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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1576. To: Jessie LEE, JakeyBoy, EEEner, PapaJohn, MamaSUE, PUPpeeDOG, BigDog, BigMan, DiscoDave, DeeROCK!!, Mayor Levar Stoney, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, David Ingroff, L. Douglas Wilder, Robt. C. Bobb, Mark Levin, PokerFace, Paul Shanklin (#1575)

FWIW, MUD now sings LOUDlee, PROUDlee, and PASSIONATElee...
Sow RATZ/RINOZ, U might wanna git prepared
2 DEAL W/ IT on TheGreatO.N.E.**'z SHOW!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...**aka Mark Levin.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   14:51:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1577. To: No, Buddy!! Esp. NOT U!!! (#1570) (Edited)

"Slick Willie and the HildaBEEST 2 ATTEND TheDonaldz Inauguration!!
(with Geo. 'Dubyuh!!' BOOOooosch)"

MUDboyz Slim(again) SHALL be attending as well, but NOT with the abovementioned EffeteElite...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:00:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1578. To: BRUUUCE, The Donald, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, JeffreeeEE KATZ (#1577)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie SCUM...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
MUDboy sez, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!! "
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out Dem crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm FITTY-t'ree, got TWO kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
MUD said, "Kids, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim (05/28/1999)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:15:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1579. To: Cyber-Band, Band of JOY, Righteous Band of BROS., The SynTaurZ Band (#1575)

"My Friends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim (09/18/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:22:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1580. To: Janet 'TheBigBullDyke' Reno, Teri 'TheRatz--FEYree' McAuliffe, Slick Willard duh RAPIST, Hillary 'PHat Skanky CankleWomyn' aka TheHildaBEEST, Chelsea 'WebbHubbellz birth-daughter' KlintOOOn, KlownPossy (#1579)

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATS love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp WE'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really well...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:38:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1581. To: GrandIsland, Willie Green, war, Biff Tannen, HillaryBOTZ across this GREAT Country (#1331)

"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Sooo apropos...MUD )8^D***!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:11:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1582. To: MeekOneGOP, buckeroo, sinkspur, holdonnow, Cal, Badeye, Landru, FBD, jla, backhoe, dirtboy (#1570)

MeekOneGOP: "Having recently addressed the campaign nuts-and-bolts of getting limited-government candidates elected as members of the Libertarian Party, let's now take a look at three big issues which I believe currently stop many more conservatives from joining the them: Abortion, foreign policy and immigration. These are NOT minor issues."

As a libertarian who has volunteered--and voted--fer local Libertarian candidates in the past, I can say these three issues are exactly the ones that I have a disagreement about. Here's my philosophy on each...

Abortion...the Right of a woman to do with one's body as she pleases is at the basis of libertarianism...fer instance, if my young daughter was raped and impregnated, I would want to preserve the right to abort the pregnancy. Every woman should have this right, imho. However, at some point during the pregnancy, the unborn child has rights that must be protected as well. If a fetus is viable and can live outside the womb, imho, there is no way we should allow the unborn child to be exterminated. In my view, States should decide at what point in the pregnancy the Rights of the fetus supercede those of the mother's right to terminate her unwanted pregnancy.

Foreign Policy...while I'm all for avoiding foreign entanglements, I believe the Libertarian Party's position is IGNORANT of the fact that our borders are no longer safe from random attacks by the forces of Oppression and Tyranny, and sometimes the prudent thing is to take the fight to our enemies. Harry Browne's rantings of a few years ago on this issue were enough to turn me off of the Libertarian Party to this day.

Immigration...the Libertarian Party's open borders policy is simply ludicrous...how the heck can America hope to accomplish a libertarian future if we are continually taking on the burden of every would-be immigrant who prefers to take advantage of the bounty that Americans have earned? To think we could absorb everyone who wants to become Americans is just plain silly!!

Regards...MUD (03/01/2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:17:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1583. To: bluewater boats, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1581)

"FreeWorld!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we're postin' just the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the TRUMPsters?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:28:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1584. To: All (#1583)

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool...
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, EX-Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold Bill's critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Left Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies...
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried...
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"

Mudboy Slim (2005-07-14)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:31:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1585. To: Mudboy Slim, A K A Stone (#1582)

Abortion...the Right of a woman to do with one's body as she pleases is at the basis of libertarianism...fer instance, if my young daughter was raped and impregnated, I would want to preserve the right to abort the pregnancy. Every woman should have this right, imho. However, at some point during the pregnancy, the unborn child has rights that must be protected as well. If a fetus is viable and can live outside the womb, imho, there is no way we should allow the unborn child to be exterminated. In my view, States should decide at what point in the pregnancy the Rights of the fetus supercede those of the mother's right to terminate her unwanted pregnancy.

