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Title: How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer
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Published: Sep 25, 2018
Author: Anonymous
Post Date: 2018-09-25 20:08:43 by nolu chan
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Views: 1493
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How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored. The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!! > Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone >She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP ! >She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm. >In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL >Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year. >Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO >She agrees >Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive >The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off > We break our burner phones >Avanatti disables his Twitter. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1044679422077554689 Asked @MichaelAvenatti about the rumor his new client is a hoax: “It never happened. None of it. No truth to it. This is a fabrication of the right because they are worried and they should be." 1:05 PM - 25 Sep 2018
>She agrees... Jake Tapper
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