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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... (Excellent harp jammin' by MUD) The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 13:45:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick's a Masterful Whore... Bill Clinton's never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 14:01:42 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ferret: "...with any luck, a distinguished war hero like John Kerry will get the nomination again. He is heads and shoulders above those of the criminal Bush." BWAHAHAHA!! You had me fooled, ferret, I actually believed that you might be an earnest little Greenie, but yer a full-fledged, ankle-grabbin' DemonRAT PUNK!! Now I know how to deal with you, ya snot-nosed little MORON...MUD BTW...Kerry was NO HERO, he was a TRAITOR and anybody who pays attention knows that. Oh, and while we're at it, I do continue to doubt that you are really the Marine you claim to be. Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-06-15 15:33:33 ET" Well, dude, if I commenced the unpleasantries with that post, I sincerely apologize. I'm not taking back what I said about Kerry, becuz I really do believe that what he did after the war was traitorous, but I would like to take back what I said about you personally. That sorta nastiness is one of the things I regret about this Forum [LibertyPost.org]...we could get a lot more accomplished if we could keep it civil. Of course, there are more than a few folks around here that don't want any meeting of the minds between liberty- lovers on account of them being Lib'ral TROLLS--that is, mindless proponents of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan--and I believe those TROLLS use the nastiness to stir up antipathies around here. I was serious when I said I don't want to be one who falls fer the TROLL's tricks. Looks like I failed to retain my civility on the 15th of June. I'll try to keep a handle on my anger in the future. Regards...MUD BTW..."Black XXXII" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bite me...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Tarzan really is STOOOPID like a Lib'ral RAT/RINO...belch!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Whahhh?!!" Title: Janice R. Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" Source: Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" URL Source: http://www.constitution.org/col/jrb/00420_jrb_fedsoc.htm Published: Jul 2, 2005 Author: Janice Rogers Brown Post Date: 2005-07-02 03:42:14 by Mudboy Slim Comments: 94 Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Whiter Shade of Pale": Sense and Nonsense — The Pursuit of Perfection in Law and Politics Speech of Janice Rogers Brown, Associate Justice, California Supreme Court The Federalist Society University of Chicago Law School April 20, 2000, Thursday 12:15 p.m. Thank you. I want to thank Mr. Schlangen (fondly known as Charlie to my secretary) for extending the invitation and the Federalist Society both for giving me my first opportunity to visit the City of Chicago and for being, as Mr. Schlangen assured me in his letter of invitation, "a rare bastion (nay beacon) of conservative and libertarian thought." That latter notion made your invitation well-nigh irresistible. There are so few true conservatives left in America that we probably should be included on the endangered species list. That would serve two purposes: Demonstrating the great compassion of our government and relegating us to some remote wetlands habitat where — out of sight and out of mind — we will cease being a dissonance in collectivist concerto of the liberal body politic. In truth, they need not banish us to the gulag. We are not much of a threat, lacking even a coherent language in which to state our premise. [I should pause here to explain the source of the title to this discussion. Unless you are a very old law student, you probably never heard of "A Whiter Shade of Pale."] "A Whiter Shade of Pale" is an old (circa 1967) Procol Harum song, full of nonsensical lyrics, but powerfully evocative nonetheless. Here's a sample: "We skipped the light fandango turned cartwheels cross the floor I was feeling kinda seasick but the crowd called out for more. The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away. When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray." There is something about this that forcibly reminds me of our current political circus. The last verse is even better. "If music be the food of love then laughter is its queen and likewise if behind is in front then dirt in truth is clean...." Sound familiar? Of course Procol Harum had an excuse. These were the 60's after all, and the lyrics were probably drug induced. What's our excuse? One response might be that we are living in a world where words have lost their meaning. This is certainly not a new phenomenon. It seems to be an inevitable artifact of cultural disintegration. Thucydides lamented the great changes in language and life that succeeded the Pelopennesian War; Clarendon and Burke expressed similar concerns about the political transformations of their own time. It is always a disorienting experience for a member of the old guard when the entire understanding of the old world is uprooted. As James Boyd White expresses it: "[I]n this world no one would see what he sees, respond as he responds, speak as he speaks,"1 and living in that world means surrender to the near certainty of central and fundamental changes within the self. "One cannot maintain forever one's language and judgment against the pressures of a world that works in different ways," for we are shaped by the world in which we live.2 This is a fascinating subject which we do not have time to explore more thoroughly. Suffice it to say that this phenomenon accounts for much of the near hysterical tone of current political discourse. Our problems, however, seem to go even deeper. It is not simply that the same words don't have the same meanings; in our lifetime, words are ceasing to have any meaning. The culture of the word is being extinguished by the culture of the camera. Politicians no longer have positions they have photo-ops. To be or not to be is no longer the question. The question