A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question :
What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer :
Princess Diana's death.
Question :
How come?
Answer :
An
English Princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a
German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips, and
a Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because
the immediate past president,
born in Kenya
and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization !
