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Title: The Urinal Is Too High
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Published: Mar 12, 2018
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Post Date: 2018-03-12 12:02:29 by IbJensen
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Views: 138
Comments: 4

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade.”

“No, ma’am." he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Makes one wonder what kind of mentality spends such time thinking these jokes up.

Pinguinite  posted on  2018-03-12   12:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Pinguinite (#1)

As a race fan I thought it was funny.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2018-03-12   12:33:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: IbJensen (#0) (Edited)

"Dang, this water's cold"

"Yeah, and it's deep, too!"

--Richard Pryor's "Mudbone" & friend, peeing off a bridge.

VxH  posted on  2018-03-12   12:42:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Fred Mertz (#2)

" As a race fan I thought it was funny. "

Fred, I thought it was funny too !!

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Stoner  posted on  2018-03-12   13:29:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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