Hey Mud.

Have to address your abortion stance.

The example you give of rape? What did the conceived child do to elicit a death sentence? While the rapist pig gets three hots and a cot for 7 or so years (if convicted!) the child dies. No justice there.

You also speak of viability as a decision point for the States to decide.

However, scientific evidence clearly defined human life begins at conception. There is a distinct separate human being at the time of conception with their own DNA.

Here are some resources which can also be found on my homepage here at LF:

Abortion: Scientific evidence for new human being at conception: http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098593

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-27#post-69097465

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098685

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 42#post-69092147

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/liberals-who-are-pro-choice-explain- why-a-womans-choice-is-more-important-than-a-fetuss-life.7915201/page- 10#post-69082245

Abortion: Biblical exegesis of Exodus 21:22ff

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098322

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/planned-parenthood-shooting-suspect- i-am-a-warrior-for-the-babies.7922364/page-3#post-68987259

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 34#post-69060024

Abortion: The Mind of God on our humanity; How TaNaKh Jews viewed conception

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 42#post-69090685

Is abortion Ethical for seculars:

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/it-should-be-murder.7925104/page- 33#post-69118203

Bitter water explained:

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/pro-life-or-pro-choice.7934246/page- 98#post-69342499

Kill and Murder: http://www.christianforums.com/threads/the-death-penalty- for-abortionists-and-performers-of-euthanasia.7936568/page-7#post-69372766

redleghunter  posted on  2017-01-05   13:44:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1586. To: All U DEEplorable, RED-necked TRUMPsterz (#1570)

"Are you making all this up as you go along?!!"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Yep...MUD )8^D***!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:30:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1587. To: redleghunter, A K A Stone (#1585)

"Have to address your abortion stance. The example you give of rape? What did the conceived child do to elicit a death sentence? While the rapist pig gets three hots and a cot for 7 or so years (if convicted!) the child dies. No justice there."

Do NOT disagree one iota, my friend, oh Great Hunter of Redlegs. I was giving the Libertarian argument, but I have NEVER voted for a Libertarian for POTUS, just local and State offices. I am "self-identifying" as a RadicalRightWingWacko (aka RRWW aka R-squared, W-squared) and a RABID Right2Lifer HOO agrees that Life begins at Conception. That said, let's say a 12-year-old daughter is incestuously-RAPED by her alcoholic, AIDS-ridden biological father, a la that RAT-freeeak Craster on Game of Thrones...if that Victim of Incest decided to abort the absolutely-INNOCENT LIFE in the first month or two after the RAPE, I'd understand the reasoning behind such a decision.

"You also speak of viability as a decision point for the States to decide. However, scientific evidence clearly defined human life begins at conception. There is a distinct separate human being at the time of conception with their own DNA."

Once again, my friend, I do NOT really disagree with your very sound reasoning, but I do believe both the Victim of Rape AND the INNOCENT Unborn Child have rights in this instance, and it should be up to the individual States/Commonwealths to decide at what point the child's right to life TRUMPS the mother's right to do with her body as she will. I realize it's a very tough issue to reach a compromise on, but there's gotta be a better solution than the OBVIOUSLY un-CONSTITUTIONAL Roe v. Wade.

"Here are some resources which can also be found on my homepage here at LF:"

First off...we have a Home Page at LF?!! Hmmm...interesting...

Second off...GREAT LINKS!! I like this one 4 starters...

"Can We Reach a Compromise Regarding Abortion?"

Regardz...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:49:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1588. To: hondo68, buckeroo, Cal, Jeff Head, badeye, fitz, sinkspur, howlin, tlbshow, goldilucky, badjoe, sneakypete (#1532)

A ZILLION years is ALLEDlee more than a Millenium...

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

And last but not least...

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart..."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

LOL...MUD

BTW...I "BORROWED" the abovementioned musings sorta the was Joisey Joe Biden "BORROWED" his final thesis paper in college...)8^o!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:59:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1589. To: Born Again Hippo, r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, backhoe, badjoe, FBD, jla, Landru, HappyGal (#1588)

We STILL miss U, Cherry Garcia...saw U in 1983 at the U-Hall in Charlottesville, VA...Jerry was Incredible!!

Why Henrietta (the Hippo), how nice of you to stop by...you sound like you need a song...

"Friends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clintonz R Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but MUD vanquished RATZ' PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
MUD sets goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

((BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim (16 July 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   17:13:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1590. To: sfvgto (#1589)

Hey!! THAT's Mick Jagger playing GUITAR...AWESOME, Grampa, and a NEW DADDY in his mid-70s...hmmm??!!

sfvgto: "...someone should tell Pud that Bill Clinton has been out of office for 6 years..."