is: how do you feel. Writing 50 years ago, F.A. Hayek warned us that a centrally planned economy is "The Road to Serfdom."3 He was right, of course; but the intervening years have shown us that there are many other roads to serfdom. In fact, it now appears that human nature is so constituted that, as in the days of empire all roads led to Rome; in the heyday of liberal democracy, all roads lead to slavery. And we no longer find slavery abhorrent. We embrace it. We demand more. Big government is not just the opiate of the masses. It is the opiate. The drug of choice for multinational corporations and single moms; for regulated industries and rugged Midwestern farmers and militant senior citizens. It is my thesis today that the sheer tenacity of the collectivist impulse — whether you call it socialism or communism or altruism — has changed not only the meaning of our words, but the meaning of the Constitution, and the character of our people. Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase. Aaron Wildavsky gives a credible account of this dynamic. Wildavsky notes that the Madisonian world has gone "topsy turvy" as factions, defined as groups "activated by some common interest adverse to the rights of other citizens or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community,"4 have been transformed into sectors of public policy. "Indeed," says Wildavsky, "government now pays citizens to organize, lawyers to sue, and politicians to run for office. Soon enough, if current trends continue, government will become self-contained, generating (apparently spontaneously) the forces to which it responds."5 That explains how, but not why. And certainly not why we are so comfortable with that result. America's Constitution provided an 18th Century answer to the question of what to do about the status of the individual and the mode of government. Though the founders set out to establish good government "from reflection and choice,"6 they also acknowledged the "limits of reason as applied to constitutional design,"7 and wisely did not seek to invent the world anew on the basis of abstract principle; instead, they chose to rely on habits, customs, and principles derived from human experience and authenticated by tradition. "The Framers understood that the self-interest which in the private sphere contributes to welfare of society — both in the sense of material well-being and in the social unity engendered by commerce — makes man a knave in the public sphere, the sphere of politics and group action. It is self-interest that leads individuals to form factions to try to expropriate the wealth of others through government and that constantly threatens social harmony."8 Collectivism sought to answer a different question: how to achieve cosmic justice — sometimes referred to as social justice — a world of social and economic equality. Such an ambitious proposal sees no limit to man's capacity to reason. It presupposes a community can consciously design not only improved political, economic, and social systems but new and improved human beings as well. The great innovation of this millennium was equality before the law. The greatest fiasco — the attempt to guarantee equal outcomes for all people. Tom Bethell notes that the security of property — a security our Constitution sought to ensure — had to be devalued in order for collectivism to come of age. The founders viewed private property as "the guardian of every other right."9 But, "by 1890 we find Alfred Marshall, the teacher of John Maynard Keynes making the astounding claim that the need for private property reaches no deeper than the qualities of human nature."10 A hundred years later came Milton Friedman's laconic reply: " 'I would say that goes pretty deep.'"11 In between, came the reign of socialism. "Starting with the formation of the Fabian Society and ending with the fall of the Berlin Wall, its ambitious project was the reformation of human nature. Intellectuals visualized a planned life without private property, mediated by the New Man."12 He never arrived. As John McGinnis persuasively argues: "There is simply a mismatch between collectivism on any large and enduring scale and our evolved nature. As Edward O. Wilson, the world's foremost expert on ants, remarked about Marxism, 'Wonderful theory. Wrong species.'"13 Ayn Rand similarly attributes the collectivist impulse to what she calls the "tribal view of man."14 She notes, "[t]he American philosophy of the Rights of Man was never fully grasped by European intellectuals. Europe's predominant idea of emancipation consisted of changing the concept of man as a slave to the absolute state embodied by the king, to the concept of man as the slave of the absolute state as embodied by 'the people' — i.e., switching from slavery to a tribal chieftain into slavery to the tribe."15 Democracy and capitalism seem to have triumphed. But, appearances can be deceiving. Instead of celebrating capitalism's virtues, we offer it grudging acceptance, contemptuous tolerance but only for its capacity to feed the insatiable maw of socialism. We do not conclude that socialism suffers from a fundamental and profound flaw. We conclude instead that its ends are worthy of any sacrifice — including our freedom. Revel notes that Marxism has been "shamed and ridiculed everywhere except American universities" but only after totalitarian systems "reached the limits of their wickedness."16 "Socialism concentrated all the wealth in the hands of an oligarchy in the name of social justice, reduced peoples to misery in the name of shar[ed] resources, to ignorance in the name of science. It created the modern world's most inegalitarian societies in the name of equality, the most vast network of concentration camps ever built [for] the defense of liberty."17 Revel warns: "The totalitarian mind can reappear in some new and unexpected and seemingly innocuous and indeed virtuous form. [¶]... [I]t ... will [probably] put itself forward under the cover of a generous doctrine, humanitarian, inspired by a concern for giving the disadvantaged their fair share, against corruption, and pollution, and 'exclusion.'"18 Of course, given the vision of the American Revolution just outlined, you might think none of that can happen here. I have news for you. It already has. The revolution is over. What started in the 1920's; became manifest in 1937; was consolidated in the 1960's; is now either building to a crescendo or getting ready to end with a whimper. At this moment, it seems likely leviathan will continue to lumber along, picking up ballast and momentum, crushing everything in its path. Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates, and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible. But what if anything does this have to do with law? Quite a lot, I think. In America, the national conversation will probably always include rhetoric about the rule of law. I have argued that collectivism was (and is) fundamentally incompatible with the vision that undergirded this country's founding. The New Deal, however, inoculated the federal Constitution with a kind of underground collectivist mentality. The Constitution itself was transmuted into a significantly different document. In his famous, all too famous, dissent in Lochner, Justice Holmes wrote that the "constitution is not intended to embody a particular economic theory, whether of paternalism and the organic relation of the citizen to the State or of laissez faire."19 Yes, one of the greatest (certainly one of the most quotable) jurists this nation has ever produced; but in this case, he was simply wrong. That Lochner dissent has troubled me — has annoyed me — for a long time and finally I understand why. It's because the framers did draft the Constitution with a surrounding sense of a particular polity in mind, one based on a definite conception of humanity. In fact as Professor Richard Epstein has said, Holmes's contention is "not true of our [ ] [Constitution], which was organized upon very explicit principles of political theory."20 It could be characterized as a plan for humanity "after the fall." There is nothing new, of course, in the idea that the framers did not buy into the notion of human perfectibility. And the document they drafted and the nation adopted in 1789 is shot through with provisions that can only be understood against the supposition that humanity's capacity for evil and tyranny is quite as real and quite as great as its capacity for reason and altruism. Indeed, as noted earlier, in politics, the framers may have envisioned the former tendency as the stronger, especially in the wake of the country's experience under the Articles of Confederation. The fear of "factions," of an "encroaching tyranny"; the need for ambition to counter ambition"; all of these concerns identified in the Federalist Papers have stratagems designed to defend against them in the Constitution itself. We needed them, the framers were convinced, because "angels do not govern"; men do. It was a quite opposite notion of humanity, of its fundamental nature and capacities, that animated the great concurrent event in the West in 1789 — the revolution in France. Out of that revolutionary holocaust — intellectually an improbable melding of Rousseau with Descartes — the powerful notion of abstract human rights was born. At the risk of being skewered by historians of ideas, I want to suggest that the belief in and the impulse toward human perfection, at least in the political life of a nation, is an idea whose arc can be traced from the Enlightenment, through the Terror, to Marx and Engels, to the Revolutions of 1917 and 1937. The latter date marks the triumph of our own socialist revolution. All of these events were manifestations of a particularly skewed view of human nature and the nature of human reason. To the extent the Enlightenment sought to substitute the paradigm of reason for faith, custom or tradition, it failed to provide rational explanation of the significance of human life. It thus led, in a sort of ultimate irony, to the repudiation of reason and to a full-fledged flight from truth — what Revel describes as "an almost pathological indifference to the truth."21 There were obviously urgent economic and social reasons driving not only the political culture but the constitutional culture in the mid-1930's — though it was actually the mistakes of governments (closed borders, high tariffs, and other protectionist measures) that transformed a "momentary breakdown into an international cataclysm."22 The climate of opinion favoring collectivist social and political solutions had a worldwide dimension. Politically, the belief in human perfectibility is another way of asserting that differences between the few and the many can, over time, be erased. That creed is a critical philosophical proposition underlying the New Deal. What is extraordinary is the way that thesis infiltrated and effected American constitutionalism over the next three-quarters of a century. Its effect was not simply to repudiate, both philosophically and in legal doctrine, the framers' conception of humanity, but to cut away the very ground on which the Constitution rests. Because the only way to come to terms with an enduring Constitution is to believe that the human condition is itself enduring. For complex reasons, attempts to impose a collectivist political solution in the United States failed. But, the political failure was of little practical concern, in a way that is oddly unappreciated, that same impulse succeeded within the judiciary, especially in the federal high court. The idea of abstract rights, government entitlements as the most significant form of property, is well suited to conditions of economic distress and the emergence of a propertyless class. But the economic convulsions of the late 1920's and early 1930's passed away; the doctrinal underpinnings of West Coast Hotel and the "switch in time" did not. Indeed, over the next half century it consumed much of the classical conception of the Constitution. So secure were the intellectual underpinnings of the constitutional revolution, so self-evident the ambient cultural values of the policy elite who administered it, that the object of the high court's jurisprudence was largely devoted to the construction of a system for ranking the constitutional weight to be given contending social interests. In the New Deal/Great Society era, a rule that was the polar opposite of the classical era of American law reigned. A judicial