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Title: A short love story
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Published: Jan 24, 2018
Author: sneakypete
Post Date: 2018-01-24 13:48:31 by sneakypete
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Views: 174
Comments: 3

A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold”

“I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.”

“Wow! That's a great idea!” He exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied, “Get your own damn blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End


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ain't it the truth!

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#1. To: sneakypete (#0)

It reminds me of Churchill.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
On another occasion, some busybody was berating him for excess drinking.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Tooconservative  posted on  2018-01-24   14:06:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Tooconservative (#1)

Churchhill didn't believe in taking prisoners.

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2018-01-24   14:09:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: sneakypete (#0)

Very funny story Pete.

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Stoner  posted on  2018-01-26   12:42:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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