If youre not out buying better Christmas gifts than you receive, or creating tens of thousands of jobs with sexy caulk and insulation, take a few minutes to cast your vote for the Obamateurism of the Week. Surely one of these will get your good, solid B-plus today. We dont want to use scare tactics on you, but if you dont vote, you may be on the precipice of something
good?
1. Obama warns Republicans to "stop trying to frighten the American people after a year of scare tactics
2. Obama gives himself a "good, solid B-plus"
3."We are on the precipice"
4.I have given some good gifts you get some nice stuff heres the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get.
5.Holding jobs-thru-weatherization speech at DIY store Home Depot
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By the way starting tomorrow, we will start conducting polls to narrow down the choices for Obamateurism of the Year. Stay tuned!
Previous winners:
___ White House closes transparency workshop to press and public
___ Accusing Rumsfeld of ignoring troop-increase requests for Af-Pak
___ Yours is the first official state visit of my presidency, its fitting that you and India be so recognized.
___ KSM to get a fair trial followed by a first-class hanging
___ Bowing to Emperor Akihito in Japan
___ Giving 2 minutes of shout-outs before getting to the Fort Hood shooting
___ Accusing Cheney not focusing on Af-Pak just before heading out to 3 fundraisers and a golf outing
___ WH retreats on Fox News war when other broadcasters object
___ Obama declares war on liberal bloggers and Fox News
___ US was on path to recovery before durable goods orders fell, mass layoffs rose
___ Obama goes to Copenhagen (and comes home empty)
___ Taxes, definitions, auto insurance, and Merriam-Webster dictionaries
___ Throwing Poland under the bus on missile defense on 70th anniversary of Soviet invasion
___ Obama warns of partisan scare tactics, warns people will die if ObamaCare stalls
___ Obama doesnt check to see if schools in session for his national speech
___ Getting all wee-weed up
___ The public option is just like the Post Office!
___ Were going to listen to other peoples ideas, except that people who disagree should shut up
___ Snitch Central for ObamaCare dissenters
___ Rushing legislation bad in 2004, essential in 2009
___ Obama opines on Gates arrest without having all the facts
___ Obama salutes the Ghana flag
___ Obama jokes about Alaska sale with Russians
___ Obama uses union and DNC plants at health-care town hall
___ Obama plants a question on Iran with HuffPo
___ Change in Iran coming because Obviously, after the speech I made in Cairo
___ Flashing his soles to the camera while talking to Netanyahu
___ If you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, wed be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.
___ We can no longer afford to spend as if deficits do not matter and waste is not our problem.
___ Siccing Tim Geithner and Charlie Rangel on tax cheats
___ Phony Churchill quote on torture throws Grandpa under the bus
___ Torture probe flip-flop
___ Obama covers up IHS while quoting Jesus
___ Austrian is a language?
___ Obama bows to the Saudi king
___ 1908 Model T got better gas mileage than todays SUVs