subjectivity whose very purpose was to do away with objective gauges of constitutionality, with universal principles, the better to give the judicial priesthood a free hand to remake the Constitution. After a handful of gross divisions reflecting the hierarchy of the elite's political values had been drawn (personal vs. economic rights, for example), the task was to construct a theoretical system, not of social or cultural norms, but of abstract constitutional weight a given interest merits — strict or rational basis scrutiny. The rest, the identification of underlying, extraconstitutional values, consisted of judicial tropes and a fortified rhetoric. Protection of property was a major casualty of the Revolution of 1937. The paradigmatic case, written by that premiere constitutional operative, William O. Douglas, is Williamson v. Lee Optical.23 The court drew a line between personal rights and property rights or economic interests, and applied two different constitutional tests. Rights were reordered and property acquired a second class status.24 If the right asserted was economic, the court held the Legislature could do anything it pleased. Judicial review for alleged constitutional infirmities under the due process clause was virtually nonexistent. On the other hand, if the right was personal and "fundamental," review was intolerably strict. "From the Progressive era to the New Deal, [ ] property was by degrees ostracized from the company of rights.25 Something new, called economic rights, began to supplant the old property rights. This change, which occurred with remarkably little fanfare, was staggeringly significant. With the advent of "economic rights," the original meaning of rights was effectively destroyed. These new "rights" imposed obligations, not limits, on the state. It thus became government's job not to protect property but, rather, to regulate and redistribute it. And, the epic proportions of the disaster which has befallen millions of people during the ensuing decades has not altered our fervent commitment to statism. The words of Judge Alex Kozinski, written in 1991, are not very encouraging." 'What we have learned from the experience of Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union ... is that you need capitalism to make socialism work.' In other words, capitalism must produce what socialism is to distribute."26 Are the signs and portents any better at the beginning of a new century? Has the constitutional Zeitgeist that has reigned in the United States since the beginning of the Progressive Era come to its conclusion? And if it has, what will replace it? I wish I knew the answer to these questions. It is true — in the words of another old song: "There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear."27 The oracles point in all directions at once. Political polls suggest voters no longer desire tax cuts. But, taxpayers who pay the largest proportion of taxes are now a minority of all voters. On the other hand, until last term the Supreme Court held out the promising possibility of a revival of what might be called Lochnerism-lite in a trio of cases — Nollan, Dolan, and Lucas, Those cases offered a principled but pragmatic means-end standard of scrutiny under the takings clause. But there are even deeper movements afoot. Tectonic plates are shifting and the resulting cataclysm may make 1937 look tame. Lionel Tiger, in a provocative new book called The Decline of Males, posits a brilliant and disturbing new paradigm. He notes we used to think of a family as a man, a woman, and a child. Now, a remarkable new family pattern has emerged which he labels "bureaugamy." A new trinity: a woman, a child, and a bureaucrat."28 Professor Tiger contends that most, if not all, of the gender gap that elected Bill Clinton to a second term in 1996 is explained by this phenomenon. According to Tiger, women moved in overwhelming numbers to the Democratic party as the party most likely to implement policies and programs which will support these new reproductive strategies. Professor Tiger is not critical of these strategies. He views this trend as the triumph of reproduction over production; the triumph of Darwinism over Marxism; and he advocates broad political changes to accommodate it. Others do not see these changes as quite so benign or culturally neutral. Jacques Barzan finds the Central Western notion of emancipation has been devalued. It has now come to mean that "nothing stands in the way of every wish."29 The result is a decadent age — an era in which "there are no clear lines of advance"; "when people accept futility and the absurd as normal[,] the culture is decadent."30 Stanley Rosen defines "our present crisis as a fatigue induced by ... accumulated decisions of so many revolutions."31 He finds us, in the spirit of Pascal, knowing "too much to be ignorant and too little to be wise."32 I will close with a story I like a lot. It's a true story. It happened on June 10, 1990. A British Airways jet bound for Malaga, Spain, took off from Birmingham, England. It was expected to be a routine flight. As the jet climbed through the 23,000-foot level, there was a loud bang; the cockpit windshield directly in front of the captain blew out. The sudden decompression sucked Captain Lancaster out of his seatbelt and into the hole left by the windscreen. A steward who happened to be in the cockpit managed to snag the captain's feet as he hurtled past. Another steward rushed onto the flight deck, strapped himself into the captain's chair and, helped by other members of the crew, clung with all his strength to the captain. The slipstream was so fierce, they were unable to drag the pilot back into the plane. His clothing was ripped from his body. With Lancaster plastered against the nose of the jet, the co-pilot donned an oxygen mask and flew the plane to Southampton —approximately 15 minutes away — and landed safely. The captain had a fractured elbow, wrist and thumb; a mild case of frostbite, but was otherwise unharmed. We find ourselves, like the captain, in a situation that is hopeless but not yet desperate. The arcs of history, culture, philosophy, and science all seem to be converging on this temporal instant. Familiar arrangements are coming apart; valuable things are