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Title: How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer
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Published: Sep 25, 2018
Author: Anonymous
Post Date: 2018-09-25 20:08:43 by nolu chan
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Views: 1490
Comments: 10
How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored. The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!! > Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone >She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP ! >She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm. >In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL >Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year. >Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO >She agrees >Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive >The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off > We break our burner phones >Avanatti disables his Twitter. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1044679422077554689 Asked @MichaelAvenatti about the rumor his new client is a hoax: “It never happened. None of it. No truth to it. This is a fabrication of the right because they are worried and they should be." 1:05 PM - 25 Sep 2018
>She agrees... Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
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#1. To: nolu chan (#0)
ROTFL
Eph 5:11-16 "Wake up, O sleeper, 15 Be very careful, then, how you live — --- not as unwise but as wise, 16 making the most of every opportunity, because the days are evil.
He was on every program yesterday still claiming he had the Kavanaugh smoking gun. Any more on this?
The woman in question is Julie Swetnick https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/26/michael-avenatti-identifies-kavanaugh-accuser-as- julie-swetnick.html
Wow! Those are some serious charges. Again, 30+ years ago. Hard to figure out what's true. We were all teenagers once long ago.
Indeed Hard to figure out what's true. It certainly appears that a true investigation by law enforcement is in order....
I certainly would feel sorry for any investigator trying to find facts from fiction of 30+ years ago. Gang rape is serious though.
A challenging task...... but far from impossible - just ask the Catholic Church The testimony of an eyewitness is usually very compelling evidence.
Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored. The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186910048 Excellent example of Fake News! Has this troll bait ran as a story of fox news yet?
You appear oblivious to the prefacing disclaimer: The Creepy Porn Lawyer [Avenatti] denied all. Fun explanation of takedown of CPL, if explanation is real. And you fail to see the humor, whether the story be true, or just creative 4chan humor of a story hijack. If true, it tells of the hilarious takedown of Creepy Porn Lawyer. If fiction, it is funny in its own right, and whaled in Jake Tapper of CNN (all the fake news that's fit to print). In any case, it the 4chan tale is eminently more believeable than the story of the virtuous lady who repeatedly went to location of gang rapes, observed gang rapes, got gang raped, and kept going back, and observed Brett Kavanaugh standing in a line near a door to an undescribed space, while she was pulling a train. https://hotair.com/archives/2018/09/24/avenatti-evidence-kavanaugh-ran-gang-rape-ring/ Ed Morrissey [excerpt] Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: "FFFFFFFourth of July." We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term "Devil's Triangle." Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him. #Basta 9:49 PM - Sep 23, 2018 Gee, how did the FBI miss that in six background checks? Full disclosure: My yearbooks from high school have more than one inscription that reads, “May you have all your ups and downs in bed.” At the time it was adolescent wishful thinking, bit now I’m pretty sure that disqualifies me for public service. Was that code for sexual assault, Mr. Morrissey? It’s insane. It’s so ridiculous that one has to wonder whether Avenatti might inadvertently crash the whole anti-Kavanaugh project with the backlash. The motives behind these attacks, and their increasingly unhinged quality, have become so painfully obvious that all of the claims will lilely get wrapped up together in a blanket of absurdity. https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1045005936665010178 So to summarize claims: Swetnick graduated High School in 1980. In 1982, as a college student, she was attending high-school parties where druggings & gang rapes occurred with regularity. She went back to those parties 10 times. She is just now reporting this, 37 years later. Ok 10:43 AM - 26 Sep 2018 Swetnick was a college student at the University of Maryland in 1982. Swetnick was allegedly an adult engaging in gang bangs with minors. How many counts of statutory rape does she want to persuade the Senate she is guiolty of? https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1045028680035110913 Kavanaugh vote/hearing was delayed because Ford was "scared" of flying. "Ford's fear of flying is directly related to her allegation of assault, and that an airplane is the ultimate closed space where you cannot get away." She flew 3,000 to Maryland for a poly in August. These stories get to be more comical farce by the day.
#2. To: nolu chan (#0)
11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. 12 For it is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret. 13 But everything exposed by the light becomes visible, 14 for it is light that makes everything visible. This is why it is said:
rise from the dead,
and Christ will shine on you." 
#3. To: nolu chan (#0)
#4. To: redleghunter (#3)
Any more on this?
#5. To: Jameson (#4)
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5)
Wow! Those are some serious charges.
#7. To: Jameson (#6)
It certainly appears that a true investigation by law enforcement is in order....
#8. To: Fred Mertz (#7)
(Edited)
I certainly would feel sorry for any investigator trying to find facts from fiction of 30+ years ago.
#9. To: nolu chan (#0)
How to F--k with a [Creepy] Porn Lawyer
#10. To: Jameson (#9)
Excellent example of Fake News!
Absolutely anonymous and unknown veracity. This story comes from 4chan. If you go to the link, know that you are going to 4chan and it is essentially uncensored.
Avenatti: I have evidence that Kavanaugh ran a gang-rape ring
Hot Air
Posted at 8:31 am on September 24, 2018 Michael Avenatti
@MichaelAvenatti Benny
@bennyjohnson Benny
@bennyjohnson
How? 
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