Yea, but Slick's the gift that keeps on givin'...plus, I've branched out to slammin' Lib'rals and Big Guv'ment in general...

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What YER Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right HOOS doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!! "

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!! '
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...
Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1591. To: ConservativeMusician, The BigMan, Disco Dave (#1567)

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReedom ROCKS!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...DeeCee SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1592. To: former lurker, sneakypete, ferret, xusmc0311, packrat1145, Big Meanie, rotten, Goldi-Lox (#1591)

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! )8^D***!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1593. To: All (#1592)

"Right's Gonna Rock'n'Roll!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "It's Only Rock N' Roll")

If I could sing my songs from my heart...
It'd be thrillin'...Ol' Mudboy the Sage!!
Would that satisfy ya?! Fools love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! Ain't he stra-a-ange?!
The Right won't spin ya...the TRUTH's within ya...
All Mudsongs are sooo Right!!
Love that FReedom stuff...where's yer FReepin' heart?!
'Cuz RINOs Power shall DIE...RATS all lie-eye-eye!!

I said, "I know we're gonna rock 'n roll...we're the RightWing!!
Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And I like it, like it, yes, I do!!
My FRiends are righteous...Right's fightin'...RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy ain't been lonely?"

If Right would shift the fight fer folks' hearts...
Truth is Right...minds shall change!!
We shall treat Left rough while they squeal and cuss...
Gonna help RATS use their brains...where's Left's shame?!
If Right would dig down...each do his part...
FReepers should channel their rage!!
RATS, they can't deny us...they love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! He's so strange!!

I said, "I know we're gonna rock then roll...we're the RightWing!!"
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And we'll fight Left, fight them, fight Dem FOOLS!!"
My FRiends are righteous...yeah!! Right's fightin' RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy is sorta ornery?!
And do ya think that you're the only Forum around?!
Ratings shall sink if y'all ZOT justa show off yer Power!!

(Kewel guitar jammin' interlude)

I said, "I know Right's gonna rock then roll, 'cuz Right's fightin'!!"
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll 'cuz we're Right, FRiends!!"
I said, "I know Right's gonna rock 'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do!!"
Yes folks, Right's fightin'...RATS whinin'!! I like it...

Mudboy Slim (19 July 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1594. To: Brady d'Angelo, JakeyBoy, JessieLee, TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1593)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003)

BTW..."Black XXXII"

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1595. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, dwbh, ferret, rotten, white sands, byeltsin, FBD, Big Meanie, tpaine, Brian S (#1594)

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Tin Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim (11/04/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1596. To: Y'All (#1595)

"LibertyPost LINK"

"Howdy, y'all...been pretty busy lately and haven't had much time to hang out on the Forums. Gotta tell you a story, though...today I took off a half day and went a played in a golf tourney at the Royal New Kent Club in New Kent, VA. Very tough "link-style" course where they've held some State championships.

Well, it was a shotgun start and we started on the 7th tee and despite it being Captain's Choice, the course was whuppin' our butts. I musta lost 4-5 balls in the high grass that bordered every fairway...plus, it apparently got up to 99 and there was no shade in sight...it was brutal. Anyway, our last hole--#6-- is handicapped as the hardest hole on the course, a 347 yard Par 4 with a mammoth bunker up the left side. My driver was not an option, so I hit a 2- iron off the tee and it rolled maybe 190 yards, which turned out to be the shot we used. So I hit a 5-iron with my second shot and it goes a little left of the hole maybe 15 feet past the hole then backtracks down slope towards the hole. The green was sorta outta our view, but we were pretty sure we'd have a makeable birdie putt. So we drive our carts up to the green and see no ball. I was sure I was on the dance floor, but no ball. My partners started hollerin' "Eagle!! Eagle!!" but I didn't believe it until I looked in the hole and there it was!!

WOO-HOOO!! My first EAGLE ever...I'll never fergit it...LOL!!

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-25 21:57:25 ET

STILL, MUDZ ONLY EAGLE...in ball golf, at least...MUD )8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1597. To: redleghunter, Landru, yankhater, BillyBEE, DOG, Boris, (#1585)

"Expect the worst, it's the least U can do!!"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

TRUMP U2...MUD)8^D***!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1598. To: Badeye, BadJoe, sinkspur, sneakypete, AuntB, magic, backhoe, Jeff Head, Fitz (#1597)

"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")

The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!

So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!

The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude...)

When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!

The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see Lib-uh-rulls slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!

