WASHINGTONAs he began his tenure serving as President Trumps national security advisor, John Bolton reportedly arrived in the White House Tuesday excited to see so many familiar wars.
Afghanistan and Iraq are still here? Man, things havent changed a bit, said a thrilled Bolton while making the rounds in the West Wing, adding how happy he was to see so many military conflicts he recognized from his time serving in the Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush administrations.
Wow, I cant believe how many of the old War on Terror military campaigns are still aroundNorthwest Pakistan, Somalia, Libyagreat to see them all. And Yemen was barely even a conflict when I was last here, and now its really come into its own. There are a few promising hostilities I havent become acquainted with that Ive been hearing good things about, too, but overall, it feels like I can just pick up right where I left off.
Bolton added that he was also excited to bring a few new wars aboard, mentioning North Korea, Iran, and Turkey as conflicts he wanted to work with.
Poster Comment:
Satire - but most likely right on the money.