It's obvious, isn't it, that the progressives' other name is and always has been FISTERS! The science is settled. The debate is over. As an added bonus, it explains what all the fists on the progressive posters really mean. Every time you raise a fist at a rally for this or that burning issue, remember that the issue is not the issue: FISTING is the issue! What do we want? Fisting! When do we want it? Now! It's for the children! If you're still not convinced, see progressive blog FIST YOUTH the latest exploit of the old perverts at the communist Workers World Party, who were the force behind massive anti-Bush rallies in this country and across the world. From the FIST YOUTH brochure (PDF): Fight Imperialism - Stand Together (FIST) is a national group of young activists committed to fighting racism, sexism, the oppression of lesbian, gay, bi and trans people, and the exploitation of the working class, all of which are the result of imperialism and capitalism. Could they be any clearer? MARXISM IS ALL ABOUT FISTING! FIST YOUTH organized this rally of students and faculty at Hunter College in New York. Notice the telling fists on their signs and T-shirts. I guess we could all use some good old-fashioned fisting now and then.
To clarify further, we have prepared a set of visual agitation materials and illustrations. HOW TO FIST AMERIKKKA FROM BELOW "Fisting for Dummies" by Kevin Jennings. Undocumented workers: ANAL RAPE NOW! Yet another school made safe for future fisting by Kevin Jennings: The First Couple fisting in a threesome with the Teleprompter And finally, Fister-in-Chief: |