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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1413949
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#1555. To: missouri, tapu, A Vast RightWing Conspirator, 82Marine89, bluewater boats, swarthyguy, Fitz, GO65 (#1552)

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...
Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!!
Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All U GOOD TRUMPsters, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-27   16:46:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1556. To: ALLLL Dukies like David NEXT- door (#1552)

FWIW...there are NOT FOUR--pink&purple--(4) Kayzzz in kkk, KrazyKloooLe$$KlintonKlutz...duhhh.

"No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large."
-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Well, seriousLEE, folX, is li'l Sammy Klemmonz EVER wrong?!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-30   11:09:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1557. To: Landru, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, goldilucky, AuntB, jla, Sultan88, Ethyl Mertz, war, Biff BUTTsniffer, Willie Greenz a RACIST punk!! (#1525)

"First What We'll Do Is Write About It!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!! "
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATS NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...???!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about, well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to MUDZ songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, HELP MUD INSPIRE this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(Git back to God!! )

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left writes about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of ol' Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World "WE're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute RAT's Scum!!

PEOPLE, MUD foreseeezzz Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's SCUM!!

Mudboy Slim (1/10/02)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-30   11:41:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1558. To: Jack K, Jack E. O'nahhUS, M. Thatcher, BO Snerdley, The GreatOne, Mark Levin, Hannity, Stone, Mayor LEeVar Stoney, TheDonald, ElRushbo (#1557)

SOOoowww..."HOOZ duhh STONEY?!"

NOT...MUD

"The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,
DESIrous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing,
BUTTT... burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles."

-- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"

SHO' Nuff...MUD )8oD!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-30   11:50:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1559. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88, Bandwagon Jimmee, SkoalNick, ShowsZZZzzzeeeEEE, TheCrow, ZARdeee...MUDmonskeee!! (#1525)

"You will be run over by a bus."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Well...purty shore that AIN'T gonna tickle...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-31   14:07:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1560. To: redleghunter, goldilucky, A K A Stone, AuntB, Murron, Angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, BigDog, BigMan, BigBite, BigProblem (#1364) (Edited)

ArtNum=100329&Disp=227#C227">"Black XXXII.227"

To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator (#226)

"You are saying that Clinton and his Rats have served their purpose. They lowered the moral standards and moved 'normality' to levels so low, some would find even a scumbag such as the current Bush 'almost okay'."

Say what you will about Bush, but I honestly believe he runs a pretty clean ship. Look at what the RATS are trying to pin on him...war crimes in Iraq, alleged "torture" of enemy combatants in Abu Graihb and Gitmo, stuff decrying his military record, and now this non-scandal about Rove leaking. If you'll remember, Slick Willie actually ordered the MASSACRE of 78 innocent Americans at Waco and sold military secrets to the Chi-Coms in exchange fer ILLEGAL campaign donations!! SHEEESH...there's really no comparison, imho.

"Then Bush and gang would lower then even lower so that in '08 even homo- lover, creepy witch, singing fat lady Hillary would look like 'a reasonable centrist' and 'a breath of fresh air' by comparison and she would get elected in a landslide and get her 100-days or maybe 1000-day honeymoon."

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh how I pray the RATS nominate the HildaBeeest to run against George Allen in 2008...that is my greatest desire...LOL!!

"It's funny that you consider that Bush would have 'served his purpose' if he replaced SD O'C with someone more like Scalia. Are you sure?"

Damn sure...replacing Judicial Activists with Originalists will do wonders fer America returning to being a Constitutional Republic once again.

"What is the life expectancy of a USSC judge? 15 years maybe? So thousands dead and trillions wasted are worth some bag of flesh and bones warming a leather chair in Wash, DC?"

Obviously, you and I disagree on the War on Terror...I don't think the blood and treasure we've lost over there are "wasted", not in the least.

"Limbaugh's believers would probably agree with that."

Yep, you nailed me, I'm a PROUD Dittohead...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-19 9:25:54 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-31   14:19:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1561. To: TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1560)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-31   14:33:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1562. To: Mudboy Slim (#1561)

Go phuck yourself.

buckeroo  posted on  2016-12-31   14:39:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1563. To: Original_Intent, born again hippo, bluewater boats, ferret, xusmc0311, sneakypete, 82Marine89, Magic (#1552)

"District of Columbia!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")

Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh...
Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!!
Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods...
FReedom-lovers, you better stand up and yell!!
Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny...
RATS' stain is clear fer all to see...
Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal...
Lackin' brains, RATS have no shame...
When Slick calls, RATS crawl back again...
Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!

Good Morning, America, we love you!!
Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"...
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!

FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers...
What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore...
Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!!
But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!!
Bless the sons who capture tyrants!!
Bless the sons who fight our fears!!
Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!!
Dubyuh, SAFE this Nation keep...
Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!!
Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deals!!

Good Morning, America...we love you!!
Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?!
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!

Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh...
State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!!
Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Dubyuh...
We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!!
We fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!!
We FReep 'til the Lib'rals weep...
Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!!
Next, George Dubyuh leads 'gainst evil men...
We must next RE-IMPEACH Clinton!!
Slick's fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!

Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!!
Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!!
We're Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!!
Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATS're Commie SCUM!!
RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!

Mudboy Slim (15 March 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2016-12-31   14:45:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1564. To: All (#1563)

"This was the most unkindest cut of all."
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:00:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1565. To: (#1370)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:08:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1566. To: AKA Stone, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam, M. Thatcher, sultan88, AdSimp, yankhater, jla, EricC, Angelwood, ironman, holdonnow, badjoe, Rush Limbaugh, TheRealRUSH.com, GlennBeck, Hannity, Mark Levin, TheGreatOne, TheDonald (#1355)

"Happy New Year 2 ALL my Flamin' FRiendz and FRenemieeezzz out there!!"

"Imagine!!" (MUDZ revised version)
(2 B sung 2 John Lennon's "Imagine")

Imagine NO bureaucracy, Progressivism LEFT 2 DIE...
No damned IRS, leaderz HOO don't LIE!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with jobs w/ decent pay...
Ah ha ah ahhh!!

Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue...
Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!!
Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families...
Yoo HOO oooh!!
You may say I'm a DREAMER...
But MUD ain't the only O.N.E.
I PRAY someday you'll join US...
Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!

Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM...
Regulation on the wane!!
NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER...
Each spending what (s)he's earned!!
Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!!
YOO HOO oooh ooh!!
YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"...
Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!!
But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!

Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)

BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!! )8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:23:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1567. To: All (#1549)

Heh heh heh...Libertarianism ROX...only with borders, tho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:28:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1568. To: Zardee, Landru, AdSimp, jla, Murron, mel, AuntB, Snow Bunny, cherrybomb88, Sultan88, Angelwood, ironman (#1567)

BWAHAHAHA...even better...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:31:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1569. To: Bopb Dylan, Robert Zimmerman, The BigMan (#1568)

"Prosecution...NOW!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

O. bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D}
Slick underestimates MUDZ moxie...
MUD's gonna drive bin WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
Left's PUNK sure ain't clean!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!
"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing "Whackos"...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...The Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell Dem Socialists to split...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]

Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and the BigMan strummin'...)

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:47:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1570. To: All (#1569)

"Black XXXII"...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-03   16:49:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1571. To: Mudboy Slim (#1566)

I love this song of his.

goldilucky  posted on  2017-01-04   1:38:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1572. To: Mudboy Slim (#1568)

Kudos to Snow Bunny and Landru. R.I.P., Sultan88 (the former judge)

goldilucky  posted on  2017-01-04   1:40:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1573. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, Landru (#1572)

"Kudos to Snow Bunny and Landru. R.I.P., Sultan88 (the former judge)"

Dittos...MUD

BTW...appears 2 MUD that U y Hondo R the ONLY JUDGEmentalz these DAZE'd & B--mooozed.

"You may be recognized soon. HYDE!!"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Tried it 4 a DECADE-plus...but demRATZ/RINOZ found...MUD )8vD>.xxxH,,,8^O!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   10:46:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1574. To: GOLDiLucky, GOLDyLOX, GOLD is SOLID, Sultan88, GOLDteethROCK!!, GOLDmember, YankHater, RebelWITHaCUZZZin!! (#1566)

"I love this song of his."