Mudboy Slim (03/17/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1599. To: Original_Intent, dirtboy, badeye, fitz, white sands (#1598)

"O_I...Dubyuh ain't my ideal POTUS, but he has not been devoid of Conservative accomplishments...",/b>

Presidency of George W. Bush -- the first 34 months...

Banned Partial Birth Abortion

Reversed Clinton's move to strike Reagan's anti-abortion Mexico Policy

Killed the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty

Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court

Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California.

Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement; rules that would have shut down every home business in America.

Killed the U.S. - CCCP ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses

Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first ten ABM silos in Alaska so that America has a defense against North Korean nukes

Pushed through THREE raises for our military.

Increased Defense Dept funding which had deteriorated during the previous 8 years Stopped foreign aid that would be used to fund abortions. Supported and upheld the ban on abortions at military hospitals Signed E.O. reversing Clinton's policy of not requiring parental consent for abortions under the Medical Privacy Act Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers Ordered Attorney-General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own firearms, NOT a leftist-imagined *collective* right Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun control (i.e. the International Ban on Small Arms Trafficking Treaty) Successfully executed 2 wars: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom Executed a WAR ON TERROR by getting world-wide cooperation to track funds/terrorists (has cut off much of the terrorist's funding and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network) Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia and has announced withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ. Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia Initiated comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01, accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE was critical. Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the Presidency Reorganized bureaucracy...after 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence sectors into one agency: the Department of Homeland Security. Initiated discussion on privatizing Social Security and individual investment accounts. Improving govt. efficiency with .8 million jobs put up for bid...weakening unions and cutting undeserved pay raises. Wants merit based promotions/raises only. Orchestrated Republican control of the White House, the House AND the Senate. Killed the liberal ABA's role in vetting federal judges for Congress. GWB signed an executive order enforcing the Supreme Court's Beck decision (re: union dues being used for political campaigns against individual's wishes) Turned around an inherited economy that was in recession. Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a result of corporate scandals. Signed 2 income tax cuts ---- 1 of which was the largest Dollar value tax cut in world history Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains In process of eliminating IRS marriage penalty. Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people Signed into law the No Child Left Behind legislation delivering the most dramatic education reforms in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations) Reorganized the INS in an attempt to safeguard the borders and ports of America and to eliminate bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability. Signed trade promotion authority Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men and women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa Passed Medicare Reform (authorized $39.5 Billion per year for preventive medicine such as drugs and doctor visits as well as included a ten year Privatization option) Urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits Supports class action reform bill which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims Submitted comprehensive Energy Plan--awaits Congressional action (works to develop cleaner technology, produce more natural gas here at home, make America less dependent on foreign sources of energy, improve national grid, etc.) Endorses and promotes The Responsibility Era ("In a compassionate society, people respect one another and take responsibility for the decisions they make in life. My hope is to change the culture from one that has said, if it feels good, do it; if you've got a problem, blame somebody else -- to one in which every single American understands that he or she are responsible for the decisions that you make; you're responsible for loving your children with all your heart and all your soul; you're responsible for being involved with the quality of the education of your children; you're responsible for making sure the community in which you live is safe; you're responsible for loving your neighbor, just like you would like to be loved yourself. " -----this quote was too good to leave out) Started the USA Freedom Corps Initiated review of all federal agencies with a goal to eliminate federal jobs (completed September 2003) in an effort to reduce the size of federal gov while increasing private sector jobs. Part of coalition (Russia, Israel, EU, Palestine, USA) for Israeli/Palestinian "Roadmap to Peace" Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities and not become The League of Nations ( in other words, completely irrelevant) Nominated strong, conservative judges to the judiciary. Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary clean-up of the national forests in order to reduce fire danger. As part of the national forests clean-up, the President restricted judicial challenges (based on the Endangered Species Act and other challenges) and removed the need for an EIS (Environmental Impact Statement) before removing fuels/logging to reduce fire danger. Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops. President Bush signed the workplace verification bill to prevent hiring of illegal Aliens S. 1685, the Basic Pilot Extension Act of 2003, was signed by President Bush on December 3, 2003. It extends for five years the workplace employment eligibility authorization pilot programs created in 1996. It expands the pilot programs from the original five states to all 50 states. Kudos fer Dubyuh...MUD (04/27/2004) Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-26 9:11:58 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1600. To: All (#1599)

Sixteen hunnerd///MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1601. To: Mudboy Slim (#1600)

1600...Muslims haven't changed much since. :-)

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#1602. To: redleghunter (#1601)

Well, some Muslims, that's 4 shore...lotta these AllahAkbar nutjobs are still fighting the frickin' CRUSADES...sheeesh!! And they still have their way with their livestock...STRANGE folks indeed.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1603. To: All (#1602)

"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1604. To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete (#1594)

"Common Core is EVIL RAT-krap ATHEISM!!"

