[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Mail]  [Sign-in]  [Setup]  [Help]  [Register] 

Fond Memories of Hitching

Are we a soul, or do we hava a soul?

Can the President Legally Break the Law?

Facebook just suspended Natural News for 7 days for posting this rather ho-hum fluoride infographic

Missouri Senate Bans All Federal Gun Control Laws in Proposed Bill

WOW! Just Rewatched Enemy of the State & Guess what I found

The Ex-Model Who Claimed Silvio Berlusconi Hosted Satanic Rituals in His House Died From “Apparent Poisoning”

MLB Going Full-Blown TSA: Teams Prepare To Scan Millions Of Fans’ Faces

Why Does The Mainstream Media Purposely Ignore Mass Killings Of Christians Across The Globe?

U.S. Supreme Court Refuses to Require Police to Render Emergency Aid After Ohio Police Shoot Military Veteran Multiple Times, Let Him Bleed to Death

Don’t Shoot the Dogs: The Growing Epidemic of Cops Shooting Family Dogs

Ron Paul Support Legalizing Heroin

Reputed Gambino crime boss' suspected killer flashes 'MAGA,' other slogans on hand

lMalia, Michelle, Barack and the College Admissions Scandal

Sen. Warren: ‘I Would Support Removing Confederate’ Statues and Monuments

HOW U.S. MEDIA IS HELPING THE NEW ZEALAND TERRORIST ACHIEVE HIS ULTIMATE GOAL There's a reason the media is selectively choosing which facts to report about this killer's purpose

Is Trump Really About to Attack Venezuela?

The Grim Reaper – Frequently A Personified Insignificant Force

Dick Dale, a Great American Original, RIP

Government to Pizzeria: You Can Paint a Mural, Just Not One That Features Pizza

Donna Bazile Hired as FOX News Contributor

Source Claims Fox News Host Secretly Worked to Get Jeanine Pirro Suspended to Curry Favor With Democrats

AP Pushes New Leftwing Conspiracy Theory: "Puzzling" Number of Activists Connected to Ferguson are Dying (Usually by Suicide or Drug Overdose), And That Suggests They're Being Secretly Murdered by an Unidentified But Obviously White Cabal

Man cleaning garage finds burglar crushed by fallen 900-pound floor safe, cops say

US Supreme Court denies hearing Ron Paul 2012 aides' appeal

'Beto' Was A Member Of A Prominent Hacking Group, a Punk-Rock Band And His Name Was 'Psychedelic Warlord,' Report Says

Conservative? Hardly. New Zealand mass shooter is a far-Left “eco-fascist” who praised communist China

Tucker Carlson and Thoughtcrime

New Zealand: The Most Hysterical Reaction to an Event I’ve Seen Since 9/11

CONGRESSWOMAN ILHAN OMAR: TERRORIST

Trump threatens 'Saturday Night Live' with federal investigation and charges comedy show as an 'an advertisement without consequences' for mocking him

Illegal Alien Who Used Fake Fed Doc to Get License Committed No Crime, Obama Judge Rules

Hillsborough sues to declare Flintstone House a ‘public nuisance’

Six questions muslims often ask about Jesus

Are libertarian Republicans misreading the political climate?

Why Ron Paul Is Dead Wrong On Venezuela

Vaccines Are Pushing Pathogens to Evolve (vaccinated people are incubators for disease, avoid like the plague)

The BEAST SYSTEM Revealed

Juice Newton - Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me

A Woman Flipped Off A Cop And A [federal appeals] Court Sided With Her

OH BOY! Barack Obama’s brother asks if Michelle is ‘Michael’

1986 Amnesty (justfacts.com)

Groupthink and Why They NEED to Censor Us

WATCH THIS AND STOP WATCHING PORN (Rockefeller/Masonic Manipulation & Agenda To Control and Wreck Families and Values)

"Medieval" Diseases Flare as Unsanitary Living Conditions Proliferate

Sanders cuts head on shower door, receives 7 stitches

Houston Public Library admits registered child sex offender read to kids in Drag Queen Storytime

Another Murderous AGW

AGWs Hut! Hut! Hut! Man Cleaning Up His Own Yard

No Charges for Cops Who Killed 6yo Boy While Trying to Kill an Unarmed Woman


Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Humor
See other Humor Articles

Title: Most of our generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways .
Source: FromThe Trenches
URL Source: http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.c ... e-schooled-in-many-ways/223767
Published: Apr 16, 2018
Author: Gray Rider
Post Date: 2018-04-16 09:36:17 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 63

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 

My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My father taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My father taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10 My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone, there are starving kids in China!”

11 My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado hit it.”

12 My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!”

13 My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out…”

14 My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”

15 My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17 My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it from your father when you get home!”

18  My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

19 My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20 My father taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21 My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22 My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You get that from your fathers side.”

23 My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24 My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

25 My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

We truly were told these “EXACT” words by our parents…

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  


[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Mail]  [Sign-in]  [Setup]  [Help]  [Register] 

Please report web page problems, questions and comments to webmaster@libertysflame.com