power!!
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll 'cuz we're Right, FRiends!!"
I said, "I know Right's gonna rock 'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do!!"
Yes folks, Right's fightin'...RATS whinin'!! I like it...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1594. To: Brady d'Angelo, JakeyBoy, JessieLee, TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1593)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1595. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, dwbh, ferret, rotten, white sands, byeltsin, FBD, Big Meanie, tpaine, Brian S (#1594)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1596. To: Y'All (#1595)
"LibertyPost LINK"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1597. To: redleghunter, Landru, yankhater, BillyBEE, DOG, Boris, (#1585)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1598. To: Badeye, BadJoe, sinkspur, sneakypete, AuntB, magic, backhoe, Jeff Head, Fitz (#1597)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see Lib-uh-rulls slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1599. To: Original_Intent, dirtboy, badeye, fitz, white sands (#1598)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1600. To: All (#1599)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1601. To: Mudboy Slim (#1600)
#1602. To: redleghunter (#1601)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1603. To: All (#1602)
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1604. To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete (#1594)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1605. To: stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone, Landru, yankhater, jla, ironman (#1604)
(Edited)
--Theodore Roosevelt-1907.
--General Douglas MacArthur
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1606. To: Mudboy Slim (#1605)
#1607. To: A K A Stone (#1606)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1608. To: Mudboy Slim (#1607)
#1609. To: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Iceman, Apollonia, Prince, Morris Daye, Jimi Hendrix, MojoRisin, APPLE, Peach, FuzzyNaval (#1594)
MickieJay is MUDZ anti-HERO...MUD
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some WHigger U don't know...
Well, Ol' Barack LOATHES the FREE...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Marxist Ivy-Leaguer 2 the bone!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's Power!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FREE 'cuz Amer'cans led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughs while rewordin' Leftist tunes...8^D!!
In his Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's COWARDS!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Cruz, it's time WE Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
R Righteous dreams SAHALL B real when we crush Dem Cowards!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Cruz, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1610. To: A K A Stone, STONE'd Brewery, Mayor LeVar Stoney, MUD, The ROCK, Rock-n-ROLL, The HULK, Hulk Hogan (#1608)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1611. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb_88 (#1610)
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1612. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Hondo, goldilucky, war (#1608)
(Edited)
I swear he shall NOT complete his term...Terri the FEYrie SHALL RESIGN in disgrace ON the 21st Celebration of
MUDZ 33rd Birthday on 9 June 2017...GARE-ron-FRickin'-TEED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1613. To: Capt. J.G. Morris, K.Chen, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONE'd Brewery, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Superfly Snukka, Andre the Giant (#1612)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1614. To: All (#1613)
Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that.
However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size,
not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...
WeThePeople gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..." )8^(:>
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1615. To: All (#1614)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1616. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1617. To: Jethro Tull, Jimmy Page. Robert Plant, Brady d'Angelo, El Rushbo, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Sauropod, Race Bannon (#1616)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1618. To: JakeyBoy, JessieLee, MamaSue, PapaJohn, Renee Messier, puppyDOG, Boris, BippEE (#1617)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
MUD...would...rather...fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1619. To: A K A Stone (#1608)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1620. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' PlowboyzFANNYatic (#1427)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1621. To: All (#1620)
MUD shall give the HETEROsexual LOVIN' MOOOshelle sooo deserves.
I vow 2 give MOOchelle Obama some REEEal LOVIN' from...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1622. To: All (#1594)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1623. To: Terry McAuliffe (#1622)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1624. To: war (#1530)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1625. To: Landru, jla, BufordP, EricC, Flora McDonald, Slick Willie, Terry McAuliffe, T-MAXmudzBITCH!! (#1522)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1626. To: Mudboy Slim (#1612)
#1627. To: All U'all LibertyFlamerz (#1625)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1628. To: redleghunter (#1626)
"What did the neighbors say?"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1629. To: redleghunter, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, TheRealRUSH, Hannity, Mark Levin, Mayor Levar Stoney (#1626)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1630. To: hondo68, goldi-lox, Clinton's A Liar, Cal, holdonnow, Angelwood, Howlin, kristinn, Jim Robinson, doug friom upland, BufordP, jla, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' Plowboyz (#1532)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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