Well & GOOD...however, "MUDZ version is FAAAR soupEARior", alleges...MUD

BTW...Sultan88 RULEZ from ABOVE!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   10:54:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1575. To: war (#1530)

Of course, "war" disagrees with...MUDboyz Slim..Again!!

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' STAIN!!

Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! GIPper proved you win by being Right!!

FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   11:04:55 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1576. To: Jessie LEE, JakeyBoy, EEEner, PapaJohn, MamaSUE, PUPpeeDOG, BigDog, BigMan, DiscoDave, DeeROCK!!, Mayor Levar Stoney, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, David Ingroff, L. Douglas Wilder, Robt. C. Bobb, Mark Levin, PokerFace, Paul Shanklin (#1575)

FWIW, MUD now sings LOUDlee, PROUDlee, and PASSIONATElee...
Sow RATZ/RINOZ, U might wanna git prepared
2 DEAL W/ IT on TheGreatO.N.E.**'z SHOW!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...**aka Mark Levin.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   14:51:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1577. To: No, Buddy!! Esp. NOT U!!! (#1570) (Edited)

"Slick Willie and the HildaBEEST 2 ATTEND TheDonaldz Inauguration!!
(with Geo. 'Dubyuh!!' BOOOooosch)"

MUDboyz Slim(again) SHALL be attending as well, but NOT with the abovementioned EffeteElite...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:00:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1578. To: BRUUUCE, The Donald, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, JeffreeeEE KATZ (#1577)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie SCUM...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
MUDboy sez, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!! "
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out Dem crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm FITTY-t'ree, got TWO kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
MUD said, "Kids, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim (05/28/1999)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:15:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1579. To: Cyber-Band, Band of JOY, Righteous Band of BROS., The SynTaurZ Band (#1575)

"My Friends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim (09/18/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:22:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1580. To: Janet 'TheBigBullDyke' Reno, Teri 'TheRatz--FEYree' McAuliffe, Slick Willard duh RAPIST, Hillary 'PHat Skanky CankleWomyn' aka TheHildaBEEST, Chelsea 'WebbHubbellz birth-daughter' KlintOOOn, KlownPossy (#1579)

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATS love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp WE'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really well...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-04   15:38:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1581. To: GrandIsland, Willie Green, war, Biff Tannen, HillaryBOTZ across this GREAT Country (#1331)

"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Sooo apropos...MUD )8^D***!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:11:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1582. To: MeekOneGOP, buckeroo, sinkspur, holdonnow, Cal, Badeye, Landru, FBD, jla, backhoe, dirtboy (#1570)

MeekOneGOP: "Having recently addressed the campaign nuts-and-bolts of getting limited-government candidates elected as members of the Libertarian Party, let's now take a look at three big issues which I believe currently stop many more conservatives from joining the them: Abortion, foreign policy and immigration. These are NOT minor issues."

As a libertarian who has volunteered--and voted--fer local Libertarian candidates in the past, I can say these three issues are exactly the ones that I have a disagreement about. Here's my philosophy on each...

Abortion...the Right of a woman to do with one's body as she pleases is at the basis of libertarianism...fer instance, if my young daughter was raped and impregnated, I would want to preserve the right to abort the pregnancy. Every woman should have this right, imho. However, at some point during the pregnancy, the unborn child has rights that must be protected as well. If a fetus is viable and can live outside the womb, imho, there is no way we should allow the unborn child to be exterminated. In my view, States should decide at what point in the pregnancy the Rights of the fetus supercede those of the mother's right to terminate her unwanted pregnancy.

Foreign Policy...while I'm all for avoiding foreign entanglements, I believe the Libertarian Party's position is IGNORANT of the fact that our borders are no longer safe from random attacks by the forces of Oppression and Tyranny, and sometimes the prudent thing is to take the fight to our enemies. Harry Browne's rantings of a few years ago on this issue were enough to turn me off of the Libertarian Party to this day.

Immigration...the Libertarian Party's open borders policy is simply ludicrous...how the heck can America hope to accomplish a libertarian future if we are continually taking on the burden of every would-be immigrant who prefers to take advantage of the bounty that Americans have earned? To think we could absorb everyone who wants to become Americans is just plain silly!!

