My nine year old grandson just told me this joke: So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency. They are brought into a hallway with three doors.
The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, “I will not shoot my father”. He is immediately dismissed from consideration.
The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother. He is immediately dismissed from consideration.
The third cadet goes into the third door. There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion. The instructors burst into the door and say, “What is going on?”
The cadet says, “It was my ex-wife and some idiot put blanks in the gun, so I had to beat her to death with the chair…..”
Hired!