torn from our hands, snatched away by the decompression of our fragile ark of culture. But, it is too soon to despair. The collapse of the old system may be the crucible of a new vision. We must get a grip on what we can and hold on. Hold on with all the energy and imagination and ferocity we possess. Hold on even while we accept the darkness. We know not what miracles may happen; what heroic possibilities exist. We may be only moments away from a new dawn. WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Yep...and she also attended the law school of MUDZ alma mater (Thomas Jefferson's University of Virginia). "Politically, the belief in human perfectibility is another way of asserting that differences between the few and the many can, over time, be erased. That creed is a critical philosophical proposition underlying the New Deal. What is extraordinary is the way that thesis infiltrated and effected American constitutionalism over the next three-quarters of a century. Its effect was not simply to repudiate, both philosophically and in legal doctrine, the framers' conception of humanity, but to cut away the very ground on which the Constitution rests. Because the only way to come to terms with an enduring Constitution is to believe that the human condition is itself enduring. For complex reasons, attempts to impose a collectivist political solution in the United States failed. But, the political failure was of little practical concern, in a way that is oddly unappreciated, that same impulse succeeded within the judiciary, especially in the federal high court. The idea of abstract rights, government entitlements as the most significant form of property, is well suited to conditions of economic distress and the emergence of a propertyless class. But the economic convulsions of the late 1920's and early 1930's passed away; the doctrinal underpinnings of West Coast Hotel and the "switch in time" did not. Indeed, over the next half century it consumed much of the classical conception of the Constitution. So secure were the intellectual underpinnings of the constitutional revolution, so self-evident the ambient cultural values of the policy elite who administered it, that the object of the high court's jurisprudence was largely devoted to the construction of a system for ranking the constitutional weight to be given contending social interests." I'm presently reading Mark Levin's book "Men In Black" and Levin and Brown seem to share much of the same philosophy. Regards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-02 11:59:44 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey lookey here, my muse visited on my this afternoon and left this... There lived a sharecrop farmer... And so it WUUUZZZ that later... (Mudboy on Organ) She said, "FReedom's the Reason... And so it WUUUZZZ that lay-ay-ater... (More MUD on organ) You folks shall LUUUVVV this lady... Mudboy Slim (7/2/05) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Her girl, you need to brush those pearly whites more often cuz YOU GOT THE ZACKLeeez purty BAD>>wherein yer breath smellz ZACKlee like yer bunghole, dude...so it's not REALLY a compliment, depending mostly upon yer TONE. Apple...mints; tequila, whatever, you get greazed up and MUD'll meet ya MORE than halfway across...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LINK Black XXX: "My FRiends!!" Posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!! While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in-Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?! FReegards...MUD BTW..."Black I" 1 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Quoting FA Hayek and Procol Harem? Oh dear, what next! Judge Andrew Napalatano just spent an hour at Trump Tower discussing the qualities of a good SCOTUS justice..... libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=49066
You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dude, you have bad breath, most likely a HALIOTOSIS issue cuz I can smell yer breath from HERE, bitch!! Brush yer teeth...or eat something that doesn't smell like yer asshole, wench.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fitteen hunnerd...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "A: The Titanic had a band." CHOW, StoneyBoy...this place usedta have class, now YOU let anyone POST, U sellout. (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Just joshin', STONERiest of the StoneyBouyz, THIS TIME, bring me the FRESH Skoal Wintergreen Longcut, U STOOOPID, long-haired hippy HOO never seen a bath with running water until MUD took you under his wing, you faggot. How DID U dew that, mi compadre, PUNK!!?? "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "YER BREFfessess (aka "Breath")(stutter, gulp, piss, shit, and belch...FART!! Longer FART!! ...2 which MUD calmlee replied, rather drolly, as-a-matter-of-fact... "DOG!! GIT AWAY from my gawldurned BUNGHOLE!! U MORON!! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And HOO the FUCK AX'd U, dude?! Regardz...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 2 all U el'FLAMERZ out there... HOWL-luh-LOUlou TWO2too ...YUH!! -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... Young Elian's daydreamin'... Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... Young Elian's daydreamin'... (Soothin' guitar/piano reprise) Greggie Craig, consigliere... Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Doo doo doo dooo doooo... MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD: "And remember, religions don't fight...people fight and use "religion" as their excuse... Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo by MUD) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD ("Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan, bitchezzz!!" ) Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 11:15:39 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, His Mama told Bill...when he was young... Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! (Guitar Jammin'...) You know the story...Slick loved himself! Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man... Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-04 14:22:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Oh YEAH?! Well...FU*K U2, then ROTATE COUNTER-clockWIZE!! THRICE...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And 4 the LOVE of Pete...BRUSH YER FRickin' TEETH, bitch...U gotz the ZACKleeEEZ!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD, youse gotz T'REE types of WOMYN...U gotz yer CHIX...and all CHIX are STOOOPID!! Then, MUD, youse gotz yer DAMEZ...and Dem-OKrat DAMEZ are even STOOOPIDer!! And then, Mr. Slim, youse gotz yer BOIDZ...and dems duh ones ya want 2 BOINK!! ANY HOT boidz out there?! MUDZ gittin' HORNY/ornery...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Now THATZ wot MUD callz FLIRTIN'...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1-800-Tater
Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-07 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Black XXXII" Amendment IX. Amendment X. Amendment XI. Out on the road, I've been thinking all day about starting a thread talkin' 'bout Amendments IX and X, but when I pulled up XI and figgered that was relevant as well. IMHO, the whole Roe v. Wade debate is a smokescreen fer the RATZ/RINOZ...heck, most folks I know--Right or Left--don't like slicin' and dicin' third-trimester unborns, but the Left is using Abortion to keep Originalists off the Supreme Court!! Just look at the 9th and 10th Amendments...no way a fair-minded judge can make the argument that we are honoring these last two bulwarks from the Bill of Rights!! This is a debate that we must now endeavor to have...Originalists should be the ONLY candidates fer nomination to the SCOTUS if Donald Trump is gonna honor his campaign promise to nominate candidates like Scalia and Thomas!! Heck, that's why many Trump voters cast their ballots as they did!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Willie Shakes is talkin' at y'all, Obamabot RAT-trollz...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure, Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... RATS tell me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From the internet... "Black and White" (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." Depending on the channel you tuned, You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane. Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night! -- Life looked better in black and white. I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives... Good guys always won the fights. Now nothing is the way it seems, In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too many fights, I wanna go back to black and white. In God they trusted, alone they slept, A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their vows. They'd never make the network now. But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody knew wrong from right. Life was better in black and white! Good stuff...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, From the internet... "Black and White" You could hardly see for all the snow, Depending on the channel you tuned, I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, I wanna go back to black and white. Now nothing is the way it seems, In God they trusted, alone they slept, But if I could, I'd rather be I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, Good stuff...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "If people bring too much courage into this world, the world has to kill them or break them, so of course, it breaks them. The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, IT KILLS. It kills the very good, the very gentle, and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you, too. [U2?!!], but there will be no special hurry." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Well, Mr. Hemingway was NOT a coward, but he broke, and killed HIMSELF--the "Cowardz Way Out"--at 61 years YOUNG!! TRAGIClee...FLAWed...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade) Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD... (Fade to finish...) Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-11 16:11:03 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005) BTW..."Black XXXII" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The OPUS that got me BANNED from TOS...MUD "My first OPUS ever...F*** This Place, I'M OUTTA HERE!!" Posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:24 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim Alright, I don't wanna mess this up on account of it being my first OPUS ever, but here goes!! F** this place, y'all are nothin' but a bunch of BUMP-ON-THE-LOG RINOs!! SHEEEESH...I might as well be hangin' out with a bunch of LePers as waste my time FReepin' with y'all!! How many of y'all even FReepin' know that we stood up fer the Constitution in demanding that US Senators disallow the UN- Constitutional Filibustering of Dubyuh's Judicial appointments last Thursday?! JimRob flew all the way from California to DeeCee to be there, and there were 30 F%^$in' FReepers there!! Yeah, they were the best of the FReepers (Kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, BillF, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, Congressman BillyBob, gunsareok, and YES, Clinton's a Liar), but gawldurnnit, can't we muster up more than 30 folks fer such a worthy event?! This place could be sooo much more than it is, but it seems too many of y'all are content to sit on yer FReepin' butts and let history happen to you...to HELL with that, let's make history happen the way we figger it oughtta happen!! We can win this FReepin' Culture War, but we needn't be so quick to look fer a FReepin' compromise!! However, Star's reprimand to me this evening just pointed out why this place ain't where I need to be wastin' all my valuable time. FReeRepublic.com used to be a glorious place...hey JimRob, remember when Congressman Bob Barr told America that the Clinton Impeachment WOULDDA NEVER HAPPENED had it not been fer the noble efforts of FReepers?! And then there was the Election Imbroglio of 2000, when FReepers stood up and were counted in Florida and the RATS were exposed as the FRauds they've always been...dammit, if any Newbie FReeper don't know FReeper History, what the heck good are they?! But things have gradually changed...it became obvious to me when first Snow Bunny was unceremoniously OUSTED by a JUNTA of blood-thirsty GuildMembers. I