I thought it had a few good lines. Obviously, this is a satire. He has a whole series of these kinds of "reviews" at Amazon. It got so popular he was a guest on the CBS morning show apparently.
As a vegetable rights activist, I've seen some terrible things--a veritable chopped salad of suffering. For instance, chopped salad. But this takes agricultural cruelty to a new level.
Are we as a society so inured to violence that we cheer as a potato is turn-by-turn transformed into something twisted beyond recognition--a "curly fry"? Can we sit idly by as apples are ground into "fruit noodles"?
America used to be a safe haven for fruits and vegetables. We'd protect them in our crispers, let our children play with them, then release them into landfills. But suddenly, the knives have come out. Today they're sliced, diced, chopped, juiced, julienned, and now this: spiral slicing. Horrifying.
So why the 5 stars? Look, I'm no idiot. I know I'm not going to change the world by preaching to the converted. I need to reach those who've been brainwashed by the vegetable-industrial complex--the doctors, nutritionists, public health advocates, and well-meaning parents. Face it, we all have ketchup on our hands.
But it's time to come together and say, Enough! Let's treat our leafy greens, hearty legumes, and dirty tubers with the respect they deserve. Chill and release, folks. Chill and release. And let them live again--in New Jersey.
It got so popular he was a guest on the CBS morning show apparently.
Looked for it, can't find it.
Is Amazon going to allow his reviews to stand? I hope so.
I'm assuming the guy had to alternate his funny lines with legit review notes. I think that makes his reviews even funnier.
The Hitler Parody potential is off the chart for any of his material. You'd think someone would have done it already.
Hitler: "Yes, order the 72-pack of Kleenex. My mucus problem and allergies are maddening." Keitel: "Mein Fuehrer, Kleenex has stopped offering its 72-pack. They claim two 36-packs are just as efficient."