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United States News Title: San Francisco "Poop Patrollers" Make $185,000 San Francisco "Poop Patrollers" Make $185,000 by Tyler Durden We wish we could say this was a satire piece, but a new story in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals just how lucrative collecting shit actually is. It's but the latest in a string of shocking revelations to hit headlines throughout the summer exposing how deep San Francisco's crisis of vast amounts of vagrant-generated feces covering its public streets actually runs (no pun intended). We detailed last week how city authorities have finally decided to do something after thousands of feces complaints (during only one week in July, over 16,000 were recorded), the cancellation of a major medical convention and an outraged new Mayor, London Breed, who was absolutely shocked after walking through her city: they established a professional "poop patrol". We wish we could say this was a satire piece, but a new story in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals just how lucrative collecting shit actually is. It's but the latest in a string of shocking revelations to hit headlines throughout the summer exposing how deep San Francisco's crisis of vast amounts of vagrant-generated feces covering its public streets actually runs (no pun intended). As described when the city initially unveiled the plan, the patrol will consist of a team of five staffers and a supervisor donning protective gear and patrolling the alleys around Polk Street and other "brown zones" in search of everything from hepatitis-laden Hershey squirts to worm-infested-logs. At the Poop Patrol's disposal will be a special vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner and disinfectant. The teams will begin their shifts in the afternoon, spotting and cleaning piles of feces before the city receives complaints in order "to be proactive" in the words of the Public Works director Mohammed Nuru, co-creator of the poop patrol initiative. While at first glance it doesn't sound like the type of job people will be knocking down human resources doors to apply for, the SF Chronicle has revealed just how much each member of this apparently elite "poop patrol" team will cost the city: $184,678 in salary and benefits. The surprisingly high figure is buried in the middle of the SF Chronicle's story on Mayor London Breed's morning walks along downtown streets with her staff, unannounced beforehand to her police force and department heads so she can view firsthand what common citizens endure on a daily basis. After quoting Mayor Breed, who acknowledges, “We’re spending a lot of money to address this problem,” the following San Francisco Public Works budget items are presented: And crucially, there's now "the new $830,977-a-year Poop Patrol to actively hunt down and clean up human waste." The SF Chronicle casually notes in parenthesis, "By the way, the poop patrolers earn $71,760 a year, which swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits." Though we're sure the city's giant $11.5 billion budget can handle the burgeoning clean-up costs, likely to blow up even further, we're not sure how property owners paying hefty land and sales taxes which have soared over the past years will react. And with limited spots open on the new poop patrol team, and at a salary and benefits package approaching $200K, we can imagine people might give second thought to the prospect of shoveling shit on a professional basis. Perhaps the only question that remains is, what kind of resumé does one have to have to rise to the top of pile?
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#1. To: nolu chan (#0)
Who said there are jobs Americans just won't do? Granted, you may have to pay a little more ...
So SF is so into allowing residents to shit on public property, that they are planning for retirement and health benefits for the cleanup crew. This is a great job for the nascent trannie boy or goil. Clean up some shit, get a taxpayer paid for makeover, and put in their 25 years then retire.
THIS IS A TAG LINE...Exercising rights is only radical to two people, Tyrants and Slaves. Which are YOU? Our ignorance has driven us into slavery and we do not recognize it.
$71,760 pa ($5,980 mon) salary, $184,678 pa ($15,390 mon) salary plus fringe compares quite favorably to the current military pay scale. $185K per year pay+fringe equals almost $90 per hour. (185,000/2080) I can only imagine how much SF pays for someone to supervise the Poop Patrol. Someone can really get rich selling SF a plan to recycle the shit. https://www.dfas.mil/dam/jcr:ccc8e348-187d-4bff-9e39-b113ad7fa67d/MilPayTable2018_4.pdf
We need to DEPORT the smelly 3rd world shitbag illegal beaners from our soil and MAKE our scumbag lazy American unemployed scoop shit. Capitalism needs all 3 classes of folks to work. Even the scumbag shit scoopers.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
I see you have developed a new approach to "Marxism" with the pronouncement of: "3 classes." Kindly explain all three in immense detail.
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