(BREITBART) “Lies” were responsible for the electoral success of Donald Trump and Brexit, and the role of teachers is to push students towards “progressive rebellion”, according to a piece in this week’s TES.

Writing in the weekly magazine for educators, which was formerly known as the Times Educational Supplement, Oliver Beach called victories for populism at the ballot box last year “frightening” and said teachers must counter the “post- truth” climate from which he claims they resulted.

Beach, who appeared on the BBC show ‘Tough Young Teachers’ before quitting the profession, cites “post-truth politics” as “the most frightening development” of the last year."

ABOLISH the Federal Department of Education and IMPRISON ITS LEADERSHIP!!

Quite sincerely...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#1605. To: stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone, Landru, yankhater, jla, ironman (#1604) (Edited)

"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."

Dittos...MUD

"There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
--Theodore Roosevelt-1907.

"I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within."
--General Douglas MacArthur

RATZ and RINOZ are the BANE of American Greatness...FIRE THEM ALL NOW!! And eliminate their Federal Pensions...PERIOD!!

The DeeCee Bureaucracy is PURE, unadulterated EVIL incarnate...MUD

Stoner posted on 2017-01-10 16:18:53 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   10:21:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1606. To: Mudboy Slim (#1605)

A K A Stone  posted on  2017-01-11   10:42:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1607. To: A K A Stone (#1606)

ROFLMAO...Gotta LOVE IT!! Utmost Regards, STONE, sir...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   10:57:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1608. To: Mudboy Slim (#1607)

He is going to perform it at for Trumps Inauguration.

Here is another I stumbled upon.

A K A Stone  posted on  2017-01-11   10:58:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1609. To: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Iceman, Apollonia, Prince, Morris Daye, Jimi Hendrix, MojoRisin, APPLE, Peach, FuzzyNaval (#1594)

MickieJay is MUDZ anti-HERO...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when yer sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Barry...
Votin' fer some WHigger U don't know...
Well, Ol' Barack LOATHES the FREE...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Marxist Ivy-Leaguer 2 the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent BARRY!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's Power!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals...
Must devolve Power 2 the States...
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FREE 'cuz Amer'cans led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughs while rewordin' Leftist tunes...8^D!!
In his Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SHALL B real when we FIGHT Left's COWARDS!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!!
Cruz, it's time WE Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Beltway Bandits!! Devolve Power!!
R Righteous dreams SAHALL B real when we crush Dem Cowards!!
That's Right...we SHALL devolve Power 2 individuals!!
Must devolve Power 2 the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Cruz, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004...updated 11/21/2013)

BTW...HIGH TIME 2 ROUT Dem RATS/RINOZ once & 4 ALL!!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   11:06:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1610. To: A K A Stone, STONE'd Brewery, Mayor LeVar Stoney, MUD, The ROCK, Rock-n-ROLL, The HULK, Hulk Hogan (#1608)

I shall be at the Inauguration...MUDZ folks are handing out FREE JOINTS 2 ALL!!

MUD: "THC-based edibles shall be THE Growth Industry of the Decade of TRUMP!!"

And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***(

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   11:14:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1611. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb_88 (#1610)

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   15:10:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1612. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Hondo, goldilucky, war (#1608) (Edited)

"Union Hill Taggerz UNITE!! (circa 2013)"


Yes, STONE, MUD did this to the MUDcave three years ago, when Terry McAuliffe was running 4 Governor of Virginny.
I swear he shall NOT complete his term...Terri the FEYrie SHALL RESIGN in disgrace ON the 21st Celebration of
MUDZ 33rd Birthday on 9 June 2017...GARE-ron-FRickin'-TEED!!

Sow Sayeth the Word of...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   15:21:33 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1613. To: Capt. J.G. Morris, K.Chen, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONE'd Brewery, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Superfly Snukka, Andre the Giant (#1612)

Heh heh heh...First Amendment ROX...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   15:30:17 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1614. To: All (#1613)

"Pubbies are not to be trusted to do the right thing without WeThePeople's swords at their throats.
Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that.
However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size,
not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...
WeThePeople gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..." )8^(:>

"Freedom4um LINK"

Zackley...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   15:37:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1615. To: All (#1614)

"SHEEPle!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!!

Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   15:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1616. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)

"Freedom4um LINK"

"Have a great game!!"

I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.

Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.

Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"

I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!

)8^D***!!...MUD

389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-11   16:00:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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