hear Arne Fufkin was involved, but he's never fessed up to me about it. Even my good FRiend Howlin--reputedly a founding member of the Coven...LOL--was as disgusted as me by that pack of jackals...and y'all know who you are!! But it got worse, it got personal...have y'all heard of my episode with ST.LOUIE1?! LOL...gimme a break!! See, after the blood-thirsty GuildMembers sliced and diced Snow Bunny and ran her off, they took over her whole concept of Daily Threads...Chrissie was all about building long-term relationships and the Daily threads do exactly that. I love the Canteen, the Foxhole, and the Daily Dose, but I'll never truly feel welcome at the FReeper's Finest on account of the stroy I'm about to tell you. See, I usedta be good buddies with all the folks on the Finest...heck, I even had the distinct honor of having a Finest thread written about yers truly...LOL!! Until that fateful day I questioned the manhood of AG John Ashcroft...see, apparently, ST.LOUIE1 is a big buddy of John Ashcroft's (St. Louis, MO...MO Senator Ashcroft, you do the math), and when I began to question Ashcroft fer his lack of cajones, Ol' ST.LOUIE1 got hisself a burr under his saddle...LOL!! But instead of conFRonting me personally, he sicced the Admin MODS on me and demanded I cease and desist all negativity towards his butt- buddy, RINO John Ashcroft!! I, OTOH, told ST.LOUIE1 to BITE ME!! Which he did, three times. Every time I posted a comment to ST.LOUIE1 regarding his RINO buttboy John Ashcroft, my posting privileges were unceremoniously discontinued fer ever-increasing amounts of time. Still, I posted my anti-Ashcroft screeds and took my punishment like a man...but I've questioned ST.LOUIE1's manhood ever since!! Now, since we're questioning folks' manhood and everything, let me spill the beans about that rascal, Grampa Dave. Now there's a JUDAS fer ya!! I was never anything but civil, deferential, and respectful of that old man until the day I crossed him on this issue or that...LOL, I still have no idea what the issue was, but I printed it off and have it around the MudCave somewhere...but that meek old man came after me like I was personally gang-bangin' his ol' lady!! SHEEESH, he called me--oh, BTW, I remember the issue, Ol' Gramps said I wasn't supportive enuff of Dubyuh's candidacy sometime last August--the old fart called me a "Moby Troll" who was the worst kind of EVIL on account of me being so good at FReepin'...LOL!! BTW, Grampa Dave, you OLD FReepin' FART, anytime you wanna be a bastard to my face...BRING IT ON!! I got nothing moral against whuppin' some old fart's ARSE!! Well, I got other KRAP on other FReepers, but I'm gonna shut my trap fer now...I'm certain I've made enuff of a fool of myself fer one evening, but I wanna make this perfectly clear, all you Newbies have no right whatsoever telling me what I can and cannot post on this thread or that. Star, I love you and everything, but I was FReepin' the Canteen when you were knee-high to a grasshopper, girl, and when you tell me what you think I should be posting and what I shouldn't be posting, well, you can just keep that KRAP to yerself, 'cuz I couldn't care less about yer opinion on what you think is appropriate fer me to post...and YES, I mean that!! I'll FReep at y'all sometime on or about the 16th of May...MUD _____________________________________________________________________________ I've promised Mr. Robinson that I'll be a FReeper 'til the day I die, so obviously my departure from FR.com will only be temporary...god willin' and the creek don't rise...but I will reFRain from posting on FR.com fer the next three weeks, three days, three hours, thirty-three minutes and thirty-three seconds, but if you need to speak to me in the meantime, I'll be over at LibertyPost.org...MUD 1 posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:25 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim So THAT'S what got me "permanently" BANNED from TOS...LOL!! Yeah, sorta harsh, but my point is that out AdminModerator system over there keeps chasing off good, solid Conservative/Libertarian FReepers while utterly failing the ACTIVISM function that made FR.com the political force it had become. Nothing against Republicans as a whole, but when FR.com becomes GOP.com or Dubyuh.com, we start to fergit how to think fer ourselves and seem to lose confidence in stating a position until we've found out what the RNC's position is, or Dubyuh's!! FReepers--and LPosters and FUers--ought to strive fer more than that!! FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable! Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God? Q: What is a compact city? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1488. To: palo verde, karen, boognish, crystalk, continental op, Cal, r-u-n-n o-f-t, BADJOE, tlbshow (#1481)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1489. To: ferret (#1488)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1490. To: All (#1489)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1491. To: All (#1435)
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1492. To: Hey, y'all...yer breath REALLY, REALLY stinks...ZACKlee like yer ARSEhole!! (#1491)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1493. To: All (#1492)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1494. To: sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, doug from upland, coral snake, TLBSHOW, Jim Robinson, Bob J, Howlin, Ms. Antifeminazi, Cal (#1493)
(To be sung to Procul Harem's "A WHITER SHADE OF PALE")
08/06/1967...6 weeks at #1 - 15 weeks on chart
His daughter's strong and bold!!
Never owned the land that they picked...
But they weren't Big Guv'ment WHORES!!
She grew up loving hard work...
And those FReedoms that she had...
By candlelight, she'd read and think...
'bout Southern Justice Day!!
That young woman's future sailed!!
But her RACE was what RATS noticed...
'bout this Righteous Lady's Tale!!
And there's Truth in Liberty!!"
But she wondered WHY the Left's so ODD...
And scair't 'bout bein' FRee!!
RATS had Lib'ral SCUM pervertin'...
It twas FReedom Left LOATHED most!!
That Rogers' girl's eyes were opened...
While all Dem Lib'ral minds were closed!!
When George Dubyuh called her name...
And her RACE ain't what folks noticed...