Regards...MUD (03/01/2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:17:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1583. To: bluewater boats, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1581)

"FreeWorld!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we're postin' just the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the TRUMPsters?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:28:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1584. To: All (#1583)

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to The Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool...
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, EX-Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold Bill's critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Left Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies...
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried...
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"

Mudboy Slim (2005-07-14)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-05   13:31:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1585. To: Mudboy Slim, A K A Stone (#1582)

Abortion...the Right of a woman to do with one's body as she pleases is at the basis of libertarianism...fer instance, if my young daughter was raped and impregnated, I would want to preserve the right to abort the pregnancy. Every woman should have this right, imho. However, at some point during the pregnancy, the unborn child has rights that must be protected as well. If a fetus is viable and can live outside the womb, imho, there is no way we should allow the unborn child to be exterminated. In my view, States should decide at what point in the pregnancy the Rights of the fetus supercede those of the mother's right to terminate her unwanted pregnancy.

Hey Mud.

Have to address your abortion stance.

The example you give of rape? What did the conceived child do to elicit a death sentence? While the rapist pig gets three hots and a cot for 7 or so years (if convicted!) the child dies. No justice there.

You also speak of viability as a decision point for the States to decide.

However, scientific evidence clearly defined human life begins at conception. There is a distinct separate human being at the time of conception with their own DNA.

Here are some resources which can also be found on my homepage here at LF:

Abortion: Scientific evidence for new human being at conception: http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098593

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-27#post-69097465

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098685

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 42#post-69092147

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/liberals-who-are-pro-choice-explain- why-a-womans-choice-is-more-important-than-a-fetuss-life.7915201/page- 10#post-69082245

Abortion: Biblical exegesis of Exodus 21:22ff

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/can-we-reach-a-compromise-regarding- abortion.7926139/page-28#post-69098322

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/planned-parenthood-shooting-suspect- i-am-a-warrior-for-the-babies.7922364/page-3#post-68987259

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 34#post-69060024

Abortion: The Mind of God on our humanity; How TaNaKh Jews viewed conception

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/why-abortion-is-immoral.7923648/page- 42#post-69090685

Is abortion Ethical for seculars:

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/it-should-be-murder.7925104/page- 33#post-69118203

Bitter water explained:

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/pro-life-or-pro-choice.7934246/page- 98#post-69342499

Kill and Murder: http://www.christianforums.com/threads/the-death-penalty- for-abortionists-and-performers-of-euthanasia.7936568/page-7#post-69372766

redleghunter  posted on  2017-01-05   13:44:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1586. To: All U DEEplorable, RED-necked TRUMPsterz (#1570)

"Are you making all this up as you go along?!!"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Yep...MUD )8^D***!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:30:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1587. To: redleghunter, A K A Stone (#1585)

"Have to address your abortion stance. The example you give of rape? What did the conceived child do to elicit a death sentence? While the rapist pig gets three hots and a cot for 7 or so years (if convicted!) the child dies. No justice there."

Do NOT disagree one iota, my friend, oh Great Hunter of Redlegs. I was giving the Libertarian argument, but I have NEVER voted for a Libertarian for POTUS, just local and State offices. I am "self-identifying" as a RadicalRightWingWacko (aka RRWW aka R-squared, W-squared) and a RABID Right2Lifer HOO agrees that Life begins at Conception. That said, let's say a 12-year-old daughter is incestuously-RAPED by her alcoholic, AIDS-ridden biological father, a la that RAT-freeeak Craster on Game of Thrones...if that Victim of Incest decided to abort the absolutely-INNOCENT LIFE in the first month or two after the RAPE, I'd understand the reasoning behind such a decision.

"You also speak of viability as a decision point for the States to decide. However, scientific evidence clearly defined human life begins at conception. There is a distinct separate human being at the time of conception with their own DNA."

Once again, my friend, I do NOT really disagree with your very sound reasoning, but I do believe both the Victim of Rape AND the INNOCENT Unborn Child have rights in this instance, and it should be up to the individual States/Commonwealths to decide at what point the child's right to life TRUMPS the mother's right to do with her body as she will. I realize it's a very tough issue to reach a compromise on, but there's gotta be a better solution than the OBVIOUSLY un-CONSTITUTIONAL Roe v. Wade.

