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Title: When Parody becomes Reality (Triple Trac Razor)
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Published: Mar 2, 2018
Author: snl
Post Date: 2018-03-02 11:47:33 by no gnu taxes
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Views: 3453
Comments: 26

Transcript from SNL. I cant find a video:


Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave.

[ The caveman takes a club and hits himself in the face. DISSOLVE to the announcer speaking to the camera against a black background ]

Announcer: Since then, man has been ardently striding to design the perfect shaving instrument.

[ Shots of various razors are shown ]

Announcer (V/O): From the straight razor, to the safety razor, to the injector system, amd finally the highly acclaimed twinblade cartridge.

[ The announcer picks up a twinblade and shows it to the camera ]

Announcer: Almost perfect, yet not quite the superlative groom. Introducing the Triple-Trac.

[ DISSOLVE to a close-up of the three-bladed Triple-Trac razor ]

Announcer (V/O): Not just two blades in one system, but three stainless, platinum teflex-coated blades melded together to form one incredible shaving cartridge, easily fitted into your old twinblade holder. Triple-Trac's triple-threat cartridge, with more close shaves than ever before. Here's how it works.

[ DISSOLVE to a cartoon showing a how the Triple-Trac shaves a whisker ]

Announcer (V/O): The first blade grabs at the whisker, tugging it away from your face to protect it from the second blade.

[ The cartoon shows how the Triple-Trac yanks painfully at the whisker ]

Announcer (V/O): Blade number two catches and digs into the stubble before it has the chance to snap back and injure you, pulling it farther out so that it is now ready for shearing.

[ The cartoon shows an even more painful whisker-yanking ]

Announcer (V/O): Triple-Trac's third blade, a finely-honed bonded platinum instrument, cuts cleanly through the whisker at its base, leaving your face as smooth as a billiard ball.

[ Finally, the cartoon shows the Triple-Trac completely shaving the whisker ]

[ DISSOLVE back to the announcer against the black background, holding up a Triple-Trac ]

Announcer: The Triple-Trac. Because you'll believe anything.


I was thinking about this skit when I bought a disposable razor the other day that actually had 4 blades.

I'm sure there are many other examples.

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#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Go electric instead. You save on shaving cream and razors, and don't expose yourself daily to whatever chemicals they put in shaving cream. I'm sure the one time purchase of an electric razor and electrical cost is cheaper in the long run. You do pay for the electricity they use to make razors and cream anyway.

Yeah, I remember those Trac II commercials and wondering why they would advertise how it gives you ingrown hairs.

Pinguinite  posted on  2018-03-02   12:31:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Pinguinite (#2)

Electric razors just take too long. I also use only a thick lather of Ivory soap when I shave.

no gnu taxes  posted on  2018-03-02   12:46:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: no gnu taxes, Pinguinite (#3)

Electric razors just take too long. I also use only a thick lather of Ivory soap when I shave.

Not if you shave every day or two.

AND it's more sanitary than blades if you dip your electric razor into Braun's sanitizer.

Liberator  posted on  2018-03-02   13:10:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Liberator (#6)

I can be done shaving in a minute with a disposable razor. Are modern electric razors faster than that?

no gnu taxes  posted on  2018-03-02   13:16:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#10. To: no gnu taxes (#8) (Edited)

Could be a bit longer, but not much. IF you have a quality Braun.

Liberator  posted on  2018-03-02 13:18:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: no gnu taxes (#8)

I can be done shaving in a minute with a disposable razor. Are modern electric razors faster than that?

Electric razors need a few minutes of cleaning every now and then and I've found that if it starts to take longer to shave, it needs cleaning. One minute? That's fast. Electric razors vary in quality but it takes me longer than that.

Some electric razors are battery operated and waterproof and are designed for use in a shower.

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