'bout this Righteous Lady's Tale!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1495. To: Apple of MUDZ good eye... (#1494)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1496. To: All My FRiends and ENEMIES of the State... (#1495)
The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1497. To: Mudboy Slim, *Bill of Rights-Constitution* (#1492)
WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!!
#1498. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#1496)
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1499. To: hondo68 (#1497)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1500. To: All (#1499)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1501. To: A K A Stone (#1402)
J'AccKOOse, Senor Stoney, mi amigo and fellow FUTURE Richmond Mayor...U hacked into the Linux Fortune programs and MUD CAN ALWAYS PROVE IT...gare-RON-FRickin' TEED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1502. To: A K A Stone (#1501)
THAT was so cool...yer not a STOOOPID as everyone sez you most certainly ARE, imho, of course I rarely agree with ANYONE about ANYTHING, sew FUCK U2, and yer breath smells even worse, AcidHead...hmmm, is MUD still harvesting his own special MAGIK Mushroom, Inc. MAGIK Mushroomz?! Or is he simply eating his own Private Stock and being ORNERY again?? MUD NOZE, but ain't sayin'...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1503. To: A K A Stone, DOG, HUAN, SunTzu, war SUX donkey DIX!! (#1502)
(Edited)
CHUG!! SHOTGUN!! BEER BONG!! Piss...)
...SMELLZ ZACKlee LIKE MUDZ BungHole, STONEYboy!!"
Or I"LL WHUP yer ASS again, is what, U PUNK-arsed BEE-ahhhtch!!
Don't MAKE ME stop this car and come back there, U STOOOPID SUNZ O' BITCHES!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1504. To: hondo68, Oh dear..BOY!! or is it, Ma'am...? Sew Hondo's a BIRD..DAME?!! HOO knew?!! (#1497)
(Edited)
Sew, yeah, mind MUDZ own business, 4evahhh...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1505. To: hondo68...and the rest of U ssshhMOEwwwzz... (#1497)
(Edited)
"Happy Holy Daze!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1506. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl d'BITCH!! DOG, BigDog, puppeeDOG, HUAN!!! (#1427)
Fred Mertz: "Hey Ethyl...yer tongue smellz ZACKlee like MUDZ BUNGhole!!"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some Rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "ENSLAVE that young lad!!"
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Left Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...
(06/25/2000)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1507. To: goldilucky (#1506)
All religions can coexist peacefully, it's WeThePeople HOO've gotta git a clue!!
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With GOOD Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way MUD sez "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1508. To: goldilucky, Snow Bunny, Landru, Alamo-Girl, detsaoT, Doctor Raoul, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, amom, KC Burke (#1507)
Mudboy Slim is JUST A........
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
SLICK LIED, "I WILL!!"
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
"Good Folks, don't let SLIXZ...Chi-Com WHORE...TREASON stand!!"
U.R. "Guilty!!"...time to pay The Band....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1509. To: hondo68 (#1497)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1510. To: All CHIX, DAMEZ, BOIDZ!! (#1509)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1511. To: Uncle Vinnie from Philly (#1510)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1512. To: All (#1511)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1513. To: Mudboy Slim, Neoconz (#1511)
ANY HOT boidz out there?!
#1514. To: hondo68, war (#1513)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1515. To: TheTruth2004, ferret, rotten, tpaine, goldi-lox, USMCvet, AuntB, goldilucky, sneakypete, ABert, Landru (#1514)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1516. To: All (#1515)
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1517. To: war, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, Ethyl and Fred Mertz (#1407)
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1518. To: Ghost of Quantrill, Badeye, white sands, Cal, Fitz, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald, jla, FBD, Landru (#1514)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1519. To: All (#1518)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1520. To: All (#1518)
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.
Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,
Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,
Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.
Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
Donna Reed on Thursday night! --
Life looked better in black and white.
Everything always turned out right.
Simple people, simple lives...
Good guys always won the fights.
In living color on the TV screen.
Too many murders, too many fights,
I wanna go back to black and white.
A promise made was a promise kept.
They never cussed or broke their vows.
They'd never make the network now.
In a TV town in '53.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.
If I could just turn back the clock tonight
To when everybody knew wrong from right.
Life was better in black and white!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1521. To: All (#1514)
--Ernest Hemingway "A Farewell to Arms"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1522. To: All (#1516)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1523. To: goldilucky, jla, FBD, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, ironman, trueblackman, Race Bannon (#1522)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children thoughtlessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1524. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1523)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Fightin' 'gainst the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!! )
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
He should "show more class."
Some folks say MUDZ too COLD...
Well, DemRATS can kiss MUDZ a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
RightWing, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1525. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88 (#1524)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1526. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, Flora McDonald, iceskater, Cal, Howlin, Landru, jla, FBD, dead (#1525)
The MudCave / 21 April 2005 / Mudboy Slim
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1527. To: All U MOE-RONZ (#1523)
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen!
-- Peter Lax
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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