"Here are some resources which can also be found on my homepage here at LF:"

First off...we have a Home Page at LF?!! Hmmm...interesting...

Second off...GREAT LINKS!! I like this one 4 starters...

"Can We Reach a Compromise Regarding Abortion?"

Regardz...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:49:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1588. To: hondo68, buckeroo, Cal, Jeff Head, badeye, fitz, sinkspur, howlin, tlbshow, goldilucky, badjoe, sneakypete (#1532)

A ZILLION years is ALLEDlee more than a Millenium...

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

And last but not least...

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart..."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

LOL...MUD

BTW...I "BORROWED" the abovementioned musings sorta the was Joisey Joe Biden "BORROWED" his final thesis paper in college...)8^o!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   16:59:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1589. To: Born Again Hippo, r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, backhoe, badjoe, FBD, jla, Landru, HappyGal (#1588)

We STILL miss U, Cherry Garcia...saw U in 1983 at the U-Hall in Charlottesville, VA...Jerry was Incredible!!

Why Henrietta (the Hippo), how nice of you to stop by...you sound like you need a song...

"Friends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clintonz R Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but MUD vanquished RATZ' PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
MUD sets goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

((BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim (16 July 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   17:13:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1590. To: sfvgto (#1589)

Hey!! THAT's Mick Jagger playing GUITAR...AWESOME, Grampa, and a NEW DADDY in his mid-70s...hmmm??!!

sfvgto: "...someone should tell Pud that Bill Clinton has been out of office for 6 years..."

Yea, but Slick's the gift that keeps on givin'...plus, I've branched out to slammin' Lib'rals and Big Guv'ment in general...

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What YER Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right HOOS doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!! "

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!! '
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...
Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-06   17:25:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1591. To: ConservativeMusician, The BigMan, Disco Dave (#1567)

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReedom ROCKS!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...DeeCee SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-09   16:16:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1592. To: former lurker, sneakypete, ferret, xusmc0311, packrat1145, Big Meanie, rotten, Goldi-Lox (#1591)

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! )8^D***!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-09   16:25:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1593. To: All (#1592)

"Right's Gonna Rock'n'Roll!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "It's Only Rock N' Roll")

If I could sing my songs from my heart...
It'd be thrillin'...Ol' Mudboy the Sage!!
Would that satisfy ya?! Fools love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! Ain't he stra-a-ange?!
The Right won't spin ya...the TRUTH's within ya...
All Mudsongs are sooo Right!!
Love that FReedom stuff...where's yer FReepin' heart?!
'Cuz RINOs Power shall DIE...RATS all lie-eye-eye!!

I said, "I know we're gonna rock 'n roll...we're the RightWing!!
Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And I like it, like it, yes, I do!!
My FRiends are righteous...Right's fightin'...RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy ain't been lonely?"

If Right would shift the fight fer folks' hearts...
Truth is Right...minds shall change!!
We shall treat Left rough while they squeal and cuss...
Gonna help RATS use their brains...where's Left's shame?!
If Right would dig down...each do his part...
FReepers should channel their rage!!
RATS, they can't deny us...they love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! He's so strange!!

I said, "I know we're gonna rock then roll...we're the RightWing!!"
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And we'll fight Left, fight them, fight Dem FOOLS!!"
My FRiends are righteous...yeah!! Right's fightin' RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy is sorta ornery?!
And do ya think that you're the only Forum around?!
Ratings shall sink if y'all ZOT justa show off yer Power!!

(Kewel guitar jammin' interlude)

I said, "I know Right's gonna rock then roll, 'cuz Right's fightin'!!"
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll 'cuz we're Right, FRiends!!"
I said, "I know Right's gonna rock 'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do!!"
Yes folks, Right's fightin'...RATS whinin'!! I like it...

Mudboy Slim (19 July 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-09   16:31:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1594. To: Brady d'Angelo, JakeyBoy, JessieLee, TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1593)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003)

BTW..."Black XXXII"

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-09   16:41:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#1595. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, goldilucky, dwbh, ferret, rotten, white sands, byeltsin, FBD, Big Meanie, tpaine, Brian S (#1594)

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Tin Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim (11/04/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-01-